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Politics / Re: "This Is Not A Nightclub", Akpabio Cautions Natasha Akpoti by Dcaliphate(m): 6:34am On Jul 19
we really need to Kenya all these mofos parading themselves as lawmakers and sitting pretty and fat while they watch poor Nigerians scramble about for the next meal

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Expected To Announce Minimum Wage Figures Today by Dcaliphate(m): 8:05am On Jul 18
grin make una just wait..... Fight go soon start grin grin

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Sports / Re: Super Falcons Lose Canada Friendly, Win Penalty Shootout by Dcaliphate(m): 7:53am On Jul 18
Nigeria is full of great ppl, our only curse is bad leadership

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Crime / Re: Kidnappers Attack El-Rufai Estate In Abuja, Engage In Gun Battle With Police by Dcaliphate(m): 6:35pm On Jul 17
Brendaniel:
See what Tinubu and APC have turned the country to...

And some people expect Nigerians to praise him
While some really mentally sick Monarchs are asking us to be patient with failure till it kills us all
Politics / Re: Northern Group Writes I.G Of Police, DSS On The Planned Protest. by Dcaliphate(m): 6:31pm On Jul 17
sulaak:


Yes during SAP and in 2022 during the change in the Naira.
Not true.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things We Do To Survive In Abuja by Dcaliphate(m): 2:23pm On Jul 17
Hezzyluv:
Your own even beta sey you see Okada do. I.e, you get steady daily savings. Ask those graduates who doesn't have work and can't stoop low to ride Okada how hunger dey arrange them.
grin grin grin big big grammar with empty pockets and smelly mouths
Politics / Re: Northern Group Writes I.G Of Police, DSS On The Planned Protest. by Dcaliphate(m): 2:20pm On Jul 17
Edygrin:
When Buhari was in power, protest was haram. Now because it's a Southerner, you remember that protest is your right. During the end Sars protest in 2020 in Lagos, there was no single protest in the North, instead there was counter protest in Abuja and Kano.
Please keep your protest in the north and await the counter protest from the south. 2 can play the game.
Has there been any time that hardship ever got to this point in Nigeria
Crime / Re: Naval Staff, Seven Others Abducted In Akwa Ibom Hotel by Dcaliphate(m): 6:54am On Jul 17
'RECRUIT 50MILLION YOUTHS.....' Shame on this government
Education / Re: Ahmed Ayinla Fabiyi: Cultists Kill Final Year Student Of TASUED During Exam by Dcaliphate(m): 12:42pm On Jul 04
na mumu dey join cult for school, come out alive fess, make better money then join big men cult wey make sense if u need am

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Epic Reply To Bayo Onanuga Tirade On Opposition Politics by Dcaliphate(m): 12:53am On Jun 22
helinues:
What's epic about the bunkum Aisha wrote. Imagine her still insisting about the election was stolen.

How on earth did Both Apc and Pdp receive zero votes in Agulu polling station where Peter Obi voted? Are you people telling us that both Apc and Pdp agents also voted for Peter Obi.

Aisha is gradually becoming a witch with her continuation of getting sad and bitter about any development moves by the government.

Opposition is not madness, the South Africa election you people are making unnecessary comparation with Nigeria, is this how their oppositions behave? How many oppositions party formed a coalition with ANC? Aisha lied about the handshake or snubbing whatever. She was caught red handed but shame won't let her accept

One year already wasted chasing shadow of president Tinubu, 2 years remain, it's only when the election is about a year, that's when they will remember they want to take their country back.

They are insulting this, insulting that, insulting those and still be delusional thinking you would get votes from the people you taunted for no sensible reason.

Sebi na untop of mountains una wan dey search for fishes, oya now, una don kuku mastered labouring in pain and vain
Shut up abegi. All ur support for this evil government will not reduce the cost of living in your L.G.A. Bunch of asslickers

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Epic Reply To Bayo Onanuga Tirade On Opposition Politics by Dcaliphate(m): 12:51am On Jun 22
AustineE1:
Aisha Yusuf must be a very brutal lady,Onanuga wants to play dirty but Aisha rather threw him into the valley of mud...all i can see is raw undilluted savage reply!!!this lady wins the savage award of the century.
Honestly

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Epic Reply To Bayo Onanuga Tirade On Opposition Politics by Dcaliphate(m): 12:49am On Jun 22
ElSudani:


This is the epic reply? I bet if Aisha had farted you would have called it the epic reply.
Keep licking ass all ur life for 30k/month, it will lastly make u and ur generation blind

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Politics / Re: Aisha Yesufu Epic Reply To Bayo Onanuga Tirade On Opposition Politics by Dcaliphate(m): 12:46am On Jun 22
ElSudani:
I'm still searching for the "epic" reply. The usual dumb tirade.
Another bootlicker spotted!

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Health / Re: I'm Tired Of This Athlete's Foot. Please Help! (graphic Image Attached) by Dcaliphate(m): 3:02am On Jun 20
kestolove95:
Abeg some of us dey open nairaland while eating... Just cut it off b4 e spread like Saidaboj kpekus
grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Nnamdi Kanu Reacts To The Killing Of Soldiers In Aba - Video by Dcaliphate(m): 8:33pm On Jun 19
madridguy:
I am pained Nnamdi Kanu misused his God given opportunity. By now he should have been in the floor of the senate enjoying himself with his wife and children.

He blown up the great opportunity and the lying machine have inherited his followers.
30k is not enough to sell your generation bro. It doesn't even last a weekend these days
Travel / Re: Viral Video Of Men Crossing The Sahara Desert To Reach Europe (video) by Dcaliphate(m): 8:23pm On Jun 19
Weytin Tinupoo dey cause, Tinupotopoto, Tinuthief, Tinuoloriburuku.

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Music/Radio / Re: Emilokan - Eedris Abdulkareem (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 5:05am On Jun 19
helinues:
The initial video of Sani dent the whole video. Starting the video with fabricated story..

There is no proof of any of those arrested during the end SARS protest still being in detention .

Lyrically and rhythm, no consistency

Btw, some people's button was pressed to promote the song... Too Emotional things now



For 30k a month keep selling your generation, emilokan e-warrior
Politics / Re: Onanuga, Obi Clash Over New Presidential Jet by Dcaliphate(m): 8:22am On Jun 18
PressMyButton:
Bitter Obi would be very happy that the Presidency replied him one out of twenty times he barks like a dog. This time, it was because it involves the President and VP lives and could not let his foolish statement slide. Mr. Gbajue who bought 400 SUVs for roadside igwes in Anambra, is talking about wastages but wanted the President flying on charter jets which is unsafe, uneconomical and more wasteful. Lately, plane crashes have been rife around the globe. Obi is the worst opposition candidate in the history of Nigeria.
For 30k a month you're selling your generation, continue oga emilokan e-warrior

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Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Experience After Ordering A Driverless Taxi In USA (vid) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:49am On Jun 14
georgeakins:


It's only in Asia the biaflans are mainly found.
And what they do there is mainly drug business. Majority are on death rolls , awaiting executions.

They're not intelligent as you claimed.
They're a bunch of illiterates, constituting nuisance everywhere they go.
Bigotry is a disease, cure yourself if it before it kills you. Its already killing Nigeria
Car Talk / Re: Nigerian Man Shares His Experience After Ordering A Driverless Taxi In USA (vid) by Dcaliphate(m): 2:35pm On Jun 13
Ibos have traveled the world and that's why they're very exposed and intelligent. Argue with ur keypad

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Politics / Re: Tinubu Trips, falls at Democracy Day Parade reviewing exercise by Dcaliphate(m): 4:25pm On Jun 12
FairlyUSEDpussy:
Can we just gather all the old political greedy thrives and set them on fire.......

Tinubu......
Peter obi......
Atiku......
All inclusive........
a fairly used pvssy can never think right

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Sports / Re: Nigeria Vs Benin Republic: 2026 World Cup Qualifier - 1 - 2 (Full Time) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:50pm On Jun 10
Lols, on this evil mandate Nigeria will not achieve anything. Mandate of witches and wizards.

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Family / Re: I’m Actually A MAMI WATER Africans Take It Seriously But It'sNot -FFK ’s Ex-wife by Dcaliphate(m): 3:19am On Jun 10
I haff fvcked Mami water b4
Politics / Re: President Tinubu's Statement On Killing Of Soldiers In Aba By IPOB Terrorists by Dcaliphate(m): 5:15am On Jun 02
GreenCovering:
Otti had better be proactive henceforth else the Army steps in, sends him to Abuja and takes over the administration of the state until total and enduring peace is restored to the state.
smiley
They should also send all the governors in the North where boko haram have killed hundreds of soldiers. No one can stop the progress in Abia state. Its organic.
Religion / Re: 7 Reasons Why I Respect The Jehovah’s Witnesses by Dcaliphate(m): 10:12am On May 26
They're quite fervent in all they do and they make very loyal friends

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Politics / Re: PDP Publicity Secretary Appologizes For Its Failure In Abia For 24 Years by Dcaliphate(m): 10:10am On May 26
Take ur sorry back and shove it up ur stinky a*ss, apologies don't cut it. PDP is dead and buried in Abia, u guys are evil

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: Peter Obi Lacks Knowledge On The 3 Arms Of Government by Dcaliphate(m): 6:55am On May 21
grin you that have all the Knowledge u no fit even win local government chairman

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Politics / Re: Davido Visits The FCT Minister, Wike In His Abuja Residence by Dcaliphate(m): 6:50am On May 21
Davido abeg no associate with this wicked man

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Food / Re: Which Of These Can You Manage Or Comfortably Eat In Public? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:35am On May 17
Magnetic010:
Anything expect sugar cane before I turn monkey for road cheesy
*except
Crime / Re: Gunmen Kidnap Catholic Priest, Rev Fr Basil Gbuzuo, In Anambra by Dcaliphate(m): 7:33am On May 17
grin
Politics / Re: ‘I Was The Highest Beneficiary Of Incorruptible Judiciary’ – Peter Obi by Dcaliphate(m): 10:09pm On May 14
Unfortunately we don't have that anymore

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Food / Re: Man Finishes A Big Lump Of Food And Chicken To Win 100k (video And Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 10:40am On May 14
angry give am one bottle of beer to wash am down and watch everything wash up out of him

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