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Politics / Re: Onanuga To Biden: Chimamanda Wrote Fiction Inspired By The Loss Of Her Tribesman by Dcaliphate(m): 11:39am On Apr 07, 2023
Onowu33:
I think the nairaland moderators are supporting tinubu and apc criminal government because if you talk now them go suspend me again,who cares everybody knows 2023 elections was marred with fraud and I know soon tinubu will be disgraced...
You're so right bro

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Religion / Re: Leaked Audio: I Will Not Campaign For Anybody Till I Go To Heaven - Oyedepo by Dcaliphate(m): 3:04pm On Apr 02, 2023
hiteelong:
The phrase I don't like is '' help me tell your people in South west"

So Obidient in South west are not his people
C'mon u and I know PO is too smart to sound like that. Its all cooked, its so clear
Politics / Re: VIDEO: President-elect Bola Tinubu Breaks Fast (iftar) With Family And Friends I by Dcaliphate(m): 12:14pm On Apr 02, 2023
raskymonojendor:
Incoming.
Better give him your ass to come on, cos if its about presidency he's not coming anywhere
Politics / Re: APC Governors Demand Arrest Of Interim Government (ING) Sponsors (Photo) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:29pm On Mar 31, 2023
KingsCity:
Nothing like that

Where there is no president-elect, interim government is justified by the Doctrine of Necessity

The Constitution makes the president the Governor of the FCT and you cannot be installed as the Governor of a place if you have failed to win even 20% of the votes there.

Yakubu erred when he declared someone who failed to score 25% in FCT as President-elect, effectively therefore, there is no president-elect

We dey very few wey still get sense for this forum and you, my friend, are one of us.

Respect.
Politics / Re: Train Attack Anniversary: 'Nigeria Failed You & Your Generation' - Megafu Family by Dcaliphate(m): 11:33pm On Mar 28, 2023
Still, some bastards want to send us back into the arms of the same APC



How am i living with mad ppl in this country for God's sake??
Sports / Re: Ronaldinho: Okocha Made Football Listen To Him, He Shouldn't Have Gone To Bolton by Dcaliphate(m): 3:10pm On Mar 26, 2023
They will bring ipob into this just watch, i don dey tire for Nairaland

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Politics / Re: Opposition Planning To Truncate My Swearing-in, Tinubu Raises Alarm by Dcaliphate(m): 6:26pm On Mar 25, 2023
N3TRAL:
Jagaban, why are you underrating your army?

If I didn't worship Tinubu, I for vex with am walahi!

Nobody. I repeat no human person will hit the streets to stop your swearing in and return home in peace. If they attempt, they'll nurse their injuries and deaths in pieces- facts.

Treasonable felony is a crime that is punishable by death. I refer you to sections 40 to 43 of the criminal code. How coup plotters are executed is exactly the consequences you will face in the hands of patriots- facts.
We can help the judiciary dispense justice with everything we have so that the court isn't saturated- facts.

Endsars was citizens against the police. If the sore losers take to the streets with the intention of overthrowing a validly elected and constitutional government, it would be a loud minority vs a silent majority.

Let's face it, it's already established that no one can hit the streets of the South West or Northern Nigeria to start insurrection.

This warning is for my brothers in the South South. It will be brothers against stupid brothers . When you attempt to disrupt traffic, our businesses and career we will disrupt your lives- facts.

The counter protest will be televised- facts.

Putin and Zelensky will be relieved that the media's attention has shifted from them - facts.

Blue 🔵 and yellow 🟡 flag will no longer be profile pictures across the world- facts.

If dem no born una well, make una try am for my ND- facts.

Challenger no go beat defending champion - Facts.

I call on the DSS and the Nigerian Army to act on time and arrest everyone on this thread saying that Tinubu will never be sworn in. Act now please.
Thunder fire you and the useless fuckhole u came out from. You have no shame
Politics / Re: Buhari: "I Am Eager To Leave Office, I Want To Focus On My Farms" by Dcaliphate(m): 7:16am On Mar 24, 2023
N3TRAL:
Jibril El Sudani is a clone and can't return to Katsina.

Our saviour who is now eating watery beans and drinking his seme* from m**turbat**n as yoghurt told us that the real President was replaced.

When our new messiah, obidîot, reclaims his mandate from the madman at Upper Iweaka who was struck with madness by Okija shrine, the impostor will return to Sudan by force.

Smoke your weed in peace, don't go mad or come on Nairaland to vent your stupidity
Politics / Re: Polls: Anti-tinubu Protesters Ground Abuja, Demand Interim Govt, Fresh Polls by Dcaliphate(m): 7:12am On Mar 24, 2023
CruelDove:
Just imagine their wacky aegis

Disgusting.

Asiwaju is our president-elect. Period.
All of u have no shame, its really a pity
Politics / Re: Polls: Anti-tinubu Protesters Ground Abuja, Demand Interim Govt, Fresh Polls by Dcaliphate(m): 7:11am On Mar 24, 2023
beerfraud:
These IPOB terrorists are in severe pain
Na your akamu brain dey in severe comatose
Politics / Re: Ayo Fayose And Oseni Rufai Clash On Arise TV (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 12:41am On Mar 24, 2023
flokii:
That Rufai Oseni has no manners atal.. the guy is always trying to superimpose his ideas and opinions on others not minding the atmosphere on ground.. Sentiments aside, is Fayose his mate??

That Arise TV needs to be sanctioned by NBC for their unprofessional conducts and divisive broadcasts most of the time.. gutter media outlet.
Go and sanction them nau.
Politics / Re: Man Beaten By Suspected Lagos APC Thugs Calls For Cancellation Of Election by Dcaliphate(m): 11:30am On Mar 19, 2023
FairlyUSEDpussy:
Always having something to complain bout.......

Go to your state........if thugs in Lagos r maltreating and humiliating u📍📍
Threy should go back to their states make hunger kee u abi, lazy ass motherf**ker
Politics / Re: APC: "Obi Trying To ‘steal’ Tinubu’s Mandate" by Dcaliphate(m): 12:53am On Mar 19, 2023
Softmirror:
grin PETER OBI THAT IS WORKING FOR TINUBU
Get your head out of your ass
Politics / Re: Rhodes Vivour's Threat About Lagos Should Not Be Ignored By Police - Reno Omokri by Dcaliphate(m): 12:46am On Mar 19, 2023
Samunique:
I want to beg this young blood GRV to be careful and mind his tongue, so that he won't get himself into trouble.

He's a good man, but our hyper toxic Igbo brothers jeopardized his chances.

Igbos need to change their tactics they're too lousy abeg !!! undecided

That's how they made Tinubu to get sympathy votes from those who would have naturally voted for Obi by their rude, abusive, uncouthness and bad mannerism.
The election was rigged in favour of Tinubu you're talking trash.
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Pastor Adefarasin Over Mom's Death by Dcaliphate(m): 8:20pm On Mar 15, 2023
Throwback:
Obi na pure scam man.

When others were building their political future with quality governance, he was siphoning Anambra money to Lagos.

Ticket hunter who can betray anyone for his own desperate ambition.

Even Obi's office will have Tinubu's portrait to remind him that you must work before you reap.

That is the simple philosophy of Emilokan.
When akamu dey your brain that's how u sound
Politics / Re: Nigeria Should Be Proud Of 2023 Presidential Election — Catriona Laing by Dcaliphate(m): 6:42am On Mar 15, 2023
PHIPEX:
We should be proud of nonsense. In essence, we are all mediocres and should be celebrating mediocrity. Will Britain accept this mess from INEC if it happens in their country?

Africa is so messed up that every garbage the West rejects is dumped here and we are all told to celebrate it as progress. Men are exploring the Space world but am told to celebrate INEC for failing to count merely 25million votes accurately
God bless you. Reading some posts and comments on Nairaland lately have become depressing as if ppl wey get sense no remain up to 5 but thank God for ppl like you!
Business / Re: Share Your Cash Scarcity Experience by Dcaliphate(m): 5:01am On Mar 12, 2023
Lalami3232:
Thank God say I be I.T personnel oooooo, else I for suffer premium suffering. For 3weeks now, I've been working from home.



I don talk am before and I go talk am again, "Oga instead of you to go do yahoo, go and learn programming and thank me later"
How and where do i learn it?
Politics / Re: Peter Obi Pays Condolence Visit To Family Of Late Oyibo Chukwu In Enugu (Photos) by Dcaliphate(m): 4:57am On Mar 11, 2023
Evergreen12345:
we love you Mr Obi
We too love him

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Romance / Re: Paris-based Nigerian Lady Says She Will Pay Any Man Who Agrees To Marry Her by Dcaliphate(m): 4:55am On Mar 11, 2023
Lol, only the angels know he state of her punny by now.

She sounds like she belongs to the street
Foreign Affairs / Re: Pope Francis Says Ukraine War Fuelled Not Just By 'Russian Empire' by Dcaliphate(m): 4:50am On Mar 11, 2023
accordadoga:
This is not my problem right now…

ABEG WHO GET CASH??

Emewefiewele suppose get one slap each from every Nigerian after this whole drama.


SITUATION OF NIGERIA RIGHT NOW (CONFUSED):
U mean efemiewele
Politics / Re: Politicians Collected Our Account Numbers Without Paying, Niger Voters Cry Out by Dcaliphate(m): 8:50am On Mar 10, 2023
Oh they voted on credit
Sports / Re: Ronaldo Took The Worst Free-kick Of His Career For Al Nassr Against Al Ittihad by Dcaliphate(m): 8:48am On Mar 10, 2023
If this una goat no wise to leave the stage when the ovation is at the highest he go soon turn bushmeat

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Politics / Re: They Are Wearing Black, I'm Wearing White - Wike Mocks Atiku And PDP Leaders by Dcaliphate(m): 8:29am On Mar 10, 2023
Gbyte02:
Wike the wicked grin

Atiku got it all wrong when he undermined Governor Wike. Wike won the presidential election for the APC and still delivered the senatorial positions for the PDP. This is a grassroot politician. A man that understands how to win elections. Atiku will live to regret this,it is better to win an election first with all hands on deck than to be afraid of the future with Wike as a VP. A golden opportunity missed!!
We celebrate bad people too much in this country, that's why we're still nowhere today
Politics / Re: Dozy Mmobuosi Calls For Peaceful Election,urges Nigerians To Come Vote Massively by Dcaliphate(m): 10:04pm On Feb 24, 2023
Peter Obi.
GCON
GCFR
To God be the glory

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Politics / Re: Labour Party Reacts As State Chairmen Predict Doom For Peter Obi by Dcaliphate(m): 8:17am On Feb 24, 2023
blabulu2000:
BOOM 💥

When i see some Yorubas that hate Tinubu i just Laugh they forgot that he brought YORUBA back into the game of politics when we have already lost our space in in this democratic era after Obasanjo sold us out without looking back!!!

The PDP (2011-2015) didn't have a single yoruba person in the top 8 political positions of Nigeria

1. GEJ- President
2. Sambo- VP
3. David Mark- SP
4. Ekweremadu- DSP
5. Tambuwal- Speaker
6. Ihedioha- Dep. Speaker
7. Katsina-Ala - CJN
8.Anyim Pius -SGF

Tinubu brought us back into the game and now we are back in the top 8 , and we currently have OSINBAJO & GBAJABIAMILA in top 4, 2023 is also our chance to rule this great country but some of us are lost
You're a tribal bigot. Your outlook is phucked.
Politics / Re: Obaseki To Peter Obi: You Lack The Experience To Be Nigeria's Next President by Dcaliphate(m): 6:07pm On Feb 22, 2023
With all due respect sir you're a bastard!
Buhari with all the experience see where he has led us to. Ogun kill all of una useless politicians.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: What Was Your Rejection Story Like; How Did You Handle It? Please Share by Dcaliphate(m): 1:56pm On Feb 21, 2023
sad
Wrote NLNG 2nd test in PH and didn't pass, that was the rejection of my life

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Politics / Re: Reno Omokri: If Peter Obi Wins, I'm Afraid Of What Obidients Will Do by Dcaliphate(m): 7:45am On Feb 21, 2023
Thinkam:
sad this is not a reasonable take, shey na obidients go become president abi na Obi?

If you see good in a candidate go for him forget the supporters.

For instance Tinubu is a bad candidate, his supporters are unnecessarily tribalistic, no good thing about APC.

But a waste nonetheless, obi will drop out of the race latest February 23

Atiku is coming



Original burantashi bro, ever standing.

But he'll release soon so we'll both lick it
Confusing dreams.
Early signs of malaria
Politics / Re: Edo North: Oshiomhole Campaigns In Jattu (Video) by Dcaliphate(m): 7:40am On Feb 21, 2023
a little monkey campaigns in Jattu

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Celebrities / Re: You Can’t Have Love In Nigeria Without Money - Nedu Wazobia by Dcaliphate(m): 9:51pm On Feb 14, 2023
Poverty has frustrated love around here

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Celebrities / Re: Nollywood Actress, Maureen Okpoko Goes Blind. by Dcaliphate(m): 5:52pm On Feb 14, 2023
God abeg.... no let us meet gbege wey pass us.
May God heal you dear.

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