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*VACANCY VACANCY*

The Creator of the whole universe urgently needs labourers for immediate employment in His vineyard. For details, visit His website: Jer 33:3

*AVAILABLE POSITIONS* --

A- Ezekiel 22:30-- Intercessors.
B- Ezekiel 33:7-- Watchmen
C- Matthew 28:19-- Preachers
D- John 4:23b-- True Worshippers
E- Galatians 6:2-- Burden bearers
Etc

*QUALIFICATIONS* :

A-John 3:7-- You must be born again ( BA)
B- John 17:19-- Sanctification ( SA)
C- Matthew 3:11-- Holy Ghost baptism (HGB)
Note: A is compulsory while B and C are added advantage.

*REMUNERATIONS* :

A- Isaiah 1:19-- You shall eat the good of the land
B- Matthew 25:34-- You shall inherit the kingdom
C- Psalms 37:25-- You shall never be forsaken nor your children beg bread

*CLOSING DATE* :

John 9:4-- I must work the work of him that sent me while it is day; night comes when no man can work.

*REMARKS* :

* If you have the qualification(s), ensure you are not at ease in Zion to avoid WOE!!!!! Amos 6:1
** If you don't have the qualifications, rush while the offer lasts to avoid DAMNATION!!!!!!! Revelation 21:8

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Am I right

*HEADMASTER:* how much is passport photograph for children?
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* the price for the passport is N100 per child
*HEADMASTER:* No, the pupils are 500 in number, so we are paying N50
*PHOTOGRAPHER:* ok no problem sir, you can pay N50 each since they are many
*HEADMASTER:* class teacher go & inform the pupils that they should bring N150 each tomorrow for the passports.
*CLASS-TEACHER:* ok sir, i will inform them right away
*CLASS-TEACHER:* Good day pupils, you are all to come with N200 tomorrow for passports.
*PUPIL:* Mummy we were asked to bring N300 for passport at school
*MUMMY*: Father, your son was asked to come to sch with N500 passport fee tomorrow.
*FATHER:* OOH My God. BUHARI make things costly day by day, including education. We have said it, this man is wicked.
```Moral lesson: 'LET THE CHANGE BEGIN WITH YOU AND I'. Honesty and sincerity are all that we need to make this country a better place!.```
_*Thanks for being a Nigerian

1. Matthew. Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark. Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke. Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John. Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter. He was crucified upside down on an x shaped cross. According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James. The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.

This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry.

As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial.

Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew. Also known as Nathaniel. He Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew. He Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony.

His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words, "I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it". He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas. He Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Subcontinent.

11. Jude. He Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias. The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot. He was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul. He Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor to compare to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith.
And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

Pass on to encourage other Christians. Why Do we feel sleepy in Prayer, but stay awake through a 3 hour movie?
Why are we so bored when we look at the HOLY BOOK. But find it easy to read other books?

Why is it so easy to ignore a message about God,
Yet we forward the nasty ones?

Why are Prayers getting smaller, but bars and clubs are expanding.

Why is it so easy to worship a celebrity, but very difficult to engage with God?

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The end is near

Tah,check it well someone must have helped him to type

Raydos:
Imagine being in the same country with someone who thinks like this Stupid Aboki below

Welcome to Nigeria your Country

I am sure self that that aboki did not finish school

tutin:
Those pictures are fake and photo-shopped according to yenefer and other boko haram affiliates.

The north is the most peaceful region in the world.

The north is more peaceful than new zealand, Iceland, switzerland, Portugal, austria, lon...

And u sure say this guy get sense

Kloenboi:
fellow nigerian student! The change is gradual

yeah

This man is useless,what he can only do is to condemn even to his people,but if it were to be a Christian,he would react

Well...

Nice one..

Chai,very touching :-

Will Nigeria move forward[color=#990000][/color] when lecturer self has forgotten the topic he taught them

Is it used or new

Haha

Chai

Old and fake news

This guy is not okay

Confused people

Semimi:
Hey
I once used that
Jeez,it may take you a while to understand it.
But,
You can download their manual from their website.
Mind you,it's an app that requires keen dedication.
I know guys that used it to clear off their USMLE Steps...
A little advice,if you will be using it for Lecture/Schoolwork,use Clozes and not Basic cards... Trust me,it's going to save you a whole lot of pain and stress.
And are you a University student or in Secondary school?

Actually, it's is advisable to use your normal way of reading,it can fustrate oo