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EgunMogaji:
Nah I don't think so.

My Austoist resume speaks for itself.

You're just lashing back because you were called out for you brainless move on compromising your suspension

Autoist resume my asss...keep fooling yourself. Who dash monkey banana.

EgunMogaji:
And I will keep repeating that you are a clueless twit that's endangering the public.

At least 2 other seasoned people have called you out but like a typical asshat your head is firmly embedded in the sand

Stop wasting your time and go make your life worthwhile, assSHhole. Do you have a job? Do you need one?? If you know you need one simply quote me and forward your CV. I have vacancy. God forsaken idiat! slowpoke!

Siena:
[color=Blue]I would like to believe you're not dense, and you possess at the very least above-average intelligence. Bolt-on does NOT necessarily refer to a physical bolt. It refers to an add-on. This could be an extra service your mobile phone service provider has as an option to your regular call service on your phone - SMS, data are bolt-ons.

For one who claims to understand how the suspension in an automobile works, you surprise me.

Use the 'net to find out how an automobile works, and search for bolt-ons.

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Why am I even bothering? I have no issue helping people to understand their automobile better, as long as they are interested. There is nothing wrong admitting there are areas you're not clear on. Just ask!

I'm not a doctor, or an architect, so I too will ask questions of those who are qualified in those disciplines, rather than let an over-sized ego get in the way, and argue blindly.

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You do not need to bother and argue blindly too. I want to believe you're not an idiot but you're acting like one. And it's seems you don't understand anything yourself, siena, mr. lecturer a.k.a sabinus. Since when did the words 'bolted' and 'bolt-on' mean the same thing? For the avoidance of doubt. 'Bolted' means to fasten one thing to another using a bolt that screws into a nut while 'bolt-on' is an appendage or an addition to a machinery or an equipment.

In your previous comment you said:

The moment you posted in a public forum, it became everyone's business. If you want to keep details of how you bolted rubbish to your car private, use a diary, not a discussion board!

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You used the word ''bolted" as in the bold above which, in context, is very different from the word 'bolt-on'. So, teacher no teach me nonsense. Instead of you to admit that you used the wrong choice of word and take correction, you're here trying to act smart which you're not.

EgunMogaji:
You keep saying to keep my mouth shut. Newsflash, it's never going to happen, I'm on you like 5 & 6.

I'm not selling the product so it's not my job to prove anything beyond reasonable assumption based on years as an autoist.

It is the job of the seller/manufacturer to provide proof of the lengthy r&d that was performed as well as independent testing by a lab.

I know your faculty is limited to the development afforded by your environment but be receptive to gaining improvement and stop being a close minded Neanderthal.

I will keep telling you to keep your dirty, smelly mouth shut because your argument does not hold water...you have not the slightest idea of what you're saying.

EgunMogaji:
Yep, Autoist

Some suggested reading for you

I think you need it more.

Siena:
[color=Blue]The moment you posted in a public forum, it became everyone's business. If you want to keep details of how you bolted rubbish to your car private, use a diary, not a discussion board![/color]

Yes, I agree with you - anything posted on public forum becomes everyone's business. But telling me that I bolted rubbish to my car shows that you weren't listening or you don't understand it. How is it bolted? Bolted to what?? Do you even understand what 'BOLTED' means I guess not. You call it rubbish and yes I love the rubbish. So what's your problem with that?

EgunMogaji:
You keep saying to keep my mouth shut. Newsflash, it's never going to happen, I'm on you like 5 & 6.

I'm not selling the product so it's not my job to prove anything beyond reasonable assumption based on years as an autoist.

It is the job of the seller/manufacturer to provide proof of the lengthy r&d that was performed as well as independent testing by a lab.

I know your faculty is limited to the development afforded by your environment but be receptive to gaining improvement and stop being a close minded Neanderthal.

Autoist my asss.

EgunMogaji:
So instead of changing shocks ONLY, you'll risk cracking your shock towers too. Amazing.

Now I understand why everyone is pushing me away from Nigeria used cars

Show us evidence of cracked shock tower as a result of this product else keep shut and mind your fvcking business.

EgunMogaji:
There's only one fool here. It's the one that really paid to buy something that'll ruin his car

How about some pink tassles for the rear window?

I've decided to ignore you now and let you continue to wallow in your ignorance.

Adios, les incompetente

If I ruin my car a million times its my business not yours. busy body!

LeJeun3:



Enjoy urself people.....

Truth is when the problems start on your car you won't be honest enough to come here and say. You would prefer to keep quiet and let it continue.

And how is that your business?

LeJeun3:

Mr. Struts, keep strutting around....

abeg face front.

EgunMogaji:
Lolz? How old are you?

Hey Santorium, what's next, curb feelers, bicycle bell and mirrors?

Keep fooling yourself.

EgunMogaji:
Nope. I like this position

Fake parts on a car = fake parts car

OVER SABI HOUSE BOY

EgunMogaji:
I'm not dense like you so you'll never find asinine contraptions like this on even my ride on mower. It's reserved for clueless twits and inept automotive klutz like you.

By the way you don't have what it takes to keep me shut in ten of your lifetimes.

Lolz...keep drinking panadol for another man's headache. Idiat!

erico2k2:
Oga check the location of the three people talking to you. We all drive brand new cars in carpet smooth road
One of the persons speaking g to you in Blue is an Engineer with Toyota UK. I do t know Y you can't learn from him.you fail to see the functions of a shock absorber and the suspension system of a motor vehicle. U also failed to note that not Al shocks come with supporting springs. Some are Air while so.e are Oil as illustrated I'm the fotos I uploaded. Anyway Goodluck to you an ur car

Who cares if your location is heaven or if you all drive brand new heavenly cars on carpet smooth heavenly roads. Who cares if the person speaking in 'blue' is an Engineer with Toyota UK or heaven....does it make him a better engineer because he is in UK? Fvck!

EgunMogaji:
This coming from you that have demonstrated to the whole world that you s completely automobile squid

Hay have you done in your life on a vehicles suspension other than slip on a 50 cents Chinese rubber contraption?

So yes I'll stop being silly when you start behaving intelligently.

mind you business. It's not a difficult thing to do.

LeJeun3:


This guy did you read what you wrote??


Why not just get cement and cast on ur springs and be driving around!

Mr. Struts

If you didn't understand what you read, read it again and again and it will sink.

jennyff:
Oboy! this guy just dey open his nyansh for the whole world to see. So after the millions those automobile manufactures spend monthly on research, not even upto production o! na one rubber go finally come save your spring/shocks. SMH. Na so the other day i see person with car of about 1mil+, say engine oil of 7k expensive for am to put dat hs goin for dat of 3k. MISPLACED PRIORITIES

So na how da one take concern you?

erico2k2:
Oga check the location of the three people talking to you. We all drive brand new cars in carpet smooth road
One of the persons speaking g to you in Blue is an Engineer with Toyota UK. I do t know Y you can't learn from him.you fail to see the functions of a shock absorber and the suspension system of a motor vehicle. U also failed to note that not Al shocks come with supporting springs. Some are Air while so.e are Oil as illustrated I'm the fotos I uploaded. Anyway Goodluck to you an ur car

Who cares if their location is heaven or if you all drive heavenly cars on heavenly roads. What I care about is the kind of roads I drive on everyday. I don't even care if the person speaking in 'blue' is an Engineer in UK...does it make him a better Engineer than myself because he lives in the UK?? Of course not! See there is nothing complex or spectacular about car suspension system of a car...it's basically a simple mechanical system that anyone can understand, so don't make it sound as if it's something out of this world.

EgunMogaji:
The contraption you bolted to your car in an uneducated manner is potentially dangerous to other motorists and pedestrians.

Instead of learning from others who has forgotten more than you'll ever learn in ten lifetimes on automotive engineering you are here writing an essay.

The proof is in the pudding and why you're fanatically defending this turd POS of yours. You know you bought into a sham but your Nigerian male ego won't allow you to backpedal.

You'll be wondering why your alignment is unsettable soon. Hint: check your strut towers for cracks

Nice try to slink

PS: read up on the meaning of what a forum means.

Stop being silly, bro. You know nothing about struts.

From the various comments from the self-acclaimed car experts. It shows they don't understand anything about spring dampening. How does dampening the vibration or movement of springs amount to eliminating the spring entirely? What did you even learn in your engineering class?? For the benefit of those without physical science or engineering background. Your strut is that thing that that looks like hand-operated bicycle pump which is usually installed inside a spring (that thing that looks like a coil). Dampening simply means to smoothen the vibration or to-and-fro movement of a body and in this case, a spring. Buffer simply means to moderate or lessen the impact of something and in this case, the impact of the spring on the body of occupants of the car. Yes, I know that the function of the struts in conjunction with the springs in your vehicle suspension system is to absorb the shock as a result of the vibration of the spring as you drive over rough roads.

Therefore, the function of the "Shock Absorber Cushion Buffer" is to reduce the stress which the springs transmit to the struts thereby protecting your struts and thus having lesser work to do.

This is my own analytical understanding. I know the kind of roads i drive on everyday single day and the impact it has on my shocks therefore taking measures to lessen the stress on my shocks and protect them is entirely my business. Nobody should come here and tell me rubbish about my own property.

EgunMogaji:
What you've managed to accomplish is remove your shock absorber from the equation. As in most Nigerian vehicles that I've entered, you shocks are probably already gone and why this gimmick gives the illusion that it works.

Had you done the proper thing and inspected your suspension and changed worn out parts you would have accomplished a far better outcome with spectacular as designed driving characteristics.

Sometimes we are our own worst enemies in Nigeria. A fellow Nigerian is selling this crap to his fellow citizens

Have you tried it before?? If yes...share your experience here. And if no then keep shut and quit talking silly. The car is mine in the first place, not yours. Who are you to tell me about cars?? Until you bought, installed and tested the product, you have no moral right to judge anyone who has. What's your problem ?? Over sabi na im dey wori some people here.

EgunMogaji:
What you've managed to accomplish is remove your shock absorber from the equation. As in most Nigerian vehicles that I've entered, you shocks are probably already gone and why this gimmick gives the illusion that it works.

Had you done the proper thing and inspected your suspension and changed worn out parts you would have accomplished a far better outcome with spectacular as designed driving characteristics.

Sometimes we are our own worst enemies in Nigeria. A fellow Nigerian is selling this crap to his fellow citizens

First thing first. Have you used the product before? I no. Then you have no reason to question my actions or experience on the product so please keep your dirty mouth shut!

FYI, 1. I am not new to cars and driving; 2. Whatever modification (s) i carry out on my vehicle, which i deem fit and safe, is no fvcking business of yours. So why get all worked up? 3. I drive a well maintained 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6 which I bought used in 2012 (its 4yrs now and still looking new in and out and guess what? I travel with everywhere i go - Kano, Calabar, Lagos, Abuja, Kaduna, Enugu, Zamfara, Port Harcourt etc. I use it every time) - never bought/driven a used vehicle above 5yrs; 4. Unfortunately, I live in the contraption called nigeria where roads are a luxury in itself...and where more than 80% of the roads are booby traps...country where motorists, mostly Toyota owners, change their shock absorbers like brake pads; 5. In view of 4 above, there need for one to protect his shock absorber from untimely damage; 6. This shock absorber cushion buffer product like the name implies, acts as a 'damper'. A damper acts to smoothen the spring travel and hence make your driving experience more comfortable on bad and unpaved roads and ultimate increase the life span of your shocks.

A NLander came here to exhibit and market his product. I checked the stuff out...saw that it was cool...bought it and installed...then tested it by driving on different conditions and saw a reasonable improvement in my driving experience. Plus since i bought it through one of us here i deemed it fit to share my experience of the product here still so that other can know.

I ordered and installed cushion buffer on my 2010 Honda Accord EX-L V6 shocks few days back. It was very easy to install. After installation I took it on a test drive on some of my usual routes in town and I must confess that I was impressed by the performance. Going over bumps is now smoother (not very bumpy) like before; My braking/stopping time reduced and more efficient; going round corners is smoother and more stable; I just love driving the experience. I'm give it 5stars!

lielbree:
Yes. Huge things come in little packages. Only the grateful know that. Celebrate every little victory...

I blame poverty>>>poverty mentality it is.

lielbree:
Nope. It's called excitement. I pray u experience a mind blowing unexpected breakthrough and see if u will be able to keep calm

You call a little pay rise mind blowing? SMH

pedrilo:
Just when i thought 2015 was the best year ever for me because i got my dream job with a six digit salary, i just realized "God is still saying something"
i received my salary alert for January on Friday with an unusually higher amount, so i quickly called finance dept to inform them about this development, and behold my pay just got bigger and better! hallelujah!
Even in hard economic times like This, God just proves he is still God!
A thousand shall fall at thy side, and ten thousand at thy right hand; but it shall not come nigh thee. Psalm 91:7
GOD WEY DO AM FOR ME, GO DO AM FOR FELLOW NAIRALANDERS! AMEN. . .

na small pikin dey wori u.

ProfessorPeter:
Then Nigerians should be ready to boycotts all South Africa goods and services in Nigeria.

Story story!!!!

Buhari not bigger than nigeria; he must obey court orders or be arrested - Keyamo.