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Just because of her money 😉😉Just because of her money 😉😉Just because of her money 😉😉

Monkey see Monkey do. We are trained to mourn for the 129 killed in France (rightfully so) BUT ignore the 12,000 people killed by boko haram in NIGERIA. The world didn't stop for that!!!!..........#blackstilllives

Akpos walks into a barber shop,and asked,”can I
get a haircut?” The barber looked around the shop
full of customers and said, “About 2 hours.” Akpos
left. A few days later Akpos stuck his head in the
door again and asked, “How long before I can get
a haircut, The barber looked around at the shop and said, “About 3 hours.” Akpos left. A week later akpos came into the shop and asked,
“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looked around the shop and said,
“About an hour only.” The akpos left. The barber turned to a friend and said, “Hey,Kufure,
do me a favour. Follow that guy and see where he
goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for
a haircut but then he doesn’t ever come back. ” A little while later, he returned to the shop,
laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, “So where does that guy go
when he leaves?” Kufure looked up, tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife.”

Akpos, Musa and Rukewe were lost in a forest and
captured by cannibals. The king of d cannibals told
them they had a chance to live if only they could
pass a testl. The 1st step was to go deep into d
forest n get 10 pieces of d same kind of fruits.
The three men went their separate ways to gather fruits. Rukewe came back and said to the king,
“I brought 10 apples”, the king explained the trial
to him, ‘you have to snif the fruits up into your butt
without any expression on your face or you will be
killed. The 1st apple went in, but on the 2nd one,
he winced out in pain, so he was killed. Akpos the smart guy arrived and showed the king
ten (10) berries. When d king explained the trial to
him, he thought to himself that this should be easy,
1,2,3,4 ,5,6,7,8 nd on the ninth berry, he burst out
in laughter and was killed.
Rukewe n Akpos met in heaven. The rukewe asked, “why did you laugh?”, you almost got away
with the trial”, Akpos replied,”I couldn’t help it, I
saw the Oga Musa coming with pineapples

Teacher: Whoever answer my next question correctly can go home. Upon hearing this, Akpos threw his bag outside through the window. Teacher: Who threw the bag? Akpos: Me, can I go home now?

A Ekaitte (akpor’s wife) goes to Italy to attend a 2-
week, company training session. … Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes
her to have a good trip. Ekaittes : ‘Thank you honey, what would you like
me to bring for you?’ Akpors: laughs and says: ‘An Italian girl!!!’
The wife kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and
asks: ‘So, honey, how was the trip?’
‘Very good, thank you.’ ‘And, what happened to
my present?’ ‘Which present?’ She asked.
‘The one I asked for – an Italian girl!!’
‘Oh, that’ she said ‘Well, I did what I could, now we
have to wait for 9 months to see if it
is a girl !!!’ Moral of the story: Don’t tempt a woman, they
are dangerously intelligent!

Nigerian president, Muhammadu Buhari as
disclosed his intentions to redeem the
unfulfilled pledge he made to the victorious
Golden Eaglets in 1985. He made this vows
when he hosted the team at the Dodan barracks
on their arrival from China where the tournament held. READ ALSO: President Buhari Pictured With 1985 U-16 Squad Buhari with the ’85 Golden Eaglets A press statement signed by his media
spokesperson Shehu Garba quoted the President
that he was not aware of that states did not go by
his order that year: “It is a pity that those promises were never fulfilled. “It is unfortunate that our players, who did us
proud on the world stage went unrewarded for
their efforts, despite a presidential directive to the
state administrators that they be honored in their
home states.” He apologized to the players who were unable to
get the promised items and assure them of
compliance this time around: “I apologize for
whatever embarrassment and disillusionment in
your country these raised and then dashed hopes
may have caused you. My government will do all within its power to remedy the situation,” he
assured.However, a former Golden Eaglets player, Jonathan
Akpoborie urged the president via his facebook
page to redeem the pledge made to the team in
1985: “As we celebrate our new Golden Eaglets, I am
reminding Mr president of promises he made to this
team in this picture 30 years ago. Thank you sir. The Nigerian Golden Eaglets retain the FIFA won
FIFA U-17 tournament back-to-back on Sunday in
Chile.

congrat bro.... kip moving

lmao

Muhammadu Buhari has inaugurated the new
chairman of the Independent National Electoral
Commission (INEC), Professor Mahmood Yakubu
and five national commissioners on November
9, Monday. The president has tasked the new helmsmen of the
commission to make the conduct of free, fair and
credible elections in the country their priority,
emphasizing that they can’t afford to fail Nigerians
in future polls. The national commissioners include Amina Zakari,
Solomon Adedeji Soyebi, Prof. Antonia Taiye
Okoosi-Simbine, Muhammed Mustafa Lecky and
Alhaji Baba Shettima Arfo. READ ALSO: Buhari Is Responsible For Victory Of Golden Eaglets – Presidency President Buhari stated that it’s not enough for
election tribunals to just cancel or order fresh
elections. Nigerian leader said: “Another area of concern is
the justice administration of the election tribunals. It
is long overdue that our justice system addresses
these shortcomings. It is not just enough for an
election to be cancelled and a new one ordered. “It would be much better if all whose actions or
inactions led to the cancellation of such election to
be investigated and if culpable prosecuted whether
they are individuals as candidates or party agents,
Institutions such as political party, electoral body,
or public officers as electoral staff or security agents. “Similarly, perpetrators of electoral violence and
thuggery should not be spared. Unless our system
stops covering up all forms of electoral malpractices
we can hardly get it right. No system endures with
impunity.” READ ALSO: Disappointment Growing Among Nigerians President Buhari will swear in the 36 ministers-
designate and administer oaths of office on them
on Novemver 11. The president will also same day officially
inaugurate a new Federal Executive Council.

Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a
woman. Class what do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and
find that WOMAN.Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a
woman. Class what do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and
find that WOMAN.Teacher: Behind every successful man there is a
woman. Class what do we learn from this? Akpos: We should stop wasting time in studies and
find that WOMAN.

Ahead of the December 5 governorship election
in Bayelsa state, campaigns and verbal attacks
have continued to heat up as Governor Seriake
Dickson’s camp of the Peoples Democratic Party
fired a shot at Timipre Sylva, the All
Progressives Congress flag bearer in the forthcoming poll. Chief Timipre Sylva and Governor Seriake Dickson The director general of the Bayelsa State
Restoration Campaign Organisation of Governor
Seriake Dickson, Fred Agbedi during an interview in
Yenagoa over the weekend said that the
governorship candidate of the APC is not electable
and has been rejected by the people of Bayelsa, The Punch reports. The statement was a clear response to the Sylva
campaign team for lashing out at the governor over
his recent endorsements for second term in office
by some groups and traditional rulers in the state. Describing the purported endorsements as vanity
and a charade, the Sylva campaign team said that
Dickson was giving the impression of being
popular when he knew full well that his popularity
had dropped sharply stressing that such
endorsements would not would not in any way make the election favourable to him.However, Agbedi who is also a member of the
House of Representatives does not agree with the
former governor’s campaign team. He said that the
acceptability of Dickson was genuine. On the issue of former APC members who returned
to the PDP Agbedi sat that they did the right thing
by decamping to the ruling party in the state. The director general said that the action the
returnees took was the best stressing that the APC
candidate has been rejected in Bayelsa in the full
glare of every Bayelsa person. “The APC candidate, Timipre Sylva, has been
rejected by the people of Bayelsa,” he added. Subsequently in his reaction to Dickson’s
endorsements for a second term in office by some
groups and traditional rulers in the state, Chief
Nathan Egba, the director of media and publicity,
SICO, noted that the state governor was only just
deceiving himself. Egba said: “Before the presidential election, there
was a spate of endorsements. Every group, House
of Assembly, local government chairmen and
traditional rulers that endorsed former President
Goodluck Jonathan also endorsed Dickson. And
now, there is another round of endorsements. “The simple question now is: have those earlier
endorsements expired? And if those have expired,
what is the life span of these new ones? Are they
not going to expire before the December 5
governorship election?“You can see that these endorsements are an
exercise in futility. And as you know, vanity upon
vanity is vanity. He is engaged in vanity. It is a
charade. Dickson is trying to create an impression
of a popularity which he lacks. Dickson’s popularity
has plummeted and he knows it.” He said that the repeated rounds of endorsements
of were a clear indication of desperate attempts to
create a sense of acceptability among the people of
the state. Meanwhile, there have an on-going plot by the PDP

An illiterate Father(akpos) with his Educated son went on a camping trip. They set up their tent and fell asleep. Some hours later, Akpos wakes his Son up and asks ” Look up to the sky and tell me what you see?” son: “I see millions of stars.” Akpos: “What does that tell you son? Son: “Astronomically, it tells me that there are millions of Galaxies & Planets.” Akpos slaps Son hard and says, “You idiot! Pesin don thief our Tent(meaning,Someone has stolen our tent) Moral:It’s one thing to be educated,it’s another thing to have common sense

Barrister Akpors who’s gone to the village for Xmas
celebration went hunting in a nearby village. He shot and dropped a bird, but it fell into a
farmer’s field on the other side of a fence. As Barrister Akpors climbed over the fence, an
elderly gentleman asked him what he was doing. He responded, “I shot a duck and it fell in this field, I’m going in to
retrieve it.” The old farmer replied, “This is my property, and you are not coming over
here.” Arrogant Akpors said, “I am one of the best trial attorneys in this country,
and, if you don’t let me get that duck, I’ll sue you
and take everything!” The old farmer smiled and said, “Apparently, you don’t know how we do things
here. We settle small disagreements like this with
the Three-Kick Rule.” Barrister Akpors asked, “What is the three-Kick Rule?” The Farmer replied, “Well, first I kick you three times and then you kick
me three times, and so on, back and forth, until
someone gives up.” Barrister Akpors quickly thought about the
proposed contest and decided that he could easily
take the old farmer. He agreed to abide by the local custom. The old farmer slowly walked up to him. His first kick planted the toe of his heavy work boot
into Akpor’s groin and dropped him to his knees. His second kick nearly wiped Akpors’ nose off his
face. Barrister Akpors was flat on his belly when the
farmer’s third kick to a kidney nearly caused him to
give up. He eventually summoned every bit of his will and
managed to get to his feet and said, “Okay, you old farmer, now it’s my turn.” The farmer smiled and said, “Now, I give up. You can have the duck.” Moral: No matter how well educated you are,
RESPECT YOUR ELDERS!

during buhari tenure we won under 17 world cup and world scrabble champion..... It remain senior team world cup #vision_2019

those mali players dey pray make d trophy fall down ;Dthose mali players dey pray make d trophy fall down