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Just kill pastor Chris oyahliome, una go give that man bp

yomifowe:
Op, do you know you can be sued for this topic you chose for your thread. I was in that service he never said anything like that; never mentioned any country or location talk less of mentioning Lagos and Abuja. Furthermore in your write-up, you never mentioned any of such. Why do people like you enjoy spreading lies?

Pls warned, cos actions like this have grave consequences.

May Ogun boil your balls and eat them like scotch egg..

Video wey we dey watch like this.

Pls can you tell your scam fake miracle performer to cure coronavirus

STARGREEN:
The more you look, the more you see how wonderful and beautiful the things created by God are.

The god that created this must be a pervert

youngvikthor:
those kind girl still dey for this our country ?

He married a girl of his class....she may be a hawker of agbo jedi or bread and beans...they must have met while she was hawking on site

DominusPrime:
I still don't see what's wrong with ladies wanting the best of men in terms of finances. Why must they always label them gold diggers for wanting security for them and their children? Same way a woman who marries an artisan isn't foolish. She must have seen something in him.
The only exceptions to these are those who should marry a poor man but say no cos he is poor and those who should marry a rich man but are blinded by what they feel for the poor man. My sisters just know what is destined for you and you will be fine.
Don't be like the ugliest lady in her click who wanted a fine man cos all her friends married fine friends which made her standard become so high. Unfortunately for her the very fine men she wanted never gave her face cos no one wanted to be termed foolish for seeing fine girls and picking the ugliest of them all.

God forbid I'll be a lady and marry a poor man...
Theres no nobility in poverty.. life is not a fairy tale, when reality hits u hard, u will see marriage is beyond love and money is a necessity of life.
My cousin Omolara who married a poor man three years ago is having a taste of the mistake, she hasn't even concluded her education when she jumped and married the guy who barely cant feed himself...now they have two kids who look malnourished.
Poverty is a bastard, fear it ..theres nothing good about it

Shameless he goat practicing a culture he does not understand.
I wish him a happy married life and hope he doesn't plan raising children with this his labourer's job before he starts crying for government to help his poverty stricken life

lahizak:
You are right. And i will always show appreciation to those gallant brave soldiers risking their lives everyday at the war front. But what do u think Buratai and other senior soldiers are using to build mansions? Weapon money. Go maitama and lekki and see houses owned by senior soldiers and the defence personnels. Every year billions is appropriated for military yet we dont see much impact, why is that? Had it been those military bastards are truly doing there job, boko haram would av been long forgotten. Buratai and co are just wasting innocent soldiers lives and until u guys know dat and call dem out 4 it, the BH are going nowhere

Yes, that's why I said the men at the battle field are at the receiving end..the elites and generals are living the taste of their lives from the blood shed.
They cash in multi millions from this war.

OtemAtum:
Left long ago and I was being lazy somehow.
I asked many questions and in return, what I get is IT DEPENDS ON THE COMMITMENTS OF SCIENCE. I always wish for the earth to be turned to a paradise overnight, but the replies I get is that It's in the hands of science. Then I sulked, because it will be a matter of years.

For example when I ask, can't the mad people be recovered back? I hear 'It can be done, but only through science"
Can humans make eyes to replace damaged ones?
It can be done, but it depends on science.
Can humans make livers, kidneys, hearts etc to replace damaged ones?
It depends on your scientists.
Can humans invent devices that can destroy viruses?
It depends on your scientists. Humans can do everything.
Can't humans make blood of different blood groups to supply people in need of blood in case of emergency?
Yes they can, but all depends on science. All things can be made, but only through science.
Can humans destroy cancerous cells?
Yes, it depends on science. Just follow science.
Can humans make artificial humans with human brains?
Yes, it depends on science.
Can humans create antiviruses to fight viruses in human bodies?
Yes, they can. It depends on science. It will take time but it will be achieved.
Can humans fly in the skies?
Yes, humans can make wings for themselves and fly in the skies, but they must make devices that helps to reduce air pressure.
Can humans always have safe deliveries at birth? Like 0% mortality rate at birth?
Yes, it can be done. Extra energy source can be plucked to the body of a woman in a labour room to assist her give birth more easily.
Can humans reduce their ageing process?
Yes, it's very possible
Can humans see the future?
Yes, it is very possible. Once your scientists are ready to create a discipline for that, they will come out with something.
Will humans detect more electromagnetic waves?
Yes, they will detect many more than what they have currently
Will an African team ever win a world cup football game?
Yes, the time for Africa to do the world proud is approaching.
Will Africa get a World Best Player?
Of course yes, the time is coming.
Can humans digitize the thoughts of humans, animals, plants and other organisms?
Yes, science will get there
Can humans record dreams and play it for general views?
It is very possible, a retina-like device in the brain will do the job.

I asked many questions about possibilities and all answers I got are positive answers, but the fact that I'll not be on Earth to witness most of my requests weakened me a lot. I stopped asking Atum questions because I already knew what he will reply me.

THE ONLY THINGS THAT ARE NOT POSSIBLE ARE THINGS WHICH ARE NOT ACCORDING TO SCIENCE. AS LONG AS SCIENTISTS CAN PICTURE IT, THEN IT CAN BE DONE!!!

The best form of miracle is science, that's the gift to mankind. The ability to use the mind to make discoveries.
If we will ever get to completely destroy, the best way to achieve this is science.. and if we will ever create, the best form is still science

GodSaklek:
Since I have been reading OtemAtum writings,everything about me has changed and I have get to know things or people I don't know,imagine,if you searched for the names of all the philosophers he has mentioned recently, you will find them on Wikipedia,even, Otem explains much more about them better than Wikipedia and the date of their births are more accurate than Wikipedia....

Otem,can you please refer me back to the story of Alexander the great if its there, because I couldn't find it for the past 3 days, even I couldn't get it on that soft copy.
LordCenturion
Thanks..

I fear the guy no joke, all these came from his head...no copy and paste from any known source on earth.....

sparog:
You should not waste your precious time responding to idiots like that guy you quoted

Some people are just as foolish as they come

We live in a world where idiots abound...we are outnumbered by idiots

KingAzubuike:
The same small boys who have been giving the Nigerian military a run for their money.

justnock:
They're kids. So Buratai can't defeat these kids? LOL

The bullet from a 14 year old is as effective as that from a 40 year old.
Child soldiers have been known to be the most deadliest, they have nothing to lose and see war as a movie.
Pls respect the men that faced these guys bullet for bullet while u are here typing behind your keyboards...

Meanwhile , many of those soldiers are even below 25...where was your dad, brothers,and uncles when these man risked their lives for your nation. Some of them suffer permanent disabilities.

You cowards should respect the army, they are not the cause of your frustrations , they suffer more from the incapacity of your government....please they deserve one thing, respect them or rather keep shut

I have some clothes for laundry

Those 1000 people per lga already know themselves

delishpot:
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Not necessarily my prayers. But yes. It is so. Your existence as human means nothing. Its unfortunate but true. Human lives are just like smoke. You either accept your fate as a supreme deity and other stronger beings plaything or you keep hitting yourself in the head wondering what the hell is going on. Yes, humans are like toys. You love your toys but sometimes you play war with them. God owes humans no duty of protection. He and other more advanced entities do what their hearts desire. You have to be lucky to get a miracle [/s].

, go and sell this fable to your gullible church members, they will applaud this beautiful nonsense.

delishpot:
If not for prayers and the grace of God, Corona would have been dancing etighi in naija.


@OP, where is the Testimony? You mean someone died after the cats ran helter-skelter? It doesn't have to be linked.

Because u prayed, then your god decided to limit the number of people that would have died to coronavirus....many christians need psychiatrists

SpecialAgent:
Just let anybody who want to go out, do. Naturally when things get worse, people will isolate willingly

Lol,that's what I keep saying.

what people dont know is that a government can never satisfy everybody but at the end it should be for the greater good....if people begin to die like fowls, nobody will enforce lockdown anymore, people complaining that government isn't giving foods will shut up

aduku1:
Oga it is their right..according to the International covenant of economic social and cultural right which nigeria is a party to, the right to food is mandatory and cannot be derogated. Also note that the right to food does not end at access to food only cos you might argue that since shops selling foods are open for some duration then the right has not been violation but this right also extends to the means of getting the food and since businesses are close which is one of the major means a citizen use to get funds in purchasing food and the fact that many Nigeria survival on daily works without having opportunity to much savings then we can bold say since such funds will be unavailable at this moment then their right to food has been violated and the government in remedying this are suppose to put in place proper palliatives to curb this situation. My article on this will be published today

Also be aware that weather a country is rich or not does not give them right to violate such right..the right is final and cannot be derogated even in times of emergency, the minimum core obligation of providing food must be actualized by the state. This is even supported also by International Humanitarian law that even in times of Armed conflicts like war, the right to food should not be violated.

Wen reality sets in and hits u hard u will understand your theories remain a dog in the book that can't bark..

Wait and be expecting your government to feed the entire nation with tubers of yams and bags of rice. They will even add smoothies for you for balance diet.

If I am a leader and someone dears me like that, I'll swear to the gods I will follow up and make sure he eats his words

drealcivilceno:
Ok...

Mine is
1. Clean the affect area with rubbing Alcohol.

2. Get a new razor blade and scratch the affect area. Wash off the blood stain (May God give you the fortitude to bear the pain- AMEN)

3. Cut an Aloe vera plant, a green substance will ooze from the area cut called the latex. Apply generously on the scraped surface.

4. Leave it to dry.

5. After 3 weeks repeat the procedure until you cannot find anything again.

6. PAY your TITHE to this ACCOUNT NO: 2072104761 UBA.

Dont try this nonsense, you will definitely regret it..it will come back bigger and worse in a matter of months...

izora:
Please how can I get this mckoll u talked about?

If u stay in Abuja, go to HMedix pharmacy, if not....pls check google or ask around

The entitlement right of these people is becoming so irritating,
The government does not owe anybody food!
Appreciate the little u were given and stop comparing us to wealthy nations like the likes of canada, it's a stupid comparison.

If you people had planned your lives, it wont be this bad, I am not saying every hands are equal, but there are people out here even in the villages who dont have up to what these ingrates have and arent complaining, they dont even have phones to go on social media to complain. So u expect bags of rice, groundnut oil, gas supply and a dozen broilers

You suddenly think getting fed is the responsibility of the government, kudos to countries that have the luxury to provide that, but expecting that from a populated nation like ours where people dont even pay tax is madness.

Yet you see a couple living in one room with 8 children and u want the government to feed u all, well the government will do what they know how to do best, they will use this avenue to loot more national cake

Chimezirim121:
Are you kidding me? Did just type "they should go and work"? You are not aware of the Lockdown?

Abeg, this sense of entitlement is nauseating...they should expect to be fed ba because government told them to lock down...they should not lock down, if what hit italy hits us and people are dying in thousands everyday, no one will beg anybody to hide..

Live according to your capacity...u see a couple living in one room having 9 children....how will ten loaves of bread be enough

This guy has come again....using a f .moniker shows are u are a coward

Lazy youth, they should go work and feed themselves....africans should learn a lesson...u are poor and be giving births like rabbits and be seeking sympathy and help from your government ..

Ozid:
Good morning good people of Nairaland. I hope you all are doing great and keeping safe during this period of corona virus endemic..

Pls I need help!! My younger brother has been battling with a certain rash on his head since 2013. We keep on treating and after sometimes the rashes disappear and appear later.

He has used all kinds of creams and was even on pills to treat the rashes yet the rashes refuse to go. Pls is there anybody that knows the name of the rashes and how it can be treated because my younger brother is gradually losing his self-esteem because he can hardly go out without putting on cap to cover the area that is affected by the rashes.

Suggestions, criticism and possible solutions to the problem are welcomed. Doctors in the house your input will be highly appreciated. Attached below is a picture showing the true state of the affected areas

Pls mods move this to FP for wider coverage

Get mckoll and thank me later.

apply this cream 2 times daily for 2 weeks and it will disappear. Speaking from experience...Dont ever make an attempt to cut it off or inject it...just leave it until u get that cream, it will fade off and become history for life

Standing5:
You with engine oil inside you on skull If I ask you to supply sources backing those alleged claims by pastor Chris, I already know the answer to the question.

Healing is a function of the faith of the pastor, the faith of the healed and power at work among others so I doubt any single man of God will stand to say he can heal anything. Only Jesus can and even at that, it is subject to so many things and not just the babalawo styled healing you guys are craving for.

Oga, the lame, deaf and blind he healed, where are they?


U are too daft to make any meaningful contribution.

Standing5:
You guys are pathetic at best o. Where did those pastors claim they can heal anything?

What I know that they preach of is. "Jesus Christ the healer". Above all there is faith commitment from both the party through which the healing is taking place and the healed. You guys just concoct nonsense against these men of God and start running with it.

Your head must be dry of oil.

What happened to all the fake miracles they have been performing....pastor chris has a healing school where he claims tumours can disappear, this men have milked the gullible for years with fake miracles.

Now we call them out to do the actual miracle but they are nowhere to be found. If they claimed they cured the blind, deaf, lame, SS to AA, hiv, fibroid etc Then why can't they do justice to coronavirus....

Just shut up if you have nothing to say

Kylekent59:
Don't worry, they will give you likes.

Just chill

Are u ok, someone aired his opinion u said hes looking for likes....