EreluRoz:
Wahala. Stay away from people with anger issues, they can do the unthinkable when in a bad mood.

I dey tell you.
This is how to stay away ..........

This ADAOBI(GIRL BOY) should be featured in one of those Halloween movies or Vampire movies .....you know those horror movies.

Final score will be Man U 5: 2 Chelsea

Yugoslavia247:
That is how it sounds.
How can Mungo park discover Niger
Shey na tech abi na chemical

A river that flows and people still use it from time immemorial

Don't mind them.
Mungo park met locals in Niger area. They clothed him, gave him hot food, etc. after his boat capsized and he managed to escape. People have inhabited the area before Mungo park. He saw that the people he met there were primitive and unlearned and he took the advantage.
All these nonsense stories we were told in primary school are lies.

Hart11:
Lets gather and discuss, whats your next move?

Nothing dey happen!
All I would be thinking is "snake pepper soup" with Chilled palm wine.

dubaino:
The Bayelsa State Police Command has ordered for an investigation into the cause of the death of a 14-yr old girl in an hotel along the Isaac Boro Expressway, Yenagoa.

The command's spokesman, ASP Musa Mohammed who disclosed this, said the Criminal Investigation Department ( CID ) of the Command is carrying out the order from the Commissioner of Police, CP Alonyenu Iduh.

Recalled that the deceased, Sharon James, who hailed from Akaibiri Community in Ekpetiama Clan of Yenagoa LGA, was said to have lodged into the hotel with the suspect, an unnamed 17-year old boy on Sunday.

We gathered that the deceased was said to have gone into the bathroom to take her bath around 11pm and never return as expected, so the suspect with fear reportedly opened the bathroom only to see the deceased in a pool of her own blood on the floor.

We also gathered that suspect then alerted his elder brother who was in another room, and they both rushed the deceased to the Federal Medical Centre, Yenagoa for prompt medical attention, but it was too late for them as she was declared dead on arrival.

She was said to have had deep cuts on the neck and leg.

We further learnt that the father of the deceased, Mr. Ebitari James, demanded for autopsy to establish the cause of his daughter’s death while the suspect is in police custody.

14 years old girl....
17 years old guy......
Lodging in Hotel.....
Hmmm....
.......we have lost it in this generation!!
This is the more reason why JESUS WEPT....John 11:35

SmartPolician:
What kind of children are parents raising these days?

Don't mind all these CHILDWEN OF NAMA DAYS
😂 😂 😂 😂

Kobicove:
Her breasts, her life, her business!

Forget that thing!
It's our business! It's our breasts.....just like COWBELL..OUR MILK!
😂 😂 😂


What do I even know about breasts sef? Nothing!
I don go 🏃🏃🏃🏃🏃

RandomFellow:
I'm very sad this morning. I bought 10k worth of electricity units, and got only 41 units. I bought 5k worth last week Friday, and got 68units!!! I told a friend, and she decided to do 1k. Well... She got 4.1😭😭😭. We didn't even know we are on the BAND A! We barely get 12-15 hours of power daily. Some days, we don't even get 10 Hours! Ahhhh!!! AEDC, I don't want to be in Band A anymore 😭😭😭, take me to Band F! BAND Y seems like a good idea right now.

5k worth finishes with in a week or so in my house. I'm just an average random fellow on the street, trying to make ends meet.

I have to admit, being a good citizen doesn't pay anymore ooo... Ahhh... AEDC... 41 units for 10k? Are you trying to send me back to the village? Do you know how many jobs I have to do to raise that 10k? Is there something we should do that we are not doing? Tell us ooo, AEDC tell us what to do; because I'm not ready to start paying an upward of 70k for power in a month. I'm sorry, but you know what I'm planning right? No vex

Nigeria na PlayStation.
Those "big guns" making tough and wicked decisions on Nigerians and milking their hustles.........THUNDER ⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡⚡!!!!

shafykay:


https://thenationonlineng.net/no-student-will-drop-out-again-says-tinubu/amp/

If you believe anything that F.G. says, you can also believe Ship can land at the Airport.

Las las they will use these guys for drug trafficking.....
Una go see say I talk am.

Featuredgist:
The EFCC has reportedly arrested popular crossdresser, Idris Okuneye aka Bobrisky
Bobrisky was arrested at Pinnock Estate in Lagos State earlier today, April 4, 2024.
Keep reading on....
https://featuredgist.com/the-efcc-has-reportedly-arrested-popular-crossdresser-bobrisky/

Nigerian Government and foolishness is like Android phone and SIM card.
What has EFCC gat to do with Bobrisky? When do they start attending to civil cases?

Did you bleach this mango with hypo?
You are a legend!!
😂 😂 😂

Nazgul:
Actor Playing Jesus On Easter Friday Lands Heavily On The Floor As He Mistakenly Falls From The Cross.

1001 ways to die...

meum:
me yasa mutanen Bauchi suke dabawa kansu wuka?

我不明白......this is the answer to your question.

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=owgUQPwTlRI?si=QfS0i4RqBVIYIQZS

Chai!! Politicians in Africa will never rest. Even after death, they will still become ancestors and after ancestors they will become oracle.

I see a naked pregnant woman holding her pregnancy with two hands.

successmatters:


Please don't ask of the body, they will just go and shoot an innocent man and say its the evidence. This government is evil.

Na true o my brother....chai!!

69 packages? This man can swallow 15 wraps of Akpu without soup

Kosiso12:
Security forces have reportedly killed an infamous bandit leader Dogo Gide, behind several attacks, including the shooting of a military helicopter.

Politics Nigeria gathered that Dogo Gide passed away as a result of gunshot injuries sustained during a clash with Operation Hadarin Daji (OPHD) forces.

The encounter took place in the challenging landscape of Madada forest within the Maru local government area on March 12, 2024.

Despite suffering serious injuries, Dogo Gide was said to have been covertly taken to a hospital in Mabera, Sokoto, Sokoto State, where he eventually passed away.



Dogo Gide, a notorious fugitive sought for his series of heinous crimes in the area, was laid to rest in Dandalla Village on March 24.

His appearance at the hospital was supposedly made easier by a security official who is currently detained, prompting concerns about potential cooperation within the security forces.

The successful elimination of Dogo Gide represents a notable achievement for the Nigerian security forces, showcasing the collaborative endeavors of 1 Division and 8 Division of the Nigerian Army.

Dogo Gide has a history of involvement with ANSARU and other significant terrorist organizations.

He has been linked to serious crimes including the shooting down of a military helicopter in the Dansadau-Birmin Gwari region and the kidnapping of students from Federal Government College Yauri.

Source : https://politicsnigeria.com/breaking-security-forces-kill-bandit-leader-who-shot-down-military-helicopter-photo/

If you believe this, you can also believe that you have a twin brother/sister in U.S.A. that you have never met before.

Where is the dead body of this bandit?

Gaskiya if I see Bobrisky for night when light no dey, I go run . She dey like Witch last born.....

SupaBoy:
Good morning people

I borrow money from these loan apps few weeks ago to balance my school fees but the time for repayment have reach and I haven't been able to repay them back.. They have call and sent so many messages threatening me that they will call my contacts etc.

Pls I am really scared because I don't have mind for all that and I use the money for my school stuffs

Should I be worried??

Nothing do you.....relax!!
Nigeria is owing more.

Arobaga:
Rescued abi ransom was paid






Make una dey deceive una sef

Don't mind them.
They want use English to confuse Nigerians. There is a difference between rescued and released. These ones were released based on payment of ransome......they were not rescued. Rescue has to do with gun battles or exchange of fire or killings of the kidnappers or blah blah.

Lies everywhere!!

politicoNG:


https://dailypost.ng/2024/03/22/fx-crisis-tinubu-begs-nigerians-to-buy-local-goods-approves-n75bn-for-manufacturers/?fbclid=IwAR3KB9mW7M-GLkegJb_QpTOHAKV_OxGcKywQ_oAc0p6Mr6a7rEXrI_2orLI.

Funny enough, some local goods are more expensive than foreign products.

naptu2:


https://www.bbc.com/news/world-europe-68642162.amp

Ukrainian Mercenaries at work.....
At least Russia will feel the heat for some days.

easzypeaszy:
I wish Lagos state will just takeover area like Akute, OkeAro, Part of Sango, Agbado e.t.c
Most people around here are Lagosians who pay tax to Lagos government and do all transactions in Lagos.

It baffles me alot, with the revenue generated and the number of industries in Ogun state.
The state in times of infrastructure is worst than most state with less revenue in Nigeria.

In Ogun, the roads are worst than all the worst roads you can think about in South East combines.
I have always wondered and most times tears drops out of my eyes.

You see Lagos ehhhn, people still insult all the Governors, but they work and fix there roads.
Ogun state is a good example of earning huge and it still wont show in your life.

I wish it could happen that way but Lagos state government won't take over those areas. Even Agbara case is still in court and they have not settled it. Lagos state has been dragging with Ogun state for years and it has not been settled. Most people till date didn't even know that Agbara is not Lagos state despite the dominance of Lagos state people. I'm not too sure about about OkeAro and other areas but Akute on the other hand has been a controversial area over the years.

I'm of this opinion that there should be a shared profit between the two states and I think that's what they have been doing in those axis.

OgaDeyVex:
Gunmen Suspected to be cultists have shot dead one Mr Bobby Kabah and his pregnant wife in Ogwashi-Uku, Aniocha South Local Government Area of Delta State.

The incident, which happened on Wednesday night, is coming against the backdrop of the ongoing cult war between members of rival cult groups in the community.

PUNCH Metro gathered that the incident has thrown the community into confusion and mourning.

A community source, who spoke to our correspondent on the condition of anonymity, explained that Kabah was relaxing with his pregnant wife at home in Agidiasei quarters when two gunmen walked into his house around 8.35pm and opened fire on them.

He said, “Bobby was at home with his woman because he is nursing an injury in his leg as a result of a motorbike accident he had recently.

“The gunmen entered his home from the back, met him and his pregnant wife and opened fire, killing both of them instantly.”

PUNCH Metro reports that the ongoing cult war in Ogwashi-Uku has so far claimed six lives in the last two weeks.

When contacted, the Police Public Relations Officer in the state, DSP Bright Edafe, confirmed the killings on Thursday.

Edafe said, “Yes, it is confirmed. They are not husband and wife, but they were living together and killed in the same house.

“The Commissioner of Police has ordered to direct the matter to the state CID.”

Source: https://punchng.com/suspected-cultists-kill-pregnant-woman-husband-in-delta/?amp

Delta state again?
E be like say Devil don relocate to Delta state 😂 😂

The fear of that gender in skirt is the beginning of wisdom.....you have to be very wise when dealing with them.

Paraman:
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https://punchng.com/nigerias-economy-gradually-reviving-says-minister/?utm_source=telegram&utm_medium=social

Reviving? Chai!!
Wey my Kala make I blast your head...

jazzman7711:
Famous Kenyan YouTuber Miss Trudy went to Miami, and was stopping people on the street and in the beach, and asking them which country they would like to visit in Africa.

To her surprise, 95% of the people she asked, including blacks, whites, latinos, etc, all said they wanted first of all to visit NIGERIA before any other country in Africa!

Incredible video! This our country is so popular and well-loved by the international community.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mowIGwsKRXQ&ab_channel=MissTrudy

The way Kidnappers will be waiting for them at the Airport......

ebexofficial:
Very unprofessional

Go and sleep bikko.
What has he done wrong here?
I salute his courage for making his view open to everyone.