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apinexcee:
ok..
see as Aregbesola don use hand touch touch dat woman brezz finish..
later Afonjas go say na Alfa him b. Alfa ko, Omega ni

apinexcee:
ok..
see as Aregbesola don use hand touch touch dat woman brezz finish..
later Afonjas go say na Alfa him b. Alfa ko, Omega ni

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when will u have sense in your life?

I just tire for this country. Everyone saying what pleases him. . . Olagbara o

I'm also positive Chelsea might not finish in the top 4 this season. tho' I'm â Chelsea fan

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

CarlosTheJackal:
if you want to hear funny testimony just attend Sign Fireman church in Surulere.


A woman shared a testimony of how the Prophet asked everyone to raise their money last Sunday that after the prayers she took her 1k to the market and so she spent the money buying two bags of foodstuff and still she was still left with 300 naira.


I was just vexed and i asked a lady close to me if it was possible and she said that nothing God cannot do. I just knew that the lady was more stupid than the woman testifying

Olagbara o

Wizkhalifa2:
A woman once testified concerning her son in my church, so the boys peni.s was stolen by would be ritualist, after series of prayers by a pastor, the peni.s was restored. Praise God ryt?. Well it didn't end there, she further said they took the boy to go nd test the peni.s on a prostitute. The whole church went silent.

brother why u lying, brother why u lying, why u fucking lying,, oh O my God!
Jon Bosco , u too dey lie

SenselessIdiot:
God bless my fulani brothers.
We are here to claim what rightfully belong to us.
We own Nigeria, there's nothing any body can do about it.
Insha Allah

that monicker of Your proves it all. A PhD in applied Foolishness

effect of weed

Mehn... u are very high on Rubbish

[b][/b] note the key word; MODESTY

This is interesting

MhizzAJ:
Why did you go thru her messages....Bad habit

It's natural to be curious about what your girlfriend is up to but privacy in a relationship is very important but if you suspect something is up,its fine to ask your girlfriend about it instead of going thru her messages or better still take permission from her before reading her messages

I don't see myself being in a relationship with someone that doesn't trust me or someone that feels i have something to do with other guys all the time

You strike me like a very weak guy plus you are so untrustworthy...Deal with the outcome of your actions...I care less

will you keep quiet?? Dick Sucker

jeez,! time to get one

Thoniameek:
Since all my stay on Nairaland men have always had one advice or the other for women

From our Vaginas up to our hair extensions, there’s something either Toks2008 or/and Tosyne2much X33LM and Unbunja have to say...

Here I’ve been made to feel I’m worth nothing more than my Vagina and how tight it is...

Here I’ve also been made to understand that a man can blind his eyes to every of my flaws if I was educated and had money...

Here I’ve been made to feel I don’t need too much education - just proper training on how to be a full time housewife (wife material as they like to call it), it’s my only guarantee of having a man want to marry me...

Here on Nairaland I’ve been confused - I joined as a teenager, a critical age. I hated being a woman at some point in my life. Because everyone had something to say about my life and want they wanted except me!

I’ve risen from self pity anyways...

Now, I wonder who Nairaland men celebrate when they celebrate Mother’s Day or international women’s day... News flash, your mothers were once young girls like us and we are our mothers daughters

We should create threads to uplift our women, threads with gentle rebukes done out of love and maybe no feminist would exist again

God will bless you real big..
.. all those self righteous maggots and bed bugs .. all they know is to reduce and kill the self esteem of ladies.... They never see anything good in the female child except her vagina.... Check their life out, it's at a standstill.
All they can boast of is 6months and 12days on nairaland
.... 0% fish Brain

ubunja:
7 things i cant stand on a woman: 1.colourful hair, like green dyed 2.tattoo 3.any piercing outside of earing 4.fake hair of any kind 5.bad breath, i kill you. 6.fake eye brows 7.intelligence, shuttup.
4 things i like 1.very tall slender ones 2.under 22 yrs 3.love to cook 4. kneel to serve food.

Goan create her yourself

adaksbullet:
Am now knew while derele ebu his always did like an weyre man



There's is no idia pples that his no haved atom off weyre on their body



Looked their films,, they are alway danced when they are surposed too be knacking

kill me abeg with this English

tobtap:
UNUSUAL GOV... a man of the people...but wit leaking mouth

which leaking mouth

tobtap:
UNUSUAL GOV... a man of the people...but wit leaking mouth

which leaking mouth ??... he states the fact ni

... Do u think Bubu will assent to it.. before he became the President hate speeches didn't cease from his mouth

this one don disgrace her family..

see d idiot given preferential treatment.. what is this country turning to..

oloriburuku ni awon government wa yiiiiiii...

oloriburuku ni awon government wa yiiiiiii

can't u guys predict matchez before the actual day.... if u put up prediction for That same day, the odds will av reduce... , pls do something about it....

meanwhile good work, yur predictions are 80 % perfect

buy the techno L8 or is it L9?... lol... I think it's around 27-30k....

oyaaa... where the picture. ?! cos I don't think u are ok

wicked

pls who in the house remember this scary movie as well THE BILLIONAIRES CLUB.... the movie scared shit out of me... I swear

[quote author=cjrane post=65457907]Because they want to disenfranchise southerners and rig the elections through denying people their right to vote.

The next line of activities against southerners is the deployment of faulty machines so that even those that managed to get their PVC will still be prevented from voting.[/quo

yes... That's just it.. Nothing else

I don't know why I av the feeling that things will get worst if he emerges as President. He's a political prostitute and u know, hoes ain't loyal

I wanted to give u a hot reply then I remember that you'll drag me to your level of stupidity and beat me with experience...

So all I'll just say is.... all the best for u

that's breathtaking

Firefire:
Yes!

Nobody could ever imagine that a technically and completely defeated terrorist can stage a large scale abduction. The army was even drilling boreholes in Sambisa Forest to show no more Boko Haram.

am I the only one who thinks that was "stage played"?

that's a blatant lie...with the level of insecurity in this country anything is possible....