lonelydora:


Young man, i hope you are not one of those kids who insult elders in this forum?

Well, let me check your posts first.

Lol,

with all pleasure, please do sir

WHIZKIDEFE:
Daviesblaze, I dey your back....... Go boss! Na you get am!

No wahala

as my oga don talk so, no shaking

Please guys, i really need your support in helping win a spot at this year edition of Mr. Ideal Nigeria.

All you have to do is to use the picture below and upload it on your facebook or instagram account by using the hashtag;

#davies_blaze for #MrIdealNigeria2019

Please o, biko you guys should help your guy.

@lalasticlala I would appreciate if this makes front page

@WHIZKIDEFE, @IamPlato, @ubunja, @TissuePaper, @HARDDON, @tosyne2much, @Centino; Abeg oya, make una come out for your brother o

Just tell her you will soon invite her for your introduction too.

And watch how she explodes � �

purples25:




Yeeeeee ................egbami o

Aaah ah ah

Omashe o

@op you gave Bible verse supporting each point but for 3 and 4.
Can you please give the Bible verse supporting the claim on 3 and 4

Thank you

Actually the bwest was malignly aligned with the tip of that nose that looks like adolf hitler

@op profile pics

purples25:


But if you don't want her why did you even sleep with her and let her hope you'll marry her?

Since you feel you are better than her. I wonder why you have to use someone if you feel you are better than them.

Madam leave matter for matthais

The only way you can bang a slay queen without spending much is to make her have the impression that you guys will get married after she has finished exploring and has converted her kpekus from bluetooth to xender

Just leave my brother alone o, afterall is not your porridge

It is well

looking so beautiful

Sugar97:
Davies! Davies!! Davies!!!

Yes! Yes!! Yes!!!

Emmzy201:
Mine also happened when I was in secondary school
I left my mum's shop very late in the night and got home just before midnight and I also have to wash my uniform that night cuz it was very dirty. As I was washing my uniform in front of my house, I saw a flash of light two times and my whole thought was that its the vigilantes on duty.
The light flashed again and suddenly my face and body felt very cold and I can remember peeing on my pants when something or someone on a white clothes or will I call it cloak sped past my eyes very fast two times.
The next thing was I saw myself on the floor goosebumps all over my body. I can't explain how I found myself inside my room the next day. Even till now I haven't told anyone about it

Though it's one terrible experience

I Can't help laughing

For Those of you who don't believe in paranormal activities, i hope you have a rethink after hearing my story.

This event happened when i finished writing my Junior Waec. Mom insisted that i learn how to sell drugs during the long holidays before being admitted to SS1. her dream then was that i will study Medicine and Surgery after finishing secondary school, hence her reasons for me learning how to prescribed and sell medicines (lol).

Shehu, my childhood friend and classmates was a fellow apprentice. he was also a member of "Mom wants me to be a doctor league". our normal closing hours was supposed to be 9:00pm but on some occasions we do normally close by 10 or 11pm. during those periods, Our Master always give us some little money to get something to eat when going home.

This particular day happens to be one of those days we normally stay late at work and as usual we collected our little change and was heading to our favourite Suya joint to purchase materials for our stomach infrastructures.

we noticed a lady in Hijab following us right from the moment we left work. there was something weird about her movement and the road was very silent. when we got to the suya joint, this lady also stopped and started buying suya for herself too. we decided to stay back a little bit to confirm if this lady has actually been stalking us.

On noticing that we weren't ready to leave just yet and sensing our suspicious glances at her, she hurriedly paid for her suya and began to leave. when she was leaving, i noticed that her legs looks like the hooves of a horse. i quickly called Shehu's attention to it.

we decided to follow her quietly without her knowledge to confirm what we just saw. we followed her for like 5 minute before she suddenly stopped. she turned around, looked at us and started walking towards our direction.

We ran as fast as our legs could carry us. we could hear her footsteps making the sound of a galloping horse as her running tempo increased.

when we got home, i told my parent the next day what happened that night. Mom didn't believed me, Dad just laughed. only grandma believed me. she took a little quantity of palm oil, honey and garlic, mixed them together, she made some incantations and gave me to drink. I suddenly felt dizzy, the next thing i knew was that woked up by 7pm that day with no clothes on saved the blanket used to tuck me in bed.

That night was the last time i saw shehu. i didn't go to work for 5 days, a riot broke out the next week, we had to relocate down to the south for security reasons plus dad has already worked his transfer to Edo State.


That was my experience, what's yours.

Jayslicky:
At least you'be given Vaseline crew something to ponder about for the day.

lol

I have agonized over telling this story, it’s an episode in my life I am not particularly proud of. I feel guilty even talking about it. This could cost me my reputation if it were ever discovered.

Anyhow, it was a late Monday afternoon and I only had one more appointment to go, I was exhausted from all the listening and all the talking. I was looking forward to getting home and seeing my wife.

A knock comes to the door and I sigh, I was half hoping they wouldn’t turn up. It was my 4pm appointment.
I open the door and I WAS greeted with the sight of pure perfect ebony beauty. her hair was naturally done although slightly darker. All of a sudden I wasn’t tired anymore.

There was something about those deep dark brown eyes that had me captivated right from the start. I was instantly attracted. She could have made a priest kick a hole in a stained glass window. I kid you not. All the thoughts of professionalism raced through my mind, I was drawn to her like a moth to a flame. These sorts of thoughts could end a career.

Anyhow this lady asked me if I could help her with an addiction. It turned out the addiction she wanted help with was an addiction to having sex with authority figures. She couldn’t help herself.

I thought hypnosis would be a perfect treatment for her. We discussed payment, but to tell the truth, I would have paid to just sit and gaze at her.

She lay back on the reclining chair that I use for my hypnotherapy. As she did so her skirt sort of rode up exposing more of her beautiful legs. it could have been very easy to make contact with those moundy region with my fingers in a slit seconds if i wanted to.

Man, I could hardly contain myself, I was a red blooded male faced with this vision of beauty oozing sex appeal.

Anyhow, we decided I would use a form of hypnotherapy called regression. I would regress her back to her last sexual encounter. In doing so I could change the context of the encounter, bringing her forward in time so she could process these events in a completely different way. I wasn't prepared for what came next.

She started moaning softly as she was remembering her last sexual encounter under hypnosis. I was embarrassed that someone else in the office could hear this, and think I was up to no good with a client. Imagine trying to contain yourself while looking at this.

Her moans got louder and louder as she arched her back off the chair. By this time I was sweating, but I knew I had to keep going. By now the top buttons on her blouse had come undone, and I could plainly see the outline of her breasts under her black lacy bra.

To my everlasting shame, I couldn’t resist any longer.

I put my hand out and placed it on her breast, her moaning got louder still until suddenly she opened her eyes and slapped me hard across the face, and then pulled me close to her. You won’t believe what happened next. Let’s just say my face made contact with something warm, wet and messy.Don’t scroll any further if you are easily offended. You have been warned.

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I woke up and found myself face down in my corn meal (Akamu) i was eating. Well, they were warm, wet and messy. Were you expecting something else?

funtomiee:
hope am not late

Trying to Push out hips where there is not


Kwantinue, May God give you nyash this 2019

Eberechi24:


You can celebrate on my behalf. It's allowed.

No, My oluomo boys have no share but My Right man have. I will meet him and he will pet me cause am still a baby.

I know


i even heard his boss was stabbed in the neck despite the ojuju calabar he fortified himself with

Eberechi24:

I am 42years and that qualifies me as evening newspaper. But do you know am happy, smart, alive, and beautiful. Above all will meet my right man?

42 Years!!!!!!

My Sister Happy Christmas, let's do end of the year party for you

As for the right man, i think all those Mc Oluomo boys would love their share

tiger28:
TOOOOOOOOOOO many kids on this site! Where is the OLD Nairaland

Boy!!! Go drop you mama's phone

you can buy one when you are of age

Eberechi24:

Imagine that I don't care, imagine boo

Imagine you are in Nigeria where such issues are regarded salient, and in reality you are in Nigeria o

Imagine chi

The Maid probably Thinks she saw a witch at night na


Just look at those scary eyes

When your Village People want to make your life miserable





But you Happen to serve a living God


GOD'S PLAN

Eberechi24:

Lol, you can do better boo. Evening newspaper is not something to frown on.

But your family members and neighborhood peeps would

Just Imagine the different rumours that will spring up about you. Imagine gurl

Eberechi24:
I laugh when i read any movement targeted at opposite gender. If we all meet right partners, this ish won't spring up. Meet right partner and enjoy life.

Campaigning for some movement is really stressful mehn! Looking at how ubuja running up and down to pull female folks down.

For the record, One of your men i s getting married today- simi/adekunle God 4ever. Adekunle can never agree with you because he knows benefits that comes with good woman. He knows your life is full of misery and don't want to partake in it that's why he corner simi. You are masking your bitterness with MGtw movement and You know it's true.

With your experience with women, you have no woman to call your own? Even your dumb ex girlfriend knows you have nothing to offer aside dick and left you. And you said you are baba for the girls? Biko tell me another story and pls spareme " you are fucking any girl you want story". They Bleep you because they want to, not because you are special or smart...


A toast to latest groom # adekunle

Most of the girls you slept are in man's house as wives.

Who is the loser?

Actually you will be the loser if you end up being an evening newspaper

funmisticqueen:
who fund's these research? Men or women?Men already get more coverage on the news than women or maybe you should explain further what you mean by news coverage cos I really dont undrstand. Do you want to be seen as victims in the media or in a more negative light more than you already are?

Pure feminazi grand plan
This statement just supported UBUNJA's claim of feminists trying to potray the male gender as always being guilty with no chance of fair trial, so long it involves two opposite gender.
so tell me, what are you trying to say?
that a woman can never be guilty of any crime, even though she was caught red handed.

funmisticqueen:
If you are asking for women in more dangerous jobs like what you mentioned, why Aren't you asking for men to be put in more effeminate and underpaid labour like caretaking, hospitality, family rearing, household chores? Is that not the true essence of equality?

By my knowledge, there is no law restricting an individual career choice irrespective of their gender.
The fact that you feminine beings runs away from such nature of masculine jobs indicates the natural position that a woman is supposed to occupy in the society.

funmisticqueen:
Your approach of seeing women as your enemy and castigating them, puting the blames of society's ills and your perceived injustice on everyone else but yourselves is the major flaw of MGTOW/ redpill subscribers. At least women acknowledge that we are sometimes the bane of our existence and we are addressing if not already addressed those issues. This is a male issue, do not drag women into your hate campaign.

A friend of mine was told me; allow only women to control the whole administrative and logistical frame of a society and watch how that society will reset to its primitive nature within a week.
women are always on the consuming end of a society, you rarely see them in production and waste control management organizations.

So my dear go get your facts right

PAEDOVILLE:
I've realise I cum faster when masturbating compared to sex. Am I normal. No insults, please.
I really want to know

When masturbating your imagination is more active and hence the urge to release is more intensed.

but during sex, you tend to cum slower because things dont seem to match up to what you expected when masturbating

funmisticqueen:
who fund's these research? Men or women?Men already get more coverage on the news than women or maybe you should explain further what you mean by news coverage cos I really dont undrstand. Do you want to be seen as victims in the media or in a more negative light more than you already are?

If you are asking for women in more dangerous jobs like what you mentioned, why Aren't you asking for men to be put in more effeminate and underpaid labour like caretaking, hospitality, family rearing, household chores? Is that not the true essence of equality?

Your approach of seeing women as your enemy and castigating them, puting the blames of society's ills and your perceived injustice on everyone else but yourselves is the major flaw of MGTOW/ redpill subscribers. At least women acknowledge that we are sometimes the bane of our existence and we are addressing if not already addressed those issues. This is a male issue, do not drag women into your hate campaign.

While you are at it if you truly want to advocate for equality as you claim, advocate for research into production of male organs for women who would have joysticks and testicles and be able to afford the luxury of ejaculation and orgasm after every round. Also advocate for research into production of ovaries vaginas and uteruses for men who would be able to be the gatekeepers of fertility and the able to bear and rear young. That is true equality.

True equality cannot exist as long as we are different individuals of the same species. Even oranges are not treated equal, neither are snakes. Strive instead for neutrality.

you just succeeded in posting more than 1,000 words of pure incoherent and flawed logic

ubunja:
how is asking for male disease research to get equal funds with female disease research selfish? How is asking for equal news coverage selfish? How is asking for women to be equally put in dangerous jobs like construction and mining selfish? Women are so used to being pampered that any prospect to be treated like men appears to be oppression. And that's the problem. When men ask for true equality everybody freaks out like they will destroy society. We have been carrying everyone for so long we deserve a break. That's the Red Pill.

The guys who no longer care and would gladly watch the world burn are the Black Pill guys. They are fed up. They know if everything goes to shit then society will reset. It always happens.

Two crate of your favourite brand anytime you visit Edo State

ChimuchiYola:
Owwww

This man must be sexy

Your face looks future familiar

let's be family

He also forget to add Presidents who transferred and shared the failures in their life to a country that was doing well

This Dominique sef


she no want make man-u win, that's why she dey send us go time travel