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RomanceRe: 20k Giveaway For 10 Nairalanders. by davidbanner(m):
undecided
EducationRe: 4 Most Confusing Pictures You Will Ever See About Home Hunting (photo) by davidbanner(m): 9:03pm On May 02, 2020
Wow.. Nice concept.. I'm impressed
Technology MarketRe: How Do I Retreive My Airtime Or Money From GTB.. by davidbanner(m): 9:30pm On May 01, 2020
I experienced same with zenith bank.. I actually transferred airtime to my Uncle first week of March..I was debited and my uncles account wasn't credited till date.

I engaged their customer care online via chat.. I didn't get a satisfactory reply so I opted out..
It was painful..
InvestmentRe: Make $50+ Daily With PPC by davidbanner(m): 3:11am On Apr 11, 2020
08052427426
Christianity EtcRe: Coronavirus: Anglican Church Stops Communion From One Cup by davidbanner(m): 7:46pm On Mar 13, 2020
..I'm coming to give a proper comment
PoliticsRe: Joshua Dongoyaro Speech After Buhari Government Was Overthrown 34 Years Ago by davidbanner(m): 3:58am On Dec 27, 2019
Vanhooijdonk:
He has finally come to his senses
Why won't he??.. e don clear for hin eye..

Anyways, we Thank God sey belle no be showGlass ....
Jobs/VacanciesRe: Earn 30% Profit Daily !!! One On One Transaction Is Allowed. by davidbanner(m): 6:17am On Dec 21, 2019
grin it's high time we started respecting money in this part of the world.... Next time you'll type 'Uncle #110,000'
PoliticsRe: Anambra State Government Inaugurates Awka Millenium City(photos) by davidbanner(m): 6:13am On Dec 21, 2019
Millennium city undecided for the rich and "overflowing cups" of their society"..
Spits°
RomanceRe: Would You Be With Someone That Has Hiv?? by davidbanner(m): 1:58pm On Dec 15, 2019
NONAME11223:
Dear People.I know one man that has Hiv.Would you be with someone that has Hiv?If yes why if no whym
See this one oo grin
...oya you too answer the question...
RomanceRe: Guys, At What Age Will Your Tie The Knot? by davidbanner(m): 5:03pm On Dec 13, 2019
30 years... all in God's hand tho
PoliticsRe: Adaojo Victor Mocks Donald Trump Calls Him Donald-idoit by davidbanner(m): 8:44am On Dec 10, 2019
oya don't lie... how many of us checked the meaning of 'worsting'.//
You thought it was grin
RomanceRe: Five Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Man . by davidbanner(m): 8:40am On Dec 10, 2019
Riele:
If you're suffering from low self esteem , this thread is not for you .

Here Are The Reasons Not To Date A Nigerian Man :-

1) . Most Of Them Are Big Time Cheaters :- If you're not careful , they'll put the blame on you .

2) . Most Of Them Are Hypocrites .

3) .Most Of Them Are Irresponsible and lack sense .

4) . They Are All Whores .

5) .Most Of Them Lack Personal Hygiene .

#bitter_truth .
Well I think you've been bitten by a "Yoruba demon snake" ..Pele.. Shii happens..just transfer that energetic aggression into something profitable... Pray for your life Riele
RomanceRe: Five Reasons Why You Shouldn't Date A Nigerian Man . by davidbanner(m): 8:38am On Dec 10, 2019
Riele:
If you're suffering from low self esteem , this thread is not for you .

Here Are The Reasons Not To Date A Nigerian Man :-

1) . Most Of Them Are Big Time Cheaters :- If you're not careful , they'll put the blame on you .

2) . Most Of Them Are Hypocrites .

3) .Most Of Them Are Irresponsible and lack sense .

4) . They Are All Whores .

5) .Most Of Them Lack Personal Hygiene .

#bitter_truth .
Thank you oo..shioor .. We love ourselves like that
Christianity EtcRe: Apostle Suleman's Response To A Man Who Asked Him For A Car & Money To Build by davidbanner(m): 1:05pm On Dec 04, 2019
partnerbizn4:
This guy na confirm street.

I have often wondered how he and some others prophesy. Whence came their powers.

I find it difficult to believe that all those prophecies are staged or scripted.

The atheists or deists are quick to discount them as false, leading me to ask if such claim is wise.

In what capacity and by what authority do you assert that all these prophesies are staged?

I am inclined to believe that there are mysteries in this world. Nobody understands fully how these things work.

The fact that these pastors cannot do everything like raising a man from the dead, making an amputated limb grow etc is still not enough to dismiss certain things they do as fake.

This leads us to the true meaning of omnipotence.

Does omnipotence suggest ability to do anything at all?
Like ability to create a square circle? Ability to make a married bachelor?


Can prayers enable me switch on my phone without a battery in it? Can God do it? Is he omnipotent if he can't do it?

Is he omnipotent and omnibenevolent, yet allowed Hitler kill so many? Couldn't God have terminated Hitler's life?

Someone said, God didn't want to interfere with Hitler's free will. lol

So what about volcanoes and hurricanes? Whose free will is affected? Why doesn't God stop them?

Oh my head hurts.

Let me start going...
How can you understand spiritual things for you are but a "natural man"
CultureRe: Yorubas Are Called Omoluabi For These Reasons by davidbanner(m): 6:08am On Nov 11, 2019
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RomanceRe: Catch my fiancee exposing our stuff to her ex by davidbanner(m): 11:51am On Sep 27, 2019
OSITA2love:
undecided
I am about to go and do the introduction into my fiancé's family but just find out that she has been chatting with her ex( who is already married for long) they have been calling each other for some time now and she have exposed our relationship to him.
They started reminding each other those good times they spend together and the guy keep on calling her love baby sweetheart and the guy told her that she would like to be served his favorite food that she is given me

Worse she told him that I'm not good at all when it comes to eat the apple.
Can a wife to be can act in such way?
But in spite of all this, she has not rebuked him but enjoying it and never been straight to him to stop him
I have catched her many times from one guy to another( all are her ex) never rebuke them but just keeping quiet. but I keep on forgiven; hoping that she will change . But this time, my cups is full.
Should I continue with this? My fellow brother
Lwkmd../ I won't call you a fool.
All I can say is you're not a man.. I don't know how to classify you..


This guy is a disgrace..
FamilyRe: What Is The Best Way To Deal With Anger Issues? by davidbanner(m): 11:18am On Sep 27, 2019
CapedBaldy:
I honestly need help. I try to suppress my anger but I always find myself reacting aggressively when provoked. when I'm reacting aggressively because of my anger I feel in my mind that I'm overreacting but then it's already too late and I can't stop myself. I like being alone and minding my business but there's always something that winds up triggering me. I don't know if this makes any sense because I don't really know how to explain how I feel.
I'll plug in my earpiece, consult my chrisßrown playlist...take a long walk with plantain chips in my hands...

If it's at night, I'll do same above except the walking thing... Will rather lock myself up.. will take a bath after long hours.


That's the technique I employed 2 years ago..

I've graduated tho, I'll just be looking at you.. wetin concern me
Jokes EtcRe: A Twitter User Troll Nairaland Forum And Nairalanders by davidbanner(m): 5:05pm On Sep 23, 2019
Mad oo
RomanceRe: My Parents Are Not Giving Me Rest Of Mind by davidbanner(m): 8:08am On Aug 31, 2019
Fafesot:
The issue now is that I want to get married..
and I'm from the south west..
I'm considering hausa ladies..
I want polite advice please..
are they slutty or loyal..
are they obedient..
am partially a narcissist
See what you're typing
. you're not ready for shiit
SportsRe: Neymar Willing To Take £13.7m Pay Cut In Order To Rejoin Barca by davidbanner(m): 6:33am On Aug 16, 2019
grin
That guy is the world's most confused player..
And all bore down to Pride or over confidence. Yes, he's a brilliant player but he has forgotten that "mastery begins with Humility" ....also arrogance repels Humility inspires..

He'll just be ∆merry go rounding"∆ grin about with nothing.. So much potentials, little to show...
Foreign AffairsRe: One Of Us Polluted The Air - Kenyan Lawmaker To Speaker, As Fart Suspends Debate by davidbanner(m): 10:34am On Aug 11, 2019
The news that emanates from that part of the world ehn..
Weird people
Christianity EtcRe: Why Don't People Pray In Plane Before Takeoff? by davidbanner(m): 10:33am On Aug 11, 2019
Lmao grin OP is a funny somebody..
RomanceRe: Euphoria In Lying On A Guy Chest by davidbanner(m): 10:31am On Aug 11, 2019
Booked grin
RomanceRe: Advice Me Ooo Nairalanders by davidbanner(m): 5:57am On Aug 06, 2019
lovelybugs:
Don't people rest when they breakup from a relationship?

You just left bondage instead of you to rest small you want to stress yourself and enter another one.

Nothing good in life comes from rush rush.

Try being friends for now and observe her well(you guy can go to places like the movies, parks, olumo rock and all) before you open another thread on how she's killed you.



I've been waiting for this comment. Thank you jare.

The OP should chill abeg, don't you love your self?...
I was in your shoes some years back and I must tell your bruverlee (as guys we gotta watch our backs) that I was severely weighed down.. After a heated argument she told me to av another girlfriend na that I can cheat on her....she's not holding me.. omo my legs got heavy..

See, calm down abeg.. It took me roughly 2years to bounce back cos I really loved her...
Rest abeg . Rest I say!
Christianity EtcRe: The Traitors Of Christianity by davidbanner(m): 12:22pm On Aug 04, 2019
johnad3:
what about Christian who go to church everyday and behave wickedly to her neighbour nko?
I repaet it again..these aren't Christians... Read your Bible..there is a passage that says my sheep knows me and they hearken unto my words...
Can't really get the exact quote...


sha, these ain't Christians... Let's be guided in our use of the word 'Christian'
Christianity EtcRe: The Traitors Of Christianity by davidbanner(m): 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2019
TemmyT002:
Source: https://opinionsandstories.com/the-traitors-of-christianity/
These people are not even Christians... Do you know the history of the word 'Christian'?.. The word came first at Antioch..meaning followers of Chirst, Christ like, believers and followers of Jesus Christ..
So why will you tag em Christians..

These arebBacksliders... ex Christian or whichever words that suits
PoliticsRe: So Atiku Didn't Say A Word About RUGA? by davidbanner(m): 12:13pm On Aug 04, 2019
donphilopus:
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Who even allows these political novices into this section of Nairaland daily? I see a lot of posts from them. I'm tired of reading such posts. What the heck!

Prior to the last Presidential election, you lots claimed that Aso Rock cabal had already planned to handover power to Atiku since the person there was an "impostor" from Sudan. Y'all claimed they never wanted to disclose it, so Osinbajo, a southerner wouldn't take over. You claimed the Northern elite had already positioned Atiku to take over from the said 'Jubril' from Sudan. Where's Jubril today?

Now you've started singer another songs. You've started claiming Atiku knew he stood no chance against 'Buhari' in the last election yet still went ahead to waste his looted dollars. Can you see you guys are confused?

Whether you like it or not, power is coming back to the South. It's either it goes to the Yoruba's (which may likely happen) or to the South South.
I'll remind you come 2023.. God spare our lives
PoliticsRe: You Said Jonathan Was Weak, But You Are Weaker – Buhari’s Former Lawyer, Ahamba by davidbanner(m): 11:40am On Aug 04, 2019
chosengocap:
*NIGERIANS WILL NEVER FORGET THESE QUOTES:*
....SOMETHING TO REMEMBER ABOUT
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*"A serious government will fix power problem in six months." - Babatunde Raji Fashola (November 12, 2014)*
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*"Stone us [APC] if we do not perform after two years." - Tony Momoh ( April 3, 2016, The Guardian)*
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*"The only way to have stable electricity is to vote out PDP." - Babatunde Raji Fashola (July 12, 2014, The Nation)*
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*"We seriously frown at President Goodluck Jonathan, over the unceremonious removal of the Group Managing Director of NNPC, Mr Andrew Yakubu." -(APC, August 4, 2014, Channels TV)*
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*"It's Time To Restructure Nigeria: The present situation of things where all component units get monthly allocation from the Federal Government only makes the states lazy and unproductive." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2010)*
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*"Jonathan should resign if he has no solution to the violence being unleashed on some parts of the country." - Nasiru El-Rufai (August 2012)*
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*"The only solution to the present political uncertainty in the country is for the National Assembly to set machineries in motion for the impeachment of ailing President Umaru Musa Yar'Adua." - Muhammadu Buhari (March 10, 2010, Sun Newspapers)*
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*"Waste: Let me give an instance, presently, there are more than 6 aircraft in the presidential fleet. What do you call that? "Billions of naira is budgeted every year for the maintenance of these aircraft not to talk of operational cost and other expenses." - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"We intend for instance, to bring back our National carrier, the Nigerian Airways. We shall do this by bringing all the aircraft in the presidential fleet into the Nigerian airway and within a year increase the fleet into about 20." -Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"Why do I need to embark on a foreign trip as a president with a huge crowd with public funds?*
*"Why do I need to go for foreign medical trip if we cannot make our hospital functional?" - Muhammadu Buhari (February 2015, Nigerians in UK)*
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*"Why is the nation?s currency, the Naira, now trading for N180 per Dollar, while the South African Rand is trading at R11 to one United States Dollar?" - Babatunde Raji Fashola (Dec 26, 2014, The Nation)*
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*"Give Nigerians a daily update on the health of President Umaru Yar'Adua to stem the growing rumours surrounding his state of health." - Lai Mohammed (December 21, 2009, The Nation)*
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*"Amaechi is not only clean but a tool to free Nigeria from the corruption imposed on us by those who hate our nation." - APC (October 24, 2016, Vanguard)*
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*"The recent proscription of Boko Haram and Ansaru violates the Constitution." - Lai Mohammed (June 10, 2013, The Nation*

Be careful of what you say today because of tomorrow
All of us kukuma know these were deceiving words..
We only wanted to give it a try...maybe only if maybe ...as in maybe ...at least... Maybe patapata the harsh environment will ease a little... Not knowing we dug, ...still digging out graves...
CrimeRe: Miyetti Allah Leader, saidu Kolaku Shot Dead In Adamawa State by davidbanner(m): 11:34am On Aug 04, 2019
maybe it's high time we started buying ammunitions in a bid to defend ourselves... In your room , car , living room and on our bodies.... cos oro insecurity yi lagbara gan ni
PhonesRe: Lol. True Definition Of GLO, Who Can Relate? (pic) by davidbanner(m): 11:32am On Aug 04, 2019
When I told my friends this they thought I was crazily trying to be humorous.. On the left side of my bed, damn! reception gets high like ***.. But on the right hand side.. Mtcheww!!
PoliticsRe: So Atiku Didn't Say A Word About RUGA? by davidbanner(m): 11:29am On Aug 04, 2019
netpro:
We told them Atiku was embarking on a fruitless campaign. They thought Nigerians will sell the nation for piece of Atiku's loot.

Saying that Atiku can Articulate because of the rhythm is the most intelligent nonesense of the year.
My dear you know nothing..

Atiku is 2023 agenda for the northern cabals..
See lemme tell you something... Atiku knew he can never win the 2019 elections... He only tested his popularity which really yielded a big result...

Stay there and be chewing gum... That Presidential power is coming to the west is nothing but a ruse...bojuboju ni gbogbo e.

I like Atiku not politically but damn, he sure know how to play cards ehn
CelebritiesRe: Am Poor ‘i Thought I Will Be Famous & Rich After Being A Pon Star- Savage Trap Q by davidbanner(m): 11:23am On Aug 04, 2019
"I could have resisted but I was foolish"..

Foolishness....that's has been her problem all along

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