₦airaland Forum

DanceVille:
Hmmm...sheybi na u...U lyk undies pass..

rokiatu:
Lmao at the list. So women should start looking bad naww abi?




See these confused creatures,
how is that deceiving?

Kizmarty:
Emm Danceville

Tell them not to play hard too,only a player will play along more reason you'll always hear them crying all guys are the same

Besides,playing hard to get proves nothing and its old fashioned already.

Agbero:
Guy your papa yansh

I go keep one bullet and two bottles for u head
werey lason!

Eugenedimgba:
Me: I Love u

girl: wow...really?

Me: yes.Letter U is my favourite vowel.

Justified1900:
Mine was...
Me: I love you.
Babe: Ta! Get out of here. You can lie.

Welrez:
ME: Babe, I love you.
BABE: Why don't you use the time in saying this to preach Christ?


I will never forget it!

jamex93:
Me park her mata one place ni o


Dats my life, if I talk to a gal, she want con dey form one thing, I go just lockup


No b by force

jamex93:
She said Let's see (make we dey see na )



I was like Waitin we want dey see again

uzuri:
Me: I love you
Him: stop joking with me, you don't love me

softapple:
mine was I LOVE U and she replied u only want sex 4rm me but dnt worry i will still hav sex with u.

Shezhawt:
Brutal

Sammysammy101:
dis is serious my man, September last year I wanted to introduce my gf to my family members wen my sister's traditional marriage was done but my gf did not attend, after av told about d TM, although I didn't tell her I will be introducing her officially two things happen after dat time, 1 she told me of their custom dat as a 1st daughter before she marry she and d prospective husband must perform a sacrifice if not she or both of dem will die, 2. I discover in her watsap chat dat she fuvk for money saw her chat history with more dan 10 guys I was like shuu !!! na God save me. people if I had introduce her to my parents d marriage would av been 40% done cos preparations would av started, so am confuse wen to introduce d next gf to my family

mizkeleke:
Can remember my cousin back in primary school wearing pants..... It always get stuck in his butts till d dude swore Neva to wear them again

Tandullceblog:
I shouldn't be here. Lost my way... retracing my steps.