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PoliticsRe: Panic As Abba Kyari’s Wife Slumps In Court by Deadmeat: 11:38am On Mar 14, 2022
Let her die no simparthy for any Nigerian police and their family. If they like let them die who cares
CrimeRe: Special Shout Out To MR SAYNOTOCULTISM by Deadmeat: 9:01am On Feb 28, 2022
Death to all cultists
Christianity EtcRe: 10-Year-Old Twin Boys Born Deaf & Dumb Healed By God Of Chosen (Pix) by Deadmeat: 10:26am On Feb 27, 2022
Staged
CelebritiesRe: Juliet Ibrahim: Stop Using Dirty Hands And Dirty Saliva On A Woman’s Privates by Deadmeat: 11:31am On Feb 26, 2022
I bet she won't reject to be sucked thoroughly with a dirty mouth..
CrimeRe: Pregnant Housewife Fakes Kidnap, Buys House With Ransom From Facebook Lover by Deadmeat:
Be careful when dealing with these vagina people.....

Bleeding genders ain't loyal.

Christianity EtcRe: Russian Invasion: We’ll Command War In Ukraine To Cease, Says Apostle Suleman by Deadmeat: 2:12pm On Feb 25, 2022
Prayer prayer prayer that's what we know, no action just prayer yet the country is filled with wickedness, evil..

Nigerians almost pray God out...
RomanceRe: I Just Want To Hit And Dump But I'm Afraid I May Get Hooked by Deadmeat(op): 12:11pm On Feb 19, 2022
Truvelisback:
U better leave the girl, make her mother no swear for u. Nowadays, i rare believe stories in Romance sextion.
swear for me? Well that's my fear, I just feel her mother would want my head on spike if hurt her daughter...
RomanceI Just Want To Hit And Dump But I'm Afraid I May Get Hooked by Deadmeat(op): 11:23am On Feb 19, 2022
In reference to this post: https://www.nairaland.com/6980324/it-right-ask-out


I did asked this beautiful damsel out couple of days ago, she agreed but my problem is her mom. She was getting too attached to me already calling me her in-law, asking me if I have gotten married and all that isssh.

I'm just thinking she's tryna push her daughter on me because of the fact that I have money, have a ride. She told me she likes me that I am different from other G guys that I am so gentle.........

The fact is, I just want to hit her and dump don't have time for commitment for now cos my focus is on making money.
How do I play this game without hurting her and her mom? I just dey pity the innocent girl cos she doesn't know I am a goddamn player.
And the girl never had a boyfriend so i am her first man now. She's probably a virgin based on what I observed

Shey the thing no go hook me for neck laidis ?
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Ask Her Out? by Deadmeat(op): 1:31pm On Feb 10, 2022
GboyegaD:
You mind I ask your age, what you do for a living, and why you bought her a phone? Your answers to my question will help know how best to advice you m
I am a music producer, I bought her the phone just so she would have means to communicate with me as it won't be convenient for her calling me through her mom's phone. The phone is nothing to me as I bought it out of abundance the money I used to buy the phone is not even up to what I spend in clubs. My own is to hit, leave or stay if I want. All I need is way to present it without sounding like "I want something in return for that phone"
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Ask Her Out? by Deadmeat(op): 1:16pm On Feb 10, 2022
NoahHadNoArk:
If you don't buy a ticket, you don't win a raffle.
















If you don't shoot, you don't score.

















My Point is, go ahead and ask her out so she turns you down immediately so that you, your friend, the Girl, her mother and we the good people of Nairaland can rest.

Please.




In other news, Good wishes upon u for helping guys in her area in the arduous task of controlling her and banging with her momma's phone. You just made their lives better.




Sense I leave you grin
this I already know that's why I bought the phone without letting my mind there. All I'm after is to hit, stay or leave.
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Ask Her Out? by Deadmeat(op): 12:36pm On Feb 10, 2022
Kutunban:
She'll break your heart and you'll come here and tell us how ungrateful she is with her mother.
I don't really care about heartbreak bro. No woman can break my heart. I ain't simp shît
RomanceRe: Is It Right To Ask Her Out? by Deadmeat(op): 12:36pm On Feb 10, 2022
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RomanceIs It Right To Ask Her Out? by Deadmeat(op): 12:25pm On Feb 10, 2022
There was a girl I met last week, not too far from my G's street. Me and my guy was just taking a walk looking for a bar where we can just pop some drink around 11am in the morning sha.
Luckily as we were going we found a big store where they sell provisions, they also sell alcoholic drinks. I just told my guy we should buy drinks there since they have a place we can seat. Omo na so this fine girl come out o.

I met her mom there, she was helping her mom in the store. Her mom was very hospitable, she welcomed us as if she we knew each other and her daughter sef just dey friendly. She really caught my attention no be lie.
We bought a liquor and we began gisting so I joking asked for her number. She said she doesn't have phone but I can have her mom's number so we can communicate.
Why fine girl like you no get phone? I just told her i can get her phone if doesn't mind. Omoh na so she just dey thank me o, she told her mom sef.

After we left, I called her through her mom's phone, we talked and talked but never asked her out.
So I just got her a new phone yesterday, she was so happy and her mom too.
Now I am thinking of asking her out before another man does but my issue is,
I don't know how it would sound to her. Won't it appear like I'm asking her out because I bought her a phone? And the fact that her mom knows about this. Won't she start thinking like I'm asking her daughter out just because I bought her a phone?

How can I indirectly ask her out?
If I can get some scope or format from any nairalanders here

I really like this girl but I don't want it to look like "I want something in return"
Christianity EtcRe: I Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 10:33am On Dec 24, 2021
Femmyfestus:
. your experience does not count . Until you have done what is written in it then we can conclude maybe the people arguing in the other thread are right or not
I had already recited some citation in the book. Up till now, nothing has happened
Christianity EtcRe: I Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 8:31am On Dec 24, 2021
Femmyfestus:
You didnt answer the second question. Did you practice what you read
not practicing anything just reading for educational purposes only
Christianity EtcRe: I Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 8:10am On Dec 24, 2021
Femmyfestus:
Any funny encounter yet?. Did u practice what u read?
no funny encounter bro as I don't even expect any shenanigans cos I found the real name of God (Jehovah) in there and true angels of God that's what made me continue reading it. so I don't expect it to cause any harm to humans unless you want to use it for devilish means... The book is harmless all what people are saying are just propagandas..
CrimeRe: Black Axee And Vikings Bought New Machine Guns To Kill Themselves - PHOTOS by Deadmeat: 10:49am On Dec 21, 2021
Who cares? Let them kill themselves....
CrimeWhy Is Black Race So Backward Despite That God Created White/black The Same Day? by Deadmeat(op): 9:34pm On Dec 17, 2021
Why is black race so backward despite the fact that God created whites race & black race the same time on the same earth. And all started from the scratch?

Why do blacks like giving excuses and blaming others for their misfortune?
RomanceWhy Is Black Race So Backward Despite That God Created White/Black The Same Day? by Deadmeat(op): 9:19pm On Dec 17, 2021
Why is black race so backward despite the fact that God created whites race & black race the same time on the same earth. And all started from the scratch?

Why do blacks like giving excuses and blaming others for their misfortune?
Christianity EtcRe: I Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 6:25pm On Dec 17, 2021
nnamdiosu:
Desist from this Painful path.
son of man, pity those who gave birth to you and avoid them pain.

Don't give yourself to your enemy for a loaf of bread
Don't deny your generation unborn life on earth.
for your information I've read it and I'm still reading it and nothing happened
Christianity EtcRe: I Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 6:25pm On Dec 17, 2021
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Christianity EtcRe: I Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 11:28am On Dec 16, 2021
Kobojunkie:
You kept reading what in dreams and calling what angel names? undecided

Dude, you are letting your delusions get the better of you. Knowledge is free but if you are afraid of it, that fear will use you wash tumbler. I suggest you tackle those anxieties you have of paper and ink first. undecided
undecided
Christianity EtcI Just Started Reading The Sixth And Seventh Book Of Moses by Deadmeat(op): 8:38pm On Dec 15, 2021
I'm just curious to know what's in the book so I got some PDF online to see what's in it. To my surprise so many things are there unexplained but I see God's name there "Jehovah'' which made me think the book is not occultic as some people think.
However, as I continue reading the book I feel some things present with me, I kept reading it in dreams and calling angels names
Has anyone experience it?
CrimeRe: Vikings kill three Black Axee members at once - VIDEO by Deadmeat: 5:58am On Dec 13, 2021
Nothing consign me. What's the scores?
CrimeRe: Massacre At Fake Checkpoint As Bokoharam Slit Throats Of Travellers(19 Killed) by Deadmeat: 5:19am On Dec 10, 2021
Allah disciples doing their usual thing
CrimeRe: See The Dead Body I Was Talking Yesterday - Black Axee And Eiye Cult War by Deadmeat: 1:41am On Dec 08, 2021
No RIP to waste for any damn cultists.
Serves him right
RomanceRe: I Have A Fetish For Female Anal - Is This Normal? by Deadmeat(op): 3:24pm On Nov 21, 2021
Datboredberry:
You're perfectly normal... From a girl who actually loves anal... Only had it once... But I love everything ass... wink

Ignore the Ignorant fools telling you that you're gay or bisexual... They don't have opinions on fornication or adultery but would be quick, on topics like this, to quote the Bible like hypocrites...

The only weird thing is that you groped your sisters' butts... But I'm glad you were just a kid and you have no feelings for them...

As for anal sex... It's amazing! The pleasure is better that that gotten from vagina sex... That's what I've been told... smiley

Just do it the right way... the girl must be clean... Use lots of lube... And have a swell nasty time! grin
Okay thanks ma'am I wonder why these religious Folks are demonizing it grin
RomanceRe: I Have A Fetish For Female Anal - Is This Normal? by Deadmeat(op): 2:03pm On Nov 21, 2021
franklingud:
You have been chopped and screwed bro.

cheesy cheesy cheesy
As how ? wink
RomanceRe: I Have A Fetish For Female Anal - Is This Normal? by Deadmeat(op): 7:35am On Nov 21, 2021
Lilsameey:
If you are ready for factory reset, I can help you arrange people from Nairaland here or outside Nairaland, Stop watching porn, try and do stuff that will keep you from thinking about sex. Have you have a vagina sex before?
Yes countless times, I have many girls in my circle but non love anal sex that's why I sometimes pay for all these unilag runs babe who can
RomanceRe: I Have A Fetish For Female Anal - Is This Normal? by Deadmeat(op): 7:30am On Nov 21, 2021
NarcissistKing:
It is normal and different individuals with tgeir own fantasies. Some fantasies can be weird! It's not spiritual! Don't listen to all these ignorant folks.
Ok thanks bro

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