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Is she a redhead
Or a
Brunette?

Naija I hail o....

dayleke:
How much ma?

And do u deliver?

How much ma?

Maybe he should have postponed the wedding ...

But the thing is when it's time, it's time.

#Finaldestinations

How many watts(kilo or mega) enter im brain?
Why e no go lose memory kwa?

Lol...

This one funny die....

So wetin dem go tell their constituents)

"Mi o ma ki n se oba mo o"

The guy that sat on the extinguisher is a suspect joor.
Maybe his fart mixed with the gas to cause a dangerous combination of gases.

I hope and pray they are okay.

Lexusgs430:
You should have used a condom or abstained..... Congratulations, you would soon be a DADDY......

Bros...
You too see am?

jamie1994:
Please help a brother going through a trauma.
There is this lady that has really being on me for long. Eventually, we made out in December. Now she's about 5 weeks pregnant. I am not ready to father a child at this time. I m so confused and depressed. Please what can I do?? She insists on having the child but I m not ready for marriage or anything pertaining to that. Please help!

Seems that was your Xmas present....
But jokes apart,
OP,were you a virgin before this?
Seems the girl knew what she was doing tho.
You said the lady has been on you for so long...
She must have seen something special in you to give you that responsibility..

From your write up and responses, seems you don't have much experience in the dating game, or do you?
Do you have friends at all? I mean buddies ...
Are you an only child?
Did you live a sheltered life?
Are both your parents and the lady's affluent(as in well to do n forces to reckon with in the society?)


Are you a nerd?(not that it is a bad thing o).

jamie1994:
She really did this intentionally..

Can you pls shed more light on this statement , pls?

Seems you guys have a history that is deeper than what you sharing..

And the last but not the least,
How are you sure it's yours?

#justaskingnio

Who to believe now?

Explorers:
Imagine.


His living well, rich, eat good food and lots of exercise.

If you check those people that are into entertainment, sports, youll notice they have the money and time to keep fit or take care of themselves.




But most people have lots on their mind, frustrated.



Stress, hustling in the sun, sitting in an office for 10hrs, fear of a boss&his query, months of unpaid salary, paying kids school fees, house rent, nepa bill, DSTV, fuelling the generator, queuing for fuel, loans, fear of police, highway officers &street guys will extort you, government, people from the village


Lot men.

That is enough to kill some people bro but not a Nigerian.
Na survival dem dey call am.
But that is bad though, we deserve better.

That is not a simple machine,

IT IS A BEAST!!!!

Congratulations....

Seems you are a lawyer...

Good for him

Lol....

NLers no dey carry last for comments n shading....

I don't think it's hunger that is causing all these kill n chop o...

Just because of Phone?!!!

Am I missing something here?

Everywhere in Lagos ni o.

CornFooPanda:
South Africans go dey shine teeth 4 pishure like roasted goat

Chai!!!
You dey quarrel with one before ni?

Please kindly get a second opinion.
It wouldn't hurt to do so.

"HER wife?"

OP, please amend the topic o.

oga70563:
Lol. I remember when I boarded arik air flight to Lagos. After being granted my boarding pass & undergoing all the security check.

I was stopped upon boarding the plane by one of airik air warden, because he saw a bag I was carrying that contained groundnut oil. I was delayed and even threatened that I wouldnt board the plane if I don't drop back my groundnut oil.

Long story cut short, I had to give the air traffic controller my groundnut oil to dispose for me... Lol

No liquid allowed as carry on policy

Congrats and HM to her n d hubby.

Bad news everyday......

This is too much now...
May her soul RIP.

Green222

So you are happy he broke it up ?
But you were sad that he asked for her hand in marriage before..

He try na....

But...

Ride on bro...
It's a legal means anyways....