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haydot95:
can't remember employing you

turbo3disc:
Hello, House pls o hw do I print my bio-data form, I av filled it nd submited oniine and can found a space 2 print it out o. Somebody should help ooooo

Tosdam:
Is there any Language Arts student here?

mikeczay:
BOY ALRIGHT, HAVE$500000 THEN

uumm:
1 trillion likes.

where's everyone rushing to?

pelvicky:
Can oau accept weac and neco combination for medicine??

olagockay:
OAU - Mayfair - Lagere!!!!
*faints*

davidmascot:
who are you deceiving

Dammytrager:
Lmao!!!...mammy water dy allergic to ugly guys na, na dem fine boys like you, haydot dem dy pursue na.

Dammytrager:
Hehe!!!...those three weeks of no lectures anglomoz is surely gonna b jampacked.
All them my brothers in the ministry Timmytimmy, haydot, deji how market?

Ariyke:
hello pls try to see things from other people's perspective, u are just entering so u won't understand other sch's do have 2-3 months break and urs wasn't even postpone so chill

*pls what I said didn't warrant u hissing*

Ariyke:
hello pls try to see things from other people's perspective, u are just entering so u won't understand other sch's do have 2-3 months break and urs wasn't even postpone so chill

*pls what I said didn't warrant u hissing*

Ariyke:
hello pls try to see things from other people's perspective, u are just entering so u won't understand other sch's do have 2-3 months break and urs wasn't even postpone so chill

*pls what I said didn't warrant u hissing*

Ariyke:
so u don't want us to rest abi?

davidmascot:
Is anyone here aware that the school calendar has been amended..... though we are still resuming may3 but lecture starts may25 ,matric is now june23 and the session now ends February 2016.

queenabby:
Wat did u mean

dabalrog:
ogbeni,abeg no dey kill lie

dabalrog:
If you re having issues with ur payment confirmation,kindly go to the bank. Going to oau computer room is just a waste of time. Try to talk small sense to whoever attends to you,and try as much as possible to activate the puppy in you...u knw,the cute eyes.

The mistakes are rectified by the bank,cos oau would remit ur pay back to the bank and they'll have to repost the money into oau's account in the correct way. Just know that the causes of your issues my be as a result of that 3 digits before ur name on the payment slip,atleast that's what caused mine,and the bank goat didn't know.


Timmytimmy,didn't spend an hour in ife yesterday,don't worry...when we resume,we'll enter new buka together
Dazzlemee...how about a goodmorning kiss?
Davidbanner...na girl go kill you

Aaeeshar:
looks like someone z abt 2 b "poisoned" by his employees

queenabby:
Lols I was d one dat nominated u,so is dis revenge or wat,nd again u said I cnt cuk aw come u are nominatin somone dat cnt cuk.

Lussamguru02:

Reasons Why Students Fail In Their First Year
This is based on my experience and other information I
gathered from some students in my school and around me,
and I’ll be sharing it to ya’ll. Enjoy you read and please
whatever needs fixing should be fixed.
1: Failure to set their priorities right: Most students
find themselves in the university or college and tend to
think live is just a straight road without setting goals or
something to achieve, they just go to class just because
when you are in school you must go to class, some don’t even
go at all. Setting your priorities right means planning ahead
of time, know what you are in for and how soon you can
achieve your goals.
2: The type of company they keep: higher institution
I a place where you will surely get to meet people of
different background, ethnic group and belief, and it takes
a bad type to know who is bad to keep up with. Being a
fresher is not a crime, but most fresher won’t stop forming
“NA WE DEY HERE”, yeah cos they wanna be heard about,
and they tend to walk with people who can only get out of
their lives without adding a pinch.
3: Over engagement: Hmmm, at this junction I have to
clarify the difference between school and a worship place
or a business arena, yeah we understand that fingers are
not equal, reason why some student fend form them while all
you do is just to put a call through to your dad or mum, but
I’ve come to realize that studying and business might go
together but not as expected, more so, some students have
turned their worship place into a lecture room, they call it
serving God brings perfection and success, but I,ll remind
you now in case you forgot that your primary mission in
school is to read well and graduate with something worth it.
4: Failure to understand yourself: well, you might ask
what that mean, am gonna tell you, understanding yourself
means knowing what exactly work for you, are you the type
who takes a coffee before you can read, perhaps you can
hardly read with candle, do you even read at night? , oh
oh oh so you’ve been working against yourself just because
bro Jack goes to night classes doesn’t mean he knows more
than you do, I tell you now that I met lot of scholars in my
first year who can’t do without clubbing every weekend,
yet they are doing really well in their studies. So sit
yourself down and understand your philosophy.
5: Social life: well, I can’t blame it all on facebook, IG,
whatsapp even 2go, gosh this social media apps are just not
gonna stop to make and mar people’s dreams, technology has
so much grown in the last few years, students now connect
with anybody anywhere in the world “the world is global”
that you just said abi? Yeah but I still don’t get why you
stick to your phone chatting and reading lots of gist while
you should be in class or even writing a test, a Prof,
sometime asked why students now fail woefully, a student
whispered to my ears and said “there was no FB, IG and
2go in your time” I couldn’t help but laugh.
6: The extroverts: I don’t know how to categorize this
well, but am gonna try to make you understand, gaining
admission into higher institution is enough to call an
achievement, but I tell you that’s just the beginning of your
quest, in remember how many people I called during my first
year just to tell them I gained admission, even people I don’t
really talk to , I later thought over it and asked “why am I
doing this” try to ask yourself the same question. Perhaps
you are the type who can’t just keep your happiness to
yourself, I dare you to start doing that now, who knows you
might just get lucky to change
7: Lack of parental advice or care: This should be for the
parents, you have done well to pay for her school fees but
on the part of caring oooooops you have done woefully bad,
when last did you call her to ask if everything was fine,
when last did you even visit her in school, I tell you students
change in a blink of an eye, don’t be afraid if she returns
home acting all weird, yeah you caused it. Do you even call
her to encourage her to press on and not to get tired, oh
“no one was there to tell me all these” is what u keep
saying, stand up and fix this aspect.
8: Misuse of freedom: Now you are in school and no one
to say “hey Dave, wash those plates” hmmmmm, well you
might be free indeed but how do you manage your freedom,
playing video games when you ought to be in class, seeing a
friend at 10pm or even smoking and drinking, it doesn’t help
you a bit, try to fix that
9: Lack of Self-confidence: This is the major reason
why student fail a lot, even after you’ve read every
material expected of you, you still feel empty in the skull,
it’s not because you are dull but because you have not built
your self-confidence, are you the type that rehearse just
a single sentence just to approach your lecturer to clarify
something to you? You don’t need to, he’s not God and
surely he started from somewhere too.
10: Lack of plan/procrastination: most student fail to
plan, plan as I know it is a laid down schedule or protocol to
observe at a particular point in time, do you even have time
to construct a time-table of your own, do u keep those
assignments in your bag when you should take them out and
answer, saying it’s not yet time for submission, I’ll do it later.
But we all know later might end up being submission day or
even beyond that.

#Babatee

queenabby:
Lol
Aw dare u

queenabby:
Lol
Aw dare u

DrHost:
nomination in your capacity as ......?

icelord:
Queenabby... u have been chosen by the gods