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Yo Mama's so damn ugly that she turned your dad gay

yo mama has a major weight problem - she just can't wait, to eat.

Yo momma's so short,  u can see her feet in her drivers license!!
hee hee!!! i think this is fun y'all!

:-x

yo momma is so dry, she dosent even laff at her own jokes

Yo mama so nasty she has to put ice down her pants to keep the crabs fresh!

Yo Yo Yo Momma is so stinking dt dey mistake her for a pig

You got me cracking up in the office. Do not let them give me query o! its so funny.

Keep it up such a comic relief. dont mind those dry pple trying to stop you. I bet they dont love and respect their mothers more than you do. silly things!!

Yo Momma is so round dt she uses a crane to move abt

yo mama is so stupid she makes an idiot look like a genius

yo momma is so fat, she cant fit into any door.

Yo Momma is so so thick they use her to mould

think its ok 4 mtv but common this is nigeria n dissin mum is one culture we just wont adopt call me upthight but it really aint funny

yo momma's so stupid she sat on the television and watched the couch
yo mama's so fat, after sex papa rolled over twice but was still on her
yo momma's so old she got her driver's liscence on dinosaur

its cool u all are having laughs over someone elses mum, i think pple who tell mama jokes are insecure. and need someone to pull down in other to make them feel happy.

all ur mama dont deserve this, it aint african, and certainly aint 9ja style.

peace am out,

@nwajay

why r u spoiling the fun?

Hey ppl i just bought a new pc now, thas why i avn't been here for a while.

Lol yo jokes r still clapin

yo momma is so foolish, if there was a country named fool, she'd be the capital

Yo Momma is God sent cos she dropped from d sky

sorry oh, u get mama for house

lmao

I dey play d game oh bros.I get mama now which levels

yo momma is so skinny when she is sick they fax her to the hospital

people syop spoling the fun nobody is disssing anybody's mum its just the title,@ Richo n the author u guys re smoking hot

I think i'm enjoying this.


Yo momma is so fat it took 10 men to deflower her

Yo mama is so fat she’s too big for my eyesight!
Yo mama is so poor that in church they said, 'free will offering" and she said, wooooo I need offering
Your momma is so poor that when a kid threw a rock at a trashcan she came out and yelled "Who knocking?"
Your mommas so fat if she weighed another 5 kilos she could get group insurance.

Yo mamma's so ugly when she went to a beauty salon it took 3 hours for an estimate
Yo mama so fat, she got stretch marks on her toes.
Yo mama so poor, she can’t afford a freestyle.

Yo mama so poor I walked into her house and I said, "Can I watch color TV?" and she said, "No sorry we’re all out of crayons!!"

Yo momma is so cheap, she wanted to buy an XBOX 180 cos she thought it would be cheaper.

Yo momma is so fat, when she wears yellow, the kids run after her saying "aw man I missed the bus!"

Yo momma is so old she was a waitress at the Last Supper.

Hey folks check this out.

ya mama so dumb she hit by a parked car.

Yo momma's so skinny, for a costume party, she covered herself in aluminum foil and went as a flag pole

yo momma's so dumb, she sent a fax with a stamp on it

yo momma's so fat, her shadow weighs 100 pounds