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Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello's Mother Prays For Him by daviddagreat: 8:51am On Jul 23, 2016
Legendbaba1:
Back 2 Sender
chill no b curse matter d guy is just stating d obvious
Politics / Re: Yahaya Bello's Mother Prays For Him by daviddagreat: 8:49am On Jul 23, 2016
lagosrd:


Also nothing is as potent as civil servant curse on a governor who refuses to pay.

no b lie bros

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Phones / Re: Funny Pokemon Go Memes Players Can Relate To by daviddagreat: 7:47am On Jul 22, 2016
UIA04:

The memes are funny but the game Is a

stupid game
Call me a conspiracy theorist buy I see elements of mind control through addiction to this game
Just like they used Beyonce to control the average back woman
good point buh all games are addictive
Romance / Re: What Do U Think About This Guysss??????? (pic) by daviddagreat: 9:43am On Jul 20, 2016
Targaeryian:
While u r spending all ur time pumping iron and making six packs to impress girls, ur mates are hustling and making 6-digit incomes and more and snatching the very same girls u r tryin to impress

#better_wise_up


Bro having a great physique is not all about impressing girls

For me it makes me feel more confident and clothes fits me better now not forgetting the fact dat it makes me feel more manly. getting laid is just a bonus.

And who says u can't have a great physique and earn a 6-digit income

#Justsaying

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Celebrities / Re: These New Photos Of Kim Kardashian In Hot Pant Have Been Disturbing The Internet by daviddagreat: 8:48am On Jul 20, 2016
Hot pant? tot ha pant was literally hot
Celebrities / Re: Meet Wizkid’s ‘twin’ Brother, Melvin (photos) by daviddagreat: 8:46am On Jul 20, 2016
ruggedtimi:
wizkid's doppelganger..

Took d words outa ma mouth
Celebrities / Re: Small Doctor Pictured With Fierce Looking Soldiers by daviddagreat: 8:43am On Jul 20, 2016
O dis guy wey dey kill mosquito.
Still wondering hw dat song became a hit. I mean its a song about mosquito.
Who d hell sings about mosquitoes?

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Romance / Re: This Is Not Fair! by daviddagreat: 10:48pm On Jul 19, 2016
U knw av been wondering same tin. seems d universe is working in reverse nowadays And Am loving it
Celebrities / Re: Photos From The Sexy Pool Party Organised For Big Sized Girls Only by daviddagreat: 3:09pm On Jul 18, 2016
Would always pick big over broom sticks
Celebrities / Re: 1957 Picture Of The First Ever Miss Nigeria by daviddagreat: 2:50pm On Jul 18, 2016
Wen girls still look human and not lyk a horrible art work
Phones / Re: See The Nokia 1101 I Spotted In Ilorin Yesterday by daviddagreat: 2:44pm On Jul 18, 2016
Wetin be na obsession with d op nails. His nails his problem
Romance / Re: What Would You Do If Your Wife's Male Friend Buy This Expensive Gift From Her? by daviddagreat: 2:03pm On Jul 16, 2016
She gats return it It a known fact no guy dat own a pe-nis does anything for free for a lady.
Romance / Re: Is She Leaving Me For My Friend by daviddagreat: 10:51pm On Jul 15, 2016
So u called her 15 times witout response and Its still not clear to u

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Romance / Re: Hilarious Siri Responses by daviddagreat: 10:24pm On Jul 15, 2016
Evry body just dey para mode for NL dis days

Enjoying d show sha. since i lost access to my monday night Raw dis una e-fight dey help my mood

@topic siri's answers to foolish questions always funny

Watched an episode about it on big bang theory once
"in Raj voice" its hilarious

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Romance / Re: What's The Worst Break Up Line You Ever Heard (gross) by daviddagreat: 10:08pm On Jul 15, 2016
U are too good for a girl lyk u deserve better.
Wat da fvck b!tch lemme b d judge of dat
Celebrities / Re: Afrocandy Having Fun With Man In A Hotel by daviddagreat: 5:09pm On Jul 15, 2016
Enjoy y u can grandma

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Romance / Re: After Breakup With Your Ex, How Long Is It Advisable To Be Love Again? by daviddagreat: 8:48am On Jul 15, 2016
Well if u were my ex A week . Mehn she was dat fast.
i wud say As soon as u can stop picturing her nake-d
Buh really there's no tym frame
so y u wait for love get laid are much as u can works all the tym
Family / Re: Uja's 5 Daughters Who Are All Lawyers Turn Heads In New Photos by daviddagreat: 8:20am On Jul 15, 2016
Hehehehe lawsuit flying every where

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Celebrities / Re: I Will Not Date Any Man Because Of His Wealth – Rita Dominic by daviddagreat: 12:37am On Jul 15, 2016
Good for U. Sorry hw old are u
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2016
David25:


your low level of comprehension ain't my fault broh, pardon me if what I said wasn't sane to you.
do yourself a favor and stay lost.

Ok dis back n forth is becoming annoying

Wizkid is not a legend are u happy now

Now fvck off
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 8:32pm On Jul 14, 2016
David25:


your low level of comprehension ain't my fault broh, pardon me if what I said wasn't sane to you.
do yourself a favor and stay lost.

Ok dis back n forth is becoming annoying

Wizkid is not a legend are u happy now

Now pls fvck off
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 8:05pm On Jul 14, 2016
David25:


Yep you shortened your words obviously.. who knows.. might be because you can't get the full spellings right, that was why I called you a sloppy ass writer. people like you are in no position to point out anyone's typo.

And about getting you lost in a what you called a "write up" yeah I was counting on that.

So try to stay lost this time would ya undecided
bye..

Ok wen i said lost it means u made no sense wat so eva

and em ....... Bye to u too
Romance / Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by daviddagreat: 6:59pm On Jul 14, 2016
Girls are d most confusing beings there eva was.

Happened to me once. a friend to my girlfriend then spent the night at my place. the fact she was my girlfriend's friend didnt make me have any intentions

Since den she's been pissed at me .

if u do all men are same

If u don't u too dey dull

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Romance / Re: She Stopped Picking My Calls After Her First Visit To My House. by daviddagreat: 6:43pm On Jul 14, 2016
sinaj:
Your grammar chased her away lipsrsealed
Um... are u related to Jenifa
Hahahhah gud one

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Nairaland / General / Re: 10 Things We Hate Most About Being Nigerian (Pics). by daviddagreat: 6:35pm On Jul 14, 2016
Drbarmes:


This reminds me of the lion that escaped from jos zoo and was killed n used fr pepper soup... Really sad



Dude its a lion we talking about.
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 6:15pm On Jul 14, 2016
David25:



ughh.. this would've been more fun for me if I was in with someone with better understanding of a simple expression, so I don't have to re explain what I've said earlier. By the way I didn't ask you to kiss my ass not literary, nah, It was a sample word for you to spell check since that's the card you appear to pull. But you were so eager to point out you weren't, unfortunately for you that's the number 1 trait of one.

Don't flatter yourself with the ass kicking title, you strike me as an enthusiastic newt jumping to point out people's spelling mistakes on line, meanwhile, too sloppy ass to construct a full word. luckily for you, you found the right guy to provide you those jobs.

Now quit monkeying harrounde hand get on to spell check tthise centense phor me, yhile I weighite...





Firstly
i asked u to check d spelling cos u seem to have spelt oda words correctly unlike myself i shortened d words

Secondly and more importantly dude u completely lost me @ ur write up
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 5:59pm On Jul 14, 2016
smartograpy:
what has he accomplished that olamide and other Nigeria artiste hav not accomlished? Oh for becoming Drake and Cris brown backup singer so that make him a legend. Ummm u are an award winning mumu


Am just gonna ignore these cos clearly u a minor and if u are not, yet u reason dis way. Den i was wrong to have engaged u in a discourse.

One more thing Don't bother to respond
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 11:14am On Jul 14, 2016
David25:



umm I see, grammar Nazi eh? (how bout yoo khiss my asss?) spell check that for me.

And like I said earlier, run along and bring me the definition. I'll still whaite here.

Na l dont do such. U . might buh i dont

Rather am gonna kick it as soon as u remove ur head from it

Cos i can c ur head is in ur assss dats y u tink a legend must go out of his Field to b acknowledged as one
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 9:23pm On Jul 13, 2016
David25:


Oh really? I think you need to do that more than I do.

so why don't you run along and do it? I waite here undecided
Celebrities / Re: Can Wizkid Be Called A Legend? by daviddagreat: 9:22pm On Jul 13, 2016
David25:


Oh really? I think you need to do that more than I do.

so why don't you run along and do it? I waite here undecided

i did dats was y i asked u to and while u at it check the spelling of wait u really need it
Celebrities / Re: Ex Governor’s Daughter, Kemi Olunloyo, Exposes Man Begging Her For Sex (photo) by daviddagreat: 6:20pm On Jul 13, 2016
Some men are deranged hor-ny billy goats

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