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Travel / Re: "I’m Begging You Nigerians Please Stop"- SA Man On His Knees Beg Nigerians (Vid) by deanoffaculty: 9:17am On Aug 26
Zonefree:
Two unproductive nations disgracing their continent. embarassed
I dey tell you.....

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Celebrities / Re: DJ Cuppy Baptised, Becomes Born Again (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 5:42pm On Aug 23
Calitoscassius:
Very ugeelee woman! embarassed
Bad belle......na constipation dey worry you.
Pocket your hatred and use it as butter on your bread.
Crime / Re: Teens Clone Neighbor's Key To Steal From His Apartment (Pictures) by deanoffaculty: 9:15am On Aug 20
This family dey enjoy .....chai!! For this kain economy wey we dey? Na enjoyment family!

Please make him share his house address.....me sef wan carry some things bikko.
That rolls of milk and ovaltine go dey useful for this cold weather.
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

Crime / Re: Pharmacy Operator Allegedly Rape 9-Old-Girl To Death In Kano by deanoffaculty: 9:14am On Aug 19
InfoGuru118:

https://news360ng.com/chemist-operator-allegedly-rape-9-old-girl-to-death-in-kano/
I don't just like this country.
Why is the perpetrator's name undisclosed and the victim's name disclosed?
Bullshit!!
Romance / Re: Asking My Female Friends For 1k, See Their Response (pics) by deanoffaculty: 10:22am On Aug 15
santaclaws:


Very? Ontop 1k wey she been wan collect back? πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

But she try na.

The point is : Amara has a good heart. If she had like 100k, she could have given it to Henry.

Thumb up for Amara! πŸ‘
Romance / Re: Asking My Female Friends For 1k, See Their Response (pics) by deanoffaculty: 10:19am On Aug 15
@Henry2405.....this is between you and I. I guess nobody is reading this comment.
I beg you fit send me Amara phone number? I beg.....I will double the price and Multiply by 20. Making it 40k!

πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚..
I will not allow you to rest untill you send me her number πŸ˜‚
Foreign Affairs / Re: India Women Lead Night Protests After Doctor's Rape And Murder by deanoffaculty: 9:52am On Aug 15
1Sharon:



So what did this woman do to warrant disrespect ?? After working a 36 hour shift, they struck and killed her, what was her offense??

Just shut it abeg.
You don't get it.
I was only trying to react on what @feemzy said about "worth" of women to men.
Of course, the incident is a very bad one and it calls for justice. The innocent woman didn't deserve that.

Make una no misquote me bikko.

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TV/Movies / Re: What Rhuthee And Mayor Frosh Did Last Night by deanoffaculty: 9:45am On Aug 15
mankan2k7:
Generations of vipers. They will think Nigerians are watching them now. A useless show.

Exactly!
Everybody is busy. No time to waste money.
It's now that I even remember BBN is being aired.
Foreign Affairs / Re: India Women Lead Night Protests After Doctor's Rape And Murder by deanoffaculty: 9:41am On Aug 15
Leemzyy:
Women are worth nothing to men now,too bad!!well may God punish all rapist around the world harassing our women
I disagree with you.
Women who doesn't place value on or respect themselves are the ones who are worthless to men.
Women are doing great all over the globe.
For instance in Nigeria, women are doing great and they are rising. No be woman dey contest against Donald Trump?

All they need to do is to respect themselves.

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Family / Re: β€˜It’s A Skit’, Says Man Who Trended After Wife β€˜Tore’ His Passport by deanoffaculty: 9:31am On Aug 15
calabaman:
You came from Europe or wherever to do a skit in the airport?

Really.....

two of them can go do skits in jail
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚.....
I can't wait to watch their skit in jail. That's a great idea. I've never watched a jail skit before.
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

That video is fucking real!! I guess a lawyer must have told the husband to say that ....so that he can save the wife from being jailed.
Only intelligent Nairalanders can understand what is playing out.

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Crime / Re: Tears As Another Accident Claims 11 Lives In Abia by deanoffaculty: 9:24am On Aug 15
Meedon:
God bless the dead
God bless the dead? How exactly?
I don't understand.....
In any Religion,God don't bless the dead. After death, judgement..... according to my religion.
I am not trying to tackle you on anything but I want to learn from you or from other religions.
How can God bless those who are dead?
Crime / Re: Man Kills His 8-Year-Old Son For Misplacing Sewing Thread In Epe, Lagos (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 3:04pm On Aug 14
Education / Re: Teachers Discipline Students In Secondary Schools: LOL! οΏ½ by deanoffaculty: 12:41pm On Aug 13
WDSTV:
Teachers discipline students in secondary schools: LOL! πŸ˜‚ Share your thoughts and experiences!"


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=db3fyeTMAJE?si=4RSacDJHBrnAMLvD


#Subscribe
This one na "doggy flog"...... another flogging position.

Politics / Re: Nothing To Show Tinubu Is Prepared To Solve Nigeria’s Problems – Atiku by deanoffaculty: 8:44am On Aug 13
Bobloco:

https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/08/theres-nothing-to-show-tinubu-is-prepared-to-solve-nigerias-problems-atiku/amp/
Atiku should go and park well bikko!
You were in the government and you ruined power sector with importation of generators and you became one of the top 10 generator importers in Africa. Atiku would have even been worse if he's a President.
All politicians are thieves at any level!!! There is nothing like "saint politicians". Either Atiku or Tinubu or Obi or etc ....all of them na thesame!!!

If you want to see the true character of any human, test him/her with "Milky position". Only few can pass the test.
Romance / Re: What Happened To Tapswap And The Rest by deanoffaculty: 10:05pm On Aug 12
Phoenix990:
lol they want you to pay 1.3 ton for gasfee
I dey tell you πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚.......those guys are barawo!

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Romance / Re: What Happened To Tapswap And The Rest by deanoffaculty: 7:36pm On Aug 12
Phoenix990:
The trending one now is dog grin
...
Monorix sef dey trend
Business / Re: Clarification On Crude Supply By NNPC - Dangote by deanoffaculty: 9:15am On Aug 10
DevilsEqual:
Tinubu has a lot of work to do

How could NUPRC be pushing that hard and the IOC still dont wanna do the needful?

Is the IOC not answerable to any higher body?

cant NUPRC report the IOC to a higher body?

It seems there are too many loopholes in that ministry and FG might prolly have to overhaul the entire ministry to fight the corruption

6 of 15 isnt 60% by the way
Oil dey ya head!

You just mentioned the key problem...."loopholes".
Not only loopholes, there are some bottle-necks in that ministry that has vowed to frustrate Dangote.
I blame FG anyways. If our refineries are working, crude oil issues wouldn't have deteriorated to this level.

God will help the masses in the country cos they are always at the receiving end.
Crime / Re: Taraba Woman Cuts Off Step-grandson's Lips With Hot Knife by deanoffaculty: 9:05am On Aug 10
TOPCRUISE:
That's a witch. If they give her time she will cook the boy and eat him. sad
We don't call them "witches" again.....call them FLYING EAGLES. They can fly anywhere to perpetrate evil
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚....

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Family / Re: "Girls Are Now Selling Their Eggs To Buy Human Hair In Warri" Lady Says (video) by deanoffaculty: 8:41am On Aug 10
BigDick70inch:
What stupid things girls can't do for material benefit never existed....
I dey tell you..... πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
They will start dating ATM and POS terminals very soon.
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Travel / Re: Flood Cuts Off Kano-Maiduguri Expressway (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:28am On Aug 10
Gistmedia10:
Motorists have been left stranded after a section of the Kano-Maiduguri expressway was washed away by a severe flood caused by heavy downpour. The incident left the major highway impassable and causing significant disruption to transportation in the region.

Speaking at the scene on Thursday, Bauchi State governor, Bala Mohammed, emphasised the importance of the road, which serves as a critical link between the North-West and North-East parts of Nigeria. He has also assured residents and motorists that he will inform the Federal Government of the situation to seek immediate intervention. The Governor expressed concern over the impact of the flood, which has not only disrupted travel but also poses a threat to the livelihoods of those who rely on the expressway for commerce and daily activities.

Governor Mohammed emphasized the need for swift action to repair the damaged portion of the road and called on relevant agencies to provide immediate relief to those affected by the flood. He also highlighted the importance of long-term measures to prevent future occurrences of such incidents, particularly in flood-prone areas.

Separating boys from Men.......

Travel / Re: Four Die In Multiple Road Crashes Along Lagos-Ibadan Expressway by deanoffaculty: 1:09pm On Aug 09
post=131415829:
You Will Not Die, In Road Accident, Say AMEN!
Amen!!!

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Syria Says Four Troop Hurt In Alleged Israeli Strike (photos) by deanoffaculty: 9:45am On Aug 09
ShangTsung000:


IYOO....

What about North East? You God forsaken tribalistic entity.

ONYE ANWULI!!!
I feel your pain...sorry ehn!
Sports / What Is The Problem Of Napoli With Victor Osimhen? by deanoffaculty: 9:41am On Aug 09
If Victor Osimhen is not careful, he might not get a good club after Napoli.

Foreign Affairs / Re: Syria Says Four Troop Hurt In Alleged Israeli Strike (photos) by deanoffaculty: 9:20am On Aug 09
asakoko:
When will the middle East have peace
Middle East.....war!
Eastern part and North East of Nigeria..... battle!
Eastern Bangladesh..... Unrest!
.... anything East, na so so wahala.
Food / Re: Hardship: Top 10 Pocket-friendly Nigerian Meals by deanoffaculty: 9:10am On Aug 09
Supersdotng:


https://supers.ng/hardship-top-10-pocket-friendly-nigerian-meals/



Beans and plantain is not "pocket friendly".
At all........ πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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Politics / Re: $20bn Dangote Refinery Will Disrupt Europe’s Oil & Gas Industry – OPEC by deanoffaculty: 8:52am On Aug 09
Yankee101:
And Tinubu’s govt is planning to kill it for their own selfish gains
Don't mind them. Wicked government everywhere!
Travel / Re: U.S Army AH-64 Apache Helicopter Crashes, Killing Pilot & Injuring 1 (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 10:48am On Aug 08
WriterNig:


A πŸ‡ΊπŸ‡Έ U.S Army helicopter crashed at a military base in Alabama on Wednesday afternoon killed one person and injured another, military officials said.

An AH-64 Apache helicopter crashed during routine flight training on Fort Novosel Army base, about 94 miles (151 kilometers) south of Montgomery, according to a statement from the U.S. Army Aviation Center of Excellence and Fort Novosel.

The crash killed the flight instructor, while a US. Army student pilot was airlifted to a hospital for additional evaluation, according to the statement.

Dale County Coroner John Cawley identified the deceased instructor pilot as Daniel Munger, 46, who was a contractor and retired from the Army.

Military authorities did not immediately provide any information about the circumstances of the crash. The statement said the accident is under investigation.

β€œOur primary concern is the welfare and health of the student pilot and care and concern for the family of the deceased,” Major Gen. Clair A. Gill, U.S. Army Aviation Center of Excellence and Fort Novosel commanding general, said in a statement emailed to The Associated Press.

The AH-64 Apache is a two-crewmember aircraft.

This year alone, more than 6 U.S. military helicopter don crash.
Village people don dey reason U.S. mata.
Like for RUSSIA ..... share for USA.
Romance / Re: How Much For A Night In This Hotel Guess by deanoffaculty: 10:09pm On Aug 07
MrCork:




Loookslike a N2k hotel
For where?
This hotel no go pass 500naira.

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Politics / Re: Kano Boys Drag Out Gallon Of Oil From Army Truck During Protest by deanoffaculty: 4:45pm On Aug 05
oteim:
The boys were not even afraid of the soldiers

Wrong!
The soldiers are keeping it cool on the guy. COAS has ordered them to allow police do their job during this protest.
If to say na NA wan dey involved, the whole country go don catch fire, death toll go don increase and possible civil war go don break out.

In Michael Jackson's voice "heal the world. Make it a better place.....".

The world needs peace! What is happening right now in Nigeria is a child's play compare to what is happening in Bangladesh.

We need peace in Nigeria!!!
Sports / Re: Female Olympic Boxer Weeps After Being Pummelled By Man Who Identifies As Woman by deanoffaculty: 9:47am On Aug 02
Na Dem sabi...
All I know is that, Chijoke can never be Chinyere.....never!!

Politics / Re: We Owe This Man An Apology. by deanoffaculty: 9:36am On Aug 02
edogu:
I think we owe this man an apology.
How exactly?

Jonathan was a "woman president".
Patience.....
Deziani.....
Okonjo .....
Patricia....
Etc...
Women controlled his administration.

Jonathan would have been the best if he had chosen a cleric work, like pastor.

Weakest president ever! No action!
Jonathan was never a politician but opportunist.
Sentiments apart, Jonathan contributed to the deterioration of Nigeria. What BAT is facing right now is an accumulation of problems from the past.
Celebrities / Re: Onyeka Onwenu's Sons Announce The Death Of The "Elegant Stallion" by deanoffaculty: 9:46am On Aug 01
JackDaAlienz:
E DON DOOOO angry angry

Which kind nonesense be this!!
We no go hear word again because she die


Edit:

Why are you people attacking me?
I don't know her, I guess she was a popular singer back then.
I have not heard of her until now. Just wondering what is so special about her
If you don't know her, ask your dad,mom, uncles, aunts, etc....ask elders around.
Most kids like you on Nairaland doesn't know her, we can understand the generation you belong to.
Don't just comment because you want your voice to be heard or your words to be read.... comment because you have something reasonable and matured to say.

Grow up, okay?

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