Kustin:
stale have seen this crap many times without number..........abeg post better thing

Huhuh? well I'm just seeing it for the first time and I find it hilarious. just coz you've seen it doesn't mean everyone has.

so do me a favor and stfu.

You just got aware of this? after like 2 months since it was first introduced??

lol..
Anyways, its true and works on all device except on BB OS 7 and earlier ones.

A man that old shouldn't even be sleeping with his sister on the same bed to start with

15. Your toddler finding your Bra and handing it to a guest in the middle of a dinner party.

14.Giving a long monologue to a friend about why you’re so glad she broke up with her annoying boyfriend only to learn they got back together.

13.Going out with your friends for the first time post-baby and not realizing until you get home that your breasts leaked through your blouse.

12.Pooping when trying to push out the baby during childbirth.

11.Walking onstage to give a speech in front of the whole company and falling flat on your face.

10.Your maid of honor pulling skeletons out of your closet in front of hundreds of guests.

9.Trying to do Beyonce’s latest moves at the office party and accidentally breaking a co-worker’s nose.

8. Realizing upon leaving a very important job interview that you’d done the whole thing with the back of your skirt tucked into your underwear.

7. After a strong breeze blows up your skirt in a gathering flashing hundreds of families with your under panties.

6. Clicking on the wrong file when giving a power point presentation and projecting a private webcam you made.

5. Waking up on the morning of your fiancé introduction to his parent with this on your face.

4. Texting your dad instead of your best friend after losing your virginity.

3. Leaning over to pick up a pencil in math class and accidentally letting out a loud fart

2. Age 15: Logging on to discover your little brother secretly filmed you trying to twerk and posted it in your high school’s Facebook group.

1. Getting your period on the day you made the ill-advised decision to wear white pants to school.
And you didn't even have a jacket to wrap around your waist.

project8:
how do i come about one naira

here is a simple example.
you have N15

spent - Balance

5 _ 10

5 _ 5

3 _ 2

1 _ 1

1 _ 0
---------------------
15 _ 18
---------------------

You wonder why the Balance side is 18 right? that's because it's a kind of two column cash ledger. In ledger account, you don't sum up what's in the balance column and expect it to always give you a correlative digit with the left side, because each gives a distinctive figure for each row which is dependent on the previous column.

Tenkobos:
Those guys are very silly. This is why I said that the thingly feeling you get when you see the person you love is common sense leaving your body.

Really? you're the one who said that?


*clears throat* pls give me the title of this your book where you said that, I wantu buy

VocalWalls:

Glo?

Badt guy
exactly wot you mean by that

LizGray:
Where did you get these?

you really expect him to reveal his source?

you don't have to migrate to mtn pulse to get the free 1GB tho.

amtaken:
Is it the same China I have been going to that you just described or another one?

Lol..

sheddy03:
recharging via VTU too gets the bonus?

Yeah, that's how I got mine.

nepapole:
Disgusting

Either you are kidding or you're gay..

That ass is awsome

cafedeluv:
Accumulate as much data as you want this weekend in the Mtn WowWeekend Offer.
Recharge N500 & above and get 1gb bonus to use over the weekend from Friday to Sunday night.
This means that each recharge of N500 gives you 1gb.
I've tried it and I've accumulated 5gb. Already used about 1gb to update my my apps.
Now going to use the remainder to download games and my pending Series.
NO MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHT BECAUSE OF DOWNLOANDING

Disclaimer:
You need to have received the WOWWEEKEND OFFER sms to enjoy this.
Thanks

I didn't receive any wow weekend offer by sms, but as soon as I read this, I recharged N500 anyways and I got

So thanks

It didn't spill out enough

Olalekanbanky1:
none of u pple shud come back here and starting telling us stories on how mtn deducted ur money unjustly o. na Soso freebies una dey like. Any small Bleep up by mtn like dis, una go write essay pack put against MTN.

Last warning!

mtn will keep scamming Nigerians weather we enjoyed the freebie or not. Any small Opportunity from them, i dey grab am sharp sharp.
no time oo.