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Business / Re: Britain Bans Binance's UK Operations In Latest Cryptocurrency Crackdown by davidbanner(m): 9:15pm On Jun 27, 2021
Julianaa:
Lol, I don't blame them


if you invested 1 million in bitcoin 2 months ago

You will have just 500,000 in your account now

You forgot it took less than a year for btc to move from $3k dollars to $65k.

If you don't know shit about crypto esp Bitcoin, kindly shut the Bleep up
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: How To Move On After Getting Sacked by davidbanner(m): 8:06am On Mar 16, 2021
Thank you. This is a good piece.

I just lost my job of 6 months.. I've been sore depressed �.

Thank you!!!

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Politics / Re: FG Approves Five-Year Plan To Reduce Hunger, Malnutrition by davidbanner(m): 9:14pm On Dec 15, 2020
Useless people.. Another avenue to steal
Education / Re: Decayed University Of Nigeria (UNN) Hostels (Graphic Photos) by davidbanner(m): 5:25am On Sep 13, 2020
OAUTemitayo:
Awo wasn't as worse like this.
Nigerian universities sha.

Haba, Lisabi..where you dey all these while ...


Abeg reach out to me.. o ti pe gan..
You disappeared without a trace

#Banner

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Jobs/Vacancies / Available Jobs by davidbanner(m): 12:43pm On Aug 24, 2020
VAN SALES REPRESENTATIVES RECRUITMENT!!

Our client, a FMCG distribution company in Lagos Nigeria is recruiting experienced Van sales representatives.

Job Location: Gbagada, Lagos


Job Description

• Achieving sales target.
• Maintain enough stock in the van in order to fill the requirements of customers.
• Tracking and monitoring competitors’ products and activity
• Making daily sales and activity report.
• Should be able to Drive and Sell
• Accountable for stocks in his van.
• Ensure the availability of products at all retail point.

Job Requirements / Qualification

• HND/BSC
• Must have passion for sales
• Candidate must be familiar with Lagos Mainland and its environs.
• Tech savvy and ability to use a hand-held sales devices.
• Experience Length: 0-1 years
• Age: Not more than 35years.
• Can drive manual vehicles and have a valid Driver’s License.

Salary: Very Attractive

Method of Application
Interested and qualified candidates should send their CV to: jobs@georgehoustonresources.com using “VSR” as the subject of the email

Application Deadline
28th August, 2020.









Job opening Sales Cashier
Location: Lagos Island

Qualification: OND minimum
Experience: 1- 2 years
Salary: Very attractive
Age: 30years below

Must reside around Orile, Lagos Island, Ebute Meta, Surulere.

Application closing date
Monday, 28th August, 2020.

How to apply
Interested and qualified candidate should send their CV to Jobs@georgehoustonresources.com using the job title as subject of the email.






JOB OPENING FOR FRONT DESK OFFICER

Job Location: Okota, Lagos

Qualification: OND minimum

Requirements: Must be computer literate, Fluent in English, ability to anticipate guest need, calm and composed.
Must stay around Oshodi, Okota, Jakande Axis.

Age: 30years below

Salary: Very attractive

Send CV to: jobs@georgehoustonresources.com

Application closes on Friday 28th July, 2020.
Romance / Re: Men, Can You Date Mummy Water For Money? by davidbanner(m): 11:33pm On Jul 31, 2020
Which kain wahala OP b dis undecided

Someone should help me with that meme abeg
Crime / Re: Hackers Convinced Twitter Employee To Help Them Hijack Accounts by davidbanner(m): 9:17pm On Jul 16, 2020
NegroAcheiver:

Seen sir.God bless you.I really appreciate.You will never lack.You have saved me this night.Sir please one last request pls modify my name from your quote.Im afraid because of security reasons.Thank you.

Done.. anything else??
Crime / Re: Hackers Convinced Twitter Employee To Help Them Hijack Accounts by davidbanner(m): 8:53pm On Jul 16, 2020
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Crime / Re: Hackers Convinced Twitter Employee To Help Them Hijack Accounts by davidbanner(m): 8:46pm On Jul 16, 2020
NegroAcheiver:

Pls save me.Help a brother feed this night.I promise to help people when God blesses me.Im not a scammer.Im in severe pains.o242o11694 gtb.Im suffering.Thank you.


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Foreign Affairs / Re: Presidency Confirms Vice President Resignation by davidbanner(m): 3:17pm On Jul 14, 2020
Openbusiness3:
Mtchwwwwwww. Ah bin think say na Osinbande. Stop dis kain ruff play OP grin

Lmao.. na d same think me sef think... I quickly rush come d thread..

OP wan kill sombori grin
Romance / Re: be good to everybody by davidbanner(m): 11:57am On Jul 09, 2020
AFvckingAlpha:
You can never make heaven with this story you made up.




grin grin. Laugh wan kill me.. I think sey na only me notice am...

Op too dey lie...

Nollywood won't even accept this script
Health / Re: We May Propose Fresh Lockdown After Two Weeks, Says Task Force by davidbanner(m): 5:12am On Jul 07, 2020
See tears. They sha want to hold us captive.. grin
Money they've laundered for 4/5 months ain't enough..

Rubbish news.
Nairaland / General / Re: RAPE CASE: D’banj Ex-Manager Finally Expose Him On The Alleged Rape by davidbanner(m): 5:08am On Jul 07, 2020
Yeye story. No correlation
TV/Movies / Re: 20 Common Comments & Phrases Used In Nigerian Movies by davidbanner(m): 3:11pm On Jul 03, 2020
Do you know who I am?




This should top the list grin
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Hmm by davidbanner(m): 2:06pm On Jul 03, 2020
My neighbor with 5 kids has been complaining about the delay. She practically checks her phone anytime a notification pops up. She has started accruing debts.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Aston Villa Vs Chelsea (1 - 2) ) On 21st June 2020 by davidbanner(m): 2:51pm On Jun 21, 2020
Up Chelsea grin

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Education / Re: Serial Killers Reveal 10 Jeffery Dahmer The Moyawaki Cannibal by davidbanner(m): 7:27am On Jun 15, 2020
omo this one na horror movie o
Romance / Re: My Girlfriend Announced To Me She Doesn't Want Sex Anymore by davidbanner(m): 10:14pm On Jun 14, 2020
MedicH:
Upon all the things that are your problems which being penniless is number one, the one that's worrying u the most is that a girl you're destroying her life has refused you sex. This boy do u want to be useful to yourself at all?

Guy, you deserve an accolade.. Gbayii

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Jobs/Vacancies / How Important Is An Extra Curricular Activity Certificate For A Job Interview by davidbanner(m): 1:19pm On Jun 13, 2020
In my resume I listed out core extra curricular activities I did back in Uni days. .. I was the Freshmen Orientation Committee Chairman, and I served two term as member of my department's Parliament.

Now my question is, do I need the certificate of these extra curricular activities for a job interview?
Career / Re: Enquiries: Chartered Institute Of Personnel Management [CIPM] Membership by davidbanner(m): 12:01pm On Jun 12, 2020
omoISEYIN:
Hello Everyone,

This platform is open for general questions on how to be a member of the Chartered Institute of Personnel Management Of Nigeria.
CIPM is the professional body that certify and regulate the practice of human resource management in Nigeria.
For young aspiring human resource managers, CIPM is the most relevant if not the only institute for HR professionals.

Currently HR professionals are one of the most sought after people in the corporate world, aside the fact that you become a key person
in your organisation personally, I think there is a kinda preside and reputations that comes with your job title.......

So lets keep the ball rolling for questions on CIPM registration....



Sir, good morning. I haven't gotten my BSc certificate yet due to the covid 19 lockdown,; so is statement of result tenable?

Second, on the cipm website I saw 38,800 intermediate 2 examination and 14900 for the exemption fee...my question is, does this cover fee for study pack?

Or is the fee for study pack different?

Like, is these fees the total package for Intermediate 2?


Third, what's the pass mark for the examination
Career / Re: Enquiries: Chartered Institute Of Personnel Management [CIPM] Membership by davidbanner(m): 12:01pm On Jun 12, 2020
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Sir, good morning. I haven't gotten my BSc certificate yet due to the covid 19 lockdown,; so is statement of result tenable?

Second, on the cipm website I saw 38,800 intermediate 2 examination and 14900 for the exemption fee...my question is, does this cover fee for study pack?

Or is the fee for study pack different?

Like is this fee the total package for Intermediate 2?
Education / Re: See How To Grow Your First 500 Followers On IG Without Paying by davidbanner(m): 9:00am On Jun 09, 2020
Hi
Romance / Re: I Just Discovered My Girlfriend Belongs To The Marine World by davidbanner(m): 8:23pm On Jun 06, 2020
grin if you see mammywater eh ×2 Neva Neva u run away...Victor Uwaifo

Who remember the song cheesy

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Education / Re: UNILAG Ranked 3rd Most Productive School In Africa In Educating Entrepreneurs by davidbanner(m): 8:52am On Jun 06, 2020
OAU can never make the first 3000... na to dey chase small small girls d lecturers sabi..+ dishing out 19th century research work that are no longer viable.. shiior

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Religion / Re: OPM's Hospital Treats A Muslim Woman For Free by davidbanner(m): 7:08am On Jun 06, 2020
Why should a "sensible" moderator push this to front page...


The mod definitely is a demonic tool of confusion...

The mod should have sense please and kindly do the needful..

#beGuided
Politics / Re: Forget 2023 New Govt, What This Man Has Damaged Cannot Be Fixed In 30yrs by davidbanner(m): 5:19am On Jun 06, 2020
Im coming to comment
Politics / Re: We Are Going Into Recession Due To Coronavirus’ – Fashola Discloses by davidbanner(m): 5:18am On Jun 06, 2020
grin yeye
Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Weirdest Thing You Have Done To Survive? by davidbanner(m): 10:13am On Jun 05, 2020
Things I did to survive ehn, especially when I was in Uni.. No be wasa o..
gas marketer for more than 3 gas outlets (don't let the 'marketer' deceive you o) , to house agent, to serving food; Manning drink at parties... helping people sell their used items, ...worked in a bar, ......
slept in lecture theaters wen I couldn't meet up with my rent ( virtually lost all my properties to rain)..

Worked in a pure water factory..

How many I wan count

Till are getting better. But I'm not where my goal lies yet

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Romance / Re: Why Is It That Girls With Big Ass Are Always Stupid? by davidbanner(m): 10:18pm On Jun 03, 2020
Mandela27:
I wan laff belle burss here!

My guy no be only you oooo
Politics / Re: SA Overtakes Nigeria As The Most Miserable African Country by davidbanner(m): 9:42pm On Jun 03, 2020
fishjam:
The Award belongs to us

Mad oo.. You're too truthful grin
Politics / Re: Revised Budget: FG Gives National Assembly N27bn For Renovation, Cuts Health, UB by davidbanner(m): 5:40am On Jun 03, 2020
grin yeye government. The cost of government at the Federal level is too much

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