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itsme01:

na wa..
I have lived in Dubai UAE and Islamic state of Sharjah UAE, I have being to Oman and Jedah Saudi Arabia, and i have many pakistani friends..

But one thing i can tell you for free as a muslim is that Northerners aint practising islam.. they are too backward to link them to islam, perhaps Afganistan Islam but definately not that of the Arabs
In mosque around UAE, if you are sported praying as a blackman and someone comes late you automatically would lead the prayer, if an Arab man sees you are a muslim regardless of skin colour he start treating you like a brother and offers you tea and food
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The same Arabs rapiing and killing their black maids? The ones selling off blacks in slave markets in Libya and Mauritania?

sarrki:
Brotherly do you know that I had serious battles with my wife the way I went about the Buhari presidential campaign?

Baba I am not asking for too much

Just one completed major highway would have consoled me

You're not making sense, please. So because a particular road is not completed means Buhari failed on roads? I'm not a fan of Buhari but this thread has no sense. It'd have made a lot of sense if your complaint was about lopsided appointments and the cabal, but singling out a road and using it to say Buhari has failed, doesn't make sense.

You have opened this kind of thread several times only to come back some weeks later and start calling others wailers. So you're just looking for attention and praises.

Okoroawusa:
I Love PMB


I know he is the one behind this

Buhari, Tinubu and APC worshipper, grow up please! Emancipate yourself from this disgusting self-inflicted mental slavery.

HRHQueenPhil:
it's the Holy Spirit that could have given u such wisdom.. Splendid reply.. Happy new year.. U av earned my respect for life

Is this a joke or what?
When did the Holy Spirit start supporting marital infidelity? That's blasphemy, if you don't know.

The NEC had empowered the President, Major General Muhammadu Buhari (retd.), to constitute the committee.

This Punch people are not backing down anytime soon

I used to believe that there's a particular ONE person that God has destined you to marry until I read Myles Munroe's Waiting and Dating. It revolutionalized my mind concerning marriage in many ways including concerning this issue.

That notwithstanding, it doesn't mean that you can marry just any person you feel like, especially if you are a serious/ abstaining Christian.

If I become Nigerias president before its break-up into at least 3 countries, I must make sure I initiate a policy to limit child birth to a single woman to 4. Whether you're a Yoruba, Hausa, Ijaw or Igbo.

Animal abuse

Version II of yesterday's thread. Let me put on my glasses and view.

Gandollaar:
Sorry to ask, what's the import of your signature message?

Just make up anything meaningful with it.

tommyken:
Can you explain what your signature is all about.

Sorry man, but I don't intend to.

Tonymegabush1:
As we way no too fyn make we dey view in the background but las las we were present.....www.nairaland.com/attachments/10811509_10770802fbimg15754632243520741jpegcb164f82df2fe051a34a24661fedb781_jpeg_jpegf1b59cf34d0ce41772e5e65731d74ff0

This is the kind of photos I was expecting to see littering this thread, but lo and holdbe , people were seriously uploading their Christmas photos

itsme01:





Tinubu's silence on Deji Adeyanju's foolishness was dead for Deji

No one messes with Tinubu


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The way some of you worship Tinubu leaves people with no doubt that the man's latest jazz is really working - at least for now. And it's not that most of you even know the color of his gate.

How can somebody of his status bring himself to that low level? This has to be a joke.

I'm not understanding. Does it mean the countries making up ECOWAS didn't vote on the adoption before the ECOWAS president or whoever was in charge, made a public declaration on it? This is quite silly.

And BTW Nigerias response is more mature - though both are still foolish responses, because it seems like it came as a shock to them.

frozen70:
Thanks, it has to be bitter because he made himself a hired slave in his marriage

Am average woman is a manipulator

Nothing disgusts me about a lady like emotional manipulations.
You know yourselves very well and strangely you were honest enough with your comment. But my mind is telling me you're a guy .

Incrediblepat:
I lost a job that pays me 1.5m - 2m a month
Now I jobless

And you just registered a few minutes ago. Clap for yourself. I know you are looking for a prey, but sorry, try again next year.

Asquare84:
Let put development of Nigerian into the hand of God, see with God all the years that locust and cankarworm have eaten Nigerian will regain and over take this nation in a bleep of eye

I hope this is a joke, because God didn't come down to develop South Korea, Singapore, Malaysia, etc. These countries were once very poor, but they're the envy of the world now. Responsible leadership and patriotism.

There was a day my bank was calling me and Truecaller flagged it as a spam call. Received it and it was a legit call.
Truecaller has denied many job seekers prospective jobs, no doubt. Their algorithm for flagging numbers is not perfect.

This thread is dah bomb. Following closely.

MetaPhysical:
I think you got over excited without understanding what I wrote.

Probe or interrogation is a initiative to question legality and motive. Law enforcement come after you.

Bank report is a mandate. There does not need to be a motive...it is done for everyone who meets the limit.

Totally different.

This General is being probed.

You're wrong ogbeni. You wanna use English to confuse us?

Simplyleo:
No sir, I'm simplyleo.

I was using liondeleo, but I lost the logging details of the acc, so I created this.

And omenka, progressive01, om...lives,etc.

Lawal may not last up to 2 years on that seat5, before he's removed and replaced...

Ishilove:
I meant it as a compliment o

LOL. I know; I'm only saying I'm trying to wrap my head around the meaning, though I seem to have a faint idea.

Ishilove:
Wazz dat?

I mean it's a parable that is hard to decipher.

Ishilove:
You remind me of me

This here is a helical parable.

Ishilove:
In that case, you are a very inquisitive fellow. It's not a bad thing though

Yeah, I think I'm.

Ishilove:
Likely network.i replied

But wait, guy, you be amebo o

It's actually Nairaland, not network glitch.

LOL. Far from it

Ishilove:
Replied

Didn't get a notification, but replied.

Happyfela:
Pls what does your quote means bro, the battalion thing.

Hi bro. I can't keep count on the number of people who have asked me this question and my answer is always the same: I'm unable to say beyond that, but you can make whatever meaning you want to, out of it. ☺