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Education / Re: what has the student done to deserve this? by DEAFandDUMB(f): 7:28pm On Jun 27, 2016
I will just submit empty answer sheet to him and walk away..
Foreign Affairs / Re: Erdogan Apologizes To Putin Over Death Of Russian Pilot by DEAFandDUMB(f): 7:11pm On Jun 27, 2016
That's the way forward.. Let peace reign..

I just hope Putin will forgive him from the dept of his heart because Moscow do not forgive.. Check history if you doubt me.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Man Fetches Water With Baskets: How Would You Describe This Man? (photo) by DEAFandDUMB(f): 7:05pm On Jun 27, 2016
jonaifame22:
Hehehehehehe, that's similar to trying to get a woman who has fibroid pregnant!

Just look at what you typed.. Making fun of people's predicament..

Next time before you comment on any post again, take your time to think, type, rethink, post and then read what your comment and think again..

Free advice from Me2U.
Phones / Re: This Guy Stole My LG G3 by DEAFandDUMB(f): 6:56pm On Jun 27, 2016
If the phone is yet to be flashed or unlocked, how can the software or the McAfee security snap and upload the image to their database base without network connectivity..
Please explain how this works..

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Politics / Re: Untold Story Of Senate Forgery Scandal by DEAFandDUMB(f): 5:51pm On Jun 27, 2016
franciskaine:
I must commend u thus far, hardly do u see ladies interested in political discuss just d way u do. Kudos!
Thank you Sir.
Politics / Re: Untold Story Of Senate Forgery Scandal by DEAFandDUMB(f): 1:36pm On Jun 27, 2016
franciskaine:
so without prejudicial opinion, u think Saraki was right in his actions? Why was he not in the meeting of the said APC members organised by Oyegun? He's nothing but a traitor.

Lol..

Let me break it down in bits for easy understanding..

If school senate publishes a date for the semester exam and on that very day of exam, SUG president summons students to the airport to welcome the school's V.C when the date of the exam hasn't been changed.. Just be sincere with your conscience, who will you say that is at fault here, those who stayed back to write their exams or those who left their exams for the SUG presidents call..

Am waiting for your answer dear.
Politics / Re: IGP Idris Wants Retirement Of 30 Senior Police Officers by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:25am On Jun 27, 2016
Just like Nollywood, when script is given to you, the director expects you to interpret the character in that script very well and if at any point you start forming superstar, the role to that blockbuster movie will be given to another artist on standby..
Our new I.G is only acting according to the script and at such, you won't blame the actor for his acts cos he's just acting..

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Politics / Re: Untold Story Of Senate Forgery Scandal by DEAFandDUMB(f): 10:58am On Jun 27, 2016
franciskaine:
if dat date was [b]actually slated [/b]for the election, what of the timing? Give me evidence to prove this, cos I dont think Lawan will deliberately absent himself from such election.

I will pretend I didn't see the bolded but meanwhile read this
https://www.nairaland.com/3189189/regret-convening-meeting-same-day

When you are done buzz me so we can continue cos its obvious you not up to speed with recent happenings..
Am waiting..
Politics / Re: Untold Story Of Senate Forgery Scandal by DEAFandDUMB(f): 10:20am On Jun 27, 2016
franciskaine:
why the biased summary? You can see for the fact and evidences available that the Senate standing rule was altered by Saraki and his camp, knowing fully well what the rule says as regards election into principal offices. Aside dat, mere morality should tell you that Lawan was not given equal right of getting elected to dat position. Why on earth will a major candidate be conspicuously absent from an election he's meant to be part of out of mere deceit from a second party seeking for such position? Saraki wanted that position at all cost and got it tru d back door. If he goes free on this, then I must say democracy is not our solution but our problem.
I want to get something straight here before giving my personal submission on this matter. Why was Ahmed Lawan absent on the day of the said election? His absense,does it have anything to do with the altered senate's standing rule?

Note: am apolitical and what ever input I tender here should be kindly viewed and argue without sentiments..
Romance / Re: What Is The Story Behind Your Moniker? by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:49pm On Jun 26, 2016
obiorathesubtle:
undecided I'm sorry.. But, is that really you on your dp? Because you're hella fine undecided

That's me but not with my real face ooo...


Lol.
Romance / Re: What Is The Story Behind Your Moniker? by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:45pm On Jun 26, 2016
tizblink:


Now that's one crazy one and you achieve vhat already.
Yes dear..Am on cause..
Lol
Politics / Re: If Buhari Negotiates With NDA We Will Have Another Civil War: Dr Junaid Mohammed by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:34pm On Jun 26, 2016
Lemme pretend as if I didn't hear him.. Civil wetin?
For which people oil??

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Romance / Re: What Is The Story Behind Your Moniker? by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:29pm On Jun 26, 2016
Mine doesn't need most explanation.. As a guest member, I discovered most people here judge and address members mainly by their moniker and not who they really are, so I ended up with this funny username to stay away from much talks and gossips..

Lol.

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Politics / Re: Untold Story Of Senate Forgery Scandal by DEAFandDUMB(f): 8:18pm On Jun 26, 2016
Deen77:


Are you advising they forget the forgery and move on?

Not at all. If those accused are found guilty they should quietly abdicate their positions and serve their jail term.
Am just having this notion that this forgery trial of a thing is just someone's script that both the police and the judiciary are trying to act in other to get back senate leadership to Lawan's camp.
My personal opinion though.
Politics / Re: Untold Story Of Senate Forgery Scandal by DEAFandDUMB(f): 4:41pm On Jun 26, 2016
The summary of all these brouhaha is that FG and APC wants to install Ahmed Lawan as the Senate president and nothing more...
This is just a simple ABC politics... Get the support of the national assembly leadership and you can sleep at night with your eyes closed as a president..

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Celebrities / Re: Joselyn Dumas Fat Throwback Photos by DEAFandDUMB(f): 3:30pm On Jun 26, 2016
LesbianBoy:


Come and sit down on my lap I want to tell you something

Put it in writing and send it to mail box cos I can't hear you..
Celebrities / Re: Comedian Mr. Patrick: They Told My American Wife I Married Her For Green Card by DEAFandDUMB(f): 3:14pm On Jun 26, 2016
Amelian:
Cos people around u, mr patrick feels fat ladies dont get married and no man in his right sense will marry a fat lady for love.
Well they are so far from the truth.. Fat ladies do get married and they are wooed like slim and average girls. God created them, so God have men willing and eagerly ready to marry them.
If not, ask Tunde and wunmi Obey... U think say na moi moi?
The love is real.
Nice one..

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Celebrities / Re: Joselyn Dumas Fat Throwback Photos by DEAFandDUMB(f): 12:01pm On Jun 26, 2016
ericlove4all:


Is dat your profile pic real or fake cos I can see some nice things in the pic......

If you have a product you selling in the market and one customer approached you and asked..

Oga, is this your product real or fake?

Be sincere, what will be your reply?
Politics / Re: I Regret Convening Meeting Same Day Saraki, Ekweremadu Were Elected - Oyegun by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:58am On Jun 26, 2016
bashydemy1:
Bro forget all this talk they never think it that way. Beside the plan was never for Ekweremadu to be Senate president they only forge the standing rule to favor Saraki and spite APC. But in the absent of majority of APC member they choose Ekweremadu.

And again they never believe the secret of the forgery will be this open and beside the Executive have never be this interested in the affair of the Legislator in the past so they believe its gonna be in house things and we will cover our thing up our way but it later get out of hand...


Bro you Minister of Justice, Malami and the former IG, Arase just doing this on their own? The presidency and the party don't want to take the bulls by the horn straight but trying to use the law to get saraki and Ekweremadu out cos impeachment won't work since PMB won't pay the house member a dime like OBJ always do in the past to impeach Senate president. let keep our finger cross..
I like constructive argument and would love it if we can maintain that status quo without being sentimental.
How did the alleged forged rules suppose to favour Saraki should the APC senators were to be around during the voting process?


Note: Am a young Lady.. So take it easy on me..

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Politics / Re: I Regret Convening Meeting Same Day Saraki, Ekweremadu Were Elected - Oyegun by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:45am On Jun 26, 2016
tonio2wo:

Gurl! You are bright!

Thanks.. Nice dp you've got there.
I like it..
Politics / Re: I Regret Convening Meeting Same Day Saraki, Ekweremadu Were Elected - Oyegun by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:43am On Jun 26, 2016
bashydemy1:
But that mistake can be re-correct, The forgery allegation against Saraki, Ekweremadu, and the clerk of the house does not just surface. Some member leak that secret to the executive and the party big wigs and they gonna use it against them.
My dear, for any learned lawyer to engage in an act that looks illegal in the eyes of the people, he/she must have thought of the legal implicated before the said act.

Having said that, with Senator Ekweremadu in the list of the accused, I can bet you that the case will either lack merit to be entertained by court or will be struck out at last because as a seasoned legal entity that he is, am very sure he must have thought of both the legal interpretion or consequences of that election and possible way out..

Well, let's just sit tight and watch how the movie plays out in each episode..
Lol

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Politics / Re: Checkout This Epic Throwback Photo Of Governor Fayose & His Wife by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:34am On Jun 26, 2016
Lovely couple..
Celebrities / Re: Empress Njamah Rocks Baby Bump by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:31am On Jun 26, 2016
KingOvoramwen1:
Am i the only one who feels she looks very fockable wit dat baby bumb??
Just you my dear.. Look around nah.
Politics / Re: I Regret Convening Meeting Same Day Saraki, Ekweremadu Were Elected - Oyegun by DEAFandDUMB(f): 11:26am On Jun 26, 2016
goodfornothing:

But seriously, are you deaf and dumb? undecided

In the real sense No, am 100% OK but to gossips, am highly deaf and dumb..

Lol. Hope you understand??
Nairaland / General / Re: What Month Of The Year Has The Highest Number Of Birthday Celebrant On Nairaland by DEAFandDUMB(f): 10:02am On Jun 26, 2016
Breadmaker:
The weather is always cold during august and a lot of things happen cold weathers. People normally combine their body temperature to stay warm so if we should calculate it that way then it definitely isn't september.


Likely to be june.

My dear, if your wife is pregnant and around August the weather gets too cold, will you still add another baby to the one already in the womb?.. The answer is No.

People make babies from 1st of January to 31st of December of every year but it depends on what your post(sperm) makes is to FP(pregnancy).. Lol.
In statistics, we work with facts, figures and figures.


Do high percentage of people wed during Xmas?

Yes.

Are they likely to consummate after wedding?

Yes..

Are there any possibility of the bride getting pregnant after honeymoon?


Yes.


When is expectant month of delivery?


September..


Thank you..
Celebrities / Re: Joselyn Dumas Fat Throwback Photos by DEAFandDUMB(f): 9:48am On Jun 26, 2016
LesbianBoy:


I will give her cloth to wear, tell her to sit down then bring out my bible and start preaching to her cool

If I hear...

Bring out bible or vasiline?

Lol.

Running......

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Nairaland / General / Re: What Month Of The Year Has The Highest Number Of Birthday Celebrant On Nairaland by DEAFandDUMB(f): 9:31am On Jun 26, 2016
Lots of weddings take place during festive period like xmas and easter... Applying statistical formula here, if the brides get pregnant immediately after honeymoon session, then add 9months to December which is period of Xmas and you will have September as the delivery date..
Going by this analysis, I think September ti take over.
Lol.

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Politics / Re: I Regret Convening Meeting Same Day Saraki, Ekweremadu Were Elected - Oyegun by DEAFandDUMB(f): 9:12am On Jun 26, 2016
Politics is just a game of mind and if what they planned that day had worked, by now he won't be regretting the decision but PDP senators saw it coming and played a fast one on them..
Mr. Party Chairman, next time you want to make such decisions try and think it deep, most especially, the implications that might result if things goes the other way..
Am sure Ahmed Lawal and Tinubu that persuaded you to call such meeting ain't taking the blames now.
Suffering are lessons and am sure you've learnt something from this..

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Politics / Re: Obiano At U-17 Finald At Rojenny Tourist & Games Village - Photos by DEAFandDUMB(f): 8:38am On Jun 26, 2016
Alki:


Nice Curves and yans* kiss
Thanks but remember the Sabbath day and keep it holy.

Lol..
Politics / Re: Obiano At U-17 Finald At Rojenny Tourist & Games Village - Photos by DEAFandDUMB(f): 8:31am On Jun 26, 2016
Cyph98:
How is this news worthy angry
SMH

It promotes youth and sport ministry.. So its news worthy my dear..

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Politics / Re: EFCC Freezes Accounts Of Omisore, Obanikoro’s Sons by DEAFandDUMB(f): 8:29am On Jun 26, 2016
SUBWAY101:


Enemy of Nigera, Arms fund is not campaign funds. No one dare probe campaign funds of a party, the probe is for the arms fund shared by your paymasters.

You didn't actually get the question right. He asked, where did APC get their campaign fund from?.. The source of the fund is what he really wants to know.. PDP got large junk of the money from the arms procurement fund and every patriotic Nigerian is happy today that they are being prosecuted for it..
Now, I ask again, how did APC fund their 2015 presidential campaign?. A friend of mine who happens to be one of the party state delegates then was given a token of 1000 USD just for voting for somebody at the party's primary election in Abuja.... Calculate that amount with the total number of all the delegates that voted from the 36 states of the federation and you will see corruption hiding somewhere starring at you.. Lol
Looking forward to your sincere reply..
Thanks.

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