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Olalekanbanky1:
none of u pple shud come back here and starting telling us stories on how mtn deducted ur money unjustly o. na Soso freebies una dey like. Any small Bleep up by mtn like dis, una go write essay pack put against MTN.

Last warning!

mtn will keep scamming Nigerians weather we enjoyed the freebie or not. Any small Opportunity from them, i dey grab am sharp sharp.
no time oo.

sheunsheun:
Probably you don't know, but until now you can't opt out of the said plan. Once you are in, you can neither opt out nor subscribe to other plans

Okay.. Thanks for the info.

sheunsheun:
Its simple and straightfoward
Just Dial *482*4# and u will receive invalid request message.
>>Then reply with * then reply with 3. You will now receive "you have cancelled your 2g data subscription"

And why would I wanna cancel my 2G subscription? it's a life saver

heheheheh.. why did they ever say that the patient dog eats the fattest bone?

when I read the subject "Incredible speed of glo" I knew exactly what I was coming to meet here.

hahaha, it shouldn't be too hard ladies

Omo this ones advance pass naija level.
chaii

lol
after she don commot am. well played Kylie

How can you feel threatened by a stupid moniker? like seriously? you don't even no the pathetic looser behind it. why bother about some lowlife? lol

these people wear anything like it's no man's business

AngelAhnie:
I was so embarrassed few days ago by a guy. Not as if I was wearing sexy cloths or something that should arouse a man sexually. He is someone I respect so much, he called me and I stopped to answer him. As I walk towards him, I noticed his eyes were fixed on my chest, I felted so embarrassed and was not comfortable standing before him.


So to the guys in the house, why do you stare at a lady's chest?

Because there are boobs there.. if that helps.

I'm not saying its polite to stare tho.

Not even if she wants me to.

honestly..

Damn!! People have personal issues, they won't address it. They just vent em on these celebrities..

seguno2:
You don't understand at all what it means to be patriotic. Otherwise you will not be forcing strangers in Switzerland to keep your own fellow Nigerian when their laws clearly do not allow him to stay on.
Being patriotic does not mean that one has to be blind, dumb and deaf to the wrong things in one's own country. Quite the contrary.
If you don't acknowledge your challenges, how do you deal with them?
I hope that you can now understand what patriotic means and what it does not mean.

I wish you've heard of the term "sarcasm" and had smartness to spot it when used by someone in an expression.

you work on that, I'm gonna go now..

*Slaps forehead in disappointment *

daviddagreat:
Ok dis back n forth is becoming annoying

Wizkid is not a legend are u happy now

Now fvck off

hey you started this, and I just happened to have time for this, so you fuçk off.

seguno2:
Thankfully YOUR opinion does not matter in THEIR country's legal/immigration affairs.
Did they force him to stay all these years in THEIR country?
No.
Did they stop him from going back to HIS own country?
No.
Please remember that not all countries are as LAWLESS as our own country. Which partly explains why we are all eager to go there.

yeah I understand..

And thank you for pointing out how our country is lawless and all.. very patriotic of you.

daviddagreat:
Ok wen i said lost it means u made no sense wat so eva

and em ....... Bye to u too

your low level of comprehension ain't my fault broh, pardon me if what I said wasn't sane to you.
do yourself a favor and stay lost.

Joavid:
read you no gree.

he is not a Swiss citizen.

being born in Switzerland doesn't make you a citizen.

Read my other quotes, I refuse to care!

seguno2:
Please point out where you read that he has Swiss citizenship/passport.
Thanks.

look I don't care!
He's lived there all his live. He grew up there, he was influenced badly in their environment.
He doesn't now get to be a Nigerian Citizen now that he is a bad egg.
so once again, I don't care if the article says he is a resident or nah.. it should be their problem to deal with.

daviddagreat:
Firstly
i asked u to check d spelling cos u seem to have spelt oda words correctly unlike myself i shortened d words

Secondly and more importantly dude u completely lost me @ ur write up

Yep you shortened your words obviously.. who knows.. might be because you can't get the full spellings right, that was why I called you a sloppy ass writer. people like you are in no position to point out anyone's typo.

And about getting you lost in a what you called a "write up" yeah I was counting on that.

So try to stay lost this time would ya
bye..

janellemonae:
Gosh! It's clearly written he's not a citizen, just a resident.

Nigerians and reading comprehension.

you got a problem yo, A big one. yeah assuming I missed the part that says he's just a resident over there, what does that have to do with the whole Nigeria Nation and comprehension? who the "F" are you??

He was born there, he's never stepped foot in Nigeria so I don’t give a rat's ass if swiss doesn't accept him as a citizen or not. It should be their problem not ours.

So Next time your super ignorant butt has an issue with a comment, you take it up with the individual, don't stereotype it to a whole race.

DesChyko:
In all of these, you're talking of a pair of words in each with the same spelling but different meanings. The pronunciation is also slightly different because of the location of the stress pattern of the word. Such pair of words are called homographs. The word either functions as a verb first, then as a noun next or vice versa. In most cases, If the word functions as a verb, the stress is on the last syllable. If it functions as a noun, the stress is on the first syllable. Other examples are present, estimate, convert, reject, etc.

Private Tutor For Hire biko

well... I'm dazzled. good one

so they decided to push the problem to Nigeria when he like shares citizenship with both countries?

Who says we can't also deport him back to swiss when we can't also take his sh!t any longer??

kenny905:
I fit use am subscribe?

haha.. no nah.

When yawa gass

daviddagreat:
Na l dont do such. U . might buh i dont

Rather am gonna kick it as soon as u remove ur head from it

Cos i can c ur head is in ur assss d ats y u tink a legend must go out of his Field to b acknowledged as one

ughh.. this would've been more fun for me if I was in with someone with better understanding of a simple expression, so I don't have to re explain what I've said earlier. By the way I didn't ask you to kiss my ass not literary, nah, It was a sample word for you to spell check since that's the card you appear to pull. But you were so eager to point out you weren't, unfortunately for you that's the number 1 trait of one.

Don't flatter yourself with the ass kicking title, you strike me as an enthusiastic newt jumping to point out people's spelling mistakes on line, meanwhile, too sloppy ass to construct a full word. luckily for you, you found the right guy to provide you those jobs.

Now quit monkeying harrounde hand get on to spell check tthise centense phor me, yhile I weighite...

It's part of what they paid for, don't worry

AyamConfidence:
make I park here...when lalasticlala moves this to FP I'll come and modify but for now....**crawls away

This quote will remain an evidence of ur initial post. Just incase you modify it.

ThemiDhayor:
Na list of dead entertainers this mumu dey post in the midnight.


Berra go find work to do...

Swerve

everystep87:
next time, tell your friend to say NO and just ask the Dr. to give her Phensic and water and she will be well. How can you tell a Dr. not to touch the main part when you complained of irregularities inside it.

Next time, open your leg wide and let the Dr. do his job wella

This lady has spoken!