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Crime / Re: Leah Sharibu Married To Two Boko Haram Leaders, Now Has Two Kids – 'repentant' T by deanoffaculty: 9:43am On May 09
MMWandali:
May it not be well with Buhari and APC

A girl abandoned cos of her faith/belief
Amem!! But stop cursing PMB and APC....
Amem.....
Sports / Re: Man Brings Calabash To Bet Shop So He Can Win A Bet (Video) by deanoffaculty: 9:39am On May 09
ebukajay184:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwB5BQXed_k?si=kzyoLN5G8q1iDBqN
In Raymond Reddington's voice "If your plan is not working out, look the other way and don't get killed" #Blacklist

Make una free my guy. Im no fit do yahoo+, banditry, kidnapping, etc.....
Crime / Re: Christopher Gilbert Pushed Into A Lake By His Friends Makes Remarkable Recovery by deanoffaculty: 8:11am On May 08
immortalcrown:
Rescued! Thanks to the guy that intervened.

Imagine if the victim is the other gender and the culprit is a male. Many media houses will repeatedly broadcast it for weeks and many streets will be flooded with protesters. Even celebrities will use it to engage fans. A world of bias. Males face more gender discrimination than females do. But the society claims otherwise.
Oil dey ya head!!
I've come to realize that crime and other unlawful acts favours women more than men, not only in Nigeria but all over the globe.
I recently watched a skit where a lady was hitting a guy with belt in a restaurant and everyone said nothing. Immediately they switched and the guy start beating the lady, everyone started talking and wanted to beat the guy.
Another example is Bobrisky. If Bobrisky were to be a lady and did surgery to be a man, the noise wouldn't have been like this.

Unbalanced equation everywhere!!
Family / Re: Married Woman Seeks Advice After Mistakenly Sleeping With Neighbor For Money by deanoffaculty: 3:54pm On May 06
Fineman2:
MARRIED WOMAN SEEKS ADVISE AFTER MISTAKENLY SLEEPING WITH NEIGHBOR FOR FINANCIAL AID


Family Matters on Splash105.5FM Ibadan

https://www.facebook.com/61550192202878/posts/pfbid0m8FfiBb5N5CRYoi59qX7NdrQT4gXBTikn3WGqGMfurur9UjPeRwVW4VEh5Yxexxgl/?app=fbl
The word "mistakenly" is the only thing I don't like about this story. You Bleep be say you Bleep....which one be "mistakenly"?

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Foreign Affairs / Re: US Congress Passes Bill That Will Censor The Bible As Antisemitic by deanoffaculty: 9:38am On May 02
AuschwitzPrefec:
The ADL has been pushing this for years but finally they have the most stupid and most compromised Congress and Republican idiots to pass this bill.

The entire bill proposes to criminalise criticizing the Jews.

The bill is a total slap on the US first amendment and also infringes on freedom of worship and separation of Church from State, as the bill, if it becomes law, will require the New Testament be edited to suit Jewish censors , thus tampering with the faith itself.

The section the Jews want erased is any reference of Jews killing Christ or having any thing to do with His execution.

If you were ever in doubt whom the antichrist is , know that it is the Sanhedrain of the Synagogue of Satan.

Here is the reference of quoting the Bible that Jews killed Jesus:

Using the symbols and images associated with classic antisemitism (e.g., claims of Jews killing Jesus or blood libel) to characterize Israel or Israelis.


In the above text , "Symbols" refers to the New Testament texts that records how Jews had Jesus murdered.

This is just the begining..
Jews have hated the New Testament and Christians for ages. They are the only ones who have continued to push for the New Testament to be banned.

But I know their reasons for passing this bill which will make it mandatory for them censor and redact the New Testament goes beyond the reference to Christ's arraignment before Pilate , His prosecution and eventual condemnation by the mob of Jews led by Caiphas. This bill wants the entire New Testament banned because in that compilation of holy texts is a book that exposes the incoming Jewish Messiah as the antichrist and great deceiver. The book of Revelation is happening in real time currently and the building of the third Temple is testament that Jews will be the ones pushing the great tribulation on the church because the entire premise of modern day Judaism is to destroy and eliminate Christianity. Their antichrist is expected to destroy the church and cleanse the earth of Christians . This is what is in their Talmud.

Speaking of the Talmud, this is by far the most vile piece of literature ever conceived by human hands. This is a book that calls for total genocide of Christians , enslavement of Gentiles , rape of gentile women and children and even has an entire chapter blaspheming against Christ .

The idiots in Washington who voted for this bill did not see the Talmud but they are doing the bidding of the Jewish pay masters and blackmailers to give Jews the authority to censor , redact and ban Christian text from being included in the Bible and being referenced in churches or any where else.


I hope all you Zionist Christians will wake up sooner and see who the real enemies of the church are.
I knew this will happen when Joe Biden declared Easter day as TRANSGENDER day.
Pope sef dey support LGBTQ.
wetin con remain?

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Family / Re: My Husband No Dey Knack Me Well- Cheating Wife's Confession To Her Pastor(Video) by deanoffaculty: 9:24am On May 02
marlow1962:
A bitch is a bitch, wether young or old.
Gbam!!!
"Bitch" is even better.......OLOSHO NA OLOSHO !
😂 😂 😂
Romance / Re: I Am A Finished Man by deanoffaculty: 9:01am On Apr 27
ChildOfDoom:
Even my plans to spend 40000 on Olosho monthly did not work. My 120k (salary and bonuses) pay just three days ago is finished.

The only good thing I did was that I sent my dad 5000 and my mum 10000. The rest on Olosho.

Normally I don't spend more than 10 or 12k on three Oloshos when I visit. But I ended up spending 100k in two days at a brothel.

It may sound impossible, but it is a sum total of the suya, chicken, mishai, and numerous girls I fvcked there.

What killed me was that I saw three new girls brought into the brothel looking young and naive. I was so moved. I wanted them all. I introduced myself to them and was trying to buy them to my side. I impressed them by buying drinks upon soft drinks for them. They also joined me to eat the desert I ordered (pepper soup, chicken, suya upon suya etc)

I just can't control myself when with money. I started lashing them in turns and kept meeting their numerous demands in turns. The kitten was too tight to let go. That was why i let go of all I had. Mumu me was adding kiss, sucking and romance to impress them, so they don't forget me. Even when I know they won't fall for me with their madam always demanding money.

I don wake up, my eye don clear. Time to drink garri. If I see money again (from side deals), I will save. No more womanising
Change your name "child of doom".....your monicker is affecting you.

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Politics / Re: Saw This Face In Dream What Does It Mean? by deanoffaculty: 9:37pm On Apr 26
Barims:
What I saw in dream
That's your biological dad after DNA test.....
😂 😂 😂

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Celebrities / Re: Mohbad’s Father Allegedly Pastes Court Summon For DNA On Wunmi’s Gate by deanoffaculty: 9:29pm On Apr 26
LagosFirstSon:
Wunmi should obey court order

What's she hiding ?
Her Mother is her backbone.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Namtira Bwala, Who Was Bullied In The Lead British School by deanoffaculty: 9:27pm On Apr 23
Feldie:
they can think about whatever they want. It's none of your business busybody goat
I don't reply kids like you and I will allow this to pass. Is there any elder around I can talk to?
....wait o! This is beating you hollow...are you related to this girl in question?
I forgive you anyways.

Travel / Re: 2 Navy Helicopters Collide Mid-Air In Malaysia, 10 Dead (Photos, Video) by deanoffaculty: 12:58pm On Apr 23
Dikegodspower:
Wetin Navy guys de do with helicopter.
Ship don finish?
You guys don't know what surveillance is all about.
There are some surveillances that ship cannot carry out. Navy even have cars, tanks, etc.
Celebrities / Re: Meet Namtira Bwala, Who Was Bullied In The Lead British School by deanoffaculty: 12:53pm On Apr 23
papyjaypaul:
Bloggers they're teenagers. You can't be posting their information all around.
Teenagers? Teenagers thinking about boyfriend at this age?

The rate of deterioration and moral decadence is alarming. Teachers also have roles to play. Don't just go to class and teach, include morals to your curriculums.


The thing sef dey vex me.

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Romance / Re: Beautiful Lady Swallows Big Lump Of Fufu On A Date With Her Man (Photos, Video) by deanoffaculty: 9:46am On Apr 19

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Romance / Re: How Many Of Us Still Remember This Man? by deanoffaculty: 8:50pm On Apr 18
Truvelisback:
Good day, fellas. How many of us still remember this man? grin childhood memories.
Cyril Stober(can't remember the correct spelling of "Stober"wink.
That year........
Indomie generation can never relate.
I greet all Elders on this forum.
😂 😂

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Crime / Re: Man Killed His Wife In Adamawa, Locked Her Up At Home & Fled To Ondo State by deanoffaculty: 7:20pm On Apr 17
post=129491721:


Source: https://www.lindaikejisblog.com/2024/4/man-arrested-for-hacking-his-wife-to-death-in-adamawa-2.html
Wicked people don't always look good.
Is that his real head or the camera settings?
Romance / Re: Woman Stirs Up Controversy On The Internet By Outlining Her Type Of Man by deanoffaculty: 1:24pm On Apr 17
lagostrendboy:
Woman stirs up controversy on the internet by outlining her type of man

A woman has created a stir on social media by posting an extensive list of what she looks for in a partner.

The woman going by Kiara, from South Africa, disclosed that she is looking for a male to date. Eyes Of Lagos reports,


Lady causes stir online as she lists out her requirements in a man
Lady.

However, the man would need to possess some characteristics in other to match her taste.

Amongst other things listed, she noted that the man must have a car, a small house and can pay her bills.

Lady causes stir online as she lists out her requirements in a man Read some comments from netizens:

@anael_mevong said: “Unless you look out for Jesus Christ”

@sthedoingthings said: “So basically you want a guy that doesn’t exist ,lmfao”

@jaytcoza said: “Number 6 really? Ai human trafficking izoqala lana ke.”

@droptheslop said: “I think I’m most of these. Not gonna happen though. No offense.”

https://eyesoflagos.com/2024/04/17/woman-stirs-up-controversy-on-the-internet-by-outlining-what-a-man-ought-to-be-like/



cc: farano, Rocktation, dominique
She will eventually buy clay and mould the man......

Family / Re: Most Parents Of Today Are Raising An "Overdependent Generation" by deanoffaculty: 1:17pm On Apr 17
Ask4bigneyo:
MOST PARENTS OF TODAY ARE RAISING AN "OVERDEPENDENT GENERATION"

1. You cook their food for them so that they can read and enjoy.

2. You help them to wash their clothes and tidy their rooms.

3. You drop them off in school every day by yourself!

4. You lie on their behalf to get them out of trouble.

5. You arrange "expo" to help them pass their exams.

6. You protect them from every danger and difficulties.

7. You prevent them from any form of pain and suffering.

8. You don't want them to suffer like you did as a child.

9. You hustle around while they watch films and play games.

10. They can't go out alone because you're always scared.

11. You take every decision for them, because you're wiser.

12. You go to their schools to fight for them and prove rights.

13. You defend them even when they're wrong and at fault.

14. You can not stand seeing them starve or go hungry for once.

15. You fight against those who try to correct them.

I PITY YOU

.....YOU ARE BUSY RAISING AN OVER- DEPENDENT GENERATION.

You think you are showing them LOVE ?

SORRY, YOU'RE WRONG!!!!

By the time you're no longer there and they face real life challenges, they will become helpless !!!

At that stage, they will realise the havoc you have done to them and CURSE YOU !!!

STOP RAISING AN OVER-DEPENDENT GENERATION!!!

Allow these children to face realities of life !!!

Be careful !!!

Raising Responsible Children

1. Give your children age-appropriate domestic tasks, even if you have a thousand and one domestic servants at home. It is sheer ignorance to think that doing everything for your children is a mark of honour or a way of bequeathing royalty on them.

2. Teach them to be useful and make their impact felt positively wherever they are found – in the school, place of worship, in another person’s home, etc.

3. Encourage your children to always leave a good impression wherever they go to; teach them to be courteous, respectful, friendly, cheerful and helpful.

4. Teach them good toilet manners – they must know how to keep the toilet neat for the next user, let them know that it is unacceptable to leave the bathroom floor and/or walls messed with soap, foam or any form dirt after bathing.

5. Teach your children the importance of taking good care of their body and their environment; whether they are at home or elsewhere. Remind them that responsible people don’t leave their rooms unkempt or their bed unmade when they get up in the morning; teach them to bath very well and smell fine always. It is unbearable to have a smelly young person around you; let them take care of their armpits, teeth, hair, nail, etc.

6. Teach your children to manage their used clothes and other personal belongings very well, whether in their home or elsewhere. It can be irritating to have dirty clothes or shoes, especially those of a visitor litter every corner of the house.

7. Let them pack their toiletries before leaving home. Your children should not depend on their hosts for their basic toiletries like soap, cream, tooth paste and other essentials.

8. Teach your children to dress well all the time, especially when they are spending time with another family. You probably allow your daughters to dress in bum shots and your sons to walk about with their chest bare in your home, but they may not be safe if they do so in another place. You may not know where a predator would lie in wait for a child.

9. Teach them good table manners; not the one recited in nursery schools rhymes. Teach them to chew with their mouth covered, not to make noise with the cutlery on their teeth, not to talk with their mouth full, etc.

10. Let your children know that washing only their own plates after eating is not a noble idea.

11. Remind your children that jumping into a conversation when adults are talking is a sign of being ill-mannered. Discourage this both in your home and elsewhere.

12. Help your children not to be social birds online and anti-social bugs offline. They should relate well with people around them, much more than they do with virtual folks they meet online. Please, discourage this idea of young people locking themselves in the room hours on end without communicating with anyone in the house – all because they are on phone.

13. Empower your children to uphold your family values wherever they are. But before then, make sure that your family values are credible, empowering, socially and morally beneficial.

14. Teach your children to control their appetite and learn to turn down certain offers, even when such offers come from people they know. And at home, it is not compulsory that they must taste everything they see someone eating. This will help them to take their eyes away from certain things when they are in other people’s home.

15. Always remind your children that they are the window through which the world sees you. If your children’s behavior outside is bad, the general consensus is that they lack home training. And since children are not meant to give themselves home training, it means that you failed as a parent.

16. Finally, make sure your children know God. Salvation is not hereditary; that you are godly or highly spiritual is not a guarantee that your children are saved. You must consciously and deliberately lead them to God

My fellow parents, let us try our best to make sure these children represent us well. I am sure you will feel good if you come to your children’s school and people are pointing at you as the parent of the best behaved child in the school. Won’t you?

THE SCHOOL OR TEACHERS CAN'T GIVE THEM ALL!

MAY GOD ALMIGHTY MAKE OUR CHILDREN RESPONSIBLE AND SUCCESSFUL!!
Nice one!!

Honestly, this is the more reason I prefer olden days parenting to this modern one .

Parenting has lost it's value and raising moral children is declining, deteriorating and fading like desert gunshot.
Politics / Re: See Why You Should Be Careful About What You Type On Nairaland About Politics by deanoffaculty: 9:29pm On Apr 15
FatherOfJesus:
I'm a fullstack web developer and I have enough knowledge to educate you on this.
Anytime you make a request to nairaland server by typing nairaland website, the request comes with your IP address. Your IP address can be easily gotten from the nairaland application server in few seconds.

Your IP can be served to an IP geolocation tracker that can tell your country, city and even your current latitude. While they may not be 100% accurate all the time, they can give enough information to nail you.

For a website like nairaland that is in Nigeria, we all know that Nigeria is a lawless country. Nigeria government can compel nairaland to provide certain IP for some handles here if they wish to.

Only webapps like Facebook, X etc can protect your privacy.

Be careful what you say here if you are not always using a VPN.
Most especially we wey dey drop bombshell against government.
Anyways "am unavailable...Dem no dey see me"
Crime / Re: EFCC Arrests Suspected Internet Fraudster In Port Harcourt With Charms (photos) by deanoffaculty: 9:23pm On Apr 15
Gistmedia10:
The Port Harcourt Zonal Command of the Economic and Financial Crimes Commission (EFCC) has apprehended a suspected internet fraudster, Ali Desmond Chinedum, in Port Harcourt, Rivers State.

Chinedum's arrest comes on the heels of compelling intelligence pointing to his alleged involvement in internet-related offenses.

During the operation, the EFCC operatives recovered several items from Chinedum, including:

* One iPhone 11 Pro Max
* One Redmi 12 Android mobile device
* Two United States Navy identity cards with numbers: 100040041245 and 100010041159
* One Mercedes Benz GLK
* One HP laptop computer device
* Charms

The EFCC has stated that Chinedum will face charges in court once investigations are concluded.
Believe EFCC at your own risk. Why are they hiding his face? Why not show his face like those drug traffickers?
Poor man Pikin go do yahoo....dem go show im face to the public.
Rich man Pikin go do yahoo.....dem go hide im face and eventually swap him from detention.
Nigeria na PlayStation!!

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Celebrities / Re: The American Lady Davido Was Kissing Confirms The Video Of Him Begging Is Real by deanoffaculty: 11:17am On Apr 15
officialwdhtv:
American Lady in viral picture finally shares her side, speaks on the viral video of Davido “begging”.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGh-k2MXZ0U

21 Nut Savage
Hmmm...Davido!!!
Something must kill a man anyways.
We don Sabi wetin go kill OBO las las

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Crime / Re: US-Based Nigerian Bodybuilder, Michael Chidozie Dies After Being Shot By Wife by deanoffaculty: 9:06am On Apr 15
lekanolas:


https://allnaijadiaspora.com/us-based-nigerian-bodybuilder-michael-chidozie-dies-weeks-after-wife-allegedly-shot-him/
This gender again?
That particular gender should be declared TERRORIST all over the world.
They are not safe for Men and the world at large anymore....

Politics / Re: Nigeria Struggling To Find Oil Buyers For 30 Cargoes by deanoffaculty: 8:23am On Apr 13
Las las we go drink this oil......
Some advanced countries are not depending on oil again. Nigeria is too backward in everything.

Make the oil sef dry ....so that everybody eye go clear.

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Politics / Re: Troops Kill 188 Terrorists, Arrest 330 In One Week – DHQ by deanoffaculty: 8:16am On Apr 13
BeeBeeOoh:


https://leadership.ng/troops-kill-188-terrorists-arrest-330-in-one-week-dhq/
Nice one 👍👍👍👍...
But why the arrest of 330 terrorists na? Why not send them to hell where they belong?

In Puttin's voice "To forgive terrorist is up to God but to send them to God is up to me".

#RussiaMyCountry

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Celebrities / Re: How I Survived The Boat Accident That Killed Junior Pope - Survivor TC (Video) by deanoffaculty: 7:58pm On Apr 11
NairaOcean:
"I Gave ₦10k And Fanta To Water Spirit" Actor Who Survives The Boat Mishap

In the aftermath of the tragic boat accident that claimed the life of Nigerian actor Late Junior Pope, survivor TC has left many intrigued by a peculiar ritual performed just before boarding the ill-fated boat.

"When I was about to enter the boat, I poured the Fanta I was holding to greet the water spirits," TC shared, recounting the moments before embarking on the journey. shocked

The boat, which was carrying several passengers including the late actor Junior Pope, encountered turbulent waters leading to a devastating outcome. Junior Pope, known for his roles in Nollywood films, tragically lost his life in the accident, leaving fans and colleagues mourning across the entertainment industry.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PO8TCy8DCpI
Nigerians and nonsense mentality!

Jackie chan clocked 70years few days ago. He never poured fanta inside water and he had survived many serious and life-threatening situations. Inside water, on ice, avalanche, fire, fall from sky, etc.

God saved you...gbam!! No be fanta and 10k story.

I be wan AXE this guy right arm but I con remember say na pesin boyfriend.

Celebrities / Re: Information reaching me says Nollywood Actor Junior Pop is still alive by deanoffaculty: 9:23pm On Apr 10
Rosenews2233:
Information reaching me says Nollywood Actor Junior Pop is still alive


*TvAfrica24*


https://tvafrica24.com/millions-cry-as-nollywood-actor-junior-pope-loses-his-life-while-filming-in-water-he-drowned-and-couldnt-be-saved/
Nollywood actors should upgrade.
Jackie chan clocked 70years yesterday despite all the risks he took in shooting movies. He broke his neck many times ....broke ribs, legs, stuck inside avalanche, slide on Iceberg, jumped from Helicopter, etc........he didn't die!

Movie industry is evolving. You don't have to be inside boat when you can use VFX and other modern effects.
All that requires is UPGRADE!!
Agriculture / Re: 5-Star Luxurious Ram & Goat Barn With AC & DSTV (Photos, Video) by deanoffaculty: 12:09pm On Apr 10
Christian36:
Na inside pot all this ones go end.
Las las....
😂 😂 😂.
Isiewu loading........

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Politics / Re: We Regret Voting Tinubu – Northern Elders by deanoffaculty: 11:46am On Apr 10
buharibanjo:
Na today una start de regret?
Mtcheeeew
Don't mind those boys calling themselves "Elders".
After collecting money,deceiving and mobilizing Northerners to vote for BAT, they are now ranting because they need money. BAT will soon credit their bank accounts and the next headline news will be "Northern Elders supports BAT for 2027".
Bunch of Chameleons!!!

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Education / Re: Easter Vs Salah Break Circulars In Kaduna State University by deanoffaculty: 9:09am On Apr 09
Una no dey understand this OP:
For Easter , work resumed the following day after break but for this Eid work resumes on the 16th. Difference on 6days .
Context of inequality and Religion favouritism.
Crime / Re: Zambian Man Commits Suicide After Killing His Wife by deanoffaculty: 11:09am On Apr 08
Chai!! See that beautiful woman.

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Religion / Re: I No Longer Have The Interest Of Going To Church Every Sunday, Any Help? by deanoffaculty: 9:27am On Apr 07
Pat081:
Yes Pastor is just a name but some Pastors no matter how your dress looks like some one who just come from the village or someone who is working on building sites if they want to enter they will do everything to get between the ladies legs
Those are werey Pastors .....
😂 😂 😂 😂

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