A woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: “That's the ugliest baby that I've ever seen. Ugh!” The woman goes to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: “The driver just insulted me!”

The man says: “You go right up there and tell him off – go ahead, I'll hold your monkey for you.”

A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security benefits. After waiting in line a long time, he finally arrived at the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. 'Will I have to go home and come back now?' he asks. The woman says, 'Unbutton your shirt.' So he opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair. She says, 'That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me,' and she processed his Social Security application. When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office. His wife says, 'You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too.'

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Three men- an Asian, an American and, a Nigerian were sitting by a swimming pool, when suddenly they heard a beeping sound. The Asian man said, “oh not to worry it’s my pager. It is installed inside my arm muscle.” He touched the specific area for effect. The other two men were impressed.

A few minutes later they heard a phone ringing and the American said smiling “yeah that’s my phone ringing, it’s a microchip installed in my palm.” He went ahead and answered his call.

The Nigerian was intimidated by the other two men’s new technologies, but not to be out done, he excused himself and went to the toilet. When he returned, a piece of paper was hanging from his swimming pant. The other two men exclaimed, “Hey, what’s that?” the Nigerian said as if amused “oh, this? It’s nothing to worry about; I am just receiving a fax.”

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A man went in to have a shower as his wife finished hers when the door bell rang. She quickly grabbed a towel and dashed to the door.

On opening it, she saw Bill, their next door neighbour. Bill stared at her and said "if you drop that towel, i'll give you ?800". The woman thought for a while and quickly dropped the towel. Bill stared hard, and handed the ?800 to her.

She went back upstairs, and her husband asked, "whowas that?" She said, "oh it was Bill." "Did he say anything about the ?800 he owes me" he asked. The wife stood dumbstruck.

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