₦airaland Forum

southniyikaye:
The guy is good....

APROKO---
Una know say everybody dey hustle anyhow for Nigeria now, even nepa dey cut light anyhow..
Even that light wey dem talk say he dey at the end of the tunnel, nepa don go cut am say dem no dey use prepaid..
Una Sabi say nepa no dey use ear hear say person no use prepaid, dem go open office for him head....

My pastor talk say make I stop to dey collect holy communion say the way I dey always chop the bread look like say I happy say Jesus die...


Still your favorite fabricator guy, for your A-Z feasibility report on skid gas plant installation and maintenance, contact us asap...

I laughed real hard...hahahaha

pitamah901:
Rip doc, but is it really Corona or they just tagged it

Na tag.

SilverNorGold:
THE BUHARI THAT RESCUED THE GSSS KANKARA YOUTHS WILL SOON RESCUE NIGERIANS FROM THE EVIL CLAWS OF COVID-19!

Trust me, oh ye Covid-19, your days are numbered! I assure you!

GOD BLESS PRESIDENT MUHAMMADU BUHARI.
GOD BLESS ALL PATRIOTIC NIGERIANS.
GOD BLESS THE FEDERAL REPUBLIC OF NIGERIA!

How much are you being paid? See the way you typed these jargon so feverishly!

LLSAINT:
Hmmmm
Nigeria is a joke
They were kidnapped with their school uniforms but were released in mufti

And people who don't think expect reasonable people like you and I never to observe and ask questions...
All na big time scam

Fearful Eba Eaters

Who brought this news here?

Ooh! They are here?! Awon herders ti de Abuja!

Same bla bla bla blabbish!

Everybody at fault in Bunari's government except the Buhari himself...

By the way, where is Aisha Buhari? She has quietened a lot these days!

What a beaut!
Let's team up. I love adventures ...

I remember this day like yesterday...shet...

It's been a while I laughed this much!

Yenefer:
So very undiplomatic, insensitive & stupendous. A whole COS, hopelessly instilling fears in the minds of Nigerians. Must he give reasons to further aligned with the alleged connivance rants? Lots keep wondering why PMB is still convinced to retained these failed Service Chiefs. stupid man.

The confidence in this man's ineptitude is worrisome.

His inability to admit the stunning totality of his failure tells you everything you need to know about a failed Government.

Typical Buharist! Never seeing problem with Buhari but an employee of Buhari! The problem here is Buhari and not Burutai! Stop being afraid of calling a spade what it is!

I love this man! He is the best governor so far. Very proactive. God bless HE A.A Sule

Oluwasaeon:
Genuine question Pastor, do you have a mental illness ?

Do you have mental illness? One day you'd wake up discover that you were the one with the issue you are asking the pastor about. I pray you'd repent and avoid that but if you allow your conscience to continually be this dead, then you would wallow in eternal regrets

iamvictorbassey:
Oga, I go leave earth without knowing Jesus the Israeli White Boy and nothing will happen.

Worry about yourself. Stop making Nairaland uninteresting for us with your thrash preachings about the "cumming" of one motherfuçker.



Modified:
Who even told you that if I believed in your folk stories about heaven and hell I'd pick heaven?

As far as I'm concerned heaven will be one boring fucking place going by how it's been described. It'll be a place filled with robots doing the bidding of their imaginary daddy. With all of them in white robes singing hymns from morning till evening. Who dafuq wants to do that?

I'd rather be in hell, chilling with all the big assed ladies I couldn't finish fuçking while on earth. Enjoying shows and live performances from the likes of M.J, Tupac, Biggie, and a host of others. Live sports from Kobe Bryant and the rest.

Y'all gonna buy tickets with plea to enter hell and enjoy.

Aren't you ashamed of yourself? You always come to Nairaland to type rubbish on a forum made possible by an atheist, with a mobile phone designed and created in countries where they don't serve God and your Israeli White Boy. Yet your "Hoe"ly spirit could not give you the divine wisdom to create this kinda platform? Or something creative.

Oga take time o. And stop spamming this place for us. The way I dey see you sef, na your type dey type all these rubbish from on top of different vaginàs and beer parlor. Rubbish.

I will not accept Gay Jesus, come and beat me. Dan iska kawai. Wawa!

Does your choice require all these?

Just disobey all the rules

osuulola:
A worried person asking if she should be.

Your man is a role model that's difficult to role.

You're so lucky and in grave danger. No investigator can discover if and when harm mind come to you.

Enjoy while it last. Your worry can't save you.

Chai! You nailed it expertly!
Woman? Run!

WoundedLamb:
I see. Awesome, really.

Well, I understand you're fresh out of the oven and full of zeal and ambitions but I must warn you, the sharks here aren't as gentle as you might have believed seeing them from the other side of the aquarium glass. There's no such thing as a clean slate onhere, dear friend. You'd be lucky to still have a slate at all after the first couple of weeks. I suggest you work with your personal convictions, your conscience, your instincts. Follow your heart without caring much on which side of the divide it leads you. And most importantly, be open minded. What you call a dirty slate might just be a brown one. Now, wouldn't a brown slate be unique enough to help you make your name, Mr. Age Ken?

You're welcome once again, sir.

Who be this now? You for leave Mr age to experience a little bully before all this advice now?

Anyway, you are welcome Age..ge or age..
Enjoy Nairaland where Lalala loves snakes and all mods love to ban ban

Good. Whoever organised this did well

Drsmartphilips:
you no sabi pun at all

Bros, na Nairaland we dey o...pun for here no sound like fun o!

Clonus:
Not to think that I just had my final PhD defense to do before all this imbroglio started and I had to miss promotion as a result. There is God ooooo

Mine is for my Msc. God dey.

excel101:
dey there dey deceive yourself.

There is no deception here. Are you involved in any?

Drsmartphilips:
who asked you

I wasn't talking to you.

Oya. ..time to finish up my Post Graduate Studies....

Naija Naija...
Person chop money, another person wan suffer...

Preator:
Its a tough election and tension are high. However, Trump knew well in advance that those leads in GOP controlled state are going to shrink or disappear outrightly.
The GOP made it impossible to count mail-in ballots untill election date (or even close of election). That is how their electoral laws are worded. Note that electoral laws differ state by state.
So, the walk-in election day votes were counted and since this were traditionally republican ways of voting, Trump showed an early lead. But he was aware that there were outstanding mail ballot yet to be counted. Roughly two third of the votes are mail in ballots. Does he expect that they will be discarded? Now that will be illegal.
All votes will count. Some states law allow mail in votes to come in as late as 7 days after the election as long as it was postmarked by election day. It is not an overnight decision. Its a known law. It is legal.

That said, there are still path to victory for Trump. Just not as easy as he thought. Of course it could go Biden way too. Trump is going to take Pennsylvania even though the margin will shrink. I dont think it will shrink well enough for a Flip. Arizona looked locked in for Biden. If he gets, michigan and (already flipped with the remaining voted biased towards democrats) and stay on course with Nevada( looks too close to call, but once again, its all absentee and mail ballots which are skewed in Biden's favor) that gives 270 votes. He probably will get the last Maine vote too. Thats his surest path to 270.

What people are not considering yet is that such a margin does not gurantee the presidency. Electors still have to vote and there are expected to be around 5-7 faithless electors. If those faithless electors come from states where there are no laws binding electors to vote per their state returns, they can swing the presidency in any direction. If the faithless electors votes for other candidates apart from Trump and Biden, none of the two will be declared. The House will have to select the president and the Democrats hold on the house is shrinking. Additional problem is getting the States delegations (mix of blue and red) to vote as a unit for one candidate.

All in all, its going to be tense all the way.

Wow...learnt alot

Chai..see sweet election. ..I just dey watch am like soap opera...Nigeria leaders go dey hail them with their white matters removed ...if not what stops you from copying this kind of sweet electoral process?

Who is this Buhari?

chloedogie:
Just quietly follow this thread. The USA election is a realtime election where results drop in every second from the time voting starts. So calm your nerves and learn how a truly democratic system works and what a country like Nigeria could learn from it.

What an advice!