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This was the reply a dude got from his brother ,He told his cousin that he has not being things for them, ever since he started working at shoprite Nigeria .
Lol what an epic reply ���
Cc:RoyalRoy

Tolexander:
The babe dey yoga as if sey na rubber be her body.

I am pretty sure that the lady is from Edo.

Oga shut up if you have nothing to say

Please add,08151675945

Philip2013:
Please those that have written theirs how did you login? Is it with Jamb reg no or the username and password used during post utme registration?

Jamb registration number

Here's mine

Iykestix:
Hi here, goodluck to the uniben aspirants, I remember last year when I was also an aspirant, how time flies, iam still seeing some monikers here that I can remember like Draei, u can ask me ur questions if I have answers I would try myy best to be of service.

what course are you studying?

form will be out by November, why don't you follow NDA thread.all your in for will be posted there

I am writing on the 30th

Please will it be possible for someone in science to cross to engineering,?
someone just told me you can't do it in unilag I wany to know if it's so with uniben.

driveiwe:
A huge serpent almost killed a lady cooking in her kitchen in Ogiso quarters of Edo state,thank God her village witches were asleep,and so the hunter became the hunted.

Boss where for Ogiso this happen,caused me Dae Akugbe now

Hmmm just read through page 1 to 4,don't no what say.
sir Billyonaire maybe you should visit a psychologist, are you sure you are not experiencing one of those brain syndrome, no offence sir .
@no offence once again .
I am 18 and I am kind of finding all these strange.

Explorers:
Cyclist Pawel Poljanski ‘s legs after sixteen stages at the Tour De France

what happened to his leg ?

In 10^1 years your pet probably will be dead.

In 10^2 years you will be dead.

In 10^3 years your grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand-kid will be dead.

In 10^9 years the earth will be dead. Oceans will boil away, earth will lose all water to space, everything on earth will be bleeped up by then. The earth will go red hot and mountains begin to melt.In 10^10 years the sun will be dead. Changes in gravity will cause the planets in Milky Way to collide with each other and eventually fall into the while-dwarf of the dead sun.
In 10^11 years the Milky Way will be dead. It will collide/merge with the neighboring galaxy, forming a single galaxy called Milkdromeda. The neighboring galaxy called Andromeda is approaching our galaxy with 110KM/Sec speed. Milkdromeda will eventually die forming a super massive black hole.

In 10^15 years all stars will be dead. There won’t be enough matter to form new stars. The Universe will go black.

In 10^100 years black holes will be dead.

There won’t be anything left, other than emptiness, darkness and absolute cold.
Therefore, nothing matters in life. It doesn’t matter if you have $672 or $672M in bank. All that awaits us are emptiness and darkness.
We are bunch of confused atoms trapped in some unknown tiny corner of the universe. As long as you are breathing, enjoy your stay here.

Say Hi to that person you wanted to say Hi to.
Have a good day.

Goodday nairaland, how do we deal with the issues of racist embarrassing us on social media platforms?
So this afternoon I was checking out FIBA on Facebook concerning the Nigeria vs Cameroon that was played and I saw a certain Philippine insulting Ike Diogu,who FIBA said was the one that helped Nigeria to be in the semi final,this idiot philippine says he hates blacks,that we are slave.and he also says he is a fan of Donald Trump,
bellow is a screen shot of the message
PS:forgive me for the grammatical errors English is not my mother Language

CastingToVilla:
Your grandfather is the foolish one. That's why he engaged in coitus with a mad woman who then gave birth to your dad. You, of course, inherited both the foolishness of your grandpa and the insanity of your grandma.

Two times this year, you have contemplated suicide. I decree that you would contemplate it the third time and you would then hang yourself to rid this world of your foolishness and your madness.

Mumuness fall on you, anuofia, awa le e.

Bastard I heard you just escaped from yabaleft,you can go find your friends that are mad also.
bastard child from a thousand fathers

CastingToVilla:
Your grandfather is the foolish one. That's why he engaged in coitus with a mad woman who then gave birth to your dad. You, of course, inherited both the foolishness of your grandpa and the insanity of your grandma.

Two times this year, you have contemplated suicide. I decree that you would contemplate it the third time and you would then hang yourself to rid this world of your foolishness and your madness.

Mumuness fall on you, anuofia, awa le e.

Bastard I heard you just escaped from yabaleft,you can go find your friends that are mad also.
bastard son from a thousand fathers

CastingToVilla:
Uhonmora, home of witches.

Ora and in short the whole of Owan, their witch too go dope o.

Last time I was there, I saw two women arguing in pidgin:

Woman 1: How many witch you get sef? I join 5 witch.

Woman 2: Shut up, you dey learn. I dey 8 and 3 of my coven dey fly for afternoon. You don ever fly for afternoon.


With witchcraft like that, crocodile is small thing for them to kill.

You foolish I swear

I am writing on Saturday 4:30 akwa ibom ICT centre way my people

please help,I forget the password to my kofa and now I tried requesting for a new password, they kept telling me no record found of this user .

Born Herman Webster Mudgett; H.H. Holmes was a very intelligent man having graduated high school at the age of 16 and receiving his doctorate at the age of 23 from the University of Michigan's Department of Medicine and Surgery.

To pay for medical school, Mudgett used many different aliases to conduct various forms of fraud; one such fraud involved him filling out life-insurance policies on dead people.

It wasn’t until he moved to Chicago and changed his name to Dr. Henry Howard Holmes, that he would begin construction on the building he is most known for— “Murder Castle.”
Dr H.H Holmes was an evil genius.

"I was born with the devil in me. I could not help the fact that I was a murderer, no more than the poet can help the inspiration to sing — I was born with the 'Evil One' standing as my sponsor beside the bed where I was ushered into the world, and he has been with me since."
-H.H .Holmes
source :Google and quora .

• Never take out an object you’ve been stabbed with. It’s actually preventing you from a hemorrhage. Let a doctor or other medical person remove it.
• If you need urgent help in a public place, do not scream for help. People will think someone else will help you. Instead, call out for help to one specific person.
• If you ever find yourself locked in a sinking car, don’t try to open the door, the water pressure will be too high. Instead use your headrest, not to hit the window.
• If the plane you’re in has to perform a water landing, you should never inflate your life jacket while you’re in the plane, as it will make you stuck on the ceiling. Get off the plane first, then inflate the jacket.
• If you’re cooking with oil and gas and it catches fire, never try to extinguish it with water. Because of the oil, you’ll instead make the fire bigger. Simply turn off the gas and use something non-flammable to cover the flames. A pot lid or a wool blanket are useful.
•Stay close to the ground if any building catches fire. Smoke is the first cause of death during a fire & smoke rises. Clearer air for breathing is found close to the ground.
Source: quora

• Never take out an object you’ve been stabbed with. It’s actually preventing you from a hemorrhage. Let a doctor or other medical person remove it.
• If you need urgent help in a public place, do not scream for help. People will think someone else will help you. Instead, call out for help to one specific person.
• If you ever find yourself locked in a sinking car, don’t try to open the door, the water pressure will be too high. Instead use your headrest, not to hit the window.
• If the plane you’re in has to perform a water landing, you should never inflate your life jacket while you’re in the plane, as it will make you stuck on the ceiling. Get off the plane first, then inflate the jacket.
• If you’re cooking with oil and gas and it catches fire, never try to extinguish it with water. Because of the oil, you’ll instead make the fire bigger. Simply turn off the gas and use something non-flammable to cover the flames. A pot lid or a wool blanket are useful.
•Stay close to the ground if any building catches fire. Smoke is the first cause of death during a fire & smoke rises. Clearer air for breathing is found close to the ground.
Source: quora

please how much will they collect from me,to change my mouth piece

please how much will they collect from me,to change my mout piece

Isiboy:
go fix the MOUTHPIECE of ur fone

boss it's not the mouth piece cause I can hear what they are saying but they can't hear me
and the phone is just 2 weeks old

please epp me out ooh, whenever I used my phone to make call ,the person on the receiver don't always hear what aM saying. But me the caller usually hears them .
ps:I have used it to call my other phone,it's still the same thing.i have also factory reset the phone ,I am still having the same issue and the phone is Acer liquid z6.
please what is the solution.

Will you swap with Samsung j5 2016 what's you location

officialteemi:
at the end ...the lil kid will av to mop the floor....

lol you just know..

alexistaiwo:
For a moment I almost thought OP is advertising Edo state. Well even if you are.
I am not marrying anybody from that Witches headquarters

you are a fool,
Edo state don't need foolish peeps like you
Bastard...

phrancis99:
Tried paying but its saying trash..RRR generation message from Remita: Invalid Request

I thought they said application fee of 2000, I am seeing 4500 ooo!!!!

are you sure it's not 3500,you Dae plus past question?

Ekiti State University is the only university in Nigeria that has had its name changed four times. Established as Obafemi Awolowo University (1982), Ondo State University (1985), University of Ado-Ekiti (1999), Ekiti State University (2011).

Now you do
cc:Bank of fact