₦airaland Forum

Jregz: Lol..na your mat I collect

#looks to d left#
Nawa 4 u o...peson spread mat make OP lecture us u kari troway...Abeg if u lik 2 dey sit dwn 4 floor dey listen 2 lecture..we no lik am....comot...
#turns bak 2 d lecturer
#In an ilitrate ibo man's business voice
Babi gal biko kontinyuo

rozzay: I do not lie abt such thins. Any guy I want I get simple. Am way to talented nd endowed to be rejected

Havnt seen such talent for somtym nw....
Damn it gal u've courage nd guts

Jregz: *draws mat away *


Op your grammar strong gan ooo..... any ladies ?

#Brings Mat bak....Don't try ds agen

Op abeg speak more grammer we dey hear...
U stoped @ Hav any #ladies ever #inniated sex and #gotten rejected..Intrestin...
Talk 2 d ears

English F9
Mathematics C6
Physics E8
Chemistry E8
Economics F9
Agriculture A1
Biology E8
Geography F9
Igbo Language A1

Not my fault I was sick during d exams...Damn it

sKeetz: Her toto go sweet to Phuck ooo

because say na Rihana bah..Oga nyashh na nyashh

Wow...ds is serios mine jst got to 10,056mb...

#Eyes rights immediately face up....hands crossed behind...
#Kips whistling

Something is definitely wrong with dese pictures

5naira:
wetin i do you bros

U go switch to 10Naira...cos 5 Naira is now useless in Naija

With the slow withdrawal of the 5Naira note is it boosting or dwindling our Economy.At this point I hardly see what the 5Naira can buy now if not #PUrE WATER which is even sold 10Naira in most Areas...NIGERIA wich way...MR President where are WE

The 75 year old Spanish priest who was infected with
the Ebola virus in Liberia is being treated with the
new experimental drug, Zmapp, which was used to
treat two US missionary doctors infected with the
virus.
The Spanish government claimed yesterday that the
drug was imported from Geneva and doctors have
begun to administer it on Fr. Miguel Pajares at
Madrid’s La Paz-Carlos III hospital where he is in
isolation.
The first person to be treated with the serum, Dr.
Kent Brantly, saw his condition improve after being
given Zmapp.
Since his treatment began, Fr. Pajares is said to be in
stable condition, no longer has fever, and hasn't any
hemorrhaging. Doctors believe that his condition will
greatly improve in the coming days.
So erm, when is Africa going to get this drug?

.

More

What are the swiftest passenger planes ever made?
Excluding military aircrafts here are the 10 fastest
passenger planes in history.
10. Cessna Citation CJ3 – 478 mph
The Cessna Citation CJ3 is a light business jet from
Cessna. The plane is manufactured in the United
States and costs $7.49 million. It has a travel range
of 1,875 nautical miles or 3,473 kilometers and can
accommodate six passengers. The plane is powered
by a couple of Williams FJ 44-3A engines with 2,820
lbf and Rockwell Collins Pro Line 21 avionics.
Maximum cruising speed is 478 miles per hour. The
plane can climb at a rate of 3,576.07 fpm and can
reach a maximum of 45,000 feet.
9. Bombardier CRJ 1000 – 541 mph
The Bombardier CRJ 1000 is a light passenger jet
from Bombardier Aerospace. The plane is
manufactured in Canada and has a price of $46.37
million. It has a travel range of 1,691 nautical miles
or 3,132 kilometers and can accommodate 104
passengers. The plane is powered by a couple of
General Electric GE CF34-8C5A1 engines with
13,630 horsepower and Rockwell Collins ProLine 4
avionics. It has a maximum cruising speed of 541
miles per hour. The plane has a service ceiling of
41,000 feet and climb at a rate of 2,000 fpm.
8. Gulfstream G550 – 585 mph
The Gulfstream G550 is a heavy business jet
manufactured in the United States. It costs $55
million to $57 million. It has a travel range of 6,750
nautical miles or 12,501 kilometers and can
accommodate up to 18 passengers. The plane is
boosted by a couple of Rolls Royce BR 710 engines
with 15,58 lbf and Honeywell Primus Epic PlaneView
avionics. Its maximum cruising speed is 660 miles
per hour. Its service ceiling is 51,000 feet and it can
climb at a rate of 4,000 fpm.
7. Gulfstream G650 – 610 mph
The Gulfstream G650 is the fastest long-range
private charter jet. This heavy business jet is from
Gulfstream Aerospace and is made in the United
States. It has a travel range of 7,000 nautical miles
or 12,964 kilometers and can accommodate up to 18
passengers. It is powered by a couple of Rolls Royce
BR 725 A1 12 engines at 16,100 lbf and Honeywell
PlaneView 2 Cockpit avionics. The maximum
cruising speed is 610 miles per hour and service
ceiling is at 51,000 feet. It costs $62 million.
6. Boeing 747 8 – 614 mph
The Boeing 747 8 is a jumbo passenger jet from The
Boeing Company. It is manufactured in the United
States and costs $351.4 million. It has a travel range
of 8,000 nautical miles or 14,816 kilometers and can
accommodate 700 passengers. Four General Electric
GEnx 2B67 engines with 66,500 lbf and Rockwell
Collins avionics power the plane. The maximum
cruising speed is 614 miles per hour. Service ceiling
of the plane is 43,000 feet.
5. Dassault Falcon 900 EX – 662 mph
The Dassault Falcon 900 EX is a midsize business jet
from Dassault Aviation made in France. This plane
costs $36 million. It has a travel range of 3,995
nautical miles or 7,399 kilometers and has a seat
capacity of 19 passengers. The plane is powered by
three Honeywell TFE 731-60 engines at 5,000 lbf
and Dassault 3D EASy Cockpit. Maximum cruising
speed is 662 miles per hour. Service ceiling is
39,000 feet with climbing rate of 2,500 fpm.
4. Airbus A380 – 676 mph
The Airbus A380 is a jumbo passenger jet from
Airbus Industrie. It is made in France and costs $318
million. Some of its variants include the A380 700,
A380 800 and A380 900 models. All three have
maximum cruising speed of 676 miles per hour. The
costs range from $301 million to $337.5 million. The
800 and 900 models both have four Rolls Royce
Trent 970B engines with 70,000 lbf and Thales
Rockwell Honeywell Combo avionics. Both can climb
at a rate of 4,500 fpm with service ceiling of 43,000
feet. The 700 model, on the other hand, has four
Engine Alliance GP 7270 engines with 70,000 lbf
and avionics system similar to its sister models.
3. Cessna Citation X – 700 mph
The Cessna Citation X is a midsize business jet from
Cessna in the United States. The plane costs
between $20.6 million to 21.5 million. It has a travel
range of 3,070 nautical miles or 5,686 kilometers
and can accommodate 12 passengers. The plane is
powered by a couple of Rolls Royce AE 3007C1 at
6,764 lbf and Honeywell Primus 2000 autopilot
avionics. Maximum cruising speed is 700 miles per
hour and service ceiling is 51,000 feet. The plane
can climb at a rate of 3,650 fpm.
2. Concorde – 1,354 mph
The Concorde was a turbojet powered supersonic
passenger airliner, or what is called as the
supersonic transport, or SST. The plane was
developed through the collaboration of the British
Aircraft Corporation, or BAC, and Aerospatiale. It first
came out in 1969 but it officially entered service
only in 1976. It flew commercial flights for 27 years
before it was retired from service in 2003. Only 20
units were ever built, with 14 being used in the
airline industry. The plane costs £23 million in 1977,
which is equivalent to around £107 million in
today’s economy. British Airways and Air France
primarily used the plane, although Braniff
International Airways also used it through a short-
term lease and Singapore Airlines via a short-term
wet lease. It had a maximum cruising speed of 1,354
miles per hour with flight range of 7,250 kilometers.
It could accommodate 128 passengers and its
service ceiling was 60,000 feet at climb rate speed
of 5,000 fpm. Four Rolls Royce/Olympus 593
turbojet engines powered the plane.
1. Tupolev TU 144 – 1,510 mph
The Tupolev TU 144 was a supersonic transport
plane from Tupolev OKB. It was produced between
1968 and 1984, though only 55 flights were
completed because of its poor safety record. It was
also used for cargo until 1983. The plane could
accommodate 140 passengers and was utilized
primarily by Aeroflot. Service ceiling was at 65,600
feet at a climb rate of 9,840 fpm. The plane had four
Kolesov RD-3651 turbojet engines.

www.therichest.com/business/technology/the-10-fastest-passenger-planes-in-history/

lalaboi: This is stupid!

How old are you OP?

Older dan ur Grand father...

Making front pagE wit dis shiit

Totally answers my question...as regarded to the 6th point wich is actually d most important to note so we know what we are running from...op kudos

Woww jst A click and u hav an account u can operate with...MTN and Diamond good 2 go

The era of mobile telephone banking in Nigeria
received a huge boost on Friday, August 8, 2014, as
one of Nigeria’s leading banks, Diamond Bank Plc in
partnership with MTN Nigeria, officially unveiled the
“Diamond Y’ello Account” (DYA) in Lagos.
The ceremony which was held at The Wheat baker
Hotels, Ikoyi, Lagos was attended bysenior
management of Diamond Bank Plc and MTN.
Continue...
They include the Group Managing Director(GMD) of
Diamond Bank Plc; Dr Alex Otti, CEO of MTN Nigeria;
Mr Mike Ikpoki, Acting Chief Marketing Officer
(C.M.O) of MTN Nigeria; Mr Usoro Usoro and the
Deputy Managing Director of Diamond Bank Plc; Mr
Uzoma Dozie among others. Continue...
The ceremony which was held at The Wheat baker
Hotels, Ikoyi, Lagos was attended bysenior
management of Diamond Bank Plc and MTN. They
include the Group Managing Director(GMD) of
Diamond Bank Plc; Dr Alex Otti, CEO of MTN Nigeria;
Mr Mike Ikpoki, Acting Chief Marketing Officer
(C.M.O) of MTN Nigeria; Mr Usoro Usoro and the
Deputy Managing Director of Diamond Bank Plc; Mr
Uzoma Dozie among others.
The Diamond Y’ello Account is the outcome of an
exciting synergy between Diamond Bank Plc and
MTN Nigeria. Diamond Bank will through this
product, provide numerous banking services to
Nigerians via the robust telecommunications
platform of MTN. According to the bank, subscribers
on the MTN network will now be able to open an
account, save money, make purchases and even
apply for loans, all through their mobile phones.
The Diamond Y’elloAccount (DYA) is easy to
use, as it completely eliminates the burden
and risk of moving around with huge sums of
money. Customers who are registered on the
MTN network are automatically eligible for the
service. To open an account, interested
customers will dial *710# and follow the
prompts.
Speaking during the formal unveiling of the product,
Chairman of MTN Nigeria, Dr Pascal Dozie, who also
doubles as the founder of Diamond Bank Plc, paid
glowing tributes to both companies for partnering to
pioneer a product, which according to him, will
change the face of banking in Nigeria.
He described the collaboration between the two
companies asa joint commitment to excellence,
which also aligns with the current financial policy of
the federal government aimed at engendering a
cashless society, managing inflation and promoting
socio-economic growth.
The GMD of Diamond Bank Plc, Mr Alex Otti described
the Diamond Y’ello Account (DYA) as a “novel, earth-
shaking product”.He expressed confidence that the
product will enable the bank to reach out to the
millions of people who do not have a bank account,
but are connected on the MTN network, which is the
largest in Nigeria with 58 million customers.
Also speaking, MTN’s CEO Mike Ikpoki expressed
delight over the partnership with Diamond Bank. He
expressed full confidence that the Diamond Yello
financial service will ultimately promote a cashless
society, create more jobs and ultimately build a
vibrant economy, powered by technology.
For more information about the Diamond Y’ello
Account, please

visit http://www.mtnonline.com/
diamond-yello-account
h
Group Managing Director, Diamond Bank Plc, Dr Alex
Otti; Founder of Diamond Bank and Founding
Chairman of MTN Nigeria, Dr Pascal Dozie and CEO,
MTN Nigeria, Mr Mike Ikpoki, unveiling the Diamond
Y’ello Account.
From Left: Founding Chairman, MTN Nigeria, Dr
Pascal Dozie; comic act, Afeez Oyetoro, a.k.a Saka,
and General Manager, Consumer Marketing, MTN, Mr
Kola Oyeyemi at the formal unveiling of the
Diamond Y’ello Account on Friday, August 8 2014.

nnadychuks: foolishness won't solve anything. Op

Wats abt foolishness here

Naijaa

All we need is #Safety...nobody kias abt d oda peson...If dey get d virus on d glove and giv 2 odas..it dosent mata 2 dem...#Selfishness

Jregz: This thread is a joke................mtcheew

Den Laf ur ass out

dimples2: So how will the gloves be taken off
With teeth gloves or leg glove

And how about if a customer with ebola transfers it to the glove! They use that same gloved hand to attend to another customer without ebola

Hehe na dia teeth

Who among M I and ILL BLISS is a better rapper

Na wa oooh,
Nigerians sabi fear sha ooh, but who would blame
them; I’d probably do the same thing.
The shot above was taken in Union Bank’s Yaba
branch in Lagos and that is the Chief Executive/
Group Managing Director, Mr. Emeka Emuwa
serving customers yesterday, Friday 8th
August.
It’s good to see that Nigerians are been health
conscious but please lets not overdo it, no
spreading of salty rumors…..hehe

Kung Fu
master Liu Fei, from Mianyang, South-West China,
can exhale smoke and fire from his mouth, sort of
like a dragon. And I’m not talking about the kind of
fire breathing performances you get to see at the
circus, either; this man seems to be able to
produce fire from within his body, exhaling it
through his sawdust-packed mouth.
The viral video of Fei’s performance and is really
quite mind-blowing. He starts off by stuffing large
quantities of sawdust in his mouth. Then, he
makes a hole into the sawdust, with his finger, and
starts to blow out small puffs of smoke through
the dust.
Later, he uses a fan to blow air into his ear and
even more smoke comes out of his mouth. The
performance culminates with actual flames coming
out of his mouth, which get bigger and and more
frequent towards the end. The whole thing seems
miraculous, but after watching the video, some
forum users came up with a few plausible
explanations.
“There’s probably a hot ember in the sawdust he
packed in his mouth,” wrote a self-confessed
pyromaniac. “When he exhales, the ember starts to
consume the surrounding sawdust with the oxygen
provided. He maintains the fire controlling the
oxygen supply. If it’s out of control, he smothers it
with compressed sawdust.” Others suspected that
the sawdust was so highly flammable that he could
probably set fire to it very easily. After doing a bit
of online research, it seems reporters have
watched Liu performing the feat in front of their
eyes, and confirmed he uses nothing to light the
sawdust.
“The chances are the sawdust is in fact lycopodium
powder,” wrote another person. “The bowl most
likely has buried in it a hidden mouth guard and
when he stuffs his mouth with powder. In the
mouth piece is hidden a capsule of potassium
permanganate and glycerin, this ignites after 20
-30 seconds starting a reaction with the
lycopodium, and the fan adds oxygen to the
powder, the flame created at the end shows better
combustion of the fuel.”
Well, whatever the explanation, it sure is a cool
trick to watch.

www.informationng.com/2014/08/real-life-human-dragon-stuffs-his-mouth-with-sawdust-exhales-smoke-and-fire.html

Blind school

The Ebola virus has spread to Europe. A Spanish
priest infected with the virus in Liberia arrived in
Madrid for treatment today. 75 year old Miguel
Pajares (pictured above) had been working as a
missionary in Liberia when he tested positive for
Ebola at the San Jose de Monrovia Hospital in
Monrovia. A medically-equipped military jet was sent
to Liberia yesterday to repatriate Pajares.
A Spanish nun named Paciencia Melgar working in
Equatorial Guinea has also tested positive to Ebola
and will also be repatriated to Spain.
The priest and the nun belonged to a Catholic
humanitarian group that runs hospitals around the
world, and had been helping to treat patients
infected with the virus when they were infected.
The Spanish priest as he arrived in Madrid today...

The footballer shared the pic on his instagram page
and thanked God for his blessings...

Barca can't go .. U knw hw much funds dey denerate 4 La liga Haterz go 2 bed