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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by deanoffaculty: 7:37pm On Sep 22
Melodydoctor:
And it ends 2-2
E pain ma sha..

Good job Gunners!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by deanoffaculty: 6:04pm On Sep 22
Melodydoctor:
City 2-1 Arsenal
I want to say this for the second time..
Correct Final score: City 2 : 3 Arsenal

Una no go believe me...
Up Gunners!

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by deanoffaculty: 4:49pm On Sep 22
Asabe4:
Isn't it happening already? grin
Chai! E dey pain sha.....

Gunners make una arrange small injury give haaland na. That guy na winch.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by deanoffaculty: 4:41pm On Sep 22
Asabe4:
3 points for City
How sure are you that city will win this match?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Vs Arsenal (2 - 2) On 22nd September 2024 by deanoffaculty: 4:40pm On Sep 22
dustmalik:
I saw our line up and as usual, two weak spots, Martinelli and Partey.
Final score :
Arsenal 3 - 2 Man city

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Religion / Re: 21st Century "Jonah" Before The Big Fish Swallowed Him (Photo) by deanoffaculty: 1:59pm On Sep 22
jesusjnr2020:
The good thing is that Jesus doesn't have to be here Himself though for the world to experience what it would have been like if He were here Himself to utilize today's technology and social media, because before He left, He produced and left replicas of Himself here on earth, and even commissioned them to produce more replicas of Himself using the same Words He used to produce them. Matthew 28:19-20

He also said that they shall be able to do the works He did and even greater works because He was leaving. John 14:12

So what happened to the replicas of Jesus aka sons of God He left on earth to continue from where He stopped that they're now hardly visible?

It appears they fell asleep after a while just as Jesus stated in Matthew 13:25.

That probably happened in this age of technological advancements and social media, where there's so much distractions in the world than there has ever been, so they perhaps lost focus and got distracted by the cares and things of this world which led them to fall asleep.

But this is not a time to sleep or slumber but to arise and shine, because the whole world is crying out for the manifestations of the sons of God especially in these last days. Romans 8:19

The church of this generation have a huge opportunity with all the technology and social media at their disposal to showcase to the world what it would have been like had Jesus, the apostles or prophets of old been here.

We can't afford to let this opportunity pass us by.

God bless.
Thanks for this.
I know some Nairalanders will not read this because "kpekus" is not being mentioned.

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Science/Technology / Re: Meet Four Nigerians Ranked Among Africa’s Top 100 Scientists by deanoffaculty: 2:11pm On Sep 19
EyeCumInPeace:
What impact have they made globally?

Na question I ask o, before some people go carry Tinubu frustration come form quarrel with me. grin
Good question!
Meanwhile,what impact have you made in your street and neighborhood?
Romance / Re: Lady Shares Her Sad Encounter With Some Big Boys At A Warri Nightclub (video) by deanoffaculty: 2:07pm On Sep 18
Zonefree:

All these constant wailings can't bring back your lost body count.

Politics / Re: Abuja Is Shaking Could It Be Earthquake? by deanoffaculty: 9:53am On Sep 18
Chimarto:
Houses and everywhere in this particular part of Abuja that I'm residing has been shaking for the past 3 days now and the worst happened on Sunday that shook everywhere. I was scared but to my greatest surprise everybody is acting normal as if nothing is happening. Am I the only one feeling this huge vibration of earth in in Abuja?
This is not detailed enough......
Simple question: which area of Abuja are you exactly?

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Romance / Re: IF You Know This Wap Websites Then Your A Legend. by deanoffaculty: 9:09am On Sep 18
mmadu4:
babadinho.muf .mobi
twilightwap.com
wap.mobstorage.com
bornsilly.com
getjar.com
waptrick.com
wap.my-symbian.com
wapain.net/symbian
wapshare.net
sharemobile.ro
wap.peperonity.com


these were the Good old days of symbian and java phones. i miss it so much
I remember waptrick.com.......that year πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚
Romance / Re: The Difference Between South African Girls And Nigerian Girls - SA Lady (Video) by deanoffaculty: 8:40am On Sep 18
Candidlady:
Nigerian girls love mulla

While SA girls love gbola

Please who is smarter


Why let those good for nothing gender taste the cherry πŸ’ for free when you can always get paid for services render
Thank God I didn't read this comment....your handwriting is not clear
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Family / Re: I'm Going To Commit Suicide Because Of Lack Of Money by deanoffaculty: 4:39am On Sep 15
durentboi:
Yes I have the basic necessities food, roof over my head. But I desire more.
This afternoon I felt like traveling to Mali πŸ‡²πŸ‡± but my hands are tied due to lack of funds

I'm going to commit suicide.
What is the life of a guy without money worth?
Wait na!
Please watch Arsenal fc match today before you kpai....Na beg I dey beg!

You have food, roof over your head and basic necessities but you desire more. Na ingrate you be! Others are eating animal feed to survive right now. Some don't even have roof on their head in Maiduguri due to flooding.

Chairman! Go to your kitchen, cook a delicious meal and THANK GOD!

Just incase you still want to die, please don't allow your food to waste. Give it out to less privileged people around you.

Politics / Re: Adeleke Govt Giving Out Cassava Stems To People With Disabilities by deanoffaculty: 3:01pm On Sep 14
TruthsFM:
Currently Osun State food inflation is over 35% increased. This is very bad.
Aside this, what is the correlation between a disabled person and farming?

This is not empowerment....... it's punishment!!!

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Crime / Re: Nurse Cuts Doctor's Manhood, Escapes Gang-Rape At Indian Hospital by deanoffaculty: 2:33pm On Sep 14
cocolacec:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hzBaAm1qLmM?si=0YtpIarh3h_63I4R



https://www.livemint.com/news/india/nurse-narrowly-escapes-gangrape-bid-in-bihar-hospital-cuts-doctors-private-parts/amp-11726217012094.html
Indian men are cowards!!
They can't have a healthy friendship or relationship with ladies. Kpekus is not that difficult to drill! Just be a man and know the game!
All they know how to do best is "rape"!

This is a good news anyways.

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Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by deanoffaculty: 11:11am On Sep 14
APOPTOSIS:

no need for DNA naaaa
She has already told you she hails from Samaria
Why waste money
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Romance / Re: Single Mum Of 3 Looking For A Husband (Picture, Video) by deanoffaculty: 10:52am On Sep 14
officialwdhtv:
Single mum of 3 spotted in viral video looking for a husband.

Take a listen!!!

#wetindeyhappentv


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f6D8yUAm5kg
Hmmm.....
Comrades are speechless and they are thinking of running DNA test on the 3 kids.

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Phones / Re: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by deanoffaculty: 8:26am On Sep 14
Jazzman01:
I believe Binance is currently banned in Nigeria. So which of the other listed options is the best?
Bybit
Phones / Re: Dear Hamsters, Which Of The Current Withdrawal Platform Is The Best? by deanoffaculty: 8:26am On Sep 14
Adegbem02:
My hamster no dey login this morning, Wetin dey happen
My own na since yesterday morning....
Crime / Re: Kristina Joksimovic Strangled, Chopped & Blended To Paste By Husband by deanoffaculty: 10:57am On Sep 13
Chikel20000:
So all dis horror films we watch r just what is happening in d western world?....tufiakwa!!!!
I dey tell you ....
Evil people plenty for western world! Africa dey learn work from Europe when it comes evil acts.
Health / Re: Hardship: Man Rescued From Committing Suicide In Ajah Lagos (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 8:47am On Sep 12
Chidex369:


A yet-to-be-identified young man has been rescued by bystanders from committing suicide in Ajah, Lagos State.

The video, which has gone viral on the internet, on Wednesday showed that the man attempted to fall to death from a hanging on a bridge.

Video https://www.facebook.com/share/v/YJs1wcFUNYXWXBVU/?mibextid=oFDknk
All these guys are not ready to die bikko,....

What is stopping you from jumping to the river before rescuers comes around?

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Romance / Re: Can You Date Or Marry A Guy Like This by deanoffaculty: 8:41am On Sep 12
I just remembered this movie "Planet of Apes"

God is great!

Politics / Re: How Much Is Fuel In Your Area? by deanoffaculty: 8:31am On Sep 12
Ance4Liverpool:
#230 location lagos
You say wetin?
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Please describe the filling station for me and the area in Lagos.....I beg πŸ˜‚

This is how I will walk to the filling station......

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Culture / Re: Without Nigerian Men,No Hennessy And Highlife In Kenya: Kenyan Lady Recounts. by deanoffaculty: 8:24pm On Sep 11
jeff1993:
She should be specific about the specie Nigerian MEN !!!

IT IS IGBO MEN

Cha Cha Cha Igbo kwenu!!!
Romance / Re: Lady Carries "I'm Sorry Eddie I Will Never Cheat Again" Placard by deanoffaculty: 10:16am On Sep 11
GOFRONT:
But a pvssy once fvcked can never be UnFvcked
Forget that thing....
Don't forget that your current girlfriend used to be ex of another guy.
Forgiveness is the key!!!

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Politics / Re: Dauda Lawal: Zamfara Governor's New BMW 2025 (Picture) by deanoffaculty: 10:56am On Sep 09
Yourprick:
Where are they seeing all this money.



SportsDokita (Odogwu)
Yet, bandits have taken over all local governments in zamfara state.
Money meant to improve security is being lavished.
Nigeria is deteriorating!
Education / Re: Father Demands Justice After His Baby Was Attacked On The First Day At Daycare by deanoffaculty: 10:02pm On Sep 08
illicit:
Police or not

I will personally lock down the place...
Oil dey ya head!

Me wey I go don scatter the day care......

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Russian Spy Whale 'Hvaldimir' Dies In Norway (Photos) by deanoffaculty: 9:57am On Sep 04
WriterNig:


Al Jazeera || NPR

Ukraine don give am poison.....
πŸ˜‚ πŸ˜‚

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Pakistan Airport With Cocaine Capsules In His Stomach by deanoffaculty: 10:18am On Aug 30
2cribz:
Pakistan.u can never get them as client,dem stubborn,too sharp,wicked.na only jujufit hold them. Now imagine how he don start dey see she gets.. dem chain am like crocodile.see as the chain holding the cuffs long. Beheading
Oil dey ya head!!

Even if you want to do drug runs, no go countries like Pakistan.......Dem get strict laws pass devil.

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Crime / Re: Nigerian Arrested At Pakistan Airport With Cocaine Capsules In His Stomach by deanoffaculty: 10:16am On Aug 30
Newlymarried:

https://tribune.com.pk/story/2492191/nigerian-man-arrested-at-lahore-airport-with-cocaine-capsules-in-stomach
Pakistan of all countries.....chai!!
Pakistan wey no dey take nonsense.
Nigerians should stop all these drug trafficking na.

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Crime / Re: Quranic Teacher Arrested For Kidnapping And Sodomising Almajiri Boys In Bauchi by deanoffaculty: 1:23pm On Aug 28
Romance / Re: Couple's Countenance At Their Wedding Raises Brows (Pics/Video) by deanoffaculty: 9:56am On Aug 27
AllBlack:
marriage is "Serious Business" and they were being serious
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Politics / Re: 10 Things To Know About Adeola Ajayi, The New DSS Director General by deanoffaculty: 8:35am On Aug 27
LagosPrince:
This one that looks like a guy-man and a womanizer
Nice one!
But seriously, womanizing and coded "guy man" look is part of the intelligence work. Even their female officers can be coded spies acting like Olosho.
Looks can be deceptive sometimes when it comes to intelligence work like DSS, NIA, Interpol, etc......but informations full Dem head!
God bless Nigeria!

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