₦airaland Forum

Damn! I hate to read stories about weaklings. It freaks me out!
Op has very deep inferiority complex. Why would sane guy chase after a lady for a year in the first place? The same time and energy that could have been invested into something productive.
Jeez...Why do we have sissies in this world?
I don't ask her a lady out twice talk more of chasing after her like she's some achievements. Mtxheew.
Op, slap yourself and wake up from ur foolishness

Redomi:
Are these Fulani crazy? They don't have the spirit of forgiveness in them.
Don't come to Southwest here and try that rubbish. I trust Ondo state people, they don't take shit from normad.

DA fck! Forgive who if I may ask? And stop that noise about not coming to the SW. Incan assure you that nothing will happen. Ondo state threat is nothing but empty. This herdsmen will still come and perpetrate their evil acts and get away with it. My point - we're all cowards in the south bar ND. We're only notorious for noise making (SW) and issuing lame ultimatums (SE) with no show.

omenka:
Now we are talking!!

These are real Kwarans who took direct hit from the criminal's malfeasance and not his adopted Israeli parents and siblings who take to the street in support of anyone whom they hear is facing trial over corruption, effectively turning themselves into stuff of National ridicule.

Good one folks.

IPod Youths! LMAO!!!!

NOETHNICITY:
See how hypocritical christian wolves will invade this thread now!Muslims ve been giving u pple high blood pressure sincce the time of Saul! Christian fanatics make una see una food! Oya

Typical of illiterates - attacking the messenger and not the message. Why not counter his points with superior arguments rather than playing the religion card?

2sexynet:
Thank you for creating this thread. I was pondering on it after seeing the thread about Sharia "stupid" police.

If regional police can't be incorporated into the Nigerian system, therefore sharia law or police should be abolished.

Good point! But do you know what? Nothing that we deliberate here will change anything. It's appalling!

suyamasta:
The Federal Republic of Nigeria is not a religious State even though it recognises the fact that citizens can choose to practice whichever religion they choose to!
I find it alarming and disturbing to see how some Northern States have chosen to implement Sharia which is a religious code in a State whose citizens are not all Muslims! This calls for worry because it is only leading to oppression, disharmony and social distraught! Especially when those who are also being arrested by the Hisbah police aren't Muslims!
Nigeria should not be held ransome by any religion, it is barbaric and anti-humanity to do so!
We should stop this madness now!
Nigeria is not Saudi Arabia neither are we an Islamic State! We are a people of diverse cultures and traditions!
Its very lowly to see how we have imported and imbibed other peoples religion and culture more than the original people themselves! Yet we have failed to imbibe technological advancement and productivity also!
Please O Ye Africans Know thyself!

God bless you. Everything is wrong with this country. I'll always regret coming to the world as a Nigerian.

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MrPresident1:
Naff off!
Two bit neophyte!

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Bounce off swindler!

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MrPresident1:
Sod off!

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Bleep off hypocrite!

attacker231:
Typical eboe man, he will never ask about his governor since he is thinking of escaping to any SW or Northern state for survival. What a shame.

Very true! I was about to type the same thing. These yeeboes are very pathetic.

MrPresident1:
who is we, and who are you to pontificate to the South west on who and who not to vote for? Get this and get it clearly, you and your fellow political neophytes, the vote against PDP in the SW was a protest vote against perceived marginalisation of the Yoruba people by GEJ orchestrated by the Igbos, it was a perception based on seeing that all the appointments were going to the Igbos at that time, that is why APC won marginally in the SW, heck, the margin of victory was only about 500k votes in a region with more than 10m voters.
You Tinubu boys think you now own SW politically, bunch of jokers, you will get a rude awakening very soon when your realise that Tinubu is a nonentity in SW politics and is not any strategist, just an over hyped treacherous opportunist.
Your eyes will clear very soon.

very daft post! F00l, why my post dey pepper you for body like this? I suffer fools like u gladly. @emboldened words...You're a bleeping hypocrite to say such. Who are you to speak on the reason why GEJ was rooted out. How come you knew the thoughts everyone had while thumb printing for PMB. You dey talk about marginalization, If every of ya miserable family member voted against Gej because of a perceived marginalization, who da hell are u to extrapolate it to everyone in the SW. The same thing u blamed me for. You f00lisness must be irredeemable if you think everyone is blinded by party sentiments. To hell with you and ur fellow political jobbers on here. Who da fck cares about Tinubu or whoever? If you're so pained that Gej was voted out, why not head-butt cement or hug a live transformer and meet your demise. You'll surely not be missed. if you have an axe to grind with Tinubu, why not head down to Ikoyi to take it up with him rather than poring ur fustrations on me and displaying ur stupidity everywhere. Mtcheew

Yes, we're very objective in the SW, but no matter how bad it will be, we will NEVER return to our vomit. PDP my left yansh. Wailers are deluded. If we criticize Buhari on here, it doesn't mean we are in anyway endorsing PDP. PDP is dead and gone.

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Elxandre:
You are so shallow that you couldn't even invent a new line aside the moroniç condom story.

I know you are a dolt anyways and I won't bother with such maggots of course.

You think everyone is as pathetic and live loveless lives like you, to bother enough and be miserable because of what one foool at 40 has to say online?

I'm even more sorry for you, because I would be ashamed if my 40 year old uncle is so daftt and can't even hold a conversation without sounding like a Neanderthal.
Barbarian!

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This disgraced loser is still responding. It took an slowpoke like you inordinate amount of your time to strings words together and present a rebuttal. I'm sure you even had assistance from your fellow slowpokes. You must be very unintelligent and demented! Your amnesia is worse than I thought! An effing fag0t like you is inconsequential in the grand scheme of things. I have reputation for taking effing m0r0ns like you to the cleaners, and today will not be an exception. It has become clearer that you have nothing upstairs and nothing to showcase. That's such a huge tragedy for a thoughtless m0ron like you. Stop exposing your emptiness everywhere, and do something reasonable with your life.

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Elxandre:
Nobody cares about a Dangote on a phone thread.
You are being silly sir!

The same Dangote you mentioned as being a responsible spender is said to have several mistresses he treats to luxurious lifestyles.
He even has a luxurious yacht and two private jests which many more responsible spenders like Warren Buffett see as an absolute waste.

Otedola uses Vertu phones running into several millions of Naira, and also has a yacht, which will depreciate in value over time, just like a Phone would.

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Who let this dog out from his cage? The vagabond that sired you is the silly one! Just a piece of condom could have saved him from bringing an unfortunate being like you forth. Your demise will make the world a better place.

You have been heard, now run along. Next time you quote me to spew trash, I'll make ur life miserable.

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donhils:
Empty vessels they say, make the loudest noise. You mean that after obtaining your Msc at the age 23, 15 yrs later you haven't read any new books? Really?? No wonder you don't own a smartphone becos you're a backward person. You heard something for the first time, instead of seeking knowledge or better still ask me to help explain it to you, you ran here to come and make a jest of yourself and laugh at your ignorance. Now I feel more [i][/i][/b]ashamed for you.[b]

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Bwahahaaaaa...Same pile of rubbish! I'm really enjoying your gross display of stupidity. I'm ever ready to oblige your foolishness. A deluded minion trying to correct me without a proof to prove me wrong and substantiate his "ashamed for you". What a frustrated loutish savage of sordidness!

If you have not been told, you're to sunken for your own good; struggling for your last breath. When you should be salvaging what his left of ur wretched and battered life, you want to take me on a verbal duel. I'm really ashamed of you!

Bring it on fool! Waiting for the cretinous retard to show me there's nothing like 'ashamed of'

Olodo!

donhils:
Not my fault that you haven't heard about it.

"Ashamed for you" - Now, this is absolutely ridiculous. You need to consult your dictionary. "Ashamed for" indeed.

donhils:
I'm ashamed for you, not of you.

You're making a fool of yourself. Ashamed for? Never heard of that before.

donhils:
I'll be the bigger to believe anything you say. I've been here since reading all your comments _ just full of names calling and all that . Makes me wonder if you can't make a single decent point or did you grow up living with a prostitute? Cos you sound mostly like a tout. So ashamed for you.

Hypocrite, why dodging the question? You're just one jobless yahoo yahoo boy. Don't be ashamed of me rather be ashamed of the vagabond and hooligan that sired you!

donhils:
The most self absorbing person I've ever come across.
Btw, ain't you supposed to be busy somewhere making money or at least be showing the difference between the so much educated and the uneducated? Or you made and still make your money by engaging on online squabbles?
I suggest you go and demand a refund from your school.

Here comes the unintelligent irredeemable fool again. I'll excuse your ignorance and crass stupidity. Some jobs are just three weeks on, and a week off..okay? I'll be a fool to expect retard like you to understand.
Now, over to you slowpoke....What's your excuse hypocrite?

donhils:
Shut the fvck up. Who's playing victim for you? Because you're who? Because think you're very important (to your family if u have one).
Exactly my point, how does that mean you're broke? Or becos English is not your mother tongue? I get it. Go home dude! I don't have your time.

Olodo! I only tried to express the stock in trade of e-millionaires (even though you're a low lifer in reality) like you who're always quick to tag their seniors broke when they express their dissatisfaction for unnecessary spendings. I responded to you and other posters who would want to mention and tag me broke in one post. I ain't fooled by your subtlety. Your endless plethora of shame is about to bury you in ur futile battle for survival. u're stuck in ur own stupidity. So, if u gat more, bring it on. I level dunces like you with unalloyed joy!

hairy chested, muscled leg, fustrated yeeboe ladies crying foul.... So, you're only good for $€*. We know what to do when we want to settle down. so cry us a river, we don't care!

donhils:
For starters, I never said you're broke. I simply asked whether you talked too long because you can't afford the new iPhone. For someone that is so educated, I think you should've known that that statement was relative. It begs the question the kind of education u acquired and where from. I can't afford something doesn't mean I'm broke. Number 2, o can't and won't prove my status here, why? Becos u wouldn't believe it ( a lot of ppl won't beliv too, just as I'm sure nobody belivd you). So it wouldn't make any sense proving anything especially not to you. If you know think you're the richest man in the world, good for you. I'll wait and see your name on the list.
Ah, u don't have a name. Deadwrong, been proving that everybody is wrong since you were born.

Lame!

You're a dunce!

Here's what you wrote:

"All these too much talk is for what? Because an iPhone is released and you can't afford it? "

Firsly, how does my post affect you in the first place knowing well that you quoted me in the first place?

Even if I can't afford the so the over hyped iPhone, it's non of ur fcking business. is it? If you quote me to spew rubbish, you won't go Scot free. Let me reiterate that I suffer fools like you gladly without remorse. When you come here to pour invectives and start forming the victim, then you're worse than the dumbest hypocrite I've seen. You've coked yourself so much on weed and marijuana that you come on here to spew gibberish. You have no idea who you're dealing with. I won't hail your stupidity. So quit being petty and stupid for life as u re boring me already

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Only God knows what d iPod touts would have been saying if this had happened in the SW. We'd have been hearing "cowards". " slaves" and all.

Where the iPod touts now that that they have the opportunity to take their online bravery to reality.

donhils:
Some people are just too pompous and overtly delusional up to the extent of thinking they're richer and more educated than everybody on NL even without knowing who they're talking to.

Your definition of who's rich is one who can afford an IPhone...and the one who doesn't want to acquire it is broke. Very laughable!
Nigga, I can bet my life, you're the broke ass here!
If you call someone broke, least you can do is proove your status. You can't come here to tag someone who can pay your pension for the rest of your life broke and expect to get a pat on the back. It is what you bargained for. Nigga, look at my handle very well, I suffer fools gladly!

So, next time you tag me broke, look into the mirror and you might just be talking about yourself.

Kapish?

Stealing is a form of corruption. We're not talking about petty stealing here, but stealing perpetrated by those in power. No matter how Una try to twist it wailers. Stealing by office holders and those in power is a form of corruption

Misternas89:
Wow bro u nailed it mehn, I respect you 4 that.....that serves him right..abi na malaika he be wey he go know say na because u broke dey mk u type dt.

Exactly; That is the problem I have with some NL who're always quick to tag someone broke when one speaks against gold digging or financial recklessness.
Only if the guy I responded to can catch a glimpse at my LinkedIn profile, He would send me a pm to apply as my houseboy.
No be on Nl here we saw the phones these stinkingly rich business men are using, and how even a Dangote negotiated parking space fee when it cost him nothing to pay the stipulated fee.

It was the same way Muslims never condemned BH because their attacks were targeted at Christians. They're only started speaking out when the chickens had come home to roost.
What goes around comes around.
Benue people should arm themselves and defend their lands from these blood craving demons called Fulani herdsmen.

donhils:
Bla Bla Bla....One good thing about posting things online is that most times nobody knows who you really are, so it's very easy to claim to have had PhD at the age of 19, but who cares? Certainly not me. Mentioning Otedola and Dangote anytime topics like this pops up doesn't change anything. You mention their names as if you know them personally or know their children and know the kind of phones their children use. U don't know how expensive their cars, houses or anything they decide to lavish their money on.
Then finally, when I replied your first post I didn't insult you, and I didn't insult you now. Next time you talk to me in a derogatory manner, I'll make sure I reply you till we're both blocked from this section by the mods.
If you have too much sense as you claim to be, you should've known that every product has it's target niche. Common sense should've told you that in most cases a 50yrs old man won't be too bothered about phones as a 23yrs old would. That same 50 yrs old man can buy a private jet or even boat while still using a 20 dollar phone.

You've been heard. Now bounce!

MetaHuman:
you so realize that unless you typed this with a made in Nigerian phone or laptop you donot have a point right?

Or may be your case is do what I preach not what I practice.

Why should I respond to someone with a decaying brain?

wiseone28:
it begins with you

You've been heard, now take several seats.

donhils:
All these too much talk is for what? Because an iPhone is released and you can't afford it? I f you're so self sufficient, I wonder why you're on nairaland (brainchild of another Nigerian). You should've been writing this on your own forum.

This is the problem with fuckt.ard like you . It's always about being broke when one complains about what is endangering the economy and the need tame our voracious appetite for luxuries. It is broke ass like you who is fascinated by iPhone. You think stars ike Dangote, Otedola, Elumelu et al would be fascinated by iPhone. It is broke people like you who feels the only way to show that they got stuff or project a false appearance is to spend their meagre income on iPhone to impress them bitches. Well to do guys like me think about creating and adding value to the Nigeria economy. we're not obsessed with western final year student toys that demen.ted people like you will kill to have.
FYI: I had my MSc at the age of 23 under an E&P company scholarship. I've been working with a reputable e organization since then. I've over two years experience now even at my age. If in my name present status, I can be termed broke then let me remain broke. I wanna be broke.
The joke is on you, spending your meagre income of less than a 200k (thats even if you earn up to that sef) on iPhone while your brain is redundant.

I'll rather invest the money in a SME than buy waste money on this. What is it with Nigeria and their voracious appetite for foreign goods. Youths in Europe , asia and some western countries are breaking grounds, taking on and solving world's problems, while the lazy Nigeria Youths will rather sit his lazy ass down waiting for a discovery to be made, waiting for the next edition of iPhone without using his mental faculty to think of how it is made and what he can do to contribute to the body of knowledge.
He then thinks of how to acquire those things to the detriment of this country's economy. He then turns around to blame Buhari for the hardship in the country. Very lazy Nigerian youths with no capacity for critical thinking and problem solving. All they're very good at doing is to buy buy buy, consume consume and consume.
mtcheww
IPhone my ass!

kennyman2000:
This's rubbish. Proposing on the main road as if its a guarantee the marriage will last or either one of them will never cheat in the marriage. If am ready to propose and ask u to go meet Iya titi to collect the ring, have already made payment. No go there collect am, na there u go dey.

Ma nigga, that's how we roll. I will slap myself to comma if I even dare kneel down to propose.