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Nairaland / General / Reasons Whe We Should Not Judge Somone By Their Looks.... by davroca16(m): 4:49pm On Nov 30, 2012
There was a 40 yr old lady who couldn't have a kid since she was married at age 24.She tried everything she could but the doctors toldher that she was barren.
Her husband left her after 16 years of trying.
She became so stressed up and spent most ofher free time in meditation classes,religio ­­ us circles and around pets and children homes.Atage 43,she found a local 50 yr old man whom she fell in love with as the main was well known to having lost all her family in a tragic road accident 10 years ago and was always lonely and single.
Fortunately against all odds the woman became pregnant and she became the happiest lady in the world.She inspired alot ofwomen all aver the village and her ex husband bought them a beach house for appreciation.
They got a cute baby girl and named her Patience.
The baby was the world to her and she even gave her a nice dog at age 3 who the small girl loved soo much.
One day the mother went to the grocery shop and left the baby girl with the dog in the sitting room.
On returning from the shop,she found the Dogwith blood all over his face and pieces of the Patience's clothes on its claws.
The woman couldn't bear it..she immediately took a hoe that was loosely and started beating the dog mercilessly until the Dog died.
She then stopped crying and followed the blood stains on the floor to the bedroom.. where she found the baby girl Patience smiling naked on the chair and a dead python snake on the floor.
The Dog had killed the snake and thus rescued the baby from the snake.
Moral of the story:DON'T ALWAYS BE FAST TO JUDGE A BOOK BY THE LOOK OF ITS COVER NO WONDER THE SITUATION.
God tests us in different ways and we should not fall short of His mercy and forgiveness.
If this story touched your heart say "Amen"
Jokes Etc / Re: Letter To A Boyfriend by davroca16(m): 7:10am On Nov 23, 2012
realsammie:

GUY TAKE HEART
cheesy don't trust 9ja girls ooh......
Jokes Etc / Letter To A Boyfriend by davroca16(m): 1:27pm On Nov 21, 2012
Letter to boyfriend
A guy sends his girlfriend who lives in another town a
letter which reads:
” I am sorry, but I’m in love with a young, cute, beautiful, sexy,
adorable, intelligent and awesome lady,so I want us to end our relationship. Since I no longer love u , send back my photo”.
The girl sends him a reply in a return stamped envelope containing 50 photosof different guys. Her reply reads:.
“I don’t remember your face. So please select your photo and
send back the remaining ones, thanks”
Jokes Etc / Re: (illussions) Read This Completely And Tell Me What U Just Wasted From Ur Life by davroca16(m): 12:54pm On Nov 16, 2012
Stare at the grey dot in the centre of this image. Now move your head backward and forwards. As you do this, the circles will start spinning.

Jokes Etc / (illussions) Read This Completely And Tell Me What U Just Wasted From Ur Life by davroca16(m): 12:50pm On Nov 16, 2012
This is this cat
This is is cat
This is how cat
This is to cat
This is keep cat
This is a cat
This is dumbass cat
This is busy cat
This is for cat
This is forty cat
This is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word
in each line from the top.
Betcha you can't resist passing it on. LOL!
Jokes Etc / Re: One Of The Funnu Things I Thought Of. Pls Share Urs by davroca16(m): 6:11pm On Nov 07, 2012
salam001: Lol,I will tell her that it is spelt 'Funny' and not Funnu
ur mugu level has gotten to hundred
Jokes Etc / Re: One Of The Funnu Things I Thought Of. Pls Share Urs by davroca16(m): 9:20am On Nov 07, 2012
ikananwa: I will just beg her for us to seperate at once....
lwkmh
Jokes Etc / One Of The Funnu Things I Thought Of. Pls Share Urs by davroca16(m): 8:18am On Nov 07, 2012
What will u do if u are in a dream and ur girlfriend or boyfriend is chasing u with three big dogs, when u woke up u saw her or him lyin down beside u and he or she said .....so for ur mind u sabi. Run abi?.............

Have a nice day pals.... (please drop ur answers)
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by davroca16(m): 9:04pm On Nov 05, 2012
smartpero: hmmm... Applyin 4 wat bin gbagbo don reject na hell b dat ooo. Ani way 1 9t is ok 4 me wit her. kiss kiss
if booque hears this then u are finished
Celebrities / Re: Who's The Prettiest African Actress? by davroca16(m): 2:52pm On Nov 05, 2012
I wish I could Bleep them all
Fashion / Re: When A Low Class Person Wears The Same Shirt With You by davroca16(m): 2:37pm On Nov 05, 2012
tjskii:

Its not bout buyin cheap apparels,quality clothing is usually copied and mass produced,bought a certain top for bout 4k,saw d exact same top for 1500 somewher else,by d time I looked closer I realized d material was inferior to d one I had,but ow many peopll wil undstnd that wen they see u and pepper seller wearin d same tin undecided
the more u have, the more u spend.....
Nairaland / General / Re: Four-year-old Boy With 13 Fingers And 12 Toes by davroca16(m): 7:43pm On Nov 04, 2012
That is what I cal a̶̲̥̅̊ special entity
Islam for Muslims / Re: Boko-Haram Starts Operation-Wear-Himar (Hijab) Campaign by davroca16(m): 7:33pm On Nov 04, 2012
Usama binYamiri: What happens after Nigeria becomes an Islamic State?
If it will stop all the thieving and turn Nigeria into Dubai or Indonesia- I say go right ahead BOKO HARAM.

Western ways are making Nigerians discard our moral compass!
are u a̶̲̥̅̊ mindless fool!!! Corruption can never stop and by the way we don't need any stupid sharian/stupid muslim law!
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by davroca16(m): 6:50pm On Nov 04, 2012
smartpero: do transfer of ownaship 2 me, let me met ha in bed, nd ha lyf wil b transform. grin grin grin
trust bin gbagbo naa (u can apply) cool
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by davroca16(m): 6:47pm On Nov 04, 2012
yungkiz: Give her poison 2 drink
I must give her otapiapia angry
Jokes Etc / Re: Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by davroca16(m): 5:41am On Nov 04, 2012
PretiEbony: Another Jobless Man angry angry angry
@ preetyebony how come a̶̲̥̅̊ jobless woman like u clicked it?
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by davroca16(m): 9:44pm On Nov 03, 2012
B

Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by davroca16(m): 9:41pm On Nov 03, 2012
A

Jokes Etc / Re: Funny Pictures by davroca16(m): 9:39pm On Nov 03, 2012
I

Jokes Etc / Funny Pictures by davroca16(m): 9:30pm On Nov 03, 2012
Pls piration is not allowed

Jokes Etc / One Of The Things Nairalanders Deserve by davroca16(m): 8:02pm On Nov 03, 2012
Most nairalanders deserves this

Jokes Etc / Re: Facebook Conversation Between A Teenager And A Stranger by davroca16(m): 7:46pm On Nov 03, 2012
At least I smiled. Millions cannot buy a true smile
Jokes Etc / Don't Even Think Of Clicking If U Don't Have Somthing Reasonable To Say. by davroca16(m): 7:42pm On Nov 03, 2012
Good day pals. My name is bin gbagbo. My ex girlfriend "booqee" is making my life very miserable. Pleas advice me on what I should do to her or else I will exchange her with a cube of maggi. Please I realy need an advice
Jokes Etc / Naija Latest Products by davroca16(m): 7:01pm On Oct 24, 2012
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Nairaland / General / Re: Things You Would Do If You Had Only Twenty-Four Hours Left To Live by davroca16(m): 3:06pm On Oct 18, 2012
I will give my life to jesus christ and forgive all my enemies and aswell ask for forgiveness from them.
Crime / Re: Five Things I Learnt From The Aluu Debacle by davroca16(m): 3:42pm On Oct 17, 2012
Purist:

You know they have been crying and unable to sleep because they claimed so on Nairaland?

Also, there's something called 'context'. You should read up on it.
I was so down and helpless and almost turned psyco when I watched that video I hardly slept and I was boiling with anger..

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Jokes Etc / Funny Things Av Ever Thought Off. Pls Share Urs Too... by davroca16(m): 3:07pm On Oct 15, 2012
what if adam and eve ate the forbidden fruit and the fruit only made them know only the difrence btw good and bad but never made them realize that they were Unclad, What would today look like?, Pls keep the fun going by sharing urs too.....
Jokes Etc / (the Funniest Thought Av Ever Had) Pls Share Urs Too by davroca16(m): 3:01pm On Oct 15, 2012
(The funniest thought av ever had) pls share urs too
Jokes Etc / Re: Please Don't Open (Bleep) by davroca16(m): 9:49pm On Oct 12, 2012
Atleast I suceeded in fooling u all lwmmdwd cheesy
Jokes Etc / Try To Reply Ur Vote Is Needed by davroca16(m): 8:03pm On Oct 12, 2012
Stephen keshie and samson siasia who was the best coach nigeria ever had?

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