₦airaland Forum

Some meals, I can't eat sha
Eg crab, cray fish

Same way I was offered sushi in Tokyo, but couldn't eat it

tollytexy:
Ipob una hear?

Hear ke?

Those people get agidi. Strong one.

Same agidi made fly die inside gulder bottle

I hope they see this thread

Adielcy:
. pls Oga Dave help me with Digisat 2020 software.

My brother. Some decoders are not easy to use in Nigeria. Yoummay not get support firnthem forever.
I'm also stuck with a couple here

abdool09:
glo is streaming smoothly after I updated my mobdro to the latest version.

Good

he isnt lying at all

derespect:
I love this family. Husband and wife always trying to help. May God continue to bless and uphold the family and they shall never experience break home by God's grace!

Go loves cheerful givers, cos he continues to bless them more, to bless others.

The liberal soul shall be made fat

Yet one individual has kept N6billion ($15m) for her medicals.

Na wa o. The funny thing is that some of the fools supporting patience Jonathan haven't seen 1 million naira before in their lives, they can hardly afford data. Yet they show solidarity for her. Wow. This is plain stupidity. $15m @ N400 to $1 = N6 billion. What kind of sickness will make a human being require N6 billion? Jesus, Olodumare, come and save Nigeria ooooo. N6billion for Treatment. God please save us oooooo.

People who are crying under this recessed economy should appeal to EFCC to give them N1 million each. N6 billion divided by N1 million =6000 nigerians. So patience Jonathan has chosen to impoverish 6000 people that needs only N1 million? Chineke, Allah, Jesus dash some Nigerians brain ooo.

States that can't pay Salaries include Osun, Ekiti, Ondo, Oyo, Delta, Rivers, Bayelsa, Taraba, Niger etc. Give them N6 billion, then many families would thank you, cos they will pay school fees. Why will one person be keeping N6billion in this recession Time? haba

samflex:
Tried airtel and it streamed without vpn, I think the problem is with glo.

Possibly.
Glo network sucks big time

samflex:
Tired airtel and it streamed without vpn, I think the problem is with glo.

Etisalat working here super stable Skysport 2hd Germany.

Bay vs Ros

Dreay01:
@ Davodyguy, please can you help with the latest software for qsat q28g for autoroll. I look forward to hearing from you. Thanks.

will enquire

The kitchen has issues, regarding its location

pq007:
this reply is what one says when he has been totally outclassed cerebrally... They result to insults and tantrums lol...

PDP supporters style

See below the bullshitz Jonathan and his people did as far back as 2014.

They purposely poured petrol on everything, lited it and it started burning gradually until it's gotten this far

As a result of the mopping up of the dollar from the system for non-productive use, a less than 3 per cent differential between the bank naira-dollar rate and the black market rate after the November 2014 devaluation is now about 13 per cent in less than five months. This is not in the best interest of the economy and after the election, if prices of crude continue its southward journey, things will become worse as fewer dollars will be available at the foreign exchange market.

They mopped up everything and now, dollars is scarce.

The only way out is for crude oil price to get back to at least 60-70$ mark, to help us get out of this mess.

Vanguard news the most useless news media organization in print. Very biased and unprofessional in their reportage.

They made a report.

'blast in Benin kills 5'

Some PDP supporters ran to the comment section saying.

Hope it's not PDP members. Hope it's only APC.

When I clicked on the link, I found out that it happened in Benin republic and not Benin city, Nigeria.

Sensationalism will kill them

ajawara:
Prophet of doom. Your hatred for GEJ have made you lost your common sense. Think forward and stop dwelling in the past because it has gone forever.

See how pathetic you are? I said most followers of Jonathan are brainless. Now you just confirmed my claim. I didn't prophesy anything. Vanguard published an article when Jonathan was the president of Nigeria, warning of bad times ahead, cos of Jonathan's perceived in actions.

What has that got to do with me?

nnachukz:
What is pathetic is blaming another person for more than a year when you have all the chance to effect a positive change to the best of your ability while leaving the masses to compare and contrast and then judge and blame if necessary. Digging out archives to justify failure instead of using same time to fulfill your campaign promises is pathetic.

Of course as an engineer, it's easy to stand outside a building and assess a building dilapidation, by the external cracks on the walls, without having a full perspective of what the dilapidation actually is.

Until you gain access to inspect and see the extent of work that needs to be done, your assessment would be wrong.

blueto:
‘Buhari has Worsened Nigeria’s Economic Situation’ – APC Chieftain

A Former Aspirant on the ticket of the All Progressive Congress (APC) in the 2015 governorship race in Benue State, Mr. Nathaniel Apir has blamed President Mohammed Buhari for the aggravated worsening economic situation in the country even as he disclosed that the level of poverty was high among the citizenry.

He said that even though the president’s corruption fight was in order, he condemned the way and manner the president was going about it. He made the statement while speaking to reporters in Makurdi Yesterday.

He said the presidents’ in action at the beginning of his tenure led to this crises.

He condemned the corruption fight by the Buhari government which he said was vindictive and would not stand the test of time while also questioning why top civil servants and bankers were not being tried by anti-crime agencies.

“The fight is targeting the wrong people, politically exposed people are being targeted while fraudulent civil servants and bankers are walking about freely.

The president has grounded the economy due to lack of clear cut economic policies.” Till date we don't have an economic team to form a good blue print that will take us out of the wood”He said the President must act fast to save the country from collapsing.

He also called on the Benue Governor Samuel Ortom to sack 90 per cent of his cabinet members for non-performance.

He said the present commissioners in Benue lacked the pedigree and intellectual capability, adding that they did not have the requisite skill to assist the governor develop the State.“Most of them were appointed for political patronage and this has stifled development of the State”, he decried.

Apir frowned at the manner the governor was handling the internally generated revenue, IGR of the State, accusing him of always speculating on figures rather than telling the truth, averring too that what was being realised between N800million to N1.2 billion, the governor had no excuse not to pay salary of workers.

He further lamented that Ortom’s government was built on godfatherism, warning that if he did not wean himself from the breast milk of godfather’s, he would not make any meaningful development.The erstwhile consultant to former Governor Gabriel Suswam on Project monitoring, faulted the amnesty program of Ortom, describing it is as ‘a failure’, noting that the dimension employed by the government in resolving the Gana’s quagmire is vindictive.

“Declaring Gana wanted is an afterthought and meant to cover the criminal acts committed by him using this government. It is diversionary. Government is afraid about what Gana would reveal in court of law. Government wants Ganadead. Why arrest his lawyer Lord Terfa Jirgba? Even the well-known Niger Delta militant Tompolo has a lawyer and he has never been arrested. There is.more to the Gana issue than we are being told. Why didOrtom not arrest Gana when he cameto Government house after the death of Denen Igbana. Government shouldcome clean on the Gana issue”, Apir frowned.

While taking a swipe on the Justice Kpojime report which probed the administration of former Governor Gabriel Suswam, Apir condemned it as a ‘fraud’ targeted to annihilate those indicted.

http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/09/03/buhari-has-worsened-nigerias-economic-situation/

Joker. Can't you engage in an intellectual debate to defend Jonathan? Can't you do without lifting materials?

I've listed items for discourse above.

Try to deal with them, if you have the balls.

Jonathan is responsible for more than 50% of our challenges today. Prove me wrong, using 2015-2015 economic happenings as your guide

blueto:
what a very doltish and repugnant question. Your paraphrastic question is paradoxical when compared with the incipient question.

Only an bungler with a brain defect will fail to optimally utilise his/her inference faculty to deduce how the TSA was implemented in my quondam annotation.



Ludicrous! no wonder a certificateless cattle rearer was able to indoctrinated them with mendacious promises.

All these bull crap, just to avoid responding to a question, obviously beyond your comprehension. This, young man is called grasping at straw.

Not unexpected from Johnathanians. When a situation is beyond you, you tow the insult line.

The questions are below once gain, just in case you find the steam to reenergize your drowning self back to fit enough level, mentally to take up the challenge.

How would Jonathan have implemented the TSA better than Buhari?

As regards corruption, what happened between 2010 to 2015?

As regards insurgency, what happened between 2010-2015?

As regards international price of crude oil per barrel, where were we from 2010-2015


If you chicken out, I'll still repost the questions again.

You may wish to go lift another material. It wouldn't even help your case, cause you already cited above courtesy premium times what the TSA stands for and what should be done as regarding its implementation

blueto:
https://www.thecable.ng/nigeria-improves-ti-corruption-index?_e_pi_=7%2CPAGE_ID10%2C7861973972

Johnathanians as not unusual, lifted another material.

Care to check this link?

See where we were when Jonathan took over and what it was under Jonathan

http://www.tradingeconomics.com/nigeria/corruption-rank

blueto:
1. TSA refers to Treasury Single Account, a public accounting system using a single account, or a set of linked accounts by government to ensure all revenue receipts and payments are done through a Consolidated Revenue Account (CRA) at the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN).

2. The pilot TSA scheme commenced in 2012(Jonathan's tenor) using a unified structure of accounting for 217 government Ministries, Departments and Agencies, MDAs, for accountability and transparency in public fund management.3. All government MDAs remit their revenue collections to the CRA through their individual commercial banks on a fee-for-service remuneration basis.

4. Although all monies earned by the federal government through value added tax (VAT), customs duties, immigration and other charges, are supposed to be paid into the CRA, a few exceptions border on accounts operated by joint venture partners with government, like oil mining leases (OMLs) in the oil and gas industry.

5. Deposit Money Banks (DMBs) are allowed to maintain revenue collection accounts for MDAs, but all collections must be remitted to the CRA at the end of every banking day; that is MDAs’ accounts with DMBs must be at zero balance at the end of every banking day.

6. TSA allows government banking to be unified, to enable the relevant stakeholders, such as the Ministry of Finance and Accountant General of the Federation to have full oversight of all cash flows across different bank accounts.

7. The different TSA account types include main account; subsidiary or sub-account; transaction account; zero balance account; imprest account; transit and correspondence accounts for different transaction purposes.

8. TSA helps check incidence of multiple accounts operated by government MDAs for collection and spending of government revenues.

9. TSA will ensure adequate monitoring of government revenue receipts and expenditures and block leakages, as no MDA is allowed to keep any operational bank account.

10. TSA will help check incidence of idle cash lying over extended periodsin bank accounts held by spending MDAs, while government continues to borrow to execute its budgets.

11. Under TSA, DMBs using public sector funds deposited by MDAs to make free profits will not be possible.

12. To pay money under TSA, depositors make payment to a transitaccount in a commercial bank and the funds are automatically remitted to the CRA in the CBN at regular intervals, say at the end of the business day or at more frequent intervals

13. Payments through the TSA followan electronic system, with direct payments or deposits to the bank account of the beneficiary MDA.

14. MDAs registered on the electronic payment platform, or CBN Payment Gateway, through the Settlement Centre, Funds Department, Office of the AccountantGeneral of the Federation are grantedaccess to funds collected on their behalf at the CBN.

15. The TSA scheme covers all MDAsas well as other institutions and parastatals that collect revenues andmonies payable to FGN, including all forms of receipts, refunds, operating surpluses, transfers, donations, over-payment, taxes and customs duties, etc.

http://www.premiumtimesng.com/features-and-interviews/199725-15-things-know-treasury-single-account-tsa.html

You Johnathanians are bunch of Joker's. I asked how it would have been implemented better under Jonathan and all an intellectually inept like you could do is to lift up an article on premium times, which is just to explain what TSA stands for? OMG. You guys are more laughable than I thought.

Lol. Your own post, you don't understand. The one you lifted, you don't even understand either. Yet someone like you is abusing buhari?

Joker's

In your own words and not from lifted materials, explain how it would have worked better and also how your Jonathan performed in terms of running a corrupt system

MadamExcellency:
Is like you haven't done any administrative or managerial work that comes with responsibility or even a marketing job that has a target in this your life hence you are trying to analyse a subject beyond your faculty.

By the way, I am original and copy no one.

I am done with you because your mind is stiff and can't accommodate certain knowledge I wish to pass across.

Bye.

See this intellectually ineffective fellow, trying to form an imaginary personality.

You made up Bs above, it's definitely not unexpected for someone who is more in tuned with realities to enquire for clarification.

Since you can't even expatiate your 'claums' it shows you lifted the BS somewhere.

I've always been interested in debating people like you, who are PDP and GEJ apologetics. The reason is so simple, you have nothing reasonable to say, hence we need to educate you about the economy of a state

Whenever you have the steam, you can coming into the ring

This post of yours is laughable, cos you just lifted it somewhere and you have no steam to expatiate

MadamExcellency:
Had Jonathan won, foreign investors wouldn't have left in droves.

What 'drove' the foreign investors away between June, 2015 to date?

MadamExcellency:
Had Jonathan won, TSA will be implemented in phases such that banks, indigenous industries and private sector will not collapse instantaneously.

How would it have been implemented? Care to break it down for Jonathan? Don't just make comments, back up your comments please

MadamExcellency:
Had Jonathan won the worst that our economy will get to is growing by 2% instead of 6%.

How would he have done that? Or the dollars they looted for the election, would have been collected and repumped into the economy?

Do you know the meaning of liquidity?

MadamExcellency:
Had Jonathan won, rich Nigerians and people in diaspora will continue to put in their money into the system to boost local content.

I see. Where were these diasporas people when NOI said Nigeria is broke and needed to borrow to pay salaries? Didn't they pump in the money or they pumped in and the money was looted?

MadamExcellency:
Had Jonathan won, there won't be such massive de-marketing of Nigeria as fantastically corrupt country that was championed by Buhari's utterances which practically kept would-be investors away from Nigeria.

Under whose regime was corruption so so pronounced?
Whose body language encourage corruption?
Under whose regime did Dasuki gate happen?
Under whose regime did farouk Pawan hide money in cap?
Under whose regime did we record fuel subsidy scam?

You have nothing to say, go sleep

MadamExcellency:
Had Jonathan won CBN wouldn't have ceased peoples foreign currencies nor temporarily suspended dollar account that lead to total collapse of Naira.

Which dollars? The one that was used to prosecute the 2015 election? Or did you miss that part from the article?

As a result of the mopping up of the dollar from the system for non-productive use, a less than 3 per cent differential between the bank naira-dollar rate and the black market rate after the November 2014 devaluation is now about 13 per cent in less than five months. This is not in the best interest of the economy and after the election, if prices of crude continue its southward journey, things will become worse as fewer dollars will be available at the foreign exchange market.

Who was the president in 2014, when dollars were being mopped out for non productive reasons?

Whose wife is laying claims to over $20million?

MadamExcellency:
If I may ask, you mean to say that Rivers State Government is in shambles because Amaechi squandered all that was left of the State to sponsor Buhari?




https://www.naij.com/440901-wike-is-in-for-a-surprise-rivers-state-is-broke-amaechi.html

Any evidence to empirically prove Amechi used River state money to sponsor buhari?

You have no point to prove at all

ddippset:
that's because 16 months isn't enough to fix problems of 60 months or maybe 180 months. As long as oil is down and you are cheering the avengers on, to continue bombing, this government needs at least 4 years to give you change. And as long as you keep blaming this government for the problem, this government will keep blaming the government that caused it. You don't expect them to keep quiet and take the thrash talking from you, do you?

Wow. Well thought-out response.

Yes I agree with you that the APC needs to step up the game. That is why I'm in full support of the borrowing.

Infrastructures needs to be fixed asap and we take it up from there.

Henceforth, no one should blame APC for dollar scarcity, if someone like patience Jonathan could have in her account over $20million.

They took away millions of dollars from the fall of 2014 to March, 2015

nnachukz:
This is a year and some months running. Soon it will be two years. Are you sure you will continue with this blame game for the remaining years. My dear, that is complete failure.

Many of you read only headlines and that act alone is pathetic, as it will make you uninformed.

This isn't unexpected, that's why someone like me isn't complaining. Of course I'm feeling the heat too.

I'm supposed to be traveling with my family to Seychelles, but our bill for 5 nights when I checked on Saturday Ticket and Accommodation came up to about 1million Naira.

Return ticket for one adult is 363,000 via air France
Due to exchange rate at over 300 Naira to a dollar. But I know for sure it would be better before 2019.

They've taken a very good step in trying to fix infrastructures via borrowing. Once this can be done, things will align pretty soon.

This is largely in line with analysts’ expectations, as they anticipated the inflationary pressure to intensify in February due to the weakness of the domestic currency over the past six months. This had a knock-on impact on prices of both imported food and non-food items. This was attributable to the faster movement in the prices of imported food items, as reflected in the faster pace of growth in the Imported Food Index in February to 8.8 per cent – a 12-month high.

After the election, whichever party comes into power, Nigerians should expect a rough time going forward. There is no doubt that with dwindling oil prices, Jonathan or Buhari will have no option than to remove fuel subsidy completely. It will not be a matter of choice, it will be a matter of survival for the government to continue to meet its internal financial obligations.

Franchise21:
After 16months in office, u want us to still be blaming the previous administration? I tot they promised us CHANGE during their campaign? Y are they now blaming the past government. They better fulfill their campaign promises. We don't care if they re magicians or not

Read the article again. Even if Jonathan had won, it wouldn't have been better. Stop 'bandwagoning' ignorance.

This article predicted the future(which is now)

naijaking1:
Responsible for our woes like releasing Kabiru Sokoto today?

Like giving pardon and appointment to DSP alameisigha?

daclint:
Im still in doubt

Why you should not be anymore

If that happens, the incoming government will have a Herculean task to run the country effectively. Many states will not be able to pay their bills, same with the Federal Government. As it is now, money that would have been judiciously used is being frittered away in foreign currency in the name of election. Right now, politicians have invaded the foreign exchange market to buy up the available dollar to pay the electorate for votes.


Indications are that the pressure on the naira now is as a result of political activities in the country. Post-election, the naira may see some level of stability at N197 to the dollar. The usual use of dollar in political campaign has led to further depletion of the nation’s foreign reserves as money is carried around in sacks to people whom the politicians believe have some influence over a certain section of the populace and their presidential voting choice.

As a result of the mopping up of the dollar from the system for non-productive use, a less than 3 per cent differential between the bank naira-dollar rate and the black market rate after the November 2014 devaluation is now about 13 per cent in less than five months. This is not in the best interest of the economy and after the election, if prices of crude continue its southward journey, things will become worse as fewer dollars will be available at the foreign exchange market.

If any Nigerian or Nairalander is in doubt about what this present Govt have been saying that GEJ is the real cause of this recession, then they should carefully read the below article.

Why you must believe the article

It was published just before the 2015 presidential election, that was keenly contested between Jonathan and buhari.

It was also published by anti APC newspaper Vanguard news.

See below

Tough times ahead in post 2015 elections

By Omoh Gabriel We reproduce this article that was first published in March last year. We warned the nation of the tough times ahead in the foreign exchange market, banks sacking workers and the economy at large. In view of what is happening in the economy and readers’ demand, we re-publish this article as a reminder.

The 2015 election will certainly come and go but the after effect may linger for a long time. Whether it is PDP or APC that eventually wins the presidential election, the party that will come to power post-election had better get prepared for the handling of the economy.


As it stands, the nation is on a financial cliff that can fall off any time except a miracle happens. The one commodity that provides life support for the economy has seen its price at the international market fallen to as low as $58 per barrel.


The International Energy Agency has predicted that crude oil prices may fall to as low as $20 per barrel. Oil prices might have stabilised only temporarily because the global oil glut is worsening and U.S production shows no sign of slowing, the United States may soon run out of spare capacity to store crude, which would put additional downward pressure on prices. That process would last at least until the second half of 2015, when growth in U.S oil production is expected to start abating.



Combined with an increase in global demand, the expected U.S production slowdown would give some support to oil prices and respite to oil producers’ group, OPEC. On the face of it, the oil price appears to be stabilizing. Behind the façade of stability, the rebalancing triggered by the price collapse has yet to run its course, and it might be overly optimistic to expect it to proceed smoothly.


If that happens, the incoming government will have a Herculean task to run the country effectively. Many states will not be able to pay their bills, same with the Federal Government. As it is now, money that would have been judiciously used is being frittered away in foreign currency in the name of election. Right now, politicians have invaded the foreign exchange market to buy up the available dollar to pay the electorate for votes.


Indications are that the pressure on the naira now is as a result of political activities in the country. Post-election, the naira may see some level of stability at N197 to the dollar. The usual use of dollar in political campaign has led to further depletion of the nation’s foreign reserves as money is carried around in sacks to people whom the politicians believe have some influence over a certain section of the populace and their presidential voting choice.

As a result of the mopping up of the dollar from the system for non-productive use, a less than 3 per cent differential between the bank naira-dollar rate and the black market rate after the November 2014 devaluation is now about 13 per cent in less than five months. This is not in the best interest of the economy and after the election, if prices of crude continue its southward journey, things will become worse as fewer dollars will be available at the foreign exchange market.


This will give rise to hyper inflation which is already rising and will continue to rise. The National Bureau of Statistics (NBS) last week released the Consumer Price Index (CPI) report for February 2015 saying that prices of goods and services rose slightly by 20 basis points, which is about 0.2 per cent. It said that rise in prices headline inflation — measured Year-on-Year (Y-o-Y) was estimated at 8.4 per cent, 20bps higher than 8.2per cent reported in January 2015.


This is largely in line with analysts’ expectations, as they anticipated the inflationary pressure to intensify in February due to the weakness of the domestic currency over the past six months. This had a knock-on impact on prices of both imported food and non-food items. This was attributable to the faster movement in the prices of imported food items, as reflected in the faster pace of growth in the Imported Food Index in February to 8.8 per cent – a 12-month high.

After the election, whichever party comes into power, Nigerians should expect a rough time going forward. There is no doubt that with dwindling oil prices, Jonathan or Buhari will have no option than to remove fuel subsidy completely. It will not be a matter of choice, it will be a matter of survival for the government to continue to meet its internal financial obligations.


The first shot at raising revenue will be subsidy removal. Nigerians should not be deceived. This will certainly come into play early in the life of the new administration. None of the political parties has made it an electoral issue and Nigerians have not asked either Jonathan or Buhari what they intend to do with subsidy on petrol. Subsidy on petrol will likely be fully removed after the election.

The Nigerian banking sector will feel the heat as they are likely to lay off employees after the election is successfully concluded. Many companies may not be able to service their facilities and non-performing loans may mount. Banks may be tempted to stop giving out loans due to high cost of funds.

In a bid to tighten monetary policy after the election, the CBN may demand to sterilise public funds in the banking system or demand that all public sector funds be placed directly with it. The private sector deposit in banks may see some increase in the amount the CBN will withdraw from banks. The banks will be under extreme pressure to perform post-election 2015. The Federal Government under pressure to raise money may after the election allow the naira to further depreciate to raise more money for government as crude oil prices probably falls below $53 which is the 2015 budget benchmark.


More manufacturing companies will close or reduce operations due to stifling business environment wreaking havoc on their businesses: higher power prices, naira devaluation, less power from the national grid which means more expenses incurred to run generators and insecurity.

Like one analyst said: “When a party not in power is trying to win power, you can only rely on their promises and the character of the presidential candidate of that party to determine how well you should trust their word. For the party already in power, you need to assess what they have done over their first four years in office against what they said they would do.


It is a choice between what a party says they will do and your perception of the character of their presidential candidate and what the other party has visibly done in the four years they held power and not what they intend to do in the second term when they can no longer be held accountable for their dos and don’ts.



Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/06/tough-times-ahead-post-2015-elections/

LabiaMajoraDest:
Your gf must be cheap and mannerless

Then you must be suffering from mental illness.

I said there are 3 at the counter. Until we investigate, we can't conclude on who did what or didn't do.

I will be stupid to believe you smoked marijuana, without investigation, and went on to believe you actually did

vivalavida:
Clap for this brother

His babe is @ injoo. A manager there.

Abi that is what he said

Yes.

I'm very popular there

Hi op
Contact me

I have a strong affiliation with Innjoo office in Ikeja and of the ladies there is my girl friend.

I know all 3 ladies at the counter.

We shall resolve this matter for you

samflex:
Mine didn't work since yesterday until I tried with a vpn today....that's my observation so far.

Used on my smart tablet and it's still working without VPN here is.

What kind of virtual Private network are you guys talking about?