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NYSC / Re: Re: Nysc Mobilization Time Table For Batch B Stream 2 (official Nysc Page) by daviddagreat: 12:29pm On Jan 05, 2017
TheOtherRoom:
I remembered during November 2016 Nysc posted a tweet about 4th january 2017 as the orientation date ??

they did not

it's 4 January (for January ) not 4th January

I tot so myself . until I read it carefully
NYSC / Re: My Dad's 40-Year-Old NYSC Cap Vs My 1-Year-Old NYSC cap (Photos) by daviddagreat: 3:15pm On Dec 30, 2016
Elder2020:
Your type will still prefer the present condition of thing not so?
wot has my preference gats to do with the rhetorical question u just asked
must everyone like everything from the old days


I still prefer the new one it's dat simple
NYSC / Re: My Dad's 40-Year-Old NYSC Cap Vs My 1-Year-Old NYSC cap (Photos) by daviddagreat: 1:28pm On Dec 27, 2016
whatever still prefer the new one

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Romance / Re: OMG! This Lady Claims To Have The Biggest Butt On Instagram [Video] by daviddagreat: 4:04pm On Dec 23, 2016
am crazy about big ass buh dis is just the opposite of sexy

there is no way dat ass is gonna me a Bonner
Romance / Re: Gap Tooth Vs Dimple (which Is The Cutest Deformity) by daviddagreat: 1:28pm On Dec 21, 2016
gap tooth are cute too buh I prefer n!pples

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Celebrities / Re: Recent Pictures Of An Ageing Wwe Hall Of Famer The Undertaker by daviddagreat: 9:20am On Dec 19, 2016
hall of fame ke? na u put am there
used to scare d shit outta me then. another one was the boogie man
I know the shit is scripted buh I still can't get enough of it

meanwhile........

Jokes Etc / Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by daviddagreat: 4:46pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
you are all mumu.....go and do your research very well and don't post stupid links for me again....

hahahahaha

lash out all u want

I know wats really frustrating u

and about your earlier questions it just confirmed my fears dat u are very very dumb.

n don't quote me again cos I don't converse with simpletons lyk u
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny MMM Memes That Will Make Or Break Your Day- Timidapsin by daviddagreat: 4:15pm On Dec 17, 2016
Mtncardseller:
can you please d country where MMM crash with proves?

dude pls don't embarrass urself

because questions like this are embarrassing
Celebrities / Re: "I'm Not Your Bae" - Omoni Oboli Blasts Y!Naija by daviddagreat: 9:11am On Dec 16, 2016
typical Nigerian
wonder wat she wud have done if she wrote season 7 & 8 of VD

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Romance / Re: can you date a girl who has too many male friends?? by daviddagreat: 9:26am On Dec 15, 2016
u mean lyk this

Celebrities / Re: I Can’t Marry A Man With Less Than N500 Million – Linda Ikeji by daviddagreat: 5:21pm On Dec 14, 2016
why wud I have 500mil only to marry a 36yr old?
why wud any guy do dat to himself?
baffles me alot

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Romance / Re: Help!!! I Am Feeling Guilty by daviddagreat: 1:01pm On Dec 03, 2016
first of all I wud like to say ur gf gat u by the balls.
and secondly.......well that's all
Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Do When They Visit A Guy They Don't Want To Sleep With by daviddagreat: 12:51pm On Dec 03, 2016
women are really unpredictable.

they just expect u to read their mind

y not just say "hey wana beng" and I'll b like "okay"

best conversation ever

meanwhile

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Ladies Do When They Visit A Guy They Don't Want To Sleep With by daviddagreat: 12:50pm On Dec 03, 2016
women are really unpredictable.
they just expect u to read their mind
y not just say "hey wana beng" and I'll b like "okay"
best conversation ever
meanwhile

NYSC / Re: Mother Of Kano Corper Who Died At Kano NYSC Camp Recalls Her Final Moment by daviddagreat: 2:30pm On Dec 02, 2016
Justdulla:

And your wrote attended... past tense
did we have any conversation regarding ma tertiary institution before you shot urself in tha foot. mehn your korrektin someone and u dumb ass fvck......
stop staring at ma monicker you gay am straight



hahahahahaha. dat awkward moment wen u try to correct someone. buh end up looking stupid

no mind am. na one of those ITK
NYSC / Re: Mother Of Kano Corper Who Died At Kano NYSC Camp Recalls Her Final Moment by daviddagreat: 2:26pm On Dec 02, 2016
hernandson:
ppl die wether be it camp or nt,when its time there is nothin u can do.

wat is this one saying

go tell dat to those who have lost loved ones thru the scheme


why are pple so insensitive. are u a robot?
Romance / Re: Man Checks Out Fiancee's Butt In Racy Pre-wedding Photos by daviddagreat: 12:36pm On Dec 02, 2016
life..........
dat which a man cherish is another's dump.

just thinking aloud.
HML to the Nw couple
Sports / Re: Is Cristiano Ronaldo Really Better That Messi?? Have Your Say by daviddagreat: 6:42pm On Dec 01, 2016
can't wait for ronaldo to score this weekend against barca just so I cud see him do the "calm down" or "we are here" celebrations. so awesome.

don't care wat all these messi boys say

Ronaldo is the complete package its dat simple
Education / Re: 9 Things We All Hated About Our Class Prefects Way Back In Primary School by daviddagreat: 5:52pm On Dec 01, 2016
they be like
in (Jericho's voice) u just made the list

hated their guts until I became one
Phones / Re: GSM Subscribers To Pay More For Data From Dec.1 (1.5gig To Be N3000 Now) by daviddagreat: 1:28pm On Nov 29, 2016
with this para mode wer I dey nw I fit curse anybody were say make I no blame buhari and e go catch am. foolish leader stupid zombies

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Romance / Re: 10 Things Men ALWAYS Pay Attention To In Women! by daviddagreat: 11:11pm On Nov 27, 2016
yeah no guy cares about those shit u listed.

its 2tins

if he's looking at her front view its boobs and if he's looking from the rear its ........ really do I still need to tell u
Romance / Re: Guys Be Serious For Once by daviddagreat: 11:07pm On Nov 26, 2016
"the God dat disgraced TB Joshua"

abi d meaning of disgrace don change. cos the man is still in the synagogue and nothing has change abt him.
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by daviddagreat: 11:19am On Nov 24, 2016
LogoDWhiz:
'
You really don't have time..
But if possible, kindly do.. That's the best option
thank u so much. u have being very helpful
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by daviddagreat: 11:27pm On Nov 23, 2016
LogoDWhiz:

Hmm.. Not much difference.. But you can still get the affidavit
pls I don't need to return it to the sch for correction ryt?
NYSC / Re: What A Muslim Pcm Must Know Brfore Leaving For Camp by daviddagreat: 11:23pm On Nov 23, 2016
Muslim corpers are not lazy
yea ryt
Business / Re: Photo Of Naza, Folorunsho Alakija‘s Daughter-in-law by daviddagreat: 10:53pm On Nov 23, 2016
.as na whity now see as all of una dey drool. one even say e fit lick her ynash yuck.

so na girls were fine pass her no dey niaja abi

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NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by daviddagreat: 10:08pm On Nov 23, 2016
LogoDWhiz:


Not really if the difference is not much. (a letter). But to be on the safer side, get a court affidavit swearing that you are thesame person

it was suppose to be ochefije buh it was changed to ochefue
NYSC / Re: Your NYSC Questions Answered by daviddagreat: 8:47pm On Nov 23, 2016
pls guys my middle name was misspelt on my statement of result pls is this going to be a problem am going for stream ll

anybody pls
Celebrities / Re: Davido An Average Artist, Money Helped Him. How True?? by daviddagreat: 7:23pm On Nov 22, 2016
I tink u are just a wait enzo has something for u

Celebrities / Re: Upclose Of Actress Keke Palmer's Outfit To Amas,she IS PANTILESS & BRALESS by daviddagreat: 7:18pm On Nov 22, 2016
ha akeelah u too. or are ma eyes playing tricks on me.
in falz voice: u are now a shild of the world

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Celebrities / Re: ‘be Patient With Buhari’…… Nigerian Actress, Funmi Holder Urges Nigerians by daviddagreat: 7:10pm On Nov 22, 2016
hmm Funmi my crush dat year

of cos we will give him time till 2019 then vote him out it's dat simple

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