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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 9:10pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: you are a fool....
the aggregate was 3-3. bayern advanced via a boardroom decision, not on the pitch.

2-goal margin @ the emirates, 2 goal margin in munich. it was even steven.
If you're french you should be named Toolalan.

Only boardroom decision. Who were those in the boardroom

Fact is when there was all to play for Bayern Molested Arsenal, City and manure all over the place
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 9:03pm On Oct 04, 2013
chic2pimp: It is widely accepted Cole is the better defender so I need not say much really.

As I said earlier players from teams that make it into the semis and beyond stand a far greater chance of being chosen. Put Ashley Cole as brazil's or Spain's left back and watch him easily make the team of the tournament.
Widely accepted by who? Your fellow sapheads?

Spain won Euro 2008 Yet none of their full backs made the team of the tournament

Hlland made World cup finals yet none of their full backs made team of the tourney
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:53pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: you are a consummate rëtard...
a tie that was effectively over in the first leg shouldn't have had bayern rolling out their big guns? who did bayern leave out of the line-up that wasn't injured on the night? none!

even your manager agreed he got lucky & arsenal gave his team the black eye and you are here lying like a yaba harlöt the tie was over. if the tie was over, why was neuer clutching the ball & reluctant to release it after koscielny got the second goal?
If the tie wasnt over, why didnt Arsenal the winner of the night progress?

The tie was won at Emirate when Bayern scored 3 away goals

Big guns when the players were just strolling all over the field

When they met in London 0-0 what happened? gangrape at Emirates

Phil McNulty Chief football writer, BBC Sport

"The wider and more painful truth is even starker for Wenger after the runaway Bundesliga leaders spent 90 minutes plus stoppage time illustrating to The Emirates what Arsenal have become; how far they have fallen in European terms."
[size=13pt]Wenger admitted that his team had been “a bit nervous”, but said there was no shame in losing to a team who have reached the Champions League final in two of the previous three seasons.

“You have to give them credit for their class,” he said. “In the first half, Bayern’s play was of a different quality to ours.[/size]

“In the second half we were getting close and becoming dangerous, but then they changed and began to play more defensively, so it was difficult to create chances.”
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:40pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: the only season he was the best in the EPL, vidic was out of action. rio has won the slot 6 times, vidic has won it 4 times. how can kompany who's only managed the feat twice be the best in the EPL? you have lost your cognitive reasoning....
So who is EPL best defender, Can you write it in bold here?

if he wasn't beaten flat-footed, why did he take out toure? he shoulda just left him to stroll into the box? he made a professional foul & would miss the next game. that's the price of stupidity!!!
Do you even understand what you are typing? Boateng came to cover his mates mistake means he was caught flat footed. The same boateng who molested Aguero all night, im sure Sergio cant sleep since that night

you are the most disgraced here - oh yeah, come & tell us how mandzukic is a better striker than hernandez. it's been 6 weeks you made that statement - now is the time to prove you aren't the most idiotic pundit on this forum
No one would be dignifying your stupidity with a response

When hernandez scores a goal in the CL final or he is the starting striker of a treble winning team, or even get a shirt in a useless team like manure get back to me

The same hernandez who is 4th choice behind Danny morrafuckking Welbeck and Shrek
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:36pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: he's criminally biased when rating bundesliga sides. remember he was bragging leverkusen would boss united. when leverkusen got undressed, dayo quickly changed mouth that what's the big deal in a team that's yet to win the champions league?
Criminally biased you say?

Just 5 months ago 2 Bundesliga sides were descecrating the Wembley

In the last 12 months games that count

Dortmund molested City, Schalke sodomised Arsenal, Bayern mauled Arsenal, Bayern beat Chelsea to the Super Cup and 3 days ago trolled the whole of Twatchester

The only respite EPL team got in the last 12 months was manure beating Neverkusen
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:34pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: meanwhile....arsenal who are yet to win the champions league pissed on the memory of adolf hitler @ allianz arena when they annihilated bayern last season with 2 unreplied goals.
Arsenal won an inconsequential game.

Despite their win they still got knocked out. The tie was effectively over in Emirates

I am sure this tool would be waiting for Man City to come to Allianz on matchday 6 when bayern would have effectively topped the group

Every game that counts Bayern has won we beat City 2-0 in Munich, Beat manure 2-1 in Munich, Beat City 1-3 at Etihad, Beat Asasanal 3-1 at Emirates.

The only time an English club prevailed over Bayern was when we saw one of the most disgraceful finals where every Chelsea players stayed in their box like cowards all game.

What you would expect from Ashanti kotoko playing Barcelona
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:30pm On Oct 04, 2013
chic2pimp: Don' mind dayo. I'll even pick baines over him everyday of the week and twice on sunday too. Since when has the primary role of a left back been to attack? I'm pretty sure dayo will soon tell us boateng is a better defender than vidic
Show us any rated Full back who ONLY stays in his box 18 blocking shots like Ashley Cole. You uncircumcised philistine
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:28pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: he's criminally biased when rating bundesliga sides. remember he was bragging leverkusen would boss united. when leverkusen got undressed, dayo quickly changed mouth that what's the big deal in a team that's yet to win the champions league?
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Quote where I said leverkusen would boss Manure? Its less than 3 weeks and your brain is already overheating

Leverkusen thats hasnt won the Bundesliga in their whole History
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:27pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: how's kompany the best defender in the EPL? are you a serial wankër or you just love to spew nonsense? show us where you saw kompany in the last PFA team.
You are poor in spirit if you dont know Kompany was injured for last season

When he was fit, 2 seasons in a row he was best defender in the EPL. Just 2 weeks ago he ate Manure attackers for dinner. While on Wednesday he turned to mullers biatch all night
the same boateng that was beaten flat-footed & got himself sent off is a boss? now i am sure the source of your mental problem is spiritual.
Do you watch games or listen to commentaries? Which Boateng was caught flat footed? Boa was covering for the mistakes of Kirchoff who collided with Dante in an aerial duel
having what easy?
he's just a roach who can live several days without it's head. dayo has been destroyed on this section many times but he's shameless. if i were him, i would have given up on analysing football & choose knitting as a career.
Says the fella who is the most disgraced poster on this forum

have you asked why everyone refers to him as GUFFANTI?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:10pm On Oct 04, 2013
chic2pimp: That lahm has made it into the team of the tournament more time doesn't necessarily make him the better player. This has more to do with the german team being better than their English counterparts and as a result are more likely to go further in any competition. And we all know players from such countries(that reach the semis and beyond) are always well represented in the team of the tournament.
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You for try tell us any aspect of the game where Ashley Cole comes close to Lahm.

Lahm made it because his team went far what stupidity. Why didnt they choose the full back from the winning team of those competitions

If cashley was anywhere that good they would remember him
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:05pm On Oct 04, 2013
Katsumoto: Pay no attention to Dayo. He will soon tell you that Phil Neville is a better midfielder thatn Gerrard just because Neville has more premiership medals. grin grin grin
Is Phil Neville a regular starter at Man Utd.

Katz, I warned you enough
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 8:02pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: alaba is not better than assou-ekotto....he's just lucky to be playing in a better team. the boateng that is a man-city reject has an automatic shirt @ bayern munich. that should tell you how shallow their pool of defenders are in bundesliga.
Kompany that was sent out of Hamburg is EPL's best defender.

When they said Kompany was the best defender in EPL Muller just laughed

The same Boateng sodomised Aguero one of EPL best all night long and when even Yaya thought he was through Boateng showed him who is boss
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 7:21pm On Oct 04, 2013
Katsumoto: It is without question that the premiership is a stronger and more exciting league than the Bundesliga.

In the last 10 years, 3 different teams from the EPL have won the Champions league; only one team from the bundesliga has won it. Over the history of the competition, the English league has had more success (England 12 - Germany 7).

Commercially, the EPL generates more revenue and global audience. The ONLY area where the Bundesliga has an advantage over the premiership is in financial management. German clubs are arguably more profitable than English clubs. Currently Bayern is perhaps the strongest team in Europe but it hasn't dominated long enough for anyone to call them a great side. Isn't this the bulk of the sides that lost two Champions League finals?
Katsumoto -----------> to Politics section

Dont make me do you like you do Dede1
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 7:10pm On Oct 04, 2013
elampiro: While I hope for Kagawa to improve for the overall benefit of the team, so far he is not even an EPL material.
Please what is EPL material?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 7:08pm On Oct 04, 2013
dademola: guy, just dey pray say mk any EPL club no eliminate bayern oo, cos i swear to God, u don die for hia b dat
Football is played on the field and not with prayers.

The only way any EPL team can eliminate bayern over 2 legs is if they line up 11 men in the box like cowards the way Chelsea does when they meet barcelona.

Have you ever seen any team turned to passengers on their own field the way we did to Man City last wednesday.

You saw Yaya and fernandinho who devoured you were turned to "Were aarin" (Who knows the translation)

Imagine what would now happen when we face Carrick, Morron fellaini, Fatboy Anderson and Stupid-ley and Gollum as coach

You might be allowed to field 13 players sha to have a chance
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Offical Bayern Munich Fan Thread: 6x Champions Of Europe by dayokanu(op): 5:13pm On Oct 04, 2013
International press reaction

ENGLAND

Daily Mirror: "Pep Guardiola's side produce attacking masterclass to leave Etihad stunned. Forget the scoreline. That doesn't tell half the story. Certainly ignore the last 10 minutes. Bayern had already declared by then. But remember the chaos caused by Arjen Robben and Franck Ribery, a defensive debacle caused by a tactical disaster. Do not forget the utter disarray as Munich took City to the cleaners."

Daily Mail: "Bayern Munich are the best team in Europe. Not that they had to be on Wednesday night. Their best wasn’t required here. Manchester City made sure of that. City surrendered; City resigned. An orgy of incompetence and unforced errors handed the game to the Germans, meaning Munich’s excellence was largely wasted.”

The Guardian: "It was another night to admire the awesome power of Bayern Munich and, in the process, a collective ordeal for Manchester City and a personal one for Joe Hart. They have never been so comprehensively outclassed on their own ground in the Abu Dhabi era, and a club with City's ambitions will surely want more than to see their own supporters clapping off the opposition."

The Telegraph: "This was not just a defeat; this was a lesson for Manchester City. This was also total football at speed from Bayern Munich, who have even moved up a gear from their Champions League-winning pomp."

SPAIN

Marca: "Bayern have achieved perfection. They dominated Man City in their own stadium at will. It was a show of supremacy."

El Mundo Deportivo: "3-1! Guardiola's Bayern steamroller Man City."
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Manchester United Fan Thread:''20 Times EPL Champion by dayokanu(m): 5:09pm On Oct 04, 2013
elampiro: While I hope for Kagawa to improve for the overall benefit of the team, so far he is not even an EPL material.
Please what is EPL material?

Yaya Toure and fernadinho? Or Joe hart

I am sure Man city who molested manure 4-1 are EPL material

I laff in Ojuju calabar

[size=13pt]Make una try come second so UEFA can pair us together in the next round. We would like to visit manchester again and repeat the Wednesday humiliation[/size]

EPL quality players reduced to zombies

https://25.media.tumblr.com/02fe01c9694c53357018c2cfb396eefa/tumblr_mu3054lbXS1s8hxm5o4_250.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:55pm On Oct 04, 2013
The EPL is tough yet Bayerns Last 2 visits to England have ended in 3-1 victories both legs

Schalke was freely molesting Arsenal while Dortmund were taking their turns on Citeh

Tell me anywhere you have seen a home team dominated the way Bayern dominated City 2 days ago

Im sure the tool would mention manure the record EPL champs beating Neverkusen who have NEVER won the Bundesliga
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:41pm On Oct 04, 2013
Its such a disgrace to see someone who claimed to be educated arguing this way

So if Madrid play Stoke thats means its Cassilas and bergovic going head to head, when in the course of 90 mins they would never come in contact.

The only way head to head would count is in midfield where those players are in direct contact.

What did Cole do on the Supercup game aside from making blocks just like any Stoke City defender would do?

What was his contribution offensively?

Nothing, In the gif you showed, Alaba was freely molesting 3 Chelsea stars in their middle and threading passes. While Cole was left to last ditch tackle

I repeat no decent coach would pick Cole if he has Alaba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:45pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: you are a compound idïot....
what has their comparisons in the champions league gotta do with their individual strengths? we are talking about their head to head game here not some long-drawn stats from the easier games alaba gets to play season after season.

alaba has it easier playing in the bundesliga than cole playing in the premier league. alaba has only one formidable opponent in the bundesliga, cole has about 6 formidable opponents in the premier league.

alaba is a passenger in the bayern side - the john oshea of hollywood fc. as far as technical ability & defence marshalling go, alaba cannot even clean the boots of ashley cole. no defender bar phillip lahm should be compared to any defender in the top six of the premier league.
If you are not suffering from Night blindness didnt you see the Check only the Champions league games?

Alaba played CSKA and Man City are those Bundesliga teams?

Check they stats in the CL alone

Let me help you sorry self

Defensive

Alaba 2 appearances, 2 tackles, 2 interception/game, 1.5 offside won per game, RATING 7.89

Cole- 2 appearances, 2.5 tackles/game, 1 interception, 1 foul/game 2.5 clearance RATING 6.72

Offensive

Alaba 1 goal, 1 assist, 1.5shots/game, 1.5 key passes per game, 1 dribble, 0 dispossesion/game

Cole 0 goals, 0 assist 0 shot, 1 key pass/game, 0.5 dribble

Passing

Alaba 1.5 key pass, average pass/game 73, pass success 91%, Crosses 3/game, Long balls 6.5/game, through ball 0.5/game

Lets now see Cole

Cole- 1key pass, 59.5 average pass/game, Pass success 90%, Crosses 0.5, Long Ball 3.5

[size=13pt]Lets even forget that Alaba has played stronger opponents City and CSKA while Cole has played Basel and Steau[/size]

Any 4yr old can see Cole should be playing at Stoke City
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:22pm On Oct 04, 2013
Alaba in the middle of 3 Chelsea players yet threading a needle eye pass Something Cole cant attempt in 3 lifetimes

https://i.minus.com/i9UXnW4NND47g.gif
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:15pm On Oct 04, 2013
https://ia701207.us.archive.org/3/items/MullerGoalVsChelsea19-5-2012ByM.lmalaki7/MullerGoalVsChelsea19-5-2012ByM.lmalaki7.gif?cnt=0

This is Cashley being rapped for a goal in the CL final

A Left full back yet Muller the man youre designated to mark getting a free header in a CL final
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:06pm On Oct 04, 2013
GustavoFring: Like I said, the difference on the day was Tactics and not down to players.

Possesion football in General requires the defenders to push up to fill the space vacated by the bunkering opposition- it is not uncommon to see the Center Backs around the Center circle when playing Possesion football.

Positional discipline only ever comes into play when a team is defending- Considering that Bayern was constantly on the attack, had a lot more of the ball, had us pinned down in our half for large periods of the game, and only conceded on fast breaks, I fail to see how Alaba exhibited poor positioning or indiscipline.

Unless you're telling me that he should have sat back when his team was trying to keep Possesion undecided
Thats why you are one of the few Chelsea fans who know their footie. How can anyone nowadays be hailing a player who plays Robert Huth kind of bunkering in 2013

If a full back jobs is limited to sitting in his box and making last ditch clearance then we should have the Stoke City full bcks getting all the accolades.

Cole is a shame to that department and no sensible coach would play Cole if he has Alaba
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 3:04pm On Oct 04, 2013
coogar: and yet blind bats like ibime & jackbauer would be rating nonsense based on the very weak german league. if chelsea were a bundesliga side, the table at the end of the season would read...

P34 W32 D1 L1 GF100 GA12 PTS97.

similarly, bring alaba to the premier league & watch super fast wingers take him apart. even in the game against arsenal, kieran gibbs made alaba look like a pub team defender. like i have always said, germany don't do defenders - their strength is in the midfield & attack.


www.nairaland.com/attachments/1341335_image_jpg0d5b1c4c7f720f698946c7f6ab08f687
If you were not poor in spirit you would realize that the stats for Alaba and Cole only in the Champions League were compared and Cole failed miserably

http://www.whoscored.com/Players/342/
Cole Vs Alaba
http://www.whoscored.com/Players/39722

Check only the Champions league and see how Cole fared. Despite that Chelseas 2 opponents so far are inferior to Bayerns
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 4:37am On Oct 04, 2013
Andre Uweh: Not only Chelsea fans thinks Ashley is better, Mr Katsumoto etc are not Chelsea fans but have told you the truth.
Anyway, David may be better in future, but at the moment, ashị, irọ ni.
Katsumoto doesnt know much about football

No one would compare Ashley Cole at his peak to Alaba never mind this washed up Cashley
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Official Chelsea Fan Thread: Club World Cup Champions 2025-2029 by dayokanu(m): 12:37am On Oct 04, 2013
Andre Uweh: Am so glad that it's only Dayokalu who believes that David is better than Ashley.
Obviously you havent been paying attention

Jackbauer aka GustavoFring also think so

And its common knowledge that Chelsea fans are not the brightest save for a few like Ibime and Jackbauer. It was on this same thread someone told me Joke Cole is better than Schweinsteiger
EducationRe: Parents Panic As Aregbe Redistributes Students To Give Way For Tinubu’s Mall by dayokanu(m): 7:06pm On Oct 03, 2013
solomon111: The Niger-delta resources will never get into the control of these rascals.
We're waiting for you in 2015.
Wetin concern Yibbo attache by force with Niger Delta resources?

And if someone isnt mental what does demolition of school have to do with Niger Delta resources

News: Dudu Negro and Okija-Juju are fighting over Berem

Solomumu111: Niger Delta resources mustnt go to these rascals.

What a tosser
PoliticsRe: Are You Interested In Moderating This Section? by dayokanu(m): 5:52pm On Oct 03, 2013
Dudu Negro for Mod

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