lanicky:


Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real.

Bae, I guess u were created on Saturday when God is tired and slept off! then on Sunday he finishes his wok and put more clay on ur backside! wow! sweety, ur close to b called ANGEL.

Dannidom:
THE GUY F UP BIG TIME.

A BABE TOLD YOU THAT AND YOU KEPT QUIET AND WATCHED HER ROLL HER FAT BUMBUM AWAY. WHAT A SHAME.

SEE GUY WEY BABE MANAGE TALK TO

That was an invitation c'mon dude

lesson (one) dont sound so cocky when dishing your lines no matter how ridiculus add humour like your are issuing a crazy stale joke.
(with the smile and your fine face the babe must laugh) trust me.

You know say no be everybody get fine face ,,.? Not to even talk of the SMILE ,,,, if you doubt me , ask the President elect.

ipleddge:
so wetin thé angel that visited you told you?

PLEASE I'M LOST HERE.

Lol

candycrushsoda:
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

candycrushsoda:
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

vislabraye:



This one works best, "nice legs, what time do theynopen?"

They open the same time the gun trigger is pulled, should she open it?

Bro have you watched fast and furious 7? It's on cinemas now

lovely17:
Lol you probably didn't finish the dream

hehehehehe BAHD GUY

Suspect33:
Funny, but it works on yoruba girls

On behalf of yoruba gurlz,

ARA NI O SAN PA E

ipleddge:
yes,Oya kill urself

Deamonyaweh:

just joking

Hormoniyi25:



hehehehehe BAHD GUY

Lol na so

lanicky:


Aww! Sorry.....monday dreams are not always real.

That's why i don't sleep on mondays

Iype:

Babie, I love you

Talk your own.

Lol....

Usjimy:


Pls do

would love to,but wouldn't that be derailing?

digitalembrace:


Lol Yeah. Girls aren't a monolithic bunch. What pleases Aisha mustn't please Chichi and this is just one trick from a bag of tricks.

I find that a good opener to pique her interest often isn't as important as getting a handle on her sense of humor as the conversation gets along.

It's more art than science but what's important is learning from each attempt and having fun while you're at it cause if she ain't feeling you she ain't feeling you. It's okay if some think you're just plain dumb. It's a numbers game.

I couldn't agree more.

Lol

lanicky:
Lol.

I love her reply.

Sorry I had to do this in public wish I ve a bter way ..ur chubby look kinda appeal to me, hope U̶̲̥̅̊ dnt mind if I chat U̶̲̥̅̊ up .plz!

zinachidi:
'hey baby, are u an electrician? Cos u light up my world'

How did this make fp

Dolemite:
Guy must have been reading Charlesnneji1 's ridiculous book.

and this got me laughing out laud. Ridiculous indeed

ValentineMary:
How did this make fp

Same way your monicker was accepted

Dolemite:
Guy must have been reading Charlesnneji1 's ridiculous book.

Dolemite love, Why this book dey vex you like this?

By the way, i think the dude's line is lame. so nah, he didn't read my book.

Happy easter, darling. I promise to keep pissing you off. Muah

BTW, just viewed your picture. I think i like your nose a lil

ipleddge:
i thought u will choose me,i Would have slap you...you made d right choice

i bet my asss u didnt mean wat u just said

2kris:
i bet my asss u didnt mean wat u just said

I know she was playing,no angel appeared to her,why did u want me to take it serious.it's obvious we both joking

Bae can I have ur attention cos am standing @ ease....

ipleddge:
I know she was playing,no angel appeared to her,why did u want me to take it serious.it's obvious we both joking

i intended sending the msg to her..any i saw u both dp u ar nt a bad match.....even my frds were arguein that u get swag pass her dat she looks like a secondarian their opinion due..as for me i will sugest if nt for distace u should ask her out

candycrushsoda:
* You spend so much time in my dreams I should charge rent!

* You must be a magician, because everytime I look at you, everyone else disappears.

* Do you have a mirror in your pocket? [No, why?] 'Cause I can see me in your pants.

2kris:
i intended sending the msg to her..any i saw u both dp u ar nt a bad match.....even my frds were arguein that u get swag pass her dat she looks like a secondarian their opinion due..as for me i will sugest if nt for distace u should ask her out

thanks much,I get person wey I dey eye oo

The kinda lies girls tell each other sha. Your friend probably didn't come up with that response till she was telling you that shitty story.

ipleddge:
thanks much,I get person wey I dey eye oo

them no dey eye only one gal oohhhhh from experiance due.....if u see hw dey d use type no be so their mind dey guy....that y i wanted telling her she didnt mean wat she typed

2kris:
them no dey eye only one gal oohhhhh from experiance due.....if u see hw dey d use type no be so their mind dey guy....that y i wanted telling her she didnt mean wat she typed

lol,I was pulling her leg and she fell to it

ipleddge:
lol,I was pulling her leg and she fell to it

u c boy d bae dey feel u already.....go break her defence