Kutunban:
She'll break your heart and you'll come here and tell us how ungrateful she is with her mother.

GboyegaD:
You mind I ask your age, what you do for a living, and why you bought her a phone? Your answers to my question will help know how best to advice you m

NoahHadNoArk:

In other news, Good wishes upon u for helping guys in her area in the arduous task of controlling her and banging with her momma's phone. You just made their lives better.

Sense I leave you

NoahHadNoArk:
If you don't buy a ticket, you don't win a raffle.
















If you don't shoot, you don't score.

















My Point is, go ahead and ask her out so she turns you down immediately so that you, your friend, the Girl, her mother and we the good people of Nairaland can rest.

Please.




In other news, Good wishes upon u for helping guys in her area in the arduous task of controlling her and banging with her momma's phone. You just made their lives better.



Sense I leave you

Deadmeat:
I don't really care about heartbreak bro. No woman can break my heart. I ain't simp shît

GboyegaD:
You mind I ask your age, what you do for a living, and why you bought her a phone? Your answers to my question will help know how best to advice you m

Deadmeat:
I am a music producer, I bought her the phone just so she would have means to communicate with me as it won't be convenient for her calling me through her mom's phone. The phone is nothing to me as I bought it out of abundance the money I used to buy the phone is not even up to what I spend in clubs. My own is to hit, leave or stay if I want. All I need is way to present it without sounding like "I want something in return for that phone"

Deadmeat:
I am a music producer, I bought her the phone just so she would have means to communicate with me as it won't be convenient for her calling me through her mom's phone. The phone is nothing to me as I bought it out of abundance the money I used to buy the phone is not even up to what I spend in clubs. My own is to hit, leave or stay if I want. All I need is way to present it without sounding like "I want something in return for that phone"

GboyegaD:


But apparently, you want something in return for the phone and it wasn't an altruistic act. Let her know you like her and you are interested in her. Be sincere of what you want upfront but don't come back and backlash ladies if she turns you down.

GoodHardDick:


Oga, you're a simp.

Swallow the red pill and know how to play the game smart. The phone is nothing to me as I bought it out of abundance the money I used to buy the phone is not even up to what I spend in clubs. That's what they always say when they're trying to cover up for their Simpson stupidity.

That girl has been banging even before you met her, she always has a way of communicating with other guys before she goes out to meet them. E reach your turn to bang pussy, you rush go buy her phone. What a simp!

You don't even know how to tell her you want to bang. You think say she go allow you bang just because you bought her phone? Your Simpson madness is extra ordinary.

Deadmeat:
There was a girl I met last week, not too far from my G's street. Me and my guy was just taking a walk looking for a bar where we can just pop some drink around 11am in the morning sha.
Luckily as we were going we found a big store where they sell provisions, they also sell alcoholic drinks. I just told my guy we should buy drinks there since they have a place we can seat. Omo na so this fine girl come out o.

I met her mom there, she was helping her mom in the store. Her mom was very hospitable, she welcomed us as if she we knew each other and her daughter sef just dey friendly. She really caught my attention no be lie.
We bought a liquor and we began gisting so I joking asked for her number. She said she doesn't have phone but I can have her mom's number so we can communicate.
Why fine girl like you no get phone? I just told her i can get her phone if doesn't mind. Omoh na so she just dey thank me o, she told her mom sef.

After we left, I called her through her mom's phone, we talked and talked but never asked her out.
So I just got her a new phone yesterday, she was so happy and her mom too.
Now I am thinking of asking her out before another man does but my issue is,
I don't know how it would sound to her. Won't it appear like I'm asking her out because I bought her a phone? And the fact that her mom knows about this. Won't she start thinking like I'm asking her daughter out just because I bought her a phone?

How can I indirectly ask her out?
If I can get some scope or format from any nairalanders here

I really like this girl but I don't want it to look like "I want something in return"

Deadmeat:
There was a girl I met last week, not too far from my G's street. Me and my guy was just taking a walk looking for a bar where we can just pop some drink around 11am in the morning sha.
Luckily as we were going we found a big store where they sell provisions, they also sell alcoholic drinks. I just told my guy we should buy drinks there since they have a place we can seat. Omo na so this fine girl come out o.

I met her mom there, she was helping her mom in the store. Her mom was very hospitable, she welcomed us as if she we knew each other and her daughter sef just dey friendly. She really caught my attention no be lie.
We bought a liquor and we began gisting so I joking asked for her number. She said she doesn't have phone but I can have her mom's number so we can communicate.
Why fine girl like you no get phone? I just told her i can get her phone if doesn't mind. Omoh na so she just dey thank me o, she told her mom sef.

After we left, I called her through her mom's phone, we talked and talked but never asked her out.
So I just got her a new phone yesterday, she was so happy and her mom too.
Now I am thinking of asking her out before another man does but my issue is,
I don't know how it would sound to her. Won't it appear like I'm asking her out because I bought her a phone? And the fact that her mom knows about this. Won't she start thinking like I'm asking her daughter out just because I bought her a phone?

How can I indirectly ask her out?
If I can get some scope or format from any nairalanders here

I really like this girl but I don't want it to look like "I want something in return"

Kutunban:
She'll break your heart and you'll come here and tell us how ungrateful she is with her mother.