₦airaland Forum

Holywizard:
If u don't have connections or God's favor u are fučked.
Come see where first class holders are working in bet9ja shops and filling stations.

nice one again i must commend. i think he deserves some accolades ,D

EZENDDIGBO:
no one is better, they're both good. university and polytechnic re both trying their best to bring out the best among individuals.
we have intelligent students in the University and polytechnic. the discrimination started because a polytechnic undergraduate can stop at OND and collect certificate meanwhile university is not so. maybe that's why your mom treated your brother special than you.

TBH bro, you cant compare the technical know-how of a poly graduate to that of a uni graduate. we are far better

sammyscholar:
Good question!

It boils to both the government and polytechnic graduates/students. You see, why some firms want the status quo to remain is because of the benefits they get from it. The current system gives them the opportunity to exploit some polytechnic graduates. They see the system as an opportunity to pay poly guys less for the big jobs they do. NB: not every firm does this

The government needs to realize that it is in the best interest of the country that the dichotomy be removed; and so they should do with all seriousness. If they're not draconian about other policies, they should about this one; because some firms might not want to implement it.

Recall that Obasanjo tried removing it, but it didn't work; and it's because he didn't follow it up to the last point.

And to the polytechnic students and graduates, they need to do more in terms of presentation and representation. If they all flaunt intelligence, brilliance, creativity, and crown it with impeccable queen's language; in no time would they start to earn respect from the general public.

I know many polytechnic students/graduates are already doing what I said above. Of course, I am one of them. So, to us, I say kudos!

My brother, i agree with you 100%.
but i think it might interest you to know that most of these uni graduates actually don't know how to express their thoughts in writing, all they know is how to speak big, big grammar that they can't spell and start copy pasting their project research from the Internet. they've actually got no personal innovation of their own. and yet sadly, they are placed above the ladder of socio-economic importance.

it's good to know that some of us have start realizing our worth and unwaning importance to the Nigeria Economy. Kudos to you too

CC; lalasticlala

I think It’s safe to say that Polytechnic Graduates are not as bad as this Country has made them look.
We need the Government to come to our rescue so this madness can stop now.

MY OWN STORY (WHY I LEFT POLYTECHNIC FOR UNIVERSITY)

I remember when I was a student of Lagos State Polytechnic, Ikorodu (Laspotech) back then in 2010, To be sincere, the quality of Education there compared to what I was later taught at the University, any day anytime, I will pick Polytechnic over University.

They are not playing in Laspotech. I even heard it’s the same everywhere. Polytechnic curriculum in Nigeria is more robust than that of University. I stand to be corrected.

However, the problem that made me quit from Lagos Poly was as a result of the poor treatment and stigmatization I was getting from home.

My mum always gives me a little amount of money & smaller foodstuff whenever I’m preparing to go back to School while my younger brother always gets the lion’s share of everything because he attends a University.

I learned about this the day I summoned the courage to ask her why I always get a smaller amount of money and foodstuff when returning back to school.

She politely said:-
We need to give your younger brother more money and foodstuff, you sha know he’s in the University.

That day, I cried my eyes out. I felt so devastated and frustrated

My mum’s response killed my morale totally and made me changed my mind.

Am actually not a weak person or one that easily gives up but if my Mum can put my younger brother ahead of me because he’s in the University,

What do you expect the Government & Employers to do?

I can bet it any day anytime that Polytechnic Graduates are not poor academically but this Nation has decided to see them as weak Individuals and has indirectly decided to kill Technical Education in Nigeria.

Many are not motivated to attend Polytechnic or College of Education again. Now, millions of Nigerian youths now flock around Universities gate only and would rather choose to sit at home and waste another year at home than opt for Polytechnic.

Today, looking at the Polytechnic environment, 95% of the students there only chose it out of Frustration and bitterness of sitting at home to escape their parent anger on them.

Our Government needs to put a stop to this barbaric act of Stigmatization between B.Sc & HND Graduates because it’s actually watering down the Morale of useful Graduates who are willing to do something great but are not getting the change or attention because they graduated from the Polytechnic.

If this Stigmatization could not be stopped, Government should scrap Polytechnic Education in Nigeria to avoid further Frustration of visionary/brilliant Nigerian HND Graduates & undergraduates.

I’ve got a question for you all today

WHAT DO YOU THINK SHOULD BE DONE TO SETTLE THIS B.Sc vs HND STIGMATIZATION?
The Government has done a whole lot to put an end to this menace but it seems their best is not enough.

If you are given the chance to put an End to this, what would you do?

I want to hear from you all.

Drop you comments and have a say on the Topic.

Source: http://www..ng/education/bsc-vs-hnd-who-better-graduates

Cc: Lalasticlala,

armylord:
thanks a lot bro, God bless , I just bench press ,dumbbell lift, pressups deadlift , and I eat a lot

you can follow me in order to stay updated with all my latest articles on bodybuilding. until then, peace

armylord:
guy I need tutorials o, I don gym tire but I still slim like spaghetti, wah do I do boss

what is your bodybuilding program?
building some serious muscles isn't just about ramping on some sets and rep. to be straight with you, there are many things involved in packing on those muscles.

anyway sha, i have took my time to compile a list of useful tips on bodybuilding which i titled "The Seven Laws of the Hardgainer".
you can find the attached pdf file below.
i hope you enjoy reading it

firstolalekan:
Very senseless to correlate the size of palm and feet with dick. Most ridiculous thing I have heard this year.

do your research dude, it's actually accurate 90% of the time.

Khallyella:
Just chill hun, feed fine, have a few drinks, keep hustling and observe her from a distance, she'll be back to you when she finds out the other guy just wanted to mark her register a few times and take off

Don't turn a beast cause of what she did to you, she's not worth it, maybe when you meet someone else, don't get your hopes up, love her 20% and yourself 80% so when she decides to take the exit door, it wouldn't affect you

so you mean he should accept the adultrated product when she comes back abi?

Coldfeets:
For writing "Am" instead of "I'm", I think I can safely conclude that you have no large brain at all.

typo error, slowpoke

jacyhelen:
oga pure lies,just make money simple.

i have come to realised that the guys who talk mostly about having money before you can impress a lady, usually have:
Low self esteem
sometimes fugly
and most especially, they have a high level of self limiting believes.

take a good look at yourself sis, you might be actually cheaper than you look. you have no sense of purpose in life, that is why you believe money is everything you need in a man. you should start thinking of how to make good money on your own, by your hands and sweat, and stop looking for a man to fufill those need.

no man can give you your due respect if you are so dependent on his money.
think about it.

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clevvermind:
To be frank, Nigerian youth are really trying. Everyone knows that is not easy in this country.

and to be honest, i am very sure he was using his son to stereotype the nigerian youth population. as the saying goes, like father like son

RuthDaniels:
Good looks


Large Brain


Self Confidence

tell me you dont care about the package

cc: lalasticlala

That is that on the lazy Nigerian youths. Now let's talk about our hard working president

Our president building roads
Our hardworking president working on the Nigerian economy
Our hard working president creating job for the lazy youths
Even as a young soldier, our hardworking president was busy drawing schematics of how to develop this country

Lazy youths in class
Lazy youths, sitting down on the floor just to receive lectures on how to sleep and be lazy
And this is what the examination on how to sleep and be lazy looks like for the Nigerian youths
Lazy youths piling up in front of the school library just to take a nap

I don't need to write an epistle on this question, let me just draw a mental picture of how lazy Nigerian youths are, using some pictorial explanations…

Oshodi market (lagos)
Idumota market (lagos island)
Computer village (Ikeja)
Oyingbo market (lagos)

I took an okada an rushed to catch an early appointment in bariga before heading to the airport to catch a flight to Uyo.

On my way back from bariga we ran into serious traffic at the morocco junction and despite the rider’s efforts we were stuck. My flight was 10am an it was almost 8am. While we were in the standstill traffic one car beside us kept pushing forward thereby pressing my left leg against the motorbike I was on. Despite my protests the guy just won't relax the pressure. As soon as a small gap opened the bike moved and I jumped off and went for the car driver, seeing me coming he quickly came out and threw a punch which missed my face, well I put him in an arm lock and it was a stalemate as we were both unable to do anything more.

NOTE, I have never had cause to fight or even get into a scuffle with anyone, I avoided rough plays while growing up. I am that type that prefers to walk away from a potential fight situation. So I have absolutely no fighting skills. I don't watch boxing or wrestling. I don't subscribe to martial arts, and i was in that situation where I badly needed some fighting skill-yet nothing came to mind, so all I did was grab his hot head and lock it in my left arm. I had no idea what to do next, and I think the guy had the same problem too so we just stood in the lock position.

Still in this position I heard someone bark ‘Oya make una separate,! And one hand grabbed my shirt, it was a soldier, he also held my adversary and dragged us into a gate.

Chai! That was when I realized we were fighting right in front of an army installation.

I tried to explain but they told me to save my breath. We were taken before a ranking officer who listened to our explanation till we started arguing because the guy wasn't telling the truth saying I came at him for no reason. ‘so una no dey fear sef? Na front of our OC una still dey quarrel? ‘Oga, e be like say these people still wan fight o’, the soldier said. I quickly apologised to the officer and brought out my ticket to prove I had a flight to catch, I was running late and so I needed to be on my way. He looked at the ticket and called one of the soldiers and whispered something to him.

The officer assured me they will sort the matter asap so I can be on my way, but they had to make some findings first, so we should follow the soldier he whispered to. We went with the soldier through a door into a corridor with several closed doors on one side, past an open office, turned right and straight into a massive hall with an equally huge boxing ring in the middle. I have never been close to a boxing ring in my life till that day. While I was taking it in and also trying to unerstand why we were in that hall, a group of soldiers then came in and split into two groups, one group came to me with a giant pair of boxing gloves that they are on my side and I should teach the guy a lesson, I saw the other group also psyching the other guy up too to give me a good beating.

Those soldiers were very serious, teaching me skills and all (punching, jabbing etc). It was just unbelievable. My protests fell on deaf ears as both teams were busy shouting, and more soldiers were trooping in to view the epic fight. We were lifted unto the ring. I still couldn't believe this was happening. It was just like something straight out of my dreams when I have fever.

There we were, on the ring, face to face, and the officer then came. The soldier that brought us into the hall brought the office to the ring an introduced me as street fighter purple (I was wearing a purple jersey) and the other guy was street fighter blue (his shirt) and we were bantam weight category. The winner of the fight gets to wash the bathroom, while the loser washes the toilets and cleans oga’s office. Any bite or kick will attract field work (grass cutting) for the kicker/biter. The officer promised each of us a cold bottle of coca cola after the fight and wished us a good fight, then left.

A whistle was blown for the fight to start. My adversary couldn't take it anymore, he simply started crying. Seriously!

My team cheered and rushed into the ring and lifted me. When the gloves were taken off, a broom and bucket was given to me and I was led to my prize-the bathrooms…

Afterwards, the officer called me and said we both looked too respectable to have allowed our emotions overtake our reasoning, that's why he got his boys to humiliate us so we will regret our actions. Truly I did regret my actions and I couldn't believe the actions I took in response to the man’s apparent aggression an the consequence I was now facing. It was a very bad day and there was no way I couyld go home, change and still catch the flight, would have to pay for the no show penalty and rebook for the next day.

A good piece of info, I got an sms from Dana Air that the flight had been delayed to 12noon. On the flight to Uyo I was still amazed at how the day went. Till date I still reflect on the events of that day. The officer took my number, we speak occasionally, we met for a drink once. The other guy? Lost in memory, can't even recall what he looked like.

That's my ‘only in naija’ moment. what's yours.

agbonkamen:
abeg carry your expired dick go one side I no fit shout

Lol, Who no go no know just pray i never dig that hole

agbonkamen:
hook up ke let us use that hook on those stubborn catfish in river Benue...what am I typing sef meanwhile I dey JATTU now come meet me there

if you are serious am in Auchi right now. mind giving me a contact

agbonkamen:
Large dick too very important

Team #BadGirl spotted
mind hooking up?

Burgerlomo:
Just like this dude

Let say you have this on your list..
Self Confidence coupled with the good looks, and uh of course those large muscles and eh.. the pretty "package".
believe me you can use these to get that large account you've been dreaming of.

GODPUNISHUNA:
Large Bank Account.

You can be the ugliest dude on earth but still pull the prettiest chicks once the moolah is intact

Guys hustle hard and stop chasing these cheap girls. The only thing that matters is money.

CAPITAL LETTER: DISAGREE

ask a lady this question. trust me, you can be sure to get a minimum of about 10 A4 pages of qualities.

based on experience, i have come to realized that what really matters is quite a pretty small list.
and it can be any of the following based on their order of importance:

Self Confidence: of course how would you look talking to her in the first place without having this quality. infact it is very important that you can get laid with it, without having number 2 below

Good Looks: Like seriously, do i need to emphasize on this one. i don't wanna sound too cocky, but i am a living testimony to that fact.

Dope House: it doesn't necessarily have to be large or big. it should look comfy and feel manly enough.

Large Car: Think Rolls Royce, Bentley etc. but as long as you have a car, trust naija girls

Large Bank Account: 7–9 figures baby. come to think of it, how do you expect to roll and meet with ladies dope enough. am not talking about the ones you can scatter their kpekus with just 600 naira mat-ice ice-cream

Large Muscles: Kinda Cute uh. trust me, if those guy catch your babe in za other room. better start preparing your mind to avoid story that touch. am not talking about the ones on steriod oo. think of those ones in the local gym in your area.

Large Heart: Which girl no like enjoyment. trust me, with just 5k you can earn one week of free kpekus

Large Brain: Am talking about the the Smart ones, not the booky types sha. with the right type of voice and and a lil bit of manipulative techniques, you can virtually get any lady of choice.

Large Hands and Large Feet: believe me, most ladies use these to gauge the package. you can thank me later

and last but it can never be the least there is nothing as important as a Large, eh, “Package”. because at the end of the day, when all things above is done and settled, it all leads to the other room.

until next time folks, i still remain davies blaze