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Education / Re: Oluwami Dosunmu-Ogunjobi First Black Woman To Get PhD In Robotics At Michigan by Dcaliphate(m): 5:35am
Kay25:

Na akamu wey dey my head make bat enter make ur obi dey cry same akamu wey make ojukwu waste all una papa for war coming without anything good except to be a wanderer on th surface of earth like devil
grin grin at least he went to war for what he believed, unlike ur coward of a dad who would rather offer his ass to be recklessly fvcked for peace to reign, shameless olosho of a people. Stay there and be defending rubbish na still all of us dey buy fuel 900/ltr....oponu
Education / Re: Oluwami Dosunmu-Ogunjobi First Black Woman To Get PhD In Robotics At Michigan by Dcaliphate(m): 3:32pm On May 09
Kay25:

Go aba market buy sense there if u no see original buy okirika sense manage am
grin i don go buy am, e still dey work pass the akamu wey dey ur head
Education / Re: Oluwami Dosunmu-Ogunjobi First Black Woman To Get PhD In Robotics At Michigan by Dcaliphate(m): 9:16am On May 09
grin oya o, Ronus, line up, food don come

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Religion / Re: When Your Dating Partner Is Disturbing You For Marriage by Dcaliphate(m): 9:53am On May 05
grin
Na simple thing....who hol money make he pay for the wedding wey he/she want asap.
Funny enough its always the partner on the broke side that'll always be gingering to seal the deal.

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Politics / Re: Jesus Can't Deliver You From Poverty- Oshiomhole Declares by Dcaliphate(m): 5:28pm On May 02
grin effing cultists

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Politics / Re: Landmark: Peter Obi Is inciting S/Easterners Against Tinubu - Umahi (vid, Pix) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:30pm On May 01
Una go still tire to dey call Peter Obi. Wasteful bunch of miscreants governing a country into the abyss

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Crime / Re: Police Arrest Four Wanted Cultists, Kidnappers In Akwa Ibom by Dcaliphate(m): 7:39pm On Apr 29
Not enough. Arrest more pls
Politics / Re: Edo 2024: PDP BoT member, Charles Idahosa Resigns From the Party by Dcaliphate(m): 7:34pm On Apr 29
I still dey reason how e take concern me

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Celebrities / Re: “it’s Don Jazzy’s Fault That Wizkid Called Him An Influencer” - Verydarkman Says by Dcaliphate(m): 6:53pm On Apr 29
Make una just dey do, e no suppose concern me

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Politics / Re: "This Is Not The Ahmed Bola Tinubu I Know" - Asari Dokubo Cries Again by Dcaliphate(m): 6:40pm On Apr 29
Mf u never knew him
Health / Re: How Do I Prevent HIV After Exposure? Please Help by Dcaliphate(m): 4:22pm On Apr 29
Stop fvcking with aggression you can never burst a punny
Romance / Re: Woman Describes Her Ideal Husband: A 100 Percent Submissive Man (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 9:10am On Apr 29
they are available, simps

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Politics / Re: Dangote Refinery Ranked Above 10 Biggest European Refineries by Dcaliphate(m): 9:19am On Apr 26
cry still on still fuel still cost. How e take benefit us??

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Romance / Re: Girlfriend Raises The Bar As She Flaunts The Gifts She Got For Her Boyfriend by Dcaliphate(m): 5:51am On Apr 26
MMempire:
People asking what the tyres are for, should decode the guy has a car.
Na ppl wey no dey drive dey ask that stupid question, those four tyres are worth over 280k now, tyres have become so expensive of late

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Education / Re: Sex Scandal: UNN Suspends Mfonobong Udoudom Indefinitely, Launches Probe by Dcaliphate(m): 10:18pm On Apr 24
The man cup just full.
Prick left uncontrolled can ruin any man

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Education / Re: UNN Lecturer, Professor Mfonobong David Udoudom Caught Pants Down In GS Building by Dcaliphate(m): 4:29am On Apr 23
GreatVocalist:
Self-control and emotional intelligence should be an adjoined course in tertiary institutions.

I wonder what is going on in his head right now. Despite the numerous cases of lecturers being exposed, some still won't learn.

What exactly was he thinking? That he'd never be caught? That thing called sex can make the most intelligent man become stupid in a split second.

Baba pull clothes finish, inside office? Really?
grin just dey play... Something wey ppl fit run inside uncompleted building
Politics / Re: Bianca Ojukwu At Chukwuemeka Ezeife’s Burial by Dcaliphate(m): 6:53am On Apr 22
EreluRoz:
True beauty never fades just like my mom hasn't fade. I laugh when men will try to talk you down and tell you how beauty will fade and character will be there to sustain you, I just laugh and smh. Men will tolerate a very beautiful woman and be punching the not so beautiful ones with good characters. Bitter truth 😂😂😂
grin
Foreign Affairs / Re: Dubai: It Is Illegal To Post 'Irresponsible' Pictures Of Storms Online by Dcaliphate(m): 7:28am On Apr 21
grin
These days information management and image profiling is everything
Politics / Re: EFCC Vs Yahaya Bello: Is This Revenge Against The Former Governor? by Dcaliphate(m): 3:42pm On Apr 20
Once someone is about to be prosecuted for wrong doing sentiments go dey pour out like semen from man wey nevanac for 5yrs

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Politics / Re: Police Detain Yahaya Bello’s ADC, Security Details by Dcaliphate(m): 6:57am On Apr 20
A wow of a country

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Romance / Re: After 4 Years Of Chatting Lady Was Blown Away By The Guys Height by Dcaliphate(m): 1:36pm On Apr 19
Big things come in small packages : grin
He may be short but his tool may be the opposite grin grin

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Politics / Re: Booming Illegal Firearms Market In North Worrisome - Ribadu Says by Dcaliphate(m): 7:12am On Apr 19
Legalize firearms, let Nigerians secure themselves since the govt has failed in giving us security here

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Travel / Re: Abimbola Ogunbanjo's Family Sues Helicopter Charter Company by Dcaliphate(m): 6:27am On Apr 11
Good move.
Crime / Re: Kidnappers Kill Edo Bank Manager After Reportedly Collecting ₦‎8 Million Ransom by Dcaliphate(m): 6:33am On Apr 05
Wickedness!! You've collected money why kill the man?? May the kidnappers never know peace. May the blood they spilled confuse them, expose them and lead them to their destruction. Amen

I think its also possible they killed him cos he recognised one of them. I've been kidnapped before, last yr to be precise, at not more than 5km from where i reside. I did my best not to look at their face and notice anyone i know amongst them. While in abduction pls face down, don't look at their face or make any heroic moves unless there's a clear chance. Life is one and this is the situation we have found ourselves in Nigeria, if we can't leave the country at the moment we have to learn the art of surviving in it for ourselves and those that love us. God help us.

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Politics / Re: Are You Willing To Pay N178,000 Monthly For A 24-hour Electricity Supply? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:23am On Apr 04
heniford2:
If that happens massive bypass will hit them
Massive o, make them just dey play....how much be Minimum wage?
Politics / Re: Are You Willing To Pay N178,000 Monthly For A 24-hour Electricity Supply? by Dcaliphate(m): 7:21am On Apr 04
How much is minimum wage in Nigeria abi u dey ment?
Politics / Re: 'Why Nigeria’s Oil Belongs To The North' - Dr. Usman Bugaje by Dcaliphate(m): 5:37pm On Apr 02
grin u see why we need to disintegrate this contraption called Nigeria

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 250k Job In Lagos Or 500k Job In Port Harcourt by Dcaliphate(m): 1:54pm On Apr 02
Lol, u smoke? Collect the 500k job abeg

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Politics / Re: Oyebanji Congratulates President Tinubu At 72 by Dcaliphate(m): 7:49am On Mar 29
Tjra:

Happy birthday to you.

You really blessed to share same birthday with the Great Jagaban Borgu.

Blessed art thou young woman
🙏
Weyrey
Politics / Re: Kano Emir Welcomes Peter Obi To His Palace (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:18am On Mar 26
Ogene001:
He jumped into 2023 presidential contest at the last minute and didn't have enough time yet pulled a big surprise. Now that he has properly launch himself the mainstream presidential contest he will have enough time to penetrate nationwide
Its already another landslide for PO in 2027 and the hardship Nigerians are being put thru now further helps it.
Politics / Re: Kano Emir Welcomes Peter Obi To His Palace (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:15am On Mar 26
Richtaiwo:
Gringory is busy begging the North for support while his sheeples are scattered everywhere insulting the same North. He will never be president.
Rest nau pls, this 30k monthly they're giving u to be tarnishing PO online can't even buy half bag of rice.
Politics / Re: Phrank Shaibu Mocks Tinubu Government Over Escape Of Detained Binance Executive by Dcaliphate(m): 11:21pm On Mar 25
CannibalTorment:
Now I know why Tinubu didn't choose some people from poverty capital of the south , their candidate lost election woefully, they will surely sabotage his efforts in trying to make Nigeria better
born nitwit. Atiku's aide made a comment. Na Obi u begin ridicule.

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