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Am speechless...........I love dogs sooooooo much. (Whata lovely dog)

OracleHex: Nonsense thread, i wonder why youth of these days cant think positively

you no see as ur name dey like you. I posted This thread just to bring back the memories of our past celebrities back to our mind. (I believe wherever they are today, they would want their names to live forever young in our minds).

Apart from the fact that ur not going to be the first, second, or third wife, the holy bible is not in support of that....

Sexkillz why did you hide my topic!!

xynerise: You think being a man is easy right?

most women struggle and earn money just like other men do, but no man can do what women has gone through. E.g (the pregnancy stuff and the period thing!!)

-Rape
-Abuse
-Abortion
-Pregnancy
-Harassment
-Breast Cancer
-Period
-Being walked on
-Being cheated on
WOMEN GO THROUGH A LOT, RESPECT THEM.

kels on point: Brother the last garri in the house poured on the floor

lwkmo

Which SMS would you never want to receive::
1) I'm pregnant
2) Its over
3) Hey I know we are best friends, do you mind
if I date your ex
4) Sorry , I had an accident with your car
5) Just saw your lover with another person
kissing. Will send fotos now
6) Remember when I said I want to tell you
something and you said it didn't matter and we
had unprotected sex? I'm hiv positive
7) Leave my wife/hu
sband alone you idiot
Your medical results are out. I know its a
sunday tomorrow but you have to come through
to the hospital. Better yet, can you come
tonight?
9) I'm coming there now to take my money.


I pray number six will never come my way!.....share urs tOo.

A time to rate your "sexual partner"
Real boys have SWAG
Real men have STYLE
Real gentlemen have CLASS
If your choice is not here, please specify.....

If you are a Lady...
Where does your man fall??
If you are a man...
Where do you think you fall??

As for me, am a real man, that means av got style.

Dear fellow nairalanders, I learnt this section is for jokes and E.T.C, this thread is not a joke but an E.T.C. And I expect it to be fun. Antagonist take NOTE!!!!


If God Says this Minute, "MY CHILD, MAKE. Three WISH."
What would be your Request?
1. To get married
2. Job
3. Pass my exams
4. Find a true lover
5. Forgiveness from God
6. Long lasting life
7. Wisdom
8. A car
9. To build a house
10. To heal you
11. Protect your lover, friends and family
12. Endless happiness for yÓu and ur loved ones.
13. Destroy nairaland
14. Make nairaland very popular arround the globe.
15. Others specify___________


Mine is number 7, 12, and 5. Share ure too.

Imagine that you were given the powers to bring only two musician/celebrity to life,who would you go for?

As for me, am bringing back 2pac and micheal jackson. Share urs too



FRONT PAGE!!!!! This year has been sooo wonderful for me, av made nairaland front page twice just in one month thank GOD!!! (Dancing alingo)!!

Finally!!!!!!!! My topic has made nairaland front page!!!! Am soooo happy. It took me days and sleepless nights to figure out the best topic to take me to front page!! And finally here I am in the nairaland front page!!! Thank GOD, and thanks to you all for your comments!!

Would you allow your parents to choose for you a husband/wife?
1. Yes
2. No
3. May be
4. It depends................explain.

Mine is a capital NO!

Which addiction is the worst?
a. Sex addiction
B. Self service
C. Alcohol addiction
D. Smoking
E. Facebooking
F. Nairalanding
G. 2go
Other specify..........

Mine is nairalanding. I can't stay a day without checking nairaland. And I need to stop it.!!

Choose one only.Which one do you think is the greatest book ever written.
�. The HOLY BIBLE
�. The Quran
�. Novels
�. Porn magazines
�. Facebook
�. Others[specify]


Mine is the HOLY BIBLE

captainbraide: THIS VERY NEWS WAS POSTED DECEMBER 2012 AND WAS LATER CONFIRMED TO BE A LIE.PLEASE CONFIRM WELL BEFORE POSTING ANY INFORMATION

who told you he was dead!! He is alive!! Or are you saying that he being alive is a romour?

Bad belle people nearly made me think he was. Dead!!

I w☺n't be sooo happy if she is a virgin because of the blood issue while having s3x with her and the inexperienced s3x life she may have. But the truth is that I really adore Pretty and matured girls that are still virgins, but I don't go any close to them to avoid any punishment from GOD. (Except I want to get married to them)

ATMC: na lie, you think i don't know...you dey pray for virgin joor
@topic, i want a guy dt's a virgin, where can i find him

try the case of weed/marijuana and your going to see a perfect one in nigeria.

achina boy: marry a virgin,i wonder how she gona satisfy you intimatly

virgin dey sweet ooh....!!!! (But the truth is that there are no virgins in nigeria except from children @ the age of 8 and below.)

A friend of mine declared recently that he didn’t care if his future wife was a virgin or not..
Would you consider your future partner must be a virgin??
�. yes
�. no
�. maybe
�. Others[specify]

Do you sometimes feel like a girl is attracted to you, be it a friend or someone you see now and then? Learn how to find out if a girl likes you here. By Cheryl James
It’s not always easy to know if a girl likes you.
Just when you assume a girl is interested in you, you may find out that she’s only being friendly or nice.
But by putting a few obvious signs together, you’ll see that it’s not so hard to decipher a girl’s feelings towards you.
How to find out if a girl likes you
If you’ve ever felt like a girl likes you, just use these tips to bring things out in the open.
And once you do know the answer, you can ask her out if you choose to or just enjoy the attention!

#1 You catch her staring at you often. Does she steal glances at you now and then? And every time you look at her, does she blush and look away?
If a girl can’t stop staring at you, especially when you’re busy or occupied with somethingelse, it’s a good sign to show that she has something romantic in mind when it comes to your thoughts.
#2 You bump into her often. And somehow, she doesn’t seem surprised to see you.
If you don’t know this girl or haven’t been introduced to her, and you still see her out of the blue in places where you like hanging out, she may want to catch your eye.
#3 Her friends seem excited. She seems nervous. One of the easiest ways to find out if a girl likes you is by watching her behavior when she’s with her friends. Do you see her friends nudging her while she blushes and discreetly looks at you now and then? Well, ifher friends stare hard at you and laugh, and ifshe coyly catches your eye, there’s definitelya crush in the air. [Read: Do girls like shy guys who don't make a bold move? ]
#4 She thinks you’re a great guy. When you have a conversation with this girl, does she constantly remind you about how sweet a guy you are? Being labeled a sweet guy isn’t always a compliment. But if she ever does say any girl would be lucky to have you,then that surely is a compliment!
#5 She looks for excuses to touch you. Some girls are just touchy feely all the time. But almost all the girls aren’t. Does a girl look for excuses to touch you or hold your hand? If you notice this behavior of hers only around you and not any other guy, she probably does have feelings for you.
#6 She compliments you a lot. Does this girl treat you preferentially? Does she favor you or take your side all the time? There’s a good chance that a girl likes you if she favorsyou and compliments you for the smallest of reasons, all the time.
#7 She talks about your exes and girlfriend. When a girl likes a guy, she’d want to know everything about his relationship status and his past relationships.It’s an easy way to get to know more about the kind of girls you like and are attracted to, and also the relationship issues that matter to you.
#8 She talks about your plans. If a girl likes you, she’d want to be a part of your life beyond work or college hours. Friends do casually ask each other what they’re up to over the weekend, but if a girl wants to date you, she’d try to look for similar activities often, so she can join you.
#9 She gives you all her attention. We’re all busy in our own lives. But if a girl likes you a lot, she’ll push everything else aside soshe can spend more time with you. Does she spend time talking to you for a long while even if she’s busy, be it in hallways or over phone? [Read: 20 signs of attraction in the first conversation ]
#10 She asks you out. If a girl likes you but is too shy to ask you out on a date , she may try to look for subtler ways to date you or ask you out. Does she ask you about your weekend plans or if you’d be interested in a show or a game for which she has tickets? If she always picks you as the first option to ask out, there’s definitely more than just friendship on her mind.
#11 She flaunts her single status. Does this friend of yours make it very clear to you that she’s single and ready to date someone?If she constantly reminds you that she’s looking for a good guy to date, or asks you togo clubbing with her because she’s got no date, she may indeed like you.
#12 She gets jealous when you ignore her. Does this girl get annoyed when you talka lot to some other girl? Does she pass a snide remark or pull your leg saying you’re attracted to the other girl just because you had a friendly conversation with that girl? She may be jealous on the inside. [
And when you ignore this girl completely and have a touchy flirty conversation with another attractive girl, does she avoid you completely or get rude all of a sudden? Sometimes, romantic jealousy is the best sign of romance.
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Now individually, these signs on how to tell if a girl likes you may not give you the answer. But watch out for these 12 signs and see if she triggers more than a few of them when she’s with you. If she does, there’s a good chance that she likes you!

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The kiss can be a mysterious thing; one in need of interpretation, at times. This is especially true when you first start dating someone. There are many different types of kisses, and trying to determine what the other person is attempting to communicate, through the type of kiss they share with you, can be confusing at times.
Perhaps these tips will help.
1. Peck on the cheek – This is the polite kiss. It can mean several different things, depending on the person and how long two people have been dating. On a first date, it may be a means of testing the waters without seeming too aggressive. If you are wanting a kiss on the lips, you may need toinitiate it.
2. Quick kiss – A quick kiss on the lips, during a new dating relationship, usually means ‘I like you’ or ‘I had fun’. This is especially true of someone who is less verbal about their feelings.
3. Open-eyed kiss – If you realize that the other person is not closing their eyes when you kiss them, this means that they are a spectator rather than a participant. Don’t bother.
4. Closed-eyes kiss – This is a receptive kiss. When you close your eyes, your senseof touch is heightened so that you can experience the pleasure of the kiss more fully.
5. Uninvolved kiss – Does it seem like the other person is less involved in the kissing than you are? This may be a sign that they are preoccupied with other things. This kiss isn’t going anywhere.
6. Full-mouth kiss – Their eyes are closed and the kiss is lingering. This would indicate they are enjoying the physical interaction. Keep it up!
7. French kiss – This is the open mouth kiss where your tongues become fully involved. This is a definite sign that the person is feeling passionate and uninhibited in their physical relationship with you.
8. Traveling kiss – This is when the kiss begins traveling away from the mouth to other parts of the face and neck and beyond. These kisses are intended to arouse you and lead to much more than kissing. If you weren’t planning to have sexwith your date, you shouldn’t let this continue.
9. Hesitant kiss – A hesitant kiss may mean that the person is simply shy about physical interaction or it may be they are uncertain of your response. Either way, your response to this kiss will be the determining factor to whether or not the kiss is continued or repeated.
10. Crushing kiss – If they seem to crush their face against yours in a way that is more painful than pleasant. This means they have no idea what they’re doing. Do your best to be kind, but let them know that they could decrease the intensity a bit.
Hopefully these definitions will help you out during the next date, when you’re trying to decipher the meaning of that kiss you just got.


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@op u are taking tins too far for urself and it may hurt yÒu very badly. Who knows if he is tryin to disguise himself as a woman on facebook so as to acheive something. As for me, I have a female account on facebook, and a female account on 2go. I use these female account to punk my male friends. I aswell use it tO know which of my female friends are lesbians. What ur realy thinking, may not be what's he is doing

Redmosquito: OP! Do u speak english? As in "A B C"?
I didnt want to post because of ur vague description and terrible orientation of english
But If na me! U slap my wife for no right reason, even if na right reason sef!
***Evil laff***
***Goes home to wipe dust from JUJU***

hahahhahahah

Ampeaceful: In one small town a man opened a barbin salon,beside d shop is a bus-stop..people waitin 4 a bus go behind d shop 2 ease themselves..this thereby generates a very bad odour which d barber culd not bear any longer..since he's not always in his shop 2 knw when people go there 2 urinate he decided 2 buy a signboard...he wrote''PLEASE DO NOT URINATE HERE''...Stil they ignored this....he used so many styles 2 write tryin 2 stop them 4rm urinatin there all these in vain. He thought 4 a while dust those ones...n wrote '''PLEASE UR URINE IS NEEDED URGENTLY HERE BY A NATIVE DOCTOR''' and he used red piece of cloth n tie it round..if they go there n see dat they flee immediately..n nobody goes there again 2 urinate.....LOL!!!

lwkm nice one pal!!

as for me, I was a regular customer for jamb and aptitude for four years. I failed jamb once but nigerian aptitude test dealt with me for three years before I had an intervention from GOD and was saved.


One of my close friend told me he wrote jamb several times until jamb sent him a text message saying that: he should not come back for registration again. So if I may ask how was your experience with jamb and aptitude test in Nigeria?

Mine was 8 years ago when I was a waec candidate, I met her in an exam hall and she was my seat mate. The paper we were writing that day was biology, she had difficulties in decoding most of the questions. 20 mins before the ending of the paper, I was done with my answers and was waiting for the supervisors to end the exam. I knew her answer sheet was empty. And she was the preety and classic type. I guess she was feeling shy/ashamed to ask for help, and I did not want to look like a desperate helper in her eyes so I flipped my answer sheet just to make her know I was true with mine, but her pride would not let her ask for help. So I asked her if she needed my help, she replied with a smile on her face saying yes; she said she did not know how to tell me I smiled aswell. Without much hesitation, I gave her three of my answers in essay. she copied it like a machine. She sucessfully answered four question. after the exam, we left the exam hall together. We had a little discussion, and with my helpful nokia torch, I took her phone number. Ever since then we became sooo close untill. We had admission in different schools and parted for good.........................THAT'S HOW I FOUND MY FIRST LOVE.

HmMmmmm

The bad part of 2012 was = I went for abdominal surgery, imidiately after the surgery, I had chicken pox all over my body the next day. (Can you imagine the pain I was going through coupled with the annoying attributes of chicken pox on my body at the same time.) In the same month, one of my teeth was pulled off as a result of tooth ache.

My blessings in 2012 was = In as much as I had pains last year, my blessings were more than my pains. First of all, I thank God making me and my family see this year 2013. I had more than enough success last year, I made new friends, I learnt new usefull things, I stoped self service, e.t.c. As a result of all these, I realy thank GOD for both the good and the bad and I am expecting more blessings from GOD upon me and my loved ones in jesus name amen.