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Romance / Re: Need Your Opinion !!! by davidayn(m): 9:56pm On Aug 15, 2015
Lol, some people wouldn't o
Romance / Re: Sone One Should Pls Help This Girl,she's Hot And She's Been "kumminng"(pic) by davidayn(m): 9:54pm On Aug 15, 2015
Lol, omo na gree light for u o , grin. Baba no go reason am o , na play I dhe o , before she go talk say u wan rape am , cos na wetin dey trend for all dis girls mouth be dat !

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Politics / Re: Buhari's Failed Promises by davidayn(m): 9:27pm On Aug 15, 2015
naijaking1:


Remember, no childish insults!
Make your point if you have any, otherwise keep moving!

Lol , I dint insult u nw ! , hw do u expect nigeria to move forward when u r been pessimistic about the government in power !

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Celebrities / Re: Throwback Picture Of Psquare And Mo Hits by davidayn(m): 9:26pm On Aug 15, 2015
I get hope !!
Politics / Re: How Femi Fani-kayode Slept With His Mother – Ex Wife by davidayn(m): 9:25pm On Aug 15, 2015
Hmmm , won't u people jst free dis guy
Politics / Re: Buhari's Failed Promises by davidayn(m): 9:23pm On Aug 15, 2015
Op , don't lemme say u r dumb o , u wanna start talkn abt failed promises against d govt dah has no even reached 100days ..... Smh

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Romance / Re: How A Lady I Was Supposed To Dump Skillfully Dumped Me by davidayn(m): 8:59pm On Aug 15, 2015
koresma26:
Lmao ..karma is alive


And this guy above me ..cheated me ..before I clicked on submit I don see he comment ...

Wait o ..where is seun ?? I don send am like 2000 emails he never reply me ..abieg reply ooo!

2. Abeg how many of ona notice one monicker "NOBODY" who is running that account I need to know . Funniest part his/her monicker is unclickable


Lol, baba I no cheat u ooo , na my network dey 4.5G ni

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Romance / Re: How A Lady I Was Supposed To Dump Skillfully Dumped Me by davidayn(m): 8:55pm On Aug 15, 2015
Rexhenrex:
which language did u read it with

I no understand ni , na why I ask na
Gaming / Re: I Need Gran Turismo 5 XL by davidayn(m): 8:47pm On Aug 15, 2015
I have gran turismo 5 on ps3 forsale
Health / Re: SHOCKING! Infographic Reveals What Energy Drinks Do To The Body Within 24 Hours by davidayn(m): 8:37pm On Aug 15, 2015
pafegzie:


Energy drink is Energy drink o. WHO is not organization that will create energy drinks to sell.

Bro ! No mind me , I no read d content before I coment

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Romance / Re: Need Your Opinion !!! by davidayn(m): 8:22pm On Aug 15, 2015
Cc. Lalasticlala , rokiatu , ishilove , seun
Health / Re: SHOCKING! Infographic Reveals What Energy Drinks Do To The Body Within 24 Hours by davidayn(m): 8:17pm On Aug 15, 2015
Propaganda ! Hw come its got the same design of a particular energy drink , hmm , humans sha

Ruining anoda man's market to pave way for urs ...
Celebrities / Re: Photo: See What This Girl Posted On Facebook Just To Get Many Likes. by davidayn(m): 8:14pm On Aug 15, 2015
I no see am well jaree , *runs out to borrow torch * , okay I can see nw grin.

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Romance / Re: Ladies Come And Defend This Abeg by davidayn(m): 8:11pm On Aug 15, 2015
That's when Jessica williams will turn to sikiratu alamuseniyan.....

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Romance / Re: How A Lady I Was Supposed To Dump Skillfully Dumped Me by davidayn(m): 6:38pm On Aug 15, 2015
FTC again



Cc. Ayandare2

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts Belly In A Towel.. But Please Where Is The Six Packs Na? (photo) by davidayn(m): 5:28pm On Aug 15, 2015
burnagee:
I tell you man...d Nigga dosnt know them..make God bless our hustle men Cuz life is 2 short

Amen oo ! , person dey hotel for presidential suite dey tweet , dem dey nairaland for their poverty stricken houses spilling thrash abt a made man !
Romance / Re: Men! Stop Offering Your Joystick To Any Stranger You Meet For Mouth Action. by davidayn(m): 5:12pm On Aug 15, 2015
Jenny1010:
Men are known to possess high level of sexual urge, and can easily lose control of themselves and become irrational when sexually aroused especially when the opposite sex is on sight, they literally starts thinking with their joystick. Whatever you do, for your own safety stop offering your joystick to strangers ( prostitutes, one night stand, etc) for mouth-action. Stop risking your life for few minute ecstasy. Only enjoy mouth-action with your wife or girlfriend whom you have known for a longtime.

I heard a shocking story yesterday, although unverified, but I believe people should learn from this story. The victim, A final year student of one of the university in Nigeria, invited a girl he met on Facebook to come visit him. Around 1am in the night, the hostel mates were woken up by a loud scream protruding from the victims room. They rushed to find out what the problem was, but the door was locked. After several knock on the door without any responds, they decided to force the door open. When the door was forced open, they were meet with a shocking sight of the victim naked in pool of blood with his joystick almost detached from his groin. And in the other side few distance from the victim, is the girl naked and making a rhythmic movement of the arms and legs, which signifies she was having an epileptic seizure. She was giving the victim a mouth-action when the seizure started.

Seizure in Epilepsy patients is often triggered when the brain is in a state of high excitement or anxiety. The experience includes stiffen and tight clicking of the teeth for several seconds to a minute (imagine your joystick in her mouth at this moment) and then having an rhythmic movements of the arms and legs. Often the rhythmic movements slow before stopping. The return to consciousness is gradual and the person may be confused for quite some time --minutes to hours.

Have you ever consider if that stranger you are offering your joystick for a mouth-action is epileptic? Like HIV/AIDS , epilepsy is not written on the face . That handsome or beautiful face might be suffering from epilepsy.

Better be warned.


So ur story is based on hear-say , well ion av epileptic friends ! Besides some men enjoy mouth action pass sexx sef !!

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Celebrities / Re: Davido Flaunts Belly In A Towel.. But Please Where Is The Six Packs Na? (photo) by davidayn(m): 5:05pm On Aug 15, 2015
Haters be spilling thrash ! My niccur making money

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Romance / Re: Ladies Can U Let Ur Guy Rock Dis Hairstyle? ???? by davidayn(m): 5:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
grin. Stale pix !
Romance / Re: Ladies Can U Let Ur Guy Rock Dis Hairstyle? ???? by davidayn(m): 5:02pm On Aug 15, 2015
;DStale pix !
Politics / Re: Breaking News: Borno Deputy Governor Dies In Yola by davidayn(m): 4:56pm On Aug 15, 2015
grin. Oga rephrase ur words jaree , na stale news , abi na d governor die dis time ? ! .. Lol
Romance / Re: What Is Ur Own Addiction by davidayn(m): 3:56pm On Aug 15, 2015
All of the above
Jokes Etc / Re: Guys Check Out This Funny Selfie Stick by davidayn(m): 3:53pm On Aug 15, 2015
Chai :DChai. Smart niggar
Romance / Re: W by davidayn(m): 3:51pm On Aug 15, 2015
welcome my lady ....*kiss
Events / Re: Twin Brothers Play Best Man Role At Wedding (photos) by davidayn(m): 3:47pm On Aug 15, 2015
Swaggzkid:
Hmmmm


Lovely and handsome guys * With charming eyes lol grin grin grin

lalasticlala


Who is below me **clean eyes** hmm na introverted ooo grin grin *laughter all the way*


LMAO ! "Introverted " hahahaha, why u wash introvert na , she don dey ff ftc since like plaque ...
Politics / Re: Bayelsa 2015: Buhari Deceives Bayelsa APC by davidayn(m): 3:26pm On Aug 15, 2015
EgusiSoup:

So it was a deceit
U jst got skiibiid
Culture / Re: 7 Interesting Facts You Should Know About The Burial Of The Ooni Of Ife by davidayn(m): 3:21pm On Aug 15, 2015
Ok !







Cc.ayandare02
Politics / Re: Bayelsa 2015: Buhari Deceives Bayelsa APC by davidayn(m): 3:19pm On Aug 15, 2015
INTROVERT:

I lik dis land , hw much is it gonna cost me ?
Politics / Re: Bayelsa 2015: Buhari Deceives Bayelsa APC by davidayn(m): 3:18pm On Aug 15, 2015
Hehe !

















































Sai baba
Family / Re: Checkout This Funny And Cute Picture Of Kids Getting A Tour On A Tech Site... by davidayn(m): 3:17pm On Aug 15, 2015
All I see is , Minion rush !

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