₦airaland Forum

Magnoliaa:
Do have a nightmarish night too.

The next time you fornicate you will get HIV and Herpes.



This I have seen.

Jeon:
You are right. Ours is caused by the governments ,conflicts and other negative stuffs which results to man made famine.

Which one is caused by Hausa/Fulani cattle rustlers?

Shalommy:
Chaiii... When last did u smash a shawty?

You want to cheat on Amos with Silentgroper ?

Magnoliaa:
Ok

Have a nice night work.

Magnoliaa:
But you know enough to ask me if I'll be working tonight? You should know the other details about my work then.


If you don't, ask your mum and she'll explain to you, dude.

Siofra is my mother

I for dress like clown🤡🤡🤡

Magnoliaa:
Yes, together with your mommy.

Where do you work exactly? Because I don't understand.

Magnoliaa:
Okay.

Are you working this night?

jeromestarks:
You dey look for trouble ahbi. I no send you oooo.
If those advanced sister come for your head, you're on your own.
No say I no tell you.

Them even get rank

Magnoliaa:
I am waiting on you to put a ring on it.

I will


Our wedding will happen as soon as you clock 50

Bigchristo:
Igbo should start moving their business back home, you know exactly where you are not welcome, stop forcing yourselves in Lagos you can transform Onitsha main market to a major business hub and solicit for a functional sea port around Delta and Anambra , boycott Lagos nor be only there life dey

River port with regards to Anambra you mean?

Daystar7:
There's nothing funny abt this and no need to display ur dirty tribalism... This is real life. I doubt you've ever made #100k of ur own and loose it. Be human and stop behaving like an animal

Pocohantas
Candidlady
Siofra
Jennyclay
Magnoliaa



How far?

PlayMaker14:
Shebi wen eyes blind, mirror go rest ....



Hamas terrorists don get small sense, even Saudi Arabia disown them.

Next time, they'll listen to Rema's “Calm Down” before trying any nonsense with the Great Israel.

They will be singing like:

🎵🎶🎶
ISREAL Calm down, Calm down, the woto woto you deliver for GAZA the put HAMAS for lockdown, for lockdown, for lockdown....🎵🎶🎶

Godfullsam:
Why exactly are you laughing

Soooo man can laugh in peace again?

jeff1993:
An average Igbo man Is a traveler. He likes comfort anywhere he is so he goes all out to do it and that may be his greatest undoing.

Pls learn to build houses with adequate paper works. Ask questions. No be any land u see, u want to develop. Make sure u get all the whole certificates before u make move to avoid all these.

Developers will not hear

Jsabigi1:
Come And See Exam Question!!!

A Social Work Examination question in Federal University of Lafia has been trending.
The Course is Titled: HUMAN SEXUALITY AND SOCIAL WORK.

Just check of the photo.

Righteousness2 will get an F which amounts to a carry over bacause he refused to write such an end time exam

Jeon:
Famine can comes in natural , man made or both @ a time.

What is the cause of the North East famine?

yinkus6750:
Why build without proper documents and follow due process?
If you were on the right path, you could have sied the government.

Illegal development of Lagos

‘My family now homeless’, man whose ‘N300m’ mansion was pulled down in Lagos speaks

Chimobi Ezenwa, a Lagos resident whose mansion said to be worth N300 million was demolished, says he is now homeless. The administration of Governor Babajid Sanwu Olu

Chimobi Ezenwa, a Lagos resident whose mansion said to be worth N300 million was demolished, says he is now homeless.

The administration of Governor Babajide Sanwo-Olu recently commenced the destruction of houses said to be in contravention of Lagos masterplan.

There have been speculations that a particular ethnic group is being targeted as a result of the last election, but the government has denied this.

In a video trending on social media, one of the numerous persons affected by the demolition, said his house was pulled down without prior notice.

“My name is Chimobi Ezenwa and I am one of the victims of the ongoing demolition here in Abule Ado, Lagos.”

“This is my property, it has been demolished and there was no notice before encroaching on my property and destroying it. Even if I didn’t have an FHA (Federal Housing Authorities) allocation, if they asked me to pay for reclaiming of the land, I was ready to pay.

“They destroyed my property worth over 300 million here and now my kids are homeless, I don’t know what to do next. Some of my neighbours are in the hospital due to stroke, things are happening. So we are appealing to the government to help us stop the demolition going on at Abule Ado. The kids are in the hospital, please, I am begging. I call on the presidency to do something about this.

“Look at some people’s properties, even if they said some houses were built on the road, they are done demolishing those houses. Why enter into the streets where people are living? Now, children are homeless and cannot even go to school.

“About four people died as a result of heart attack. We have lost lives. My wife is also in the hospital because she can’t bear this. I am very very confused and homeless. There is an ongoing committee that has been making calls but there is no response yet but we are praying to get a response because there is still ongoing demolition right here as I speak.”

Williams Ochemba, another landlord whose house was pulled down, said, “Surely there have been negotiations between the landlords for long. We have been discussing for better understanding.

“They threatened to carry out the demolition but we reclaimed it from the swamps and invested on it till this level only to find out that it belongs to the Nigerian government, then we started a negotiation with them and we felt things would not go this way.

“All along, we have been saying please consider us, let this exercise have a human face cause we invested here ignorantly, and let there be an understanding between both parties, the families and the FHA. They then came to us and told us what we should do and we were willing to do.

“Although mine has been demolished, let others not be moved into the streets like myself. Let it stop while we negotiate and understand each side. I have been walking in the streets and sleeping in the open. I have mosquito bites all over. This is for a lot of people, not only myself. Landlords, and house owners, we have been rendered homeless.”

SOURCE: https://www.dailytrust.com.ng/my-family-now-homeless-man-whose-n300m-mansion-was-pulled-down-in-lagos-speaks

Asawoboy:
How do we say NEPA don bring light with correct English.🙄
Make una bring chair,
grammar go fall from sky today 🤣🤣🤣

N ever
E xpect
P ower
A lways
has disappointed us.

Generalgoshen:
I just drove pass that school, going through federal housing

And you didn't care to pass by and join SS2 boys to teach SS3 boys a lesson today?

YoungBlackRico:
is this the school near Pyramid Hotel?

I dunno.

Shalommy:
Amos goaty

You have started menstruation again abi?


You always mention Amos when it starts

chiiraq802:
Omoh!!! Mr adultness goan sit-down wan place.

Your foundation is built out of mud and rests on sand by the seaside.

Shalommy:
So... You be calabar boy?

Do I sound like Edinbong or Iniubong or someone that eats edikaikong?


How are you my sexy wall lizard?

Wealthoptulent:
U need TIPS kę? Knack her or try put am for her "The Tip"!
Try it today (Black Friday) Come back for Sunday Thanksgiving ...
If e go Red make e Red, if na Black make e BLACK, BLACK & REED go Confuse the BULL ....

Oil dey your head

CandidAdmin:
Excuse me, but how does this affect 9ja?

Question of the day- Does australia allow open grazing?

Nope,



They have ranches

Jimkuti:
Please is Nigeria still part of this world ?

No it is not.



It is now part of Heaven.

richiemcgold:
Can't they ship them down here in Nigeria?

Jeon husband go like this idea.

Cow Meat don cost now and people no the gree buy him suya because of the increase in price.


At least with free sheep him go make more profit from balango

sylve11:
Yes, the one she take hold wall.

Lizard style photo