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Politics / Re: Buhari: Insecurity Will Soon Be A Thing Of The Past by Dcaliphate(m): 6:57am On Sep 25, 2022
SHUT UP YOU EVIL JIHADIST!!!

you certainly won't die well! The blood of the innocent will haunt you!!!

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Politics / Re: Herdsmen Sack Six Benue Villages, Loot Items, Raze Houses Down by Dcaliphate(m): 6:51am On Sep 25, 2022
BUHARI IS RUNNING A JIHADIST GOVERNMENT!!!

we were warned b4 hand but no one believed

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Crime / Re: Ryan Grantham Sentenced To Life In Prison For Killing His Mother by Dcaliphate(m): 10:16am On Sep 23, 2022
Demonic manipulation is real.

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Are Those Things You Can Afford No Matter How Broke You Are? by Dcaliphate(m): 12:44pm On Sep 22, 2022
Hidewell:
Mine is roasted corn. cheesy What of you?

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Politics / Re: Because Of Yahaya Bello, We Will Work For Tinubu’s Victory - Youths Declare by Dcaliphate(m): 7:24am On Sep 21, 2022
Jennifer663:
Let's see then
grin u get sense

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Politics / Re: PDP Moves To Sideline Wike by Dcaliphate(m): 7:20am On Sep 21, 2022
Good move.
Let PDP disintegrate and sink. They're a corrupt party that have milked Nigeria for 16yrs b4 handing her over to their evil brother APC.
Thank God the Labour Party came to the rescue. In PO we stand

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Politics / Re: Sanwo-Olu: Lagos Attracts 80% Of FDI Coming Into Nigeria by Dcaliphate(m): 7:02am On Sep 21, 2022
every urchin ontop my head go back to the sea from whence you came
Celebrities / Re: Bukunmi Adeaga-Ilori: Kie Kie Is Pregnant by Dcaliphate(m): 5:17pm On Sep 20, 2022
Rozross:
Congratulations to her, I can’t wake to start making babies too. I definitely know I’ll make very cute babies for my lucky future husband. But sha I’ll make use of my pregnancy cravings very well, my husband go hear am during my pregnancy period.
Imagine
Foreign Affairs / Re: Vladimir Putin, Xi, Modi & World Leaders Not Present At The Queen Funeral (Pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 10:45am On Sep 20, 2022
grin op u funny

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TV/Movies / Re: Groovy, Adekunle, Bryan, Hermes, Bella & Sheggz Up For Possible Eviction by Dcaliphate(m): 9:34pm On Sep 19, 2022
yea, i could give a sh*t
Politics / Re: The Moment Tinubu Bowed For Orji Uzo Kalu's Mother (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:03pm On Sep 19, 2022
pinkPUSSY:
Why is Orji Uzo Kalu's Mother so powerful since 1999 till date ?
Oh u don't know about her?
Sports / Re: 15-Year-Old Ethan Nwaneri Becomes Youngest Premier League Player In History by Dcaliphate(m): 3:32am On Sep 19, 2022
SultanOfPuna:
When will Aboki make us proud naa undecided

Only yoruba and igbo dominating Abroad

So if Nigeria was only North people
This country will look like Sudan.

grin grin grin u no lie sha
TV/Movies / Re: Doyin, Eloswag And Chomzy Finally Left Big Brother Naija House by Dcaliphate(m): 9:44pm On Sep 18, 2022
Neddstark:
Eloswag, the Obedient and Useless.
Next time keep politics out of Big Brother's house.
If you like, shout Obidient up and down. It is either Atiku or Tinubu that will be president of this republic.
Last last Ned Stark still lost his head.

No head. No sense.

iti
Crime / Re: Two Men Struggle, Try To 'Snatch' Rifle From Police Officer In Lagos by Dcaliphate(m): 7:46am On Sep 18, 2022
N3TRAL:
The police officer should be fired for cowardice and negligence that are incompatible with the profession of a security agent.

It's unethical for the police officer not to empty the entire magazine of his rifle into the belly of the he-goat wearing a white t-shirt.

This shameful scene can never be recorded anywhere in the United States apart from Hollywood. Police officers there have fatally shot tens of thousands of suspects for simply puting their hands in their pockets when they were told to place them behind their heads.

Nigerian Police have the responsibility of teaching their officers to riddle the bodies of such deviants with bullets and leave them on the highway for vultures to feed on. Only then can we have an orderly society.
Action and reaction are equal and opposite.

You have no sense.

Because the person involved is not your brother is not enough reason for you to talk like a senseless animal.
Politics / Re: Photos From Peter Obi Rally In Abakaliki, Ebonyi by Dcaliphate(m): 7:40am On Sep 18, 2022
Ebubu:
useless people

toast women, collect number, snap pictures cruise.

at the end of the day, election day you no go see any of them


many of them from that place them dey go hotel go nack girls wey dem meet there


hookup activity
You're the useless person if this is the only thing you can say about this movement. Shame on you
Politics / Re: Police Teargas Peter Obi Supporters In Ebonyi, Arrest Some (Video, Pictures) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:36pm On Sep 17, 2022
CilicMarin:
We have told them severally that Ebonyi and Imo states are not for disobedient miscreants (aka) IPOB terrorists..

Weldone the police for making Ebonyi State safe.
You're a disgrace.
Celebrities / Re: I Have Slept With 2000 People Since Losing My Virginity At 12 — Rapper Diamond by Dcaliphate(m): 6:35pm On Sep 16, 2022
Boogyman557:
Holly Gram cool Which kind WAHALA be dis..


I can RELATE though..


This morning around 4am.. I JAZZ in ikeja make I go NACK ASHAWOO..


I JAZZ in the regular ASHAWOO house wey I de always JAZZ in..


NaSo I see one young fine girl stand for door, chai dis girl make SENTENCES well well..


NaSo I reason her and we JAZZ in room. with no offense, my PREEK don already stand like STANDING fan..


As this girl wear me CONDOMM, I put PREEK..


my PREEK just enter WAAAA!


TOTTO too wild for a small fine girl..


Another tin wey I notice. her mouth de SMELL like wer MAD WOMEN MESS..


My BLODA na death sentence I de on top that girl ooo!


As I reach house, I gats use WEED water MIX wit SPIRIT and WASH my MOUTH and PREEK!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!
No today i see boogy man wey get small prick
Politics / Re: Vote For Competence Not Religion, Ethnicity: Obi Tells Nigerians by Dcaliphate(m): 10:29pm On Sep 13, 2022
Throwback:



Peter Obi you are a chameleon who cannot be trusted.

You are the one running helter skelter to religious worship houses looking for signs and wonders, yet downplaying religion that you project so fiercely.

Your Labour Party ticket is by connection.

You don't even know the party manifesto.

You are a desperate political prostitute who is a placeholder for a Mauritanian Fulani who wants to execute genocide on gays and lesbians like Doyin Okupe's son and Prof. Uju Anya.

Where was your voice and presence during the EndSARS protest by Nigerian youths?

We Nigerian youths will not be decieved by a typical politician that changed party at the 11th hour to avoid failure.
Thunder fire you. Rot in hell Tinubu urchins

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Politics / Re: INEC Delists 1.1 Million Voters Over Double Registration, Ineligibility by Dcaliphate(m): 8:22am On Sep 13, 2022
ityP:



Obi cannot be President. Have sense now, before it is too late
Why can't he be president?

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Politics / Re: APC Presidential Campaign Council Reacts To Offensive Video By Mr Peter Obi by Dcaliphate(m): 6:26am On Sep 13, 2022
Throwback:
Obi is finished.

See how Obi just disgraced himself and ended his own presidential ambition just like that.

Having read what Obi had to say about el Rufai being in Anambra to support Ngige in 2014, that he will not go to Katsina or Kano, I am certain he is a terrible bigot.

He almost decieved we the youths. Now I remember he was no where to be seen or heard during the EndSARS protest, but wanted to ride the wave for his desperate political prostitution.

Shame on the liar and ticket hunter without any integrity.

The source of the bigotry he quoted and ascribed to his refined opponent, is a Biafran apologist and Labour Party supporter who was poking fun at Yorubas.

But Obi could not verify before referencing it. As always, the lazy 3rd class graduate wanted us to go verify.

Now the result of the verification is out, and it is to the shame of the pathological liar.
You're the one that is finished, you and your generation. All of una wey don chop money wey say e no go better for Nigeria una end is near.
Politics / Re: Obi Plans To Stage-manage Fake Assassination Attempt – Keyamo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:58pm On Sep 12, 2022
Tinubuwins2023e:
This Peter Obituary is more foolish than I thought. The stage go turn to reality and nothing go happen
Try it and see if Nigeria will stand. All of una dey ment
Politics / Re: Obi Plans To Stage-manage Fake Assassination Attempt – Keyamo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:57pm On Sep 12, 2022
LeoDeKing:

I dey tell you.

He might have come third, but as it is now, he no go see 6th position. grin

That is what happens when campaign is centred around hate, bitterness and aggression to others rather than selling yourself.

Proudly agbadorian.
That agbado will finally choke you to death
Politics / Re: Obi Plans To Stage-manage Fake Assassination Attempt – Keyamo by Dcaliphate(m): 11:55pm On Sep 12, 2022
NwaMamaIwota:
this fat pig should know that this country will blow finally should anything happen to Obi
U be water pikin too?
Foreign Affairs / Re: Stone Of Destiny To Be Transported For Coronation Of King Charles III (Pics) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:02pm On Sep 12, 2022
oz4real83:
This stone belongs to their ancestors and any king\queen that sits on the stone during inauguration is assumed to have taken over the powers of the ancestors or forebears, this people with their deception cheesy grin, this is a traditional\pagan practice, they want to try and hide the real reason for the action. Don't mind the language they have been employing to disguise all they have been doing since the queen passed on, I have compared some of their actions with what happens when a Benin Oba passes on and I have seen a lot of similarities just that the Binis and other African people are bold enough to call them by their actual names while this "oyibo people" disguise theirs cheesy cheesy grin
grin grin
Politics / Re: "Biafra Agitation Is Dead In The South-East" - Nicholas Ibekwe. by Dcaliphate(m): 9:18am On Sep 12, 2022
Anything that kills business irks the ibos. That's why this is true

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Politics / Re: Queen Elizabeth’s Crown Not Her Own – Uju Anya by Dcaliphate(m): 9:13am On Sep 12, 2022
AlfaSeltzer:
Afonja can never be this brave.
i couldn't agree more grin
Crime / Re: Man Rapes Daughter In Ogun, Says ‘I Don’t Know What Came Over Me’ (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 6:42am On Sep 12, 2022
OLUSEGUN OLUWOLE why
Crime / Re: We Monitor Withdrawers From The Bank, Then Rob Them - Suspect by Dcaliphate(m): 6:29am On Sep 11, 2022
Insecuuuuuu.....insecurity
Politics / Re: Peter Obi's CNN Interview Postponed The Second Time by Dcaliphate(m): 10:34pm On Sep 06, 2022
ifihearam:


SEE THEM
USELESS SENSELESS SET OF OBI LINUS SUPPORTERS..I HATE THEM
Hate your mama!!! Fvcking retarrded bastards that don't want Nigeria to move forward. I hate you!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction On Sunday by Dcaliphate(m): 6:42am On Sep 06, 2022
greggng:


I am.surprise you mentioned Bella...I don't know any one on that list that has fan like Bella...May be phyna and bryann can come closer . The only way Bella will go home is if they evict everybody on that list
Wow
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija: Housemates Up For Possible Eviction On Sunday by Dcaliphate(m): 8:41pm On Sep 05, 2022
Doyin is sure going, she wont survive it, forgerabourit...bella too may go

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