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Ivanspring: What did i do?

Wich 1 b say u no dey blush....imagine say I dey woo u nw u go jst dey luk me 4 eye...lik am gibbering
U b witch

What tribe is the richest when it comes to Respect?
Don’t lie ooo!!
Let's be sincere here...no taking sides

The Lady has to be educated ....often times beta...the man can actually b a serios ibo biz man wit dat dia Romantic Eng...
Bt seriosly wen dia is love and understanding...I think dey're gud 2 go

Return wetin dem sell fone giv me??

marieolae: lolz

I jst hate seeing gals unhappy...dey jst don't deserve it

MarshRiley: Dem plenty o,I no fit start dey name dem

Mehn guy u're high on codeine.lol..like Temiegrace and Badoolee bah

badoolee: noooo

Mhmmm..U get sense abi

obowunmi: I'm looking for a wife, not a girl.

Wat is rong wit u..Ar u Gay??A wife is jst a term for a matured girl...my frnd b realistic

marieolae: The guys I've been wid r jus not romantic

Shoo...wen am here...
Come 2 Daddy gal

badoolee: awchhh dat line is so romantic It makes me emotional

Lol its in U....idi well loaded ...sure dat line is also as romantic as
***plss Open ur Legs***

Ivanspring: I don't blush

Talk well jor

purplesummer:

We didn't say u shud come n smile here miss purple..lol...we all knw u got a charming smile...wats d best line u eva had a guy say 2u

Tallesty1: Tall, atleast 6ft.

C ur username sef...u still dey find 6ft
B lik say u wan born Nepa pole bah

obowunmi: So anyone who knows me here on Nairaland, knows I've been on a mission to find a spouse. Well, it hasn't happened yet. So I decided to enroll the services of (1) a babalawo (2) a pastor to see which worked best.

I willingly gave each 1 million naira. They were both happy and said that they will begin fasting, praying, and appealing to the gods on my behalf for a wife.

Yesterday, the pastor called me to ask for more money. I told him it's been two (2) months since the 1 million naira and that I am yet to find anyone who appeals to me.

Two days prior to yesterday, babalawo called me to say he needs to do more sacrifices and that I should send about 500k.


Right now, I am disappointed and upset at both men. They both have not provided a solution to my issue yet asking for more money. Is it this stressful to find a good woman?

Might I also add that a girl I really liked and had been talking to, suddenly stopped talking to me.

Nairalanders, I am confused and need help. I won't be giving either men any money. All I need is a good woman.

U giv Pastor and Babalawo 1 mil each...hmm
Adonblivu...
Wen gals are evriwia
Enta d church meet d 1 u lik ..b social...spend 20k on her and u hav a wife...u say u dey waste money...
***Allergic 2 bullshiit***

[quote author=krall]what is the cause of your oversized head? [/quote
As she call u Gentleman ur head come rise lik doghnut...u come raise ur shoulders lik peson wey wear 1500...lol

stormybucci: u look lyk baba(my dads gateman ) with ur by-force dimples.... mtcheew ur head lyk mexican poly bag

Jesus....omoh guy u dey vex o...wetin ds man do u nh...u wan finish im generation

stormybucci: mtcheew.... u no fine reach me half

U long pass am shaa ...lol

No stress...Go meet d fada

MarshRiley: Just look good small like me
And Money my brother,I mean plenty money,forget the sex part,if girl dey chop your money,nobody go teach u how to sex am

Hehe....Fyn boiz....come...marsh wich gal dey dciv u say u fine sef ...lol

krall: so a man that cooks for you is not a "mumu".




U have sense.

I die well...C dat gal
Her head nid upgrading 2 d latest version

krall: thank you temi. You are a gentle woman.

Chaiii...m
C my head nw don big pass size 5....lol

temigracie: ...a gentleman is someone who loves for who i am....loves me unconditionally.....makes me smile n blush always.....a perfect gentleman knows my weakness n loves me with it...

Temi evriwia...we go run 4u
U no want much sef...and I can do all dat plus includin more..
***Oya come 2 Daddy**

Wen chinua Achebe say d beautiful ones are not yet born...
Some fools believe am folo dey wait wen beauty full evriwia dey waste..Na y some men no go marry till late 40's...Nw u wan look 4 homely galz...Dey ar not yet born...
...#Rubbish

#AndyBlaze in lov wit im teacher..
D teacher sef dey sick 4 1 syd of her head
U ma u get suko suko on both sides...
16 year old dey talk of marriage...TAke tym o
***U c any marks 4 my chin??***

In phyno's voice
#Gerrout#

Lolaabokoku: But ฟһў on earth did this man choose Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ come Τ̅Ơ̴̴̴̴͡ Lagos?

All a plot 2 me...
D city probably more populous dan anyoda in d Nation...
US is tryin

purplesummer: Lol. I'm a girl and I know the meaning of love because I've experienced it. A girl is indecisive about a guy if she doesn't truly love him. Moreso, ending up with the one you love, to me is the most satisfying, I wouldn't go looking for other "diamond endings" unless I don't really love my fiance.

so u're tellin me u'l marry d one u luv even though he's financially unstable

purplesummer: I don't think she loves you enough, if at all.
She could crush the already broken pieces of your heart into powder. Take her back at your own risk.

Purplesummer u're a gal....nt saying u shud take sides...bt u of all people shud know hw indecisive u gals can b..especialy wen it comes 2 mariage..as noone knows d road wit d diamond ending

.

U luv ds gal wich is obviously y u want advice on hw 2 handle her...Talk to this girl bro..Ask her questions...@ first let her know u're nt having her bak...watch reactions...lik a tape recorder record her answers 2 ur questions as per hw she spent d past 1 year of her life...U're a man..den make ur decisions afta u might hav ran through her mind..try dat

ntyce:
Hope the brain will be corresponding in size.
Na geek be that.

Hw many great pple 2day hav slight big heads..U funny o..As if u havnt heard dat d biggest of heads are d dumbest of minds..lol

The government of Lagos state Nigeria has confirmed
5 new cases of the deadly Ebola virus infection in the
state.
According to Lagos state Health Commissioner,
Doctor Idris Jide, 2 of the new patients have tested
negative to the killer virus.
“till date, we have recorded eight suspected cases,
five of which came in on Tuesday.
“On the whole, five have died. We are currently
following up 213 contacts and 63 have completed
the two-day follow-up.” – Idris Jide said
The commissioner also regretted the death of Dr
Stella Adadevoh, the Senior Consultant/
Endocrinologist at First Consultant Hospital, who led
the team that attended to and treated Nigeria’s first
index case, Patrick Sawyer, a Liberian-American.
According to him, it was the deceased doctor, “who
took the initiative to intimate the ministry
concerning the index case and, substantially to her
credit is the moderate containment achieved.
“She led the team who attended to the index case.
Her doggedness and commitment to duty saw her
personally reviewing the case, though the patient
had earlier been seen by a doctor. No doubt, she and
the other affected health workers are the heroes and
heroines of the day.”
He also commiserated with the families, friends and
co-workers of all affected persons.

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