₦airaland Forum

There was a 40 yr old lady who couldn't have a kid since she was married at age 24.She tried everything she could but the doctors toldher that she was barren.
Her husband left her after 16 years of trying.
She became so stressed up and spent most ofher free time in meditation classes,religio ­­ us circles and around pets and children homes.Atage 43,she found a local 50 yr old man whom she fell in love with as the main was well known to having lost all her family in a tragic road accident 10 years ago and was always lonely and single.
Fortunately against all odds the woman became pregnant and she became the happiest lady in the world.She inspired alot ofwomen all aver the village and her ex husband bought them a beach house for appreciation.
They got a cute baby girl and named her Patience.
The baby was the world to her and she even gave her a nice dog at age 3 who the small girl loved soo much.
One day the mother went to the grocery shop and left the baby girl with the dog in the sitting room.
On returning from the shop,she found the Dogwith blood all over his face and pieces of the Patience's clothes on its claws.
The woman couldn't bear it..she immediately took a hoe that was loosely and started beating the dog mercilessly until the Dog died.
She then stopped crying and followed the blood stains on the floor to the bedroom.. where she found the baby girl Patience smiling naked on the chair and a dead python snake on the floor.
The Dog had killed the snake and thus rescued the baby from the snake.
Moral of the story:DON'T ALWAYS BE FAST TO JUDGE A BOOK BY THE LOOK OF ITS COVER NO WONDER THE SITUATION.
God tests us in different ways and we should not fall short of His mercy and forgiveness.
If this story touched your heart say "Amen"

realsammie: GUY TAKE HEART

don't trust 9ja girls ooh......

Letter to boyfriend
A guy sends his girlfriend who lives in another town a
letter which reads:
” I am sorry, but I’m in love with a young, cute, beautiful, sexy,
adorable, intelligent and awesome lady,so I want us to end our relationship. Since I no longer love u , send back my photo”.
The girl sends him a reply in a return stamped envelope containing 50 photosof different guys. Her reply reads:.
“I don’t remember your face. So please select your photo and
send back the remaining ones, thanks”

Stare at the grey dot in the centre of this image. Now move your head backward and forwards. As you do this, the circles will start spinning.

This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL!

salam001: Lol,I will tell her that it is spelt 'Funny' and not Funnu

ur mugu level has gotten to hundred

ikananwa: I will just beg her for us to seperate at once....

lwkmh

What will u do if u are in a dream and ur girlfriend or boyfriend is chasing u with three big dogs, when u woke up u saw her or him lyin down beside u and he or she said .....so for ur mind u sabi. Run abi?.............

Have a nice day pals.... (please drop ur answers)

smartpero: hmmm... Applyin 4 wat bin gbagbo don reject na hell b dat ooo. Ani way 1 9t is ok 4 me wit her.

if booque hears this then u are finished

I wish I could Bleep them all

tjskii: Its not bout buyin cheap apparels,quality clothing is usually copied and mass produced,bought a certain top for bout 4k,saw d exact same top for 1500 somewher else,by d time I looked closer I realized d material was inferior to d one I had,but ow many peopll wil undstnd that wen they see u and pepper seller wearin d same tin

the more u have, the more u spend.....

That is what I cal a̶̲̥̅̊ special entity

Usama binYamiri: What happens after Nigeria becomes an Islamic State?
If it will stop all the thieving and turn Nigeria into Dubai or Indonesia- I say go right ahead BOKO HARAM.

Western ways are making Nigerians discard our moral compass!

are u a̶̲̥̅̊ mindless fool!!! Corruption can never stop and by the way we don't need any stupid sharian/stupid muslim law!

smartpero: do transfer of ownaship 2 me, let me met ha in bed, nd ha lyf wil b transform.

trust bin gbagbo naa (u can apply)

yungkiz: Give her poison 2 drink

I must give her otapiapia

PretiEbony: Another Jobless Man

@ preetyebony how come a̶̲̥̅̊ jobless woman like u clicked it?

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Pls piration is not allowed

Most nairalanders deserves this

At least I smiled. Millions cannot buy a true smile

Good day pals. My name is bin gbagbo. My ex girlfriend "booqee" is making my life very miserable. Pleas advice me on what I should do to her or else I will exchange her with a cube of maggi. Please I realy need an advice

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I will give my life to jesus christ and forgive all my enemies and aswell ask for forgiveness from them.

Purist: You know they have been crying and unable to sleep because they claimed so on Nairaland?

Also, there's something called 'context'. You should read up on it.

I was so down and helpless and almost turned psyco when I watched that video I hardly slept and I was boiling with anger..

what if adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit and the fruit only made them know only the difrence btw good and bad but never made them realize that they were Unclad, What would today look like?, Pls keep the fun going by sharing urs too.....

(The funniest thought av ever had) pls share urs too

Atleast I suceeded in fooling u all lwmmdwd

Stephen keshie and samson siasia who was the best coach nigeria ever had?