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^^ Its insulting to goats to compare their brain capacity to GAYYners

Maurice is an English name so I cant deduce if he is Yoruba , Igbo or something else

But I suspect he is Igbo because most Yorubas dont go by their English name(If they have) Though some people give themselves English name when they have clumsy native names

Go through that link I gave you and see pictures of Nigerian weddings. If you find out the tribe he is from, Check the culture thread and learn a little bit about his culture.

BTW How old are you and How old is he?

Mamageee!!!!!

Abeg na edoyad.

Never seen someone that consistently stoo-peed.

Chickenshrimp for being able to stay married to a dafty like edoyad

Jalether for the sleek way he got into the love triangle

Congrats.

Whats your boyfriends name? Are you black or White?

For pictures of Nigerian wedding see this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-478074.0.html

Irikuri were Abebi, Pekele pekele Arugbo je gbese tani yo sanwo e

Who be dis switch? Your brain switch off? Abeg shey Edoyad dey do menstruation for your mouth? Or na your mouth dem bury Bola Ige?

Abeg go find your Blue Chelski people to face, bayern no be una mate for this life and after, Shoe get size abeg!!!

gentysho:
@ switch
no mind the thing called Dayokanu he is a waste of cyber space. he thinks what he says has got any effect, none at all Arsenal till Fellow Jesus aflando. arseanal for life. heheehheh

Can my words make you even win a trophy?

Mariory:
Imagine an entire world cup without the heavenly created bodies as in this video. I think I might cry.

Those are the real stars of the World cup.

Qatar and Mauritania have suspended economic and political ties with Israel in protest against the war in Gaza, Al Jazeera has learned

http://english.aljazeera.net/news/middleeast/2009/01/2009116151135307776.html

What happens when Israel qualifies?

Awusubilahi.

You mean there wont be these honies at the World cup, They better do it twice in Brazil instead of Qatar

ssemire:
i really do not have high expectations from guys 'cos many of them are stingy. imagine a guy telling me they do not celebrate neither do they give gifts in his house so he cannot break tradition.

What did you give him as a gift for Xmas, Maybe you can extend the hand to him and make him realise the beauty of giving rather than asking

Sagamite:
It is World Cup, not European Cup.

European like Brazil?

Do we complain winners do not pop Ogogoro?

Winner in Naija league sef dey pop Champaigne

Does Kenya complain winners do not pop cow blood?

Do winners in Kenyan league pop cow blood?

Does Arabs complain winners do not brandish swords or fire sub-machine guns in the air?

Do Arabs fire machine guns after winning a football game?


Since diverse cultures are coming there, Isnt it rational to allow all drinks of all cultures or get a promise from Qatar to suspend Shariah for that 1 month.

If Israel qualifies for the World cup what happens?

When heat fire them, dem go drink the fanta.

Even though Doctor prescribed strictly Gulder for some of us?

England came last and dont even have a case.

kabukabu50:
This is outright ridiculous?

No sex tourismNo asheNo gulderNo pork
This is the biggest fail in the history of FIFA
The only babes there will be dressed like ninjas,they will only serve camel meat and even the flies will be hiding in your clothes due to 115 degree baking heat

The bolded are the things paining me most. See as Ashi for South Africa dey enjoy last summer.

Abeg I better find something else to do in Summer 2022, Sepp Bladder don spoil this one for me

Budweiser is a major sponsor of FIFA, Would they be allowed to advertise and sell their products in Qatar?

BinghiNya:
An average gunner has the brain of a goat.

Truer words havent been spoken.

Bumboklaats.

Spot on. Appropriate desciption

tubabie:
^^^Debo can you just go to your thread,and take your cronies too pls. . . . . . .

I came here jejely to take you along with me

Ibime:
What's up tububu.

See wetin Ochuko don cause? Na Tinubu you dey see soon you get begin see yar Adua and Azikwe

Jalether, get off my nuts. I only like my poossee wet.

Like jalethers mouth? The moustache and beard sorrounding it would make it feel like the real thing 

Some fans are allergic to Fanta and must drink Beer.

How can you tell a German not to brink beer, French not to drink wine or Brazilian not to come with Samba girls

The winner of the world cup wont even be allowed to Pop Champaigne maybe they would burst sachet of Pure water

What would a world cup be without

[flash=400,400]http://www.youtube.com/watch=/v/kNYgxVDwXzQ&feature=player_embedded[/flash]

Remii:
Qatar hosted a very successful Asia games in 2007. It is not "hot" throughout the year in Middle East, infact, some days, you need winter jacket from Nov to March. FIFA may consider that period, if weather becomes an issue. They are part of the FIFA so you visit them as they too have gone to "cold" places too, that is the rule of "Turn by Turn" according to Fela.

Its a summer World cup even when it was freezing in South Africa the timing did not change.

I know how 40C in Maiduguri feels like not to talk of 50C especially when doing a Sport.

No one has answered how the bikini wearing, beer drinking and pork eating fans would be welcomed in Qatar

^^^ how did any of your responses address my concerns?

Most football fans drink beer during the world cup. How do bikini clad lad girls from brazil fit in Qatar without being stoned?

What of the 50C heat in mid summer?

And what makes you think I support England's bid?

didnt you see my first post on here?

dayokanu:
England is sooo useless,
Cant even host a freaking world cup. Since 1966

dayokanu:
The English bid came last.
They were 4th out of 4 contenders.
Buncha losers

Were you able to succesfully abort edoyads baby?

^^ I tire o.

All these love in Tokyo sef

World cup in Qatar = Epic fail

Instead of this we would be seeing this

Would fans be allowed to drink beer at the Qatar World cup?

Qatar prohibits importation of Pork, How would western fans survive?

Qatar daytime temperature is about 50C Thats hell on the field

MzGreat:
1, cos stingy people are mediocres

Can you back this up with FACTS? Cos I know what people call stingy is what is known in the business world as being prudent. And any prudent man is destined for the top vs a spendthrift who lavish money all over.

2, i should care cos that determines d future of his kids n our lives together

If the man is broke and the wife is rich it affects the live of the children according to you but if the wife is broke and the man is rich, does it affect the life of the children too? Help me understand.

3, mos def not. all i need is a guy dat has prospect and his responsible who can turn values to real money

Should men too look for that in women and reject any woman who is not rich or doesnt make as much money as they do?

4, of course yes big deservement. any guy (minus yahoo/419 boys) should try n would never regret it

I dont understand this part of your post.

I think its IRRESPONSIBLE of women to want to sit at home and have their man slave all day to bring in money.

Why cant she offer that her husband work less and she does more to bring in income. So that the children can be raised by BOTH parents?

Do they think that the men dont want to have a relationship with the children apart from dropping money?

@Topic, It is NOT right for anyone to depend on the other for financial needs in a relationship.

Since you have your own money and can use it to buy what you want, Why should you care if I guy is stingy or not?

Why should you care if a guy has money or not?

Does money determine the direction your love flows?

and i dont think any sane gurl should suffer wiv a guy anymore cos they are not worth it.

And you think any girl with this mentality deserves a guy who would spend on her?

And you still complain that girls get treated like trash by guys, When the guy knows that they are after his money, When he was broke you wouldnt date him, When he became rich y'all swooned on him

And what are the girls getting their boyfriends?

Can dudu or anyone mention 5 players from the much mentioned Arsenal academy that have been close to World class?

MzGreat:
or uv prolly been a MAGA before

I dont date I take,

Every girl would say they dont but A lot fall under this category.

How rich a guy is is one of the factors many girls use to date

Have you seen how many girls on here (On this same thread) that money is top of their list or being stingy.

Not even faithfullness or some better things as long as the money is right they dont care.

Check this

https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-560753.0.html#msg7255942

The English bid came last.

They were 4th out of 4 contenders.

Buncha losers

I never Chop Attitude

Some girls take dating as a key to their financial breakthrough in Life.

Toast dem and before the week runs out,

She needs a laptop with a webcam,
Her car tyres needs to be changed,
She needs money for her rent,
Her mom is sick and needs money,
She needs a Blackberry phone

Like say the guy na ATM

England is sooo useless,

Cant even host a freaking world cup. Since 1966