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Sports › Re: Olofinjana Donates N.5m To Okwaraji's Mother by dayokanu(m): 8:18am On Aug 15, 2009

Most people in Providence Rhodes island are already asleep. what are you doing up at this time?

Lonely night? tongue

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Mod Cristalz,please Stop Putting Up Many Sticky Threads.i Hate Premiership by dayokanu(m): 8:15am On Aug 15, 2009

Hollandis,

WHat made the French league better than the Bundesliga?

Bayern is playing Bremen today dont they deserve a thread?

Sports › Re: Olofinjana Donates N.5m To Okwaraji's Mother by dayokanu(m): 8:09am On Aug 15, 2009

wow. how very kind of him

Oyinda its about 3 in Rhodes Island so why are you awake.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by dayokanu(m): 6:56am On Aug 15, 2009

Zhirkov has to rely on the internet to keep in touch with his beautiful wife, who is still waiting on paperwork to follow her husband to England.
They will then look for a home together before deciding whether 10-month old son Dmitry will join them.
Chelsea have provided him with a number of options and Zhirkov particularly has is on on Jose Bosingwa's apartment, should the Portugal full-back follow through on a move to Bayern Munich.
'Options are put forward by the club, but I still haven't looked,' he said. 'But near the house where Ivanovic lives an apartment may become free if Bosingwa moves.
'It would be perfect; the apartment is good and I wouldn't refuse to live near Branislav.'
Bayern recently reiterated their desire to sign Bosingwa and the right-back said: 'I won’t close the door on leaving because I have to look after my own interests

Read more: http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-1206533/Chelsea-fear-lengthy-Yuri-Zhirkov-lay-Russia-star-struggles-shake-knee-injury.html?ITO=1490#ixzz0OEDeBCSf

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 6:28am On Aug 15, 2009

When you are in Awo Hall, the spirit comes over you.

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 6:08am On Aug 15, 2009

I stayed in AWO and participated in all the aro's bar none.

I made animal like sounds whenever NEPA struck, We did "E jade e je ka bu ara wa o" Come out and lets cuss ourselves.

Someone would knock on your door and tell you he thought it was a toilet given the stench that was coming outta it.

Someone would cuss you that your mouth is smelling.
TYPICAL ARO conversation
Question:"Bawo ni enu e se n run bayi, Se o je iru ni abi se soak away wa ni enu e ni" (Why is your mouth smelling like this, Did you eat iru-locust beans or is there a septic tank/canal in your mouth)

Answer: No Eku ku si mi lenu ni and Ifo mu mi leyin (No a rat died in my mouth and I have eczema on my teeth)

and they would all chorus AROO!!!!

Politics › Re: Adeboye Floats Millionaires’ Club by dayokanu(m): 2:59am On Aug 15, 2009

Erastus instead of facing his responsibilities with his bank was busy telling staff to do a fasting and prayer one day of the week and mandates them to pray in the branches.

I think he is guided by GOat Eunuch adeJALE and his Mobb hit crew at RCCG.

Join the 40-40 club

Everyone knows Eunuch adeJALE is a scammer. He should be the role model to yahooyahoo boys.

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 12:54am On Aug 15, 2009

gay for where? BTW bluespice how did you know what mojo meant. You don spoil oh

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:51am On Aug 15, 2009

Yes

Bremen Beat Inter 3-2 on aggregate

Bremen eliminated Milan on aggregates

bremen beat Udinese on agregate

Bayern beat fiorentina 4-1 aggregate.

Wolfsburg drew Milan at San Siro

Inter barely managed to qualify with 8 points the lowest of all quarter finalists. ( Thanks to Zlatan)

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:47am On Aug 15, 2009

Zlatan better than Ronaldo huh

?? even I am richer than Warren Buffet

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Notts County Fans Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:45am On Aug 15, 2009

*waka* *waka* *waka*

Je ka pade ni koro, Ma se were fun e

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Notts County Fans Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:43am On Aug 15, 2009

I am drunk with you.

Ife re lo n pa mi bi oti.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:33am On Aug 15, 2009

Chic2pimp.

Last season was the worst for serie A teams in Europe.

based on last seasons performance Serie A might rank equal with Cypriot league.

Inter serie A champs came second in a group of Olympiakos, Bremen and Anathorsis Famagusta!!!!

the farthest thet got in Europe was Udinese playing UEFA cup quarter finals

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Notts County Fans Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:29am On Aug 15, 2009

Where did you see emoticons or LMAO's?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:23am On Aug 15, 2009

How Inter managed to package Ibra for that amount is the 8th wonder of the world.

Pound for Pound Etoo is better than Ibrahimovic, Then add 45million pounds to it.

Like Man Utd offering Rooney + 30milla for Malouda!!!

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Notts County Fans Thread by dayokanu(m): 12:02am On Aug 15, 2009

Toh,

Can you dig up where he said strictly informative posts?

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 12:01am On Aug 15, 2009

I think its safe enough. Some rich people whose kids were expelled for cultism were sent to Babcock. But due to the incondusive environment Cultism does not thrive there.

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 11:59pm On Aug 14, 2009

Zlatan is not fit to lace Ribery's boots that confirmed Ibrahimoflop is a waste of space anywhere.

Etoo worth 4million?? You must be Basket mouth wannabee.

Nigel de Jong was bought for 20million with 6 months left on his contract.

Lucio was sold for 9million despite the fact that he has a year left and he is a defender. yet Etoo is 4milla.

I need that type of weed you smoke

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 11:56pm On Aug 14, 2009

The same house you rent for 5,000 Naira in Ile Ife would go for $5,000 in Manhattan

Costs of anything has a lot to do with whats happening in the sorrounding like how much other players are going for.

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:54pm On Aug 14, 2009

Babcock is a xtian school They dont even allow girls to put on earrings and they dont eat meat they are all vegetarians and your skirt must be below knee at all times. and No trousers too

The jungle justice at Ife was what made cultists to steer clear

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 11:51pm On Aug 14, 2009

Alonso was bought for 30m, Zlatan for 45m plus Etoo thats like 65million, Adebayor went for 30m
what do you expect Ribery to go for?

I dont know how good looking Zidane was to command the highes transfer fee for 8 years or even Figo.

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:43pm On Aug 14, 2009

Tpiah is not an alumni

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:41pm On Aug 14, 2009

After I left school,

i heard the school was closed down. Why There was a major fight between Awo boys and Moslems

Moslems students wanted them to stop watching Mojo blue film in Awo A culture of many years.

When I was admitted into Ife the first Friday I went to watch it.

Even the dean of Student Affairs claimed he watched Mojo in his time.

Any the rule is "No pocketing" everyone must see the size of your erect kini after watching Mojo

Another instance the DVC was locked up in Awo Hall for several days

Another time the VC was beaten black and blue by students

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:35pm On Aug 14, 2009

AWO HALL is crazy. . . . . . .Heard u guys eat BEANS every hour of the clock.
Did u ever munch "risky burger"?

I was an Awo boy for several years I ate beans like crazee, made animal like sounds whenever NEPA takes light

Eat risky burger and Kunnu grin

Hardly can you be more Awo than me

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:34pm On Aug 14, 2009

Tpiah,

For cultism to reign in a particular school, the student body and authorities have to accept either overtly or covertly

Ife students reject cultism nd flushed out cultists in phases from 1993

In 1993, A guy from the east became president and after some time he was impeached so he went to get cultist from other schools and those within the school. They came and shot at some students to cause mayhem. I think this was after Ropo Ewenla's regime

Ever since then students made a resolution that cultism should be exterminated.

Several raids were done and a lot of jungle justice was metted to suspected cultist That culminated in the 1999 attacks. Ife student rather than being cowed rose up and fought all cultists and sent them out again

Several unconventional methods were used to fight them

Gators only cultists were beaten to death and a typical cultist has killed or intended to kill people.

In Ife you can wear any colour you want you can go anywhere as long as you can talk intelligently

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:24pm On Aug 14, 2009

They hide in the bushes discussing about movies and current hits. . . .
Their activity is NIL. . . . . . .I have never experienced such freedom in another Nigerian University.
I was at New Buka flirting with chics. . . . .Something i couldn't do at UI and UNILAG when i was there without the protection of some big boys.

Their activities are limited to smoking weed and cigarrettes.

In Ife you can do anyhow, go out anytime, abuse anybody, without intimidation.

Ife is a funny school and people say we are razz. but we are very real. We watch "Mojo' every friday at Awo hall, We abuse one another,

I remember several instances when girls would lock their hostel and any guy caught there they would beat him and pull his manliness.

They tried it in Alumni Hall and locked one Awo boy in . When news got to Awo, Like 300 boys marched to Alumni hall all the girls ran away they released the boy,

Still wanting to wreck more havoc, They brought out the girls matresses and URINATED ON IT!!!!! grin

Ife na crazyyyy school.

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:17pm On Aug 14, 2009

Bowen is a missionary/xtian school.

Tpia of all public schools in Nigeria OAU has the least cult activity.

I have seen suspected cultists beaten to death before. Ask anyone they would tell you OAU is cultism free. Why do you think OAU people have sharp mouths? Cos you can abuse anyone without any repercussion.

The strongest weapon of an Ife student is the brain and the mouth No axe, cudgels, guns or whatever

"shishi" means beating in Ife parlance, We have "Ferefe shishi" minimal which might involve loss of a tooth and we have maximum "shishi" which can paralyse. "Shishi" to Infinity is what you dont want to know.

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 11:13pm On Aug 14, 2009

I was in OAU during the July 1999 attacks I was in ODLT reading till like 4 am and I started hearing gunshots I left for the room but on my way we met them in front of SUB and ran for dear life into the Amphitheatre.

Ojo buruku esu gbomimu. OAU has zero tolerance for cultists

If two guys are fighting and one threatens the other, it escalates to the level of SUG and the guy who threatens is subjected to "shishi"

You dont want to know what happens to suspected cultist in 1999. I saw what happened to suspected cultists

Cultists lie very low in Ife

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Manchester United Fan Thread by dayokanu(m): 11:03pm On Aug 14, 2009

Some stats are useful like Arsenal did not concede a goal in CL yet did not win.

Arsenal plays romantic football

The most decorated player in Arsenals squad is Mikael Silvestre

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by dayokanu(m): 10:56pm On Aug 14, 2009

Does Benitez speak italian or Aquilani Spanish?

European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Notts County Fans Thread by dayokanu(m): 9:05pm On Aug 14, 2009

Hello brash Honor your words

Culture › Re: Osun -- State Of The Living Spring! Identify Here by dayokanu(m): 8:19pm On Aug 14, 2009

Tubabie,

We have to talk ah ah. Ladugbo mi?? Ti n ti yo? (For my area ?? wey I never bellefull)

Dis kain fine girl dey here. I hereby gbesele!!!!

I was distraught that day and that was the last time I supported Nigeria I watched in Faj Cafe. I even missed my Engineering drawing assignments for the match.

Gators,
I hand you over to Ifeleke. You know you have it for Ife's.

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