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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 1:44pm On Jun 02, 2016
Congratulations people its good to know that the long anticipated judgement has come. I still await my testimony surely it shall come and I will join the host of igwe mmo na mmadu to shout Hallelujah. Congratulations all.Artemedia your selfless and I am glad you are in.

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Video Games And Gadgets For Sale / Brand New Fifa 16 PS3 For Sale by dchem(m): 7:40am On May 28, 2016
Call 08123259849 to price. Asking price 12k.
Politics / Re: Politicians Who Visited Aso Rock In The Past Were Given $100, 000 – Presidency by dchem(m): 7:43pm On Apr 24, 2016
I was almost going to believe this until I saw the millions of Nigerians paying school fees abroad then I knew it was another diversionary propaganda. Abeg this Change Government make una stop this big big talk and start working oooo.
Crime / Re: Armed Robber Lynched By Mob In Ikeja (Graphic Photos) by dchem(m): 2:40pm On Apr 08, 2016
Terry68:
"If a thief is caught in the act of breaking into a house and is struck and killed in the process, the person who killed the thief is not guilty of murder' Exodus 22 vs 2
Why quote the one that favors you. If he is kilked at night then he is not guilty but if killed in the day he is guilty. We will all agree that mob actions occur during the day most times. #saynotomobkilling
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 12:56pm On Mar 31, 2016
Make una organise igbedu for hopefuls na him all man don jump window if we say make una come recruit Gt nko. I rep pitakwa and saturday next week is cool for me. SKYBAR in Genesis, Cubana, Chinatown or The Crib underground are cools spots.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 12:53pm On Mar 31, 2016
wink
Politics / Re: Is This Really A Police Station by dchem(m): 10:36am On Mar 29, 2016
Even the police need a police.
Politics / Is This Really A Police Station by dchem(m): 9:44am On Mar 29, 2016
I came across this picture this morning and have been thinking. If this is indeed a Police station and a generator is chained this way then I think every citizen should then build a generator bunker.

Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 2:52pm On Mar 23, 2016
How to change the world

The ninth week of SEAL training is referred to as Hell Week. It is six days of no sleep, constant physical and mental harassment and one special day at the Mud Flats. The Mud Flats are an area between San Diego and Tijuana where the water runs off and creates the Tijuana slues—a swampy patch of terrain where the mud will engulf you.

It is on Wednesday of Hell Week that you paddle down to the mud flats and spend the next 15 hours trying to survive the freezing-cold mud, the howling wind and the incessant pressure from the instructors to quit. As the sun began to set that Wednesday evening, my training class, having committed some "egregious infraction of the rules" was ordered into the mud. The mud consumed each man till there was nothing visible but our heads. The instructors told us we could leave the mud if only five men would quit—just five men and we could get out of the oppressive cold.

Looking around the mud flat, it was apparent that some students were about to give up. It was still over eight hours till the sun came up—eight more hours of bone-chilling cold. The chattering teeth and shivering moans of the trainees were so loud it was hard to hear anything. And then, one voice began to echo through the night—one voice raised in song. The song was terribly out of tune, but sung with great enthusiasm. One voice became two, and two became three, and before long everyone in the class was singing. We knew that if one man could rise above the misery then others could as well. The instructors threatened us with more time in the mud if we kept up the singing—but the singing persisted. And somehow, the mud seemed a little warmer, the wind a little tamer and the dawn not so far away.

If I have learned anything in my time traveling the world, it is the power of hope. The power of one person—Washington, Lincoln, King, Mandela and even a young girl from Pakistan named Malala—can change the world by giving people hope.

So, if you want to change the world, start singing when you're up to your neck in mud.#copied

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 8:20pm On Mar 22, 2016
Nlng2014:


Lol @ the 3 months given EH......some people are still in the EH race and have not even been told their status. By my count the EH race is. exactly 2.5 years. The EH race was initially to be concluded before the GTs, however that may not be the case due to so many tins one could deduce from some peoples posts.

By my calculation you all have seen 2.25 years of this race. Most will not be delayed past 3.0 years except another natural disaster happens like Donald Trump winning the USA presidential elections ( pray hard it's concluded before that election). But majority will see 3.5 - 4.0 years.(aka the wait listed). Usually the wait list comes with a 1.5 years period, after which if you don't hear from GNLN(spelt backwards coz even me don tire) -----then forget it.

May it not be una case..
I sincerely hope the Trump part is a joke. If not, kindly please expand the consequences as it relates to "Our Company".
Politics / Re: The Injustice Buhari Did To The Genius Of UNILAG - Punch by dchem(m): 8:11pm On Mar 22, 2016
NgeneUkwenu:
By Azuka Onwuka and not Punch Newspapers!

Illiterates everywhere..
With all due respect is there anything wrong with what is written above. Well like the writer rightly opined its not too late to do the needful. Education is about the only thing that can help Nigeria move forward as a nation. Constructive criticism should be welcomed by any right thinking administration.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 4:58pm On Mar 15, 2016
I can see that the fun has returned. Well me I no be oracle but if you have some free time and dont have any IWCF training then I am pleased to let you know that level 1 is free via http://www.iwcf.org/level-1 . Knowledge they say is power. One love people.
#wewait
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 11:21pm On Mar 10, 2016
forkadict:


Force ke? Force bawo? No be me o. May the Force be with you sha.


@All.
I should have come with this message looooong ago but I held back because of the potential counter attacks I was liable to once I went thru with delivering the message. I anticipate folks coming at me with lines like 'Forkadict, because you don manage enter now, you con dey tell us make we move on abi? Na so life be?' I could be accused of being inconsiderate, selfish and all that. It has happened before when I attempted informing yall about developments regarding your process thru codes. I heard lines like 'Forkadict that used to be part of us is now talking to us thru codes etc etc ' but still on still, I just feel the need to say this and i appeal to yall not to be cross with me.

First of all, it is just unnecessary and discourteous for anyone insulting and throwing all manner of vituperations at NLNG for the protracted recruitment process. I was affected as well but only that my wait was not as intense as yours. At least from the time I applied till when I resumed took 28 months. You guys are doing your 29th month if I am right. So guys this is coming from someone who has a practical experience of how excruciating the wait can be (in contrast some guys whose process went thru the normal circumstances) and I still share their sentiment by advising yall to please chill and cut the invectives.

I get really baffled when I hear people come with lines like 'my life has been put on hold by this process' how so? If anyone is like that then the person has himself strictly to blame for putting his life on hold and not NLNG. Do you have a certification to bag? Or an academic degree? Or marriage? You name it. Why not go ahead and anytime NLNG is ready to unfreeze this process and you are one of the lucky few, you simply decide whether you want to come on board or continue with your life as the case may be. And even if you decide to come on board, I don't know what programme you may be running that you can not put on hold and continue when you have eventually settled in at NLNG.

I have always said it and I still repeat that regarding your process, neither the son nor the angels knoweth but only the father. For all we know, the interview outcomes MAY even be communicated this month or later. Cos the eventual communication of interview outcomes does not necessarily translate to immediate resumption. There will still be another 6 months lag at least. So NLNG coming back to yall on interview outcomes this month and eventual resumption in 4th quarter or earlier is not a possibility to be ruled out.

Finally, this (and @Kaitung's last post) shouldn't mean that yall should abandon this thread. Let's still continue to commune and have fun on here like the end of this saga is tomorrow.

Still yours truly in this struggle,
Forkadict.

As always all I have for you is #Respect. You are one of the good men left on earth. Danke.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 10:40am On Mar 10, 2016
adob116:
I can't recall if its artmedia. But someone once said that NLNG is not holding anyone against his will. I agree with the person. I wish I could just ignore them till they finally come calling. I wish the lengthy recruitment process is not affecting my decisions. I am also one of those that believe irrespective of the final number I will be among the chosen. However, I have also realised that it is not a sign of lack of faith to start taking those key decisions that will help improve my life. Whether it is going to another country or spending the money to take those certification exams that might not be relevant to NLNG...we all need to start moving forward.

So, I will keep occupying and moving forward...thatz how I'm gonna wait.
I concur. As far as I am concerned I am not putting anything on hold for NLNG. When they call we will work something out . Even if I am on my honeymoon I am sure they will understand afterall I understood them for 2 years 4 months and counting.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 7:10am On Mar 08, 2016
You won't understand how serious this matter is until you see that posts are being made by 4am. My brother and sisters in the Lord(and in the wait) ututu oma.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 6:44pm On Mar 07, 2016
dway4ward:
Brent crude at $39.74 please keep rising. May the spirit of Ijebu garri enter you and rise. Rise, rise to $50, rise rise rise, and quickly too.
Bro its picking up. This Ijebu garri spirit ti take over oooo. Its over $40 already.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 9:31pm On Mar 06, 2016
Having fun reading from you guys. In fact it made the wait less boring. Please keep it coming but remember that words let out can not be taken back. Let love lead.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 6:01pm On Mar 04, 2016
@ sources if the judgement day is elusive surely the number of people awaiting judgement shouldn't be. This is just me thinking in black and white(on green background)
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 5:45pm On Mar 04, 2016
NPComplete:
Venting may not change the long wait. But it sure as hell is therapeutic. I fully endorse it. So vent as much as you can and let's all get back to waiting or moving on with our lives.
I am awaiting your own vent abi you took another therapy.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 4:16pm On Mar 04, 2016
ladyF:
Eeyah, I can't even say people should not vent their anger. This thing is beyond frustrating. Tuesday will make it 9 months since the first set of people had their AC. If 9 months is not enough to select 60 people or even if na 1 person out of 600 left, I don't know what to say. #EpicFail angry

Even EH that did interviews after have been called. It just shows where GTs are on their priority list. I'll say like "minus infinity" on a scale of 1-10. I really wish these guys all the best in their future endeavors.

Surely going to be a weekend of insults grin
See we know this your post was just to take this position. While we are complaining we are still observant.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 3:25pm On Mar 04, 2016
It's difficult to wait but when you have no option than waiting you will have to wait. I have since begun my wedding plans and moving on. what will be will be, keep hope alive folks.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 4:59pm On Feb 22, 2016
It will really be nice to ignore than respond and insult.
Phones / Re: ***smilevoice 4G LTE Calls, Video Calls And Sms Is Here*** by dchem(m): 4:44pm On Feb 19, 2016
Whats the cheapest 4g phone that can work with smile. Someone please recommend.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 3:01pm On Feb 03, 2016
forkadict:
This is for the Muslims. Check your times, the call to prayer is nigh.

And for the Christians, Jesus is coming soon.
There are different interpretation depending on if you are an optimist or a pessimist. The optimist will think " A call to prayer and the second coming of Jesus should bring joy and as such NLNG call is near". To the pessimist a call to prayer should be a time to pray against a terrible situation and the Christ coming soon is to end the world as we know it and as such maybe the exercise has been cancelled. In the end I am still yours truly Mr Optimist.
Politics / Re: Briscoe Helicopter Gone Missing by dchem(m): 12:48pm On Feb 03, 2016
centvin008:
Lagos - A Briscoe helicopter carrying nine passenger has been declared missing.
The helicopter with a 2-man crew was said to heading to Lagos from Port-Harcourt.
Efforts are said to be ongoing to locate the missing helicopter
More to follow.
- News 24

http://m.news24.com/nigeria/National/News/breaking-briscoe-helicopter-gone-missing-20160203
This is becoming too regular for comfort. I pray they find the passengers in good health.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 4:29pm On Feb 01, 2016
Some of us are just being emotional. Until you get the appointment letter anything is possible in any recruitment. In my opinion, that is the only binding agreement that is admissible in court. I believe some of us will be MD's and GM's in the future, and when that time comes we will understand why some decisions have to be made no matter how painful it may be. In the end it better to be optimistic than be a pessimist.

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 2:59pm On Feb 01, 2016
artmedia:
I sincerely appreciate your vote of confidence. Thanks. And yes, it's from my 'sauce'. She made it clear that some of us that received the ongoing emails will still be dropped. Lets not forget that they are making decisions as to how many they will employ considering the market and other factors. So they were left with 3 options. One was to just keep mute till whenever they eventually agree on the final no. Second was to send a blanket mail to everyone that the process is still ongoing and they apologise for any inconvenience. And third was to do what they did - get in touch with those they are not considering at all, and let the rest know it is ongoing. The first 2 options leave everyone in limbo, whilst the last one lets some people get the closure we were all clamoring for. Hence they went with that option.

Again, if there wernt any issues with oil prices and all, and they had a firm number they wanted to take, the process would have been concluded a long time ago and we would have resumed. But this case is peculiar, and they did what they had to do.

We also have to know that they never in the past mentioned that once we get the next mail after the AC exercise, then we are automatically in. Hence, even if they want to send series of emails, as long as they have not said that 'proceed to medicals', and pick offer letter, then we cant question their degree of competence or their 'caring' ethos.

It is well IJN.

#Shalom...

Thanks for jostling me to reality and collaborating my initial thought. If it is not too much to ask, do you have any idea how many people still in the running. I dont mind getting a close estimate.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 5:46pm On Jan 28, 2016
airsaylongcon:


I don't expect OPEC to cut output. We will head to $10 before we start heading up
I do not think the price has bottomed up yet (I wish it has). I believe it will never get to $10 as it below the cost per barrel of over 40%of the worlds daily production. There would have been a shortage which would not easily be filled by the remaining players thereby jacking up prices. From experience reopening shut-in wells is not just turning on the tap for most producers.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 6:34pm On Jan 25, 2016
Nlng2014:
To those who got closure. Life has a whole lot to offer.

For those still in the running, do you think you know what patience is yet?

Think again.
I dont know about others here but I understand the current situation as its equally biting hard in my current company. My department has lost almost 50% of it workforce to retrenchment not minding how resourceful it has been in the past. My manager who has over 20 years in my company alone says its never been this bleak in all his years of experience. So for me I am willing to wait till I can get closure. I surely do hope there will be closure.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 5:55pm On Jan 25, 2016
God bless you too Sir.
whatsupguys:

A resounding amen! Thank you brother! wink God bless you!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 5:02pm On Jan 25, 2016
My earlier email was from a analysis of responses here and offline but I can see now I was wrong. Whatsupguys and others be rest assured that there are different route to greatness and I am sure we all meet at the top.
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: 2013 Nigeria Liquified Natural Gas (NLNG) Graduate Trainee by dchem(m): 3:09pm On Jan 25, 2016
No regret mail was sent to the best of my knowledge. I think we should all move on for now because even though there were feelers that the current tsunami was coming no one truly knew the magnitude. NLNG is still in the business to make profit every other thing is secondary and as such I understand their ordeal.

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