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Car Talk / Re: Billionaire Dubai Man Demands For A Car More Expensive Than Most Expensive Car by Dcaliphate(m): 2:17pm On Jul 08, 2023
Lols, like he's dying the next day
Pets / Re: Benue Youths Kill Monster Hippopotamus Terrorising Their Waterways by Dcaliphate(m): 11:32am On Jul 08, 2023
jmoore:
For the animal to have killed some humans, is it ethical to eat the animal?
He hippo is a vegetarian, it only kills to protect its territory, it doesn't eat flesh, so I'll eat it gladly.
Health / Re: Joyce Ijeoma Collapses While Breaking Guinness World Records For Longest Massage by Dcaliphate(m): 2:42pm On Jul 04, 2023
ManWater:
Cook-a-thon
Sing-a-thon
Bake-a-thon
Dance-a-thon
Trek-a-thon
Massage-a-thon
...

We go soon get shit-a-thon. grin
Na knack-a-thon remain bro

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Politics / Re: Sen. Shehu Sani Lists The Main Causes Of The Major Protests Around The Globe by Dcaliphate(m): 8:14pm On Jul 03, 2023
For Nigeria we are done with protests against police, we are now against an illegitimate government

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Health / Re: The Best Age For Women To Have A Baby REVEALED by Dcaliphate(m): 3:09pm On Jun 28, 2023
grin some people you share a country with thinks anything in skirt from age 9 and above is ok.

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Family / Re: People Are Suffering. by Dcaliphate(m): 6:51am On Jun 25, 2023
Evolutionlove:
Suffering Bawo??

I have been seeing Celebration of Weddings, Naming Ceremonies and all form of different Parties here and there.

People throwing Money Into the Air like It's Paper most especially the Poor/Average Families.

Nigerians are Enjoying Jare. Stop the Joke.
Most Nigerians aren't enjoying, they've only mastered the art of saving face
Politics / Re: ‘Massive Corruption In Electricity Sector, Discos Defrauding Nigerians’ - WAMAC by Dcaliphate(m): 9:57am On Jun 12, 2023
Something we have always known
Discos are fvcking us without cd.
Electricity is so damn expensive these days and the tariff keeps going up without warning

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Celebrities / Re: Sophia Momodu Takes Daughter, Imade To Swimming by Dcaliphate(m): 5:30am On Jun 07, 2023
chigoziri2403:
That tag baby mama is highly derogatory
I wonder how ladies are comfortable answering baby mama
It's only derogatory when the man is broke bro
Celebrities / Re: Chris Brown And Davido Surprise Chris Brown’s Girlfriend On Her Birthday by Dcaliphate(m): 1:20pm On May 22, 2023
ahnie:
Brown is gradually aging.
Same road we all must go thru innit
TV/Movies / Re: Tobi Bakre Wins AMVCA Best Actor In A Drama, Movie Or Tv Series by Dcaliphate(m): 9:19am On May 21, 2023
MrBanner:
Chidi Mokeme was phenomenal on Shanty Town but I guess Tobi has been more consistent.
Aswear, never knew chidi had that in him
Politics / Re: Aisha Buhari: My Husband Will Be Remembered For Prioritising Youth Development by Dcaliphate(m): 8:22am On May 17, 2023
Madam pls shut uppppp!!!
Your husband will be remembered as the most docile and useless president in the history of Nigeria!!!!

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Phones / Re: Musk: I Will Continue To tweet My Thoughts Even if It Hurts My Business by Dcaliphate(m): 8:03am On May 17, 2023
Chai, nothing give morale pass money o

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Politics / Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Dcaliphate(m): 9:23pm On May 16, 2023
occfx:


You don’t really know what marketing is all about. If you are an entertainer you need audience. Trust me, some people never knew who Seun kuti was but they will know him after now. His gram followers will increase and search engines will recognize him. You really need to do something different to make a mark on earth.
You're right tho
Politics / Re: Police Invade Seun Kuti's House, Seize Wife’s Phone - Sowore by Dcaliphate(m): 6:10pm On May 16, 2023
When you're unnecessarily loud u become a target

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Politics / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Kill & Burn Many People In Nasarawa Communities (Graphic Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:17am On May 14, 2023
Buhari is a about to be retired, and another Buhari is a about to be enthroned. APC is a blood-sucking party.

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Health / Re: Job Alawari-Kei: FUO Student Slumps, Dies From Illicit Drug Overdose In Bayelsa by Dcaliphate(m): 6:22pm On May 10, 2023
Chop well b4 u take drugs
Politics / Re: APC Leaders Met With The President Elect Today At The Defence House. by Dcaliphate(m): 1:07pm On May 06, 2023
WorldRichest:


You go just die of hypertension. I don’t know who told you that God is from your village and that HE will only hear prayers of your village people.

Isn’t it obvious that God has been answering Tinubu’s prayers and rejecting yours?
God doesn't answer prayers through this route you effing dumbass
Politics / Re: APC Leaders Met With The President Elect Today At The Defence House. by Dcaliphate(m): 1:06pm On May 06, 2023
AutoConsult:

Naso dem brainwash you reach?
Na so you mumu reach?
Politics / Re: APC Leaders Met With The President Elect Today At The Defence House. by Dcaliphate(m): 9:17am On May 06, 2023
Psalms 125:3

For the rod of the wicked shall not rest upon the lot of the righteous; lest the righteous put forth their hands unto iniquity

Oh God of heaven!!! DO SOMETHING!!!!!

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Politics / Re: I Couldn't Have Won Without Some Structural Support, Tinubu Tells Wike (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:14pm On May 03, 2023
All of us know the kind structural support. Evil blood suckers

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Politics / Re: Peter Obi Breaks Silence On UK Ordeal, Apapa & Lai Mohammed's Statement by Dcaliphate(m): 3:10am On May 02, 2023
Saga16:
Okuko.

Why then were you deported?
Weed is not good for you
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:57pm On Apr 27, 2023
Billionaire2:


I need to grow up first, get good home training, get a life…
then i can talk about money, with you.

Damn right u do
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 1:04pm On Apr 27, 2023
Billionaire2:


Yes I'm a silly teenager with poor upbringing, I'm still eating from his mother’s pot. then i rant on a faceless forum for clout.

What do i know about money ?
I know right grin.... people that talk like you do have nothing. That's why you can give a vivid description of the state of your life right now up there.
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:25pm On Apr 27, 2023
Billionaire2:


the ones collapsing and killing people, na pesin papa own dem

dumb citizens !!
You've never bought a piece of 9inches block in your entire life dumbo! So swerve and go make some money then we can talk.
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:23pm On Apr 27, 2023
blackgold2018:
while some poor nairalanders are rejoicing.
Dou I know it may be an illegal structure and needs to be removed but rejoicing on someone’s setback is evil.
Honestly!
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:21pm On Apr 27, 2023
Okealaaye:


You're rude and uncouth.
You've never bought a bag of cement in your life, so swerve bro.
Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:36am On Apr 27, 2023
Billionaire2:
Good move
Because no be your papa own nau

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Properties / Re: Lagos Government Begins Demolition Of Illegal Buildings In Banana Island (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:36am On Apr 27, 2023
What was the government doing when those buildings they're demolishing now were being erected up to this level. Now someone is taking a huge loss that could have been averted

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Travel / Re: Air Peace: I Feel Honoured To Evacuate Nigerians From Sudan - Allen Onyema by Dcaliphate(m): 5:46am On Apr 27, 2023
goodnessme1:
We Yoruba Muslims won't board his Ipob plane.
You and those that liked your comment...pls u guys should stay away from weed its really not good for you
Travel / Re: Air Peace: I Feel Honoured To Evacuate Nigerians From Sudan - Allen Onyema by Dcaliphate(m): 5:42am On Apr 27, 2023
EraseTheDot:

You can ask him to stop Yoruba, Hausa/Fulan and other tribes patronizing the airline and paying for flight tickets, let's see if the airline would survive without the patronage of other tribes. Whatever he does is not a favour to anyone but his business, otherwise if he does anything stupid, he would be booted out by Kingsley Kuku.

-erase the dot
Weed is not good for you
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Invited To Tinubu’s Inauguration By Presidential Inaugural Committee by Dcaliphate(m): 8:51am On Apr 26, 2023
N3TRAL:
The sore loser will not attend the occasion.

However, I don't like the committee's idea of inviting the offshore accounts thief. It's not inclusion.

A national disgrace who was deported from the UK should not grace such noble event.
Weed is not good for you.

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Politics / Re: Atiku’s Camp React As Tinubu, Wife Return To Nigeria by Dcaliphate(m): 9:57am On Apr 25, 2023
President Select.

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