https:///FpDoXrD55Cw9H9Qo2Lzaxx

linkup with worldwide IT developers.

well due to the rate of Nigerian students not getting admission in Nigerian schools, i wonder if Ghanian universities are affordable for average Nigerians and if their standard are really high

ItsAnderson:
An armrobber visits a guy and his fiancee he is about to marry and after robbing them, he hands his gun over to the man and tells him to shoot his fiancee if he doesn't want to die but he refuses on account of his love for his future wife...the robber smiled, took the gun from him and gave it to the girl and told him to shoot the guy if she doesn't want to die, she fearfully pulled the trigger.....
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But there was no bullet in the gun. The robber smiled, took back the gun and told the man to decide if what exists between him and his fiancee is really 'LOVE', then he left.

The man was dissappointed at his fiancee and immediately he left, the girl began to plead.
If you were in the guy's shoe, would you forgive?

THIS IS SUPER STORY.... arm robber gve gun nd i gv am back.... nah

Lifebender:
Thank you Unibenstudent
This is the question of the century;Whom do our baes call with the airtym we sent them.
I remember Ngozi just now.That bae magamugudized mii like hell.
She sucked mii like a br3ast feeding moma
Made mii a debtor like Uncle Sam(US)
Decreased ma worth like Dangote.
Depreciate my value like Nigeria,
Turned mii to GTB/FCMB ATM machine.
I cant count the numbers of card i sent her.Yeah i mean voucher.Each and evrytime i only get a flash as a confirmation she has seen it.I'll even use the remaining airtym meant to call ma mum to call her.
The jazz blew on her when i went thru her call records one day and i saw one man she used all airtym i sent her to call.One ALHAJI she claimed ti's her uncle.
That bae ehn,God polish her wherever she went,

my broda thumbs up.... yhu no bad for comedy

Lifebender:
Thank you Unibenstudent
This is the question of the century;Whom do our baes call with the airtym we sent them.
I remember Ngozi just now.That bae magamugudized mii like hell.
She sucked mii like a br3ast feeding moma
Made mii a debtor like Uncle Sam(US)
Decreased ma worth like Dangote.
Depreciate my value like Nigeria,
Turned mii to GTB/FCMB ATM machine.
I cant count the numbers of card i sent her.Yeah i mean voucher.Each and evrytime i only get a flash as a confirmation she has seen it.I'll even use the remaining airtym meant to call ma mum to call her.
The jazz blew on her when i went thru her call records one day and i saw one man she used all airtym i sent her to call.One ALHAJI she claimed ti's her uncle.
That bae ehn,God polish her wherever she went,

my broda thumbs up.... yhu no bad for comedy

mascot87:
Lies, fools, ediots. who are dey trying to impress with this rubbish statistics

tnk yhu my G.... it jst so clearly fake

wristwatch:
I once dated a lady for 5 months claiming sister Mary and that no guy has ever touched her body.

Because of her deceiving and convincing holy holy life style possessing a charming attitude, the climax have ever had with her is peck on her cheeks.

One day, the eediot mistakenly forget her phone in the room to buy something from a near by store and a message pop in on her phone which says "I like squeezing your b**bs and fvcking u" I confronted her with it and the next thing she uttered was it was the devil's work.

False lie

Folksyharry:
ORUBEBE

To rudely interrupt an important meeting
throwing tantrums like a little kid which
may attract scoldings from a mature, wiser
adult
e.g
The groom's ex Orubebed his wedding




http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=orubebe

orubebe said the truth.. the election was an elite few decision

omenka:
Has Jonathan ceased being the president??

Why the sudden upsurge in the terrorists activities. Shebi elections don finish so he no longer cares if the entire population is wiped out. Day after day we hear of dozens killed, yet not a single word from the presidency. Not even the staid "we are on top of the situation".

What a shame.

Is it DAT yhu re so blind to see wats up.. bet yhu if yhu were a president yhu wont do up to a quarter of wat GEJ has done

ipleddge:
yes,Oya kill urself

ipleddge:
so wetin thé angel that visited you told you?

is dat yhu had issues wit yhur english teacher bk at skul

APRIL FOOL DON PASS NA... watz yhur ish again

Him no lie jhoor... dz z d head of Nigerian leadership cuming to us niger delta or igbo...

chucky234:

Source: www.higherperspectives.com/reincarnation-signs/

NO LIE DZ EXPLAINS ME... bt d fact yhu re on weed is inevictable

Arsenal dey hungry am

pharmow:
If you don't put

Patience
Okupe
Asari
FFK and
Fayose.

This list is not complete

patience indeed