₦airaland Forum

Friend22:
Poison!
It's the only disease advertised on TV,radio jingles and gets government support because of taxation.

Alcohol is bae

Palazee:



Hoes, hoes, hoes

I dedicate "For Everybody" by Juicy J ft Wiz Khalifa, Rock City to this reply.


LYRICS: These hooooooooooes, they for everybody, ......pass em all around, they at every party........They gone be loyal not for anybody, still I love these hoes..

These hooooooooooes

Merry100:
Amen......... And may we jam good men that will dash us 500 million with no strings attached. Amen Amen Amen!!!

When are you going to retire?


On that day, I promise to be at your wedding.

Beckham14:
Odé like you think I am from the South East....


Your mom is currently in my bed doing what she loves most with my dick 😂😂😂

You don't have to come narrate the experience of your family members especially your mother and sisters.


E pain am

Hardluck.

Ñyâmïrī

Bliss62:
If Naivity was a human.. you my friend would be one good example

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Says someone who knows nothing about armament.


Shalom.

dominique:
Lagos is too heavily popular not to have heavy traffic jams. That's why we're praying for development and industrialisation in other states so Lagos can be decongested. NewYork city should be on the list IMO

That is because there are too many migrants wanting to live and do business there especially as it is that Lagos us the commercial capital of Nigeria. They wouldn't want to leave but rather stay there to develop the place instead of going back home.
















Don't get me wrong

OmoOshodi:
He knew something...

What is stopping the man in the picture from extending his palm to grab something soft, bouncy and juicy?

MMWandali:
Say No to alcohol

Alcohol is bae

Kobicove:
This animal just massacred three members of the same family!

Sent them to the great beyond.


I heard the great beyond is a wonderful place

Viserion:
so many crazy people walking around. may God help us

And some chinko lost their lives.



Life goes on

SIXTEENTH:
Marriage of Mr. & Mrs. Smith (Angelina jolie)

Brad and Angelina

Them the nack for real life as real husband and wife too.


I enjoyed every romantic/sex scene knowing they are real couples acting those scenes together.

fa4dmike:
May be a military lady. I love active gurls

Can not be in the military.

If she was, she wouldn't try that publicly at her trad wedding. The armed forces reputation will be on the line.

Ashez:
Warning to the husband
If he tries shit..............

Nothing will happen.

Bliss62:




If you have never handled a Riffle before you won't understand this woman is a bad ass... She handled the recoil like a pro


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That's AK with fixed stock. And I am 100% sure it's loaded with standard ammo.

A 10 year old child can handle that shii with ease.

Nothing badass about firing an AK loaded with standard ammo.

talented321:
No be lie, she no believe she will marry again.
though na active girl.

Celebrating her retirement

Rich4god:
Am lending my voice to this thread
https://www.nairaland.com/7922406/wife-why-life-women-complicated#127165126

A couple of days back, my wife put to bed using CS. Initially we had a baby before, I a know how complicated and painful the pregnancy and childbirth was.

Now I was in the theatre during the CS and I saw first hand how someone's abdomen was sliced open and the baby pulled out. I also saw how doctors were putting their hands into someone's abdomen and how they finally stitched her up. It wasn't an easy sight to behold. Right now, she's recovering, but the pain she's passing through is much.

To me, this is the highest form of sacrifice that someone can give for the family.

So to the men and husband out there..... before you ask your wife to be "what she is bringing to table", kindly think about the sacrifice they make in bringing your children to the world.

Don't try to justify your SIMP-licity .

Beckham14:
You know that stench coming out from your Ewedu consuming mother's underwear.... Reason why your dad's people placed a heavy curse on her

Eyaa! You think I am from the Ewedu soup eating tribe?

You wey you mama work part time for brothel.
Na there Dem carry your belle.

Ndi-Jews of Emeka-land will not seize to amaze

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By the way I get plenty business deals if you are interested.

E get one Nkechi wey need new factory produced Ñyâmïrī not more than 2weeks .

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Nnamdi need you to supply 1/2 kilo of Mkpurummiri of high quality ...

mastermaestro:
With foolish power, foolish influence, foolish privileges, foolish allowances. Pride leaves many people at the bottom of life. Humble yourself bro.

Mental slavery is the worst form of captivity.


You can continue kneeling down after all it's a free world.

Mitsurugi:
Kid

Adult phool

Beckham14:
While your mom's can't do without Emeka's dick

Seems you went to sniff the pungent smelling vagina in between your Ñyâmïrī mother's legs to get high before coming to reply.

Go sniff it again and come back to reply.

Beckham14:
We love it

As long as it is only in Emeka-land, no problem

Thundafireseun:
Correct gal

I no Sabi the girl and she don give me erection already

PlayMaker14:
If that's how you see it.

Labour Party the Igbo party.

berry1999:
hello nairalanders, good day to you pls just wanted your advice on this particular topic...
what is it like to be professional female photographer in Nigeria ?
how lucrative is it?
what are the benefits?
your answers will be appreciated

It is very lucrative, especially when you put on hot mini dresses that are at least 2 inches above the knee and wear sexy panties with shouting colors and still use same positions a male photographer would pose in other to be able to capture stunning photos.

Who wouldn’t prefer you over a male photographer anytime any day?

The female folk will want to empower their fellow woman and the male will want to empower you as you empower their own natural photography too.

sucess001:
Governor dey kneel for President... Who con be trainee

Foolish governor.

blackmantis:
If learning sewing or carpentry yes.

May you and your generations to come continue to reason like this.



Amen.

All these primitive people with primitive mentality.





Any gullible person should not only kneel, they should also lie down face flat.

Nonsense garnished with spicy ingredients.

Depriest2020:
They all don't have issues with Fulani herdsmen killing Nigerians in their farms daily, but they have issues with Israel killing terrorist Hamas. They would have preferred Israel to be like Nigerians being massacred everyday but do nothing other than weep in sorry, mourn their dead, bury them, move on and wait for their own turn to be killed too.

Ask God1000.

Emergingnation:
This hypocrised and coward God1000 , who is from that part of the country, will never come and wail his low life out with this carnaged happening in backwards.. He busy crying over Israel killing their invading terrorist.

In a while, I have not seen a bigger fool than that guy when it comes to irrationality.


Benue people I’ve interacted with from his side reason far better. he is just an embarrassment to them.

Kalakulu:
The Kuteb community in Taraba state were attacked by Fulani herdsmen militia and so many savagely killed.

https://www.facebook.com/100051173566308/posts/pfbid0UfSzRWsHCyyeHeRexTdPKgVi42CNYNGNwQRdnjrjgNeabxBEDQ8q4esnbRqmKyJZl/?app=fbl

Look at what the people of Jeon aka Fati2001 did to Obamamessi ‘s people.

OkpaNsukkaisBae:
Probably a false flag ops. Na dem attack na dem still do rescue mission yet no casuality, gunfires, no aircraft was shot down

Myopic point of view garnished with mental astigmatism.

KingCold:
Very beautiful people I must add

Imagine one with duck foot and cock bottom garnished with the big forehead