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Lysaa,kindly summarise d long story 4 me jor. I can read that long shít even if i will be paid 4 reading it. I need to knw what stood still and what gene did to d thing when she realised dat d 'thing' stood still. Am waiting . . . .


@thegeorgy, i hope u can do better. Stop hating. Hating is not gud 4 your health.

Mumu, what makes u think that u guys are gud enough to win a treble. Stop dreaming. Pray that u win the premier league cos barca or madrid wont let u smell that cup. I pray shalke beat u guys in the semis cos i dont want u guys to embarrass the epl when messi and co dismantle u guys.

These arsenal boys needs to be taught how to win matches and not just play as if they are practising. With d mentality they have,all of them would retire without winning anything.No wonder pep guardiola said dat the gunnars are not better than the kids in barca youth academy.

Sick woman

That is d way it should be. Babes are not supposed to demand for anything frm their bf. U should give her out of your own freewill.

Now i knw that mr chima is as crazy as madam chima. Now i see the reason madam chima is always on nairaland and never in the arms of mr chima. After all these stuntS he is never gonna have enough strength for d sex hungry mrs chima. Madam chima,i have a friend who can help u. U game?

Op, is that mr chima?

[quote author=Mrs.Chima link=topic=645461.msg8124841#msg8124841 date=1302780655]Inky,

Quick question, why boys with small worms labeled themselves as [size=22pt] D BIG ROD?   [/quote]mrs chima, why dont u let me fork u so that u confirm that. Oh, i understand that u are fat and ugly so u wont get the chance to taste me. Fork off. just manage mr chima`s pencil size rod[/size]

[quote author=Mr, Cork link=topic=645461.msg8124696#msg8124696 date=1302779368]errmm, Mrs.Chima. madam do u reliase u have to loose weight before joining the kokomansion game?

They dont allow fat babes (no oofeinse) [/quote]lol

Hi c,
You got several things wrong. You didnt know d difference between love and suffocation. You suffocated me. You couldnt tolerate me having  lots of female friends. You always acted silly each time i got gifts from any of ma female friends. All u could have done was to know your role as a girlfriend (and not as a mother or wife) and perform them without feeling insecure. When u left u thought i was going to kiss ur feet and beg u to come back. Nah,i dont do that. Even before u left, there were lots of babes who wanted to   unseat u including some of ur friends that ill advised u to leave moi.

No doubt u were a good gf but your over-possessiveness killed our r/tionship rather than help it. wish u d best in life. Pls stop dreaming dat we could be back together(Ur friend told me dat). It is not possible because u walked out. I am not missing u at all. A better person has taken ur place.

Several naija babes do it so whats d big deal ?

@Kandiikane,
thanks.

@190,
i actually pity whoever u would marry cos una children go be like monkeys. I hereby confer on u d title 'ATUTUPOYOYO 1 of Nairaland'.

It is essential that fine people marry ugly people so that we dont have so many ugly children around. Have u ever imagined d kind of ugly children that would be produced if ugly dudes like 190 marry ugly babes. That go come atutupoyoyo

@ mrs chima,
is rokiatu a hooker ? Lol

I love women with big rumps. Infact,most of my babes have got big ones. My only problem is dat most babes dont take care of d huge flest there by working out. If a big arsed babe doesnt work out,d sexy arse could become so large and shapeless just like molue. What u see with most women is called molue yansh. The arse should have more of quality not quantity.

Op,forget whatever she has. You need confidence to be able to talk to her.

Op,
Did u say dat you've not been dumped b4? There are 3 types of women-those that have been dumped,those that are yet to be dumped and those that would go into marriage without being a relationship(d born again sisters and brothers). Besides,being dumped simply means that you are of no value to d 'dumpee'. It doesnt mean that u wont be of any value to another person.
Dumping someone is a very difficult thing. Most time u have to be diplomatic to make her/him realise that she is better off with another person. I dont feel happy but i just have to do it.

Lol
Kaycrystal,a 23 yr old woman is not too young to get married. The babe isnt just feeling d guy.

Op,
u are such a silly guy. Do u want to see his rod inside her b4 u knw dat something is going on? This is what happens when a dull boy dates a smart girl.
Instead of u investigating this your 'smart' babe,you should get another babe.
Imo it is impossible 4 a man and a woman to spend d night on d same bed and nothing happens. Unless d guy is díckless.

mrs chima,wht are u doing on nl by dis time of d night?

Op,u are a lunatic.Learn to speak 4 urself .i will advice dat u vote 4 someone dat would make dis country good. Stop dis tribal sentiments