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To be sincere, i'm guilty of number1,2,4 and 7.

Nice write-up op.

Make I stop here first b4 going 2 Church.

DanceVille:
Thanks bro.
Any contribution or substraction?

U av said it all.
Nice write-up.

True talk Op.

Getting married to a musician celebrity is like 'adding another weight to yours'.There are things that make relationship boring with Musicians celebrities when you get married to them.

Reasons why you shouldn't marry a musician celebrity

1.Boring Sex Life:Getting married to a musician celebrity, there's no how you won't experience boring sex life for both gender(male and female).He/she won't have time for 'sex' and boring sex life is one major reason that leads to divorce nowadays.

2.They Travel Alot:Musician celebrities travel alot even more than a nation's president.Today they might travel from Nigeria to Spain to shoot their music video for almost two weeks leaving you alone in the house.

3.It's All About Their Music Career:They always put their music career ahead of any other thing.They might stay up in the studio for like weeks without visiting you.Always trying to make every Single and collaboration Hit "Back To Back".

4.Most Of Them Do Cheat:Many of them do cheat without you aware of.They might even have a babymama or another lady or guy that serves their sexual desires.

5.Fame:It's all about the fame, nothing more or less.They strive to make sure their fame increases, they don't mind whether the marriage is crumbling or not.

6.Divorce:Many musician celelebrities have crashed like Dangote Trailer.Why? They didn't have time for their Wives and husbands.They do think money and fame is everything, they don't want to know what you're going through.From boring sex life to nagging, to beating their wives, and it later results to divorce.Many that got married to musician celebrities do witnessed divorce issues.

Source:DaZion

donbenedict:
Wearing push up bras! Most of their boobs have sagged beyond limits


Fact!

U see a babe with a voluptuous boobs, carry am go do, u go just surprise say dem don fall yakata

D one dats painin me is those dat knw that dey have orange breast, dey will just go and wear big bra, u will think thr boobs is big.. they knw demselves!

orange breast?
Guy u no holy .

Lol! Dat no 4, 7 nd 8 got me laufing.

Let me jus add one.
9.SHE TRIES PULLING UR TROUSER OFF BY FORCE
cc:Danceville

Cholls:
my brother ivyT, CHINNYZ come and rape me o.

Nay! Let me cum rape u..

Any lady dat fault ds thread means she's guilty of these.

Nice write up Op.
Kudos!

Op! Wu told u mama p stature is nt gud.
I fit marry her if only Goodluck giv me d chance.

Her Face. Appearance. Mode of dressing. I prefer fat ladies.

LuveU2:
Emusmith's points are more credible and still stand valid. And as far as am concerned men are the major reason most women are single.

1. Afraid of commitment. If you had stopped here that would be correct but saying they are because they want to keep hanging out with different men is pointless. People are afraid of commitment because they are comfortable being single and are afraid of extra burdens

2 and 3 have one cause, men. Evil men! Once beaten twice shy. You cant blame ladies for being extra careful after many bad experiences

4. Independent: Why are more ladies struggling to be independent these days? Simple evil men in our society cannot stop taking advantage of them. Most men find it difficult helping a lady without strings attached. Who wouldnt want to be free from their claws? most especially if the benefits are far lesser than the cost. Women are thinking.

5. Afraid of separation. Better single than dead or a divorcee. Nobody wants liabilities in their lives. And You wonder why they are afraid of separation because men are no longer like men. So many kids in men bodies hovering all around the place.

6. Waiting for mr right. I'll advice every woman to be patient and careful when it comes to marriage. Wait for the right partner for you and be happy later than choose any man (most likely a bad one) in order to please no lifers.

I agree with 7$ 8.

Jus read wat u wrote there, it doesn't mak any sense rara.

This plot of land is not for sale rit nw.

All these are true.I'm in support of these especialy numba 8.

Have bin eyeing a gal since two weeks nw, and she's forming hard to get.

Front page material


I'm vividly sure dat lalasticlala nd mynd44 are viewing ds thread from 'angle of depression'.

Hoping to see ds on d homepage(Front page)

God bless u Op.

DanceVille:
Ladies are so unique and have got more layers than an Onion.It would take forever to unravel ladies.
It would be difficult to find that lady who doesn't tell half-truths.From lying about the price of their dress, to pretending to be okay, ladies have their own fair share of "Innocent" lies.

Take a seat has you read through..

1. I'm Not The Jealous Type

Some ladies will say they're not the jealous type, buh wait till she catches you checking out another lady and see how "Red and Pink" her face will be.

2. He's Nobody/ Just A Friend

That nobody might just be an Ex-boyfriend who she doesn't want to talk about or he might be one of those friends with benefits.

3. I Promise Not To Get Mad

If she wants to find out something from you, she might just lie that she won't get mad so you tell her.When you do, all Hell breaks loose, the promise is forgotten and she unleashes her Fury.

4. Size Doesn't Matter

Some ladies go on and on about how size doesn't matter buh when they hook up with their Female pals they keep complaining about how they hate small size..."Oh my Gosh"...He has a small Dick Or He's too Short just like a HB Pencil.

5. I Didn't Get Your Message, My Phone Is Acting Up

It's either she's no longer interested in the relationship or she wants a new phone.

6. Give Me Your Number, I Will Call You

When you ask a lady for her number and she asks for yours instead, just forget it.Sometimes they might ask for your card and when you leave they trash it.Most ladies would never call you, they're only trying to be nice to you by asking for your number.

7. I'm On My Period

When she's not in the mood, this is one of the lies that come in handy, after all he won't be so silly as to want to confirm whether you're telling the truth or not, so he takes you for your word.

8. It's Not About The Money

A lot of ladies would tell you "I'm not interested in your money".It's not about the money, and I'd rather marry for love and all that.Just wait till you're broke and there's no money, then you would know that it was about the money.

9.I Don't Want To Tie You Down

This is a big lie because next thing you know, she begins to monitor your movements as if she plants bug tracker in you and activities through phone calls and unnoticed visitations.

10. I'll Be Ready In A Minute

This is the most common lie ladies use.When a lady tells you she'll be ready in a minute, just take a seat and relax because it's going to go from a minute to an hour.I'm sure sir Lalasticlala might be a victim of this..
Just kidding sir.

Drop my pen at this juncture.

Feel free to add yours.

I'm sure many ladies will say it's not true buh c'mon let's wait and see.

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DanceVille

Most ladies ar guilty of numba 10, even if they deny d rest.

DanceVille xposes it all..
My galfrnd is guilty of 1, 5, 8 and 10.
Nice write up sir.

falconey:
no vex , space booking is not an offense.

lyk criously? Jus kidding.

falconey:
ok

Why now?

Let me drop mine.
9.His dogs hate you whenever you visit him.
10.He put your call straight to voicemail.
11.buys you gift so dat you won't suspect anything.

Nice write- up danceville.
Lalasticlala, mynd44 and Farano, what did u think about d op write-up? Many of our ladies are side chic unknowingly but thinking they're Main chic.


Hoping 2 see this on FP..

shamsuRana:
like you young lad.been married for long.am sure your still struggling.
well...have fun.

Why would I struggle for marriage when the time hasn't come.
Wise up bruv!

I fink have missed a lot.
True True... Spot on Op.

shamsuRana:
this is what young boys do,not mature men!

Young boy like you right? If I hear say na lie..

I'm sure sum guys do these because of getting dumped by her galfrnd. Guys wake up!.
Nice one up. Thumb up!

halfricanadian:
I go for rice nd food

Something about wedding food so exotic

ur own motive is becos exotic food? Sister.

jojosweet:
I am new here and I keep seeing lalasticlala who is this person and why is he always referred to?

He's d man that will take ur thread to Frontpage..

True jare.. Let me add mine. Food Because of gifts e.g Jotters, parker. Making jest of how d wedding is being performed.

Prof lalasticlala.

This is true..
Many guys do this including me..
What did u think sir?

Make I no carry last. Op...this is a bitter truth. #SheddingTears

WriteBoy:
Guilty as charged. I remember one girl I was dying for in my office. Then I was a manager in one of the chain's outlet She resigned to go to school. One day when she came around, I gave her loads of complimentary stuff. Talked to her briefly and went back to work. When she was about to leave she sent for me and gave me a full body hug, but I was so stiff. She just kept laughing. Me, I dismissed the whole from mind and went back to work.


Later that evening, I received a BBM. Message from her..... It read;


"Shy Boy"

Fuxk... I had no idea my shyness was that obvious.

oh boy! Guys ar diffrnt.

It's as if this op knows much about we shy guys..

I remember wen i was in ss2 wen Bunmi was my crush, I dnt knw hw to approach but colect her numba frm her frnd.I tried text msg but asking her hw she's doing instead teli her "i'm in love wit" u..

This op nailed it all.
Nice write-up Dancevile.

Lalasticlala, what did u tink sir?