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TheModsAreMad:
Ban dey hungry you abi? Continue insulting

Lol!

God. How many bfs or gfs did u have?

Not for sale.

Op be ready to get bash today.

It's true... Ayam coming.

Dey won't listen to u op.

They b like .. Warris this one saying.

Lalasticlala... Food don ready.

agoadiv:
ur reg number get wahala

pls hlp wit this sir.
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They also visit those places lyk -Wedding Reception -Native doctors -Eskimi..lol.

Lol! This is so true. Nyc one bruv.

Cc:lalasticlala
DanceVille
Fynestboi
Angelahnie
Falconey
Giyazz
Vizkiz. Etc.

I'm pretty sure there's something we said to our parent that we count as joke but don't know it's going to annoy your parent.

Let me share mine.
I tried pranking dad during the April fool days.I said my girlfriend has gotten pregnant for mee and her parent said she's packing her belongings to our house tod....ay.

Before saying the word "Today", I received a thunderous slap that will make someone remember formula to solve "Minima and Maxima" Equation.

My dad has almost killed me before saying it's a joke.

Guys, feel free to share yours.

I heard on Monday that Kwasu has released her second batch but the informant later told me it's a wrong info.

This morning, a friend told me it is out but I can't believe her because I haven't seen evidence of knowing anybody getting admitted.

Please is Kwasu second list out?

youngest85:
excellent

Excellent? I'm sure u guys are having lyt 24/7 in ur area.

The way they're giving us light in Kwara state is so annoying and dishearten.


We didn't have light for Two weeks at where I reside and we do pay our Electricity Bills promptly at my area.But even when the Light is been given, it won't last than an hour or probably two hours at maximum.

This makes me took to opening this thread to know whether it's only Kwara state or not.And to know how many hours you do have light.


What's the state of Electricity in your area?

Cc:mynd44, lalasticlala and dominique

I vote for ivyy. Cc:Nljega

Chai! Guilty of no 2.

DanceVille... Y u come burst my bubble when have already told Morenikeji and Ifeoluwa dat am coming this evening.



Pls, Morenikeji and ife, dnt mind d op...

sinaj:
S

S for sinaj

Lol!

D op caught me.

Lols.
Na ds one wey common pass.

-VIP on every social media dating sites.

My boyfriend has went oversea.
Lol! Ladies sha.

Have you ever encountered a desperate single lady praying for a spouse before? You will be amazed at some of her prayer points.
She prays as if her life depends on the prayer.But, can we blame her? When society makes marriage look like a do or die affair.

Below are hilarious prayers some Nigerian single ladies pray to God to give them a spouse.

1.Oh Lord, Kick Me With The Right Partner
Don't be surprised when you marry and your husband begins to kick you around like football.

2.Burn Me With The Fire Of Wedlock Lord, Roast Me
If God decides to roast you, which man would want to marry your roasted body?

3.Heavenly Father, Detonate The Bomb Of Engagement In My Life
Many who detonated bombs haven't lived to tell the story, go and ask suicide bombers.

4.Lord Crash The Plane Of My Singleness
If God crashes your singleness, there's little or no hope that you would survive the crash.

5.Lord, Jehovah, Jam Me With The Lorry Of Holy Matrimony
If the Lord jams you, would you still have legs to walk down the aisle?

6.Father Lord, Stone Every Spirit Husband In My Life To Death
Yet to see men praying for a spouse the way women do.

7.Oh Lord, I Don't Want To Marry A Short Man, Any Short Man That's Coming My Way, I Bind And Cast
Miss specification, why don't you get your own sand and mold your husband the way you want him to be.

8.Any Girl Blindfolding My Husband-To-Be From Seeing Me Be Lost And Not Be Found Forever
You need new and more effective prayer points.

9.Slap Me With Wedding Ring
How would you feel if you were slapped with a wedding Ring? You most definitely wouldn't accept the proposal.

10.I Call Forth My Husband From The North, South, East And West
Funny how the married ones are finding ways to get out while those still single are praying dangerous prayer points to get in.

Hope this made your day?
Source:www.naij.com/839476-10-funny-prayer-points-desperate-nigerian-single-ladies-leave-shock.html?source=category_life-and-style_page

Cc:lalasticlala

AngelAhnie:
Sure you do

Lol! Lol!

So true.

I can relate wit Numba 2,3,7.

Cc:lalasticlala Farano Smellymouth DanceVille Ireneony Rapmoney Tallesty1 Mimzy

vizkiz:
Hilarious? Let me see....

OK, I remember when bimbo (a girl who became the goliath of my life then) took my #50 and kept it inside her bra. She told me to take it if a dare.. I couldn't just stop crying and pleading to bimbo "please give me back my money"

Even my pal demola volunteered to help me take it but she declined saying I was the one she wanted. Na so I leave my money come trek go house oh. Lol..

I know demola will be laughing when he reads this

lol!

slyIsaac:
Bad pikin! By now yo go don dey fake waec result....

That was just bad then.

Everyone of us has did funniest things before as a kid back then.
Things like keeping your parents change, stealing meat in the pot etc.
Share with us and let remember our olden days.


Let me first share mine.
The day I changed my results.I had fail in mathematics and I changed it to Excellent, without me knowing there's a total score why I was given fail.
My father checked the result and saw I change errors.The following term, he visited my school principal, and it was later discovered It was I that changed the result.
I was beaten with wire that day, chai! Back in days sha.

Please, share urs and let the fun continue.

Everyone of us has did funniest things before as a kid back then.
Things like keeping your parents change, stealing meat in the pot etc.
Share with us and let remember our olden days.


Let me first share mine.
The day I changed my results.I had fail in mathematics and I changed it to Excellent, without me knowing there's a total score why I was given fail.
My father checked the result and saw I change errors.The following term, he visited my school principal, and it was later discovered It was I that changed the result.
I was beaten with wire that day, chai! Back in days sha.

Please, share urs and let the fun continue.

Lol! Especially d Oyo Guys.
But op! We Kwarans no dey jealous fa.
Lalasticlala! Where ar u from?
Cnt wait 2 c this on fp.going to b fun.

Nice one op.
So true.

DanceVille:
Waiting for lalasticlala...

lalasticlala won't ansa u, unless u create a thread lyk "Ways to avoid sex on ur first date".

Wen wud u drop "signs dat show ur galfrnd is nt serious abt d relationship".

I'm rili avin problem wit my Gf.

Nice one dude.