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Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 2:04pm On Jul 29
Francisalao9:

A word is enough for the wise..if you're wise contemplate onmy word *be watchful of your mouth*
getaway you!!...getat
Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:01am On Jul 29
Francisalao9:

You know what? I'm not to trying to respond to your comment but I will advice you to go learn how talk to an elderly person or else your mouth will ruin your life..
Relax joor, this is all cruise, i fit old pass u sef abi u know me??
Celebrities / Re: Junior Pope Odonwodo & Wife, Jennifer Celebrate 7th Wedding Anniversary (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:18am On Jul 28
Iliveforever:
The wife get better shape oo

See ass cheesy cheesy
A wife can be pretty and sexy but it still doesn't prevent men from wanting a taste of OPP (other people's pussy)

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Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:53pm On Jul 27
Francisalao9:


Is Buhari on nairaland
No he's all over the place looking for the company that produced the bad condom that made u possible
Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 5:50pm On Jul 27
malakaimoscondo:
go and release him now..what u waiting for
I'm waiting for your wh.ore of a mom to refund the money i gave her cos she gave me expired pussay
Politics / Re: Fact-Check: Was Nnamdi Kanu Taken Out Of Abuja By DSS To Avoid Court Appearance? by Dcaliphate(m): 10:36pm On Jul 26
Release the man.

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Politics / Re: PMB Signs ₦982 Billion Supplementary 2021 Budget by Dcaliphate(m): 5:49pm On Jul 26
LordviccoDaGuru:
Best world president ever I love Buhari with all my heart ❤️
Thunder fire you and your friends

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Politics / Re: PMB Signs ₦982 Billion Supplementary 2021 Budget by Dcaliphate(m): 5:48pm On Jul 26
After all the money spent on security still senseless killings are happening everyday, this is just another money to be shared among croonies, it will never be well with Buhari, APC and the mofo that made FTC on this thread

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Celebrities / Re: Uche Maduagwu Blasts Obi Cubana: You Claim To Be Wealthy Yet ... by Dcaliphate(m): 11:45pm On Jul 22
crazygod:
Why does this guy keep referring to himself as a celebrity? undecided
My dear i don't even know the bastard
Celebrities / Re: BIGO MADNESS: My Life Is In Danger - Evan Okoro Cries Out For Help by Dcaliphate(m): 8:52am On Jul 22
The bigo app is mad sha
Foreign Affairs / Re: Russia Successfully Tests Putin's Hypersonic Missile (Photos, Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:34pm On Jul 20
That's it, Tekno knew very much about this, that's why he kept singing..... Putitin tin, Putitin tin, Putitin tin (×100)....

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Politics / Re: How Malami Rebuffed UK High Commissioner Over Kanu’s Arrest by Dcaliphate(m): 6:16am On Jul 03
Politics / Re: Bashir El-Rufai: Nnamdi Kanu Should Be Locked Up In A Cell With A Cow by Dcaliphate(m): 5:20am On Jun 30
OnionBandit:
Chai, wetin cow for do Nnamdi Kanu inside prison ehn, you go think say e pass as e be, Aswearugad

Na those big horns e go take tear Mazi dirty ballz
Talks like this is why your kpekus snells like crayfish
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Things You Should Not Say In A Job Interview by Dcaliphate(m): 9:05pm On Jun 25
cry
Romance / Re: Please Which Song Can You Recommend For Someone With Fresh Heartbreak? by Dcaliphate(m): 12:18am On Jun 02
*STRONGER THAN I AM* BY EMINEM
*SLEDGEHAMMER* BY RIHANNA

THANK ME LATER
Health / Re: The Dirty Water Supplied By The Plateau State Waterboard by Dcaliphate(m): 10:57am On May 25
doggedfighter:
Oh they even have water board still?

Anambra doesn't know what is waterboard anymore.
Same with Enugu

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Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Six Suspected Internet Fraudsters At Ilorin Airport by Dcaliphate(m): 7:54am On May 19
Mooh247:


Same cars same hairstyle they even stay in same estates

Dumb people
Aswear, i tire for them
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Six Suspected Internet Fraudsters At Ilorin Airport by Dcaliphate(m): 7:37am On May 19
beats me how yahoo boys will always want to look and dress the same way, like them dey do meeting or something...

our politicians, the main yahoo boys get sense, them no dey dress like this

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kidnap John Ulebe Nnaji, 4 Others by Dcaliphate(m): 9:58pm On May 10
KoshCAD:
Ode, my mum cannot meet a worthless, impoverished, bastard, hungry Galla hawker like you that his father was shot dead for trying to rape a teenage girl.

We don't deal with a product of cursed womb like you.

Ask your unfortunate, oloriburuku, masanfani worthless slut you call mother.

She's cursed, still transfer the curse in already cursed bastard son of her like you.

Your public toilet mother needs to be stoned to death in the public.

She's is useless to any sane society.
grin e pain am
Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kidnap John Ulebe Nnaji, 4 Others by Dcaliphate(m): 1:51am On May 10
KoshCAD:
Well well, I understand your mother is a worthless bitch. No wonder her worthless womb contain a worthless child.

Both your mother and father are fool together.
I had your mom under a tree., your broke dad didn't even care where the money for food came from that night., An empty belly can rob one of any sense of morality.
Politics / Re: Soldier Leaks Shoot-At-Sight Order, Advises Orlu Residents To Relocate - SR by Dcaliphate(m): 6:59am On May 09
CXLVII:


Gibberish!
It's ok to have data and an internet enabled phone, it's just not ok to type without thinking
Politics / Re: Soldier Leaks Shoot-At-Sight Order, Advises Orlu Residents To Relocate - SR by Dcaliphate(m): 12:06am On May 09
CXLVII:
All this chaos is becoming boring


So far they maintain in South-East Nigeria, It is a welcomed development
Didn't know what your drunk dad saw in your LovePeddler of a mom, they both would have spared us these rantings of a bumbling buffoon
Business / Re: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce After 27 years by Dcaliphate(m): 6:26am On May 04
Bimpe29:
Honestly!

Isn't that incredible?
grin grin
Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kidnap John Ulebe Nnaji, 4 Others by Dcaliphate(m): 10:13pm On May 03
KoshCAD:
You are a fool too
Your mom is a fool
Business / Re: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce After 27 years by Dcaliphate(m): 10:04pm On May 03
Dcaliphate:
Wahala be like Gate, e no get how u lock am for night, e go still open for morning
Business / Re: Bill Gates And Melinda Gates Divorce After 27 years by Dcaliphate(m): 10:01pm On May 03
Wahala be like Gate, e no get how u lock am for night, e go still open for morning

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Is The Biggest Lie You Ever Heard But Discovered Later? by Dcaliphate(m): 8:54pm On Apr 26
... that Buhari will save Nigeria.... Later discovered that he's a very useless man
Crime / Re: Husband Kills Imam Attahiru Alhassan After ‘Catching Him In Bed’ With His Wife by Dcaliphate(m): 9:45am On Apr 14
In brymo's voice....'Pricki no get shoulder, e chooku head, e enter...'

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Politics / Re: Performance Survey: Rate Your Governor by Dcaliphate(m): 8:00am On Apr 11
Governor Ifeanyi Ugwuanyj of Enugu State 1/10

The man is a fool.

He has ruined the beautiful Enugu Sullivan Chime built.

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Crime / Re: Ebonyi: Gunmen In Military Uniform Kidnap John Ulebe Nnaji, 4 Others by Dcaliphate(m): 3:17pm On Apr 02
KoshCAD:
Where are the chest beaters, they are busy looking for Yoruba thread
You're a fool. If this is all you have to say your dad wasted his sperm on your mom

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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Kill One, Loot Foodstuff In Borno LG by Dcaliphate(m): 5:04am On Apr 02
angry
Education / Re: Easy Ways To Pass Your Courses... From A Bad Boy With A Good Result by Dcaliphate(m): 4:33pm On Mar 29
prekumohtim:

I don't hustle . I am a man of grace. I live on grace .
However, I am an accountant, education made it possible bro.
Thank God for you.

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