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Politics › Re: AFCON 2025: FIFA Clarifies Position As CAF Awaits Verdict On Senegal by Dcaliphate(m): 6:04pm On Jan 28
tomju2:
In Nwabali's voice. Morroco should use the towels they stole from him to wipe their tears.
grin
Politics › Re: AFCON 2025: FIFA Clarifies Position As CAF Awaits Verdict On Senegal by Dcaliphate(m): 6:03pm On Jan 28
Mrexcell:
I learnt fifa has even removed morroco from the list of countries that's going to host the 2030 world cup but i don't know how true is this.
I really hope that's true. They lack the spirit of sportsmanship
Politics › Re: AFCON 2025: FIFA Clarifies Position As CAF Awaits Verdict On Senegal by Dcaliphate(m): 9:39am On Jan 28
Morocco no try, they be seizing towels of their opponents goal keepers and acting like it's a do or die affair. It's Morocco that should get sanctions not senegal. They even poisoned three Senegalese players with contaminated fruit juice
Politics › Re: "Obi Or Nothing’ Not Helpful, ADC Warns Supporters Against Divisive Politics by Dcaliphate(m): 7:23am On Jan 25
It's Obi or me myself go vote that APC
Romance › Re: Single Men Above 30,why Have You Avoided Marriage? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:35am On Jan 17
Melancho:
The question you should ask yourself is why do people get married?

You can have kids without getting married.
Sex, food and companionship without marriage.

So why do people get married? Please don't say love.
You're asking us a question and still telling us what not to say grin
Baba you know your answer and your answer knows you
Car Talk › Re: Which Car Should I Buy As My First Car. by Dcaliphate(m): 10:11am On Jan 13
Get a good neat Nigerian used 2007 Toyota Corolla
Politics › Re: Why Tinubu’s Endorsement, South East’s Alignment With Centre Matter - Peter Mbah by Dcaliphate(m): 7:14am On Jan 11
If not for the wanton corruption in your damned country why should that alignment matter?
Foreign Affairs › Re: Trump Threatens Military Action On Greenland by Dcaliphate(m): 11:34am On Jan 10
Here's a dude that really understands power play
Food › Re: Fish Egg: Apart From Me, Who Likes Eating This? by Dcaliphate(m): 6:24pm On Jan 07
okomile:
Fish egg
Yummy when fried and snack with garri grin grin
Must everything be with garri?
Pets › Re: What's The Breed Of This Dog? by Dcaliphate(m): 6:03pm On Jan 07
Ekuk for short
Food › Re: These Foodstuffs Or 1million Naira? Choose Wisely (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:48am On Nov 30, 2025
You people are looking down too much on one million o, it's asking me to chose between landed property and these snacks I'm seeing here
Travel › Re: Nigerian Man Sells His House In Lagos For N60m, Relocates To UK by Dcaliphate(m): 3:19am On Nov 27, 2025
No
faceland:
I would put it in Treasury Bills or borrow it to different loan apps. I only survive with the interest which is 15% each year. So each year I get ₦9m

I am not extravagant. ₦700k a month is more than enough (especially as no transportion cost to work)... Of course, if their is any small side-hustle, I would invest wisely. Lay back and relax.
All the while hoping and praying you don't get kidnapped and robbed of all you got for ransom payment
Politics › Re: We Are ‘preparing For Action’ In Nigeria – US War Secretary Pete Hegseth by Dcaliphate(m): 7:44pm On Nov 02, 2025
grin
Abeg make una bring action come we don tire for this terrorist-sympathizing charlatans we call leaders
Politics › Re: Christian genocide: Tinubu treated you well but you betrayed him - MURIC to CAN by Dcaliphate(m): 11:42am On Nov 02, 2025
They don begin run kitikiti.
If na PO talk this thing now una go wan chop am raw
Politics › Re: Christian Killings: Tinubu & Trump Will meet soon To Resolve This Issue - Bwala by Dcaliphate(m): 11:39am On Nov 02, 2025
AqualinaXYZ:
Wetin concern light and darkness



Tinubu has been doing everything to avoid Trump and USA till the killings got Trumps attention



Tinubu no sleep last night because na from this matter revolution and his Chicago forgery for escalate



The useless mannequin in Aso Rock was only focusing on blackmailing and intimidating Governors to defect to APC and solely concerned about 2027



Show me one tweet or IG post Tinubu has made since 2023 he bought his way to Aso Rock condemning the killings and kidnappings in Nigeria



Anything wey no be 2027 election and white powder no concern the idiot
grin grin grin grin
Politics › Re: Christian killings: Sowore Reacts To Trump's Threat of military action by Dcaliphate(m): 11:35am On Nov 02, 2025
Sowore is working for Tinubu. Doesn't really matter if you believe it or not
Education › Re: 15 Universities That Have Produced The Most Billionaires by Dcaliphate(m): 3:44pm On Oct 18, 2025
Oxford no follow?
After everything we have heard about oxford
Crime › Re: Car Wash Attendant Disappears With Customer’s ₦38m Car In Asaba by Dcaliphate(m): 2:53pm On Oct 13, 2025
judatech:
N38m car without tracker?
Just pray the thief is not the expert type that knows how to disable a tracker bro, there's no technology without loopholes
Christianity Etc › Re: Rev. Uma Ukpai Is Dead by Dcaliphate(m): 12:45pm On Oct 13, 2025
Heaven gains!
Rest in Peace Sir.
Crime › Re: Passengers Arrested With Over $6.1million Cash At Lagos Airport by Dcaliphate(m): 5:42am On Oct 12, 2025
That's almost 9billion Naira
Phones › Re: The First Memorable Phone You Used. by Dcaliphate(m): 8:42pm On Oct 09, 2025
Nokia 6230i
Lovely phone

Politics › Re: Enugu State's IGR For 2024 Exceeds All North East States Combined by Dcaliphate(m): 4:43pm On Oct 07, 2025
ImpartialGuy:
Actually, there's nothing special about IGR. It means that a state is taxing their people higher than others. I don't know why you are comparing Enugu to other regions. Are you celebrating Enugu State govenor for taxing his people more?
God bless you my brother
Crime › Re: 16-Year Old American Commits Suicide After Sextortion Message Traced To Lagos by Dcaliphate(m): 12:18pm On Oct 07, 2025
samuelson06:
This is so disheartening. But why are these white young people always suicidal? Every little thing, they want to commit suicide.
Cos they're not used to hard life like us
Politics › Re: ‘Sex Workers, Agberos’; Everybody Is Required To Declare Their Income. Oyedele by Dcaliphate(m): 3:32am On Oct 06, 2025
madridguy:
This man should go and sleep somewhere and stop talking anyhow.

He should also tax the dead too inside their grave ... Mtchew
They're totally delusional
Politics › Re: 5,000 Flee To Cameroon After Boko Haram Seized Kirawa In Borno by Dcaliphate(m): 12:21am On Oct 05, 2025
Lies, Tinubu has defeated Boko haram
Education › Re: Stray Bullet Kills Osun Graduate, Taoreed, After NYSC Call-Up by Dcaliphate(m): 9:29am On Oct 03, 2025
Nigeria
Happened
To
Someone



Again!!!


May Nigeria never happen to us again.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: You Will Never Walk Alone But .....: Galatasaray Mocks Liverpool In Cryptic Post by Dcaliphate(m):
Make we just no meet them for knockout stages...we go chop them like Gala & lacasera

Make una find 5 more characters give seun
Romance › Re: Do Women Really Marry Who They Love — Or Just Who Is Ready? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:42pm On Sep 30, 2025
They marry who is ready
Politics › Re: Runs Girls, Illegal Earners To Pay Tax From 2026 - Taiwo Oyedele (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:15pm On Sep 30, 2025
If Nigerians can't force a revolution now i don't know when next it can happen..... This is the lowest of low!!
Politics › Re: Runs Girls, Illegal Earners To Pay Tax From 2026 - Taiwo Oyedele (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:12pm On Sep 30, 2025
If Nigeria can't force a revolution now i don't know when next it can happen..... This is the lowest of low!!
Celebrities › Re: Fireboy DML Stuns Fans With Bold Red Hair And Eyebrow Piercings by Dcaliphate(m): 12:14pm On Sep 30, 2025
Fits him so well.
Boy's looking fly as fvcck!

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