Mikuni:

You're wrong. Dangote and Otedola are supercute

Supercute.......I'm not arguing that fact. Nice one! But just imagine them without money. That's when you will know that money is good and it changes looks and beauty.

Mynd44:
The same journalist who said the reason Nigeria don't have internet is because the Houthis bombs an subsea cable in the Red Sea?

Investigative my foot

Don't mind the journalist.
What will you expect from a journalist who needs followers so that Elon musk can pay him on X(Twitter)?
He is just writing for business and not that he cares.

FreedomArmy:
Now that Ijaw is under siege by the Nigeria army I am surprised that Reno and Asari the two ministers of Igbo hater has gone mute and have nothing to say.

This two men has made it a duty to always side with anything that is done against Igbo people not knowing that one day it will be the turn of his own people.
Ijaw women are killed raped and their houses destroyed. Ijaw children are lying dead all over Ijaw land. Young girls are raped but alas those two has gone mute

The people you love to side with against the Igbos are now the one shouting on top of their voice to wipe out the entire Ijaw while the Igbo are the one speaking for you. This is the irony of life

Funny enough, some of you guys resides in Lagos and spreads fake news of what is happening in SS. Stop being emotional and address SS people on the platform of peace and consequences of their actions.
Show us pictures of the rape, women killed, etc. Stop spreading hate, instead address what matters to Nation building.
Because NA is taking action, you guys are looking for sympathy from everyone.
Are you expecting NA to fold their arms after the gruesome murder of their comrades?
To every action, there is always equal and opposite reaction.

Una don start again....which one be "Okuama Igbo community"?

yaseer111:
Good morning Nairalanders

I am a street cleaner earning 15k monthly I save up to 80k now. Please! What business can I start with this little amount.

This may sound funny but it's a very good hustle to start with 80k or less.
You can start frying yam and Akara(bean balls). I must be honest with you, in this hardship we are facing currently , everyone needs to eat. People don't really care about clothing this time around but food has become number 1 priority. Na person wey chop bellefull dey remember to buy new clothes.
You can even start with 30k and your profit at the end of the month would be dancing around 50k of you know how to manage your savings.

ayjay45:
I can't help but feel sad bcuz I don't have much sexual relationships even at 26.

I get rejected on Dating apps after sending my pics.
Imagine being handsome or even average looking. Friends would flock more towards you than an ugly guy.
People would like you and want to help you

To make things worse, my family is POOR

Bye nairaland

Chairman post your picture first and let's see. You are a man and stop being emotional.

I know many handsome guys who are dead, many are in prison , many have their legs amputated, many are psychiatric hospital, etc
In fact, few days ago an handsome guys was killed in Abia state by a Rival cult group. Dangote is not handsome but controls billions. Thank God for money, Otedola would have been one of the ugliest but he controls billions. Elon musk is not fine at all but "Akpalapala" brought out his handsomeness.
People plenty wey no fine.
What are we talking about here?

Beauty is a state of mind and not only outward appearance. Your beauty is "insde-out" and not "outward-in".

Chairman, make your money. Enjoy your life. Life is short. Infact, if you have money , you don't need dating App. Babes go fall for you like vitamin C.
I guess you are broke cos if you have money to buy what it takes , your beauty will flow like unending river.

Shake off Negativity and keep moving!!!

Truths9ja:
Sincerely with me she’s beautiful 😻

Na lie!! Say person fair no means say she fine. Yellow no be beauty!!
Her lips sef .....she don suck this thing wella. Wetin dem dey call that thing sef? I don forget..

Zooposki:
Oshi Army.

Would you have said thesame if your Dad and brothers were among those soldiers who lost their lives?
Haba na!
Nigerian Army may have their lapses but they are Humans as well.

IzunnaOkafor:

By Izunna Okafor, Awka

A yet-to-be-identified man has allegedly fallen off from police vehicle shortly and died in Anambra State.

The incident reportedly happened on Wednesday at Ọgbọ Ọgwụ Market, by Port Harcourt Road in Onitsha, the commercial city of the State.

According to a video currently trending on the social media and a masculine voiceover that accompanies it, the victim was arrested by some police officers who came into the market and also seized some goods from the traders in the market.

It was further alleged in the video that, shortly after the arrest, while the police officers were speeding off out of the market in their vehicle with the seized goods and the victim who was handcuffed, he fell from the vehicle and hit his head on the coal tar and “died.”

The video also shows the black-dressed man lying lifeless on the ground with handcuffs on his hand while people gathered, watching, lamenting, and making videos of him.

When contacted by this reporter, the Police Public Relations Officer of the Anambra State Police Command, DSP Ikenga Tochukwu, confirmed having seen the viral video.

He said he had also forwarded the video to the Onitsha Area Commander, for investigation, especially concerning the circumstances surrounding the incident and the alleged police involvement in the matter.

The Police Spokesman also disclosed that the Command had sued for calm, assuring that those behind such inhumane act would be unfailingly unmasked.

“I am aware of the trending video and have escalated to the Area Commander Onitsha for investigation, especially on the allegations that our officers were involved.

“Meanwhile, the Command has sued for calm and assured that we shall unmask those behind the inhuman act,” the PPRO said in a chat with this reporter, Izunna Okafor.

1001 ways to die.......9ja edition.

Pauldollars:
What do you think of the value of the Naira?

Wahala dey....

Kennyswag:
Please help my prepaid meter is tripping off and on.

What could be the problem?

Is there any code i can dial?

It is an Actaris ace 9000 SP meter

Mods please take to fp

Every prepaid meter has year of production and class.
This very type of prepaid meter always develop this issue. If the Meyer is a class of 2015 down the line, you may need to change it. Notify power distribution board in your area and request for another one. You may like add lil money anyways.
The meter is one of those first set produced by PHCN back then.
Cheers!!

WriterNig:
Four people are dead after a 🇺🇸 US airplane crashed at Ingalls Field Airport in Bath County, according to an airport representative.

Officials said the crash happened around 3 p.m. The involved plane was a twin jet aircraft, according to the representative.

The plane was not initially set to land at the airport, and the representative said they do not know where it was headed. The plane crashed below the runway, the rep said.

Four people have been confirmed dead from the crash by the airport, but no more information about if there were other survivors has been announced.

Virginia State Police said more information would be released as it becomes available.

How many planes con remain for U.S.A.? This one wey plane crash dey happen every week.
You can't hear things like this in RUSSIA.
Like for RUSSIA and share for U.S.A.

JAYTUNEZ:
James Brown Believes he's suffering Spiritual attacks from Bobrisky


The influencer paid a visit to his village for cleansing and Deliverance Session.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=30eFWf5iEiw?si=fncitcmB9Y1AUx2F

No wonder I have not been seen HISHER tweets on X in the past couple of days.

This is serious.

LillyandDaisy:
THE FACE OF SARAH BAARTMAN

The story of Sarah Baartman of South Africa who had an unusual long backside.

Sarah Baartman, also known as Saartjie Baartman, was a Khosa woman who was born in South Africa in the late 1789. She is famous for being exhibited as a freak show attraction in Europe in the early 18th century because of her large buttocks, which were considered unusual and exotic at the time.

Baartman was born in the Gamtoos Valley, in what is now the Eastern Cape province of South Africa. She was a member of the Khoikhoi, a group of indigenous people who lived in the region. As a young woman, Baartman was taken from her home by a British ship's doctor, William Dunlop, who promised her work as a servant in Cape Town. However, instead of being employed as a servant, Baartman was taken to England and exhibited as a sideshow attraction under the name "Hottentot Venus."

Baartman's large buttocks and elongated labia were considered unusual and exotic, and she was put on display in London and Paris, where people paid to gawk at her. She was also made to perform various tricks, such as dancing and singing, for the entertainment of spectators. Baartman was treated poorly during this time and was not paid for her performances.

Baartman died of Syphilis in 1815 at the age of 26. She was sexually assaulted multiple times and her captors paid in exchange to experience ssehura also know by stage name The Hottentot venus , and her remains were dissected and put on display in a museum in Paris. In 2002, the South African government successfully campaigned for the return of Baartman's remains to South Africa, and she was finally laid to rest in 2002.

Baartman's story is a tragic one and serves as a reminder of the exploitation and mistreatment of people of color throughout history may she rest in eternal peace

We need to wake her up from dead. I have a business proposal for her in Abuja or Lasgidi. The choice is hers.
Haaaaaa!!! This one na asset na!!

Vinnie2000:
I was with two 17,18 yr old Girls yesterday and one was Drinking Nutri-Milk.

The Other Asked her how Much she bought it, The Drinker said N600!

This Girl now said 'What, You Try o. Since FANTA reach N300, I Stop to buy am'.

I just Laughed inwardly because since Prices of INDOMIE Noodles hit the Roof, I STOPPED Buying.

Even Young Pple don Wise for Nigeria!

So Which Food Item/Commodity have you STOPPED Buying due to Inflation?

Nplfmod.
Tanks.

Indomie noodles and egg

Jokerman:
Why marrying an older woman??

Bottom line........POVERTY and Japa/Green card syndrome.

RaySimran:
I believe TLC gave Micheal and his woman a script to act upon; cause, sincerely I wouldn't understand why a man would go through those sh¡t above and still maintain his sanity.

I would agree with you in a way.
Even if they are acting upon a script, TLC didn't put Michael under compulsion to marry Angela. Angela knows Michael is not smart enough to handle the relationship and she's using that as added advantage over him.

As a man, know when to embrace and when to refrain. "No" and "yes" are very powerful words.

Dminister:
The guy is blinded by unavailable true love. Obviously the woman doesn’t love him, She just want to be using him like a slave.

He should go and ask other guys how to make oyibo woman to love, loyal and respect a black man. E think say na ordinary eyes guys they use. Person wey suppose go meet Baba make dem give am me and you forever beeds make him wear am for him waist take fvck nonsense from the oyibo woman body. I swear she go loyal to you with so much respect forever. Make him dey there dey do like mugu.

"Unavailable true love".....I disagree with you. Michael was not smart enough.
Michael wanted to play "green card" game but he was not smart enough. No matter how you plan your "Japa" moves when it comes to clinching for marriage, their society doesn't joke with their women. You can't play their women and go Scot free.
Another issue with Michael is that, he was not expecting that the whole journey will go far. He entered into it and he couldn't pull out again. What he was benefiting from Angela could not make him pull out.
Michael used to be a thin guy na.....but now meat don full his neck. 😂 😂 😂

But seriously, God punish poverty. That's just the bottom line of Michael's story.

Omoawoke:
Is this show real

Very real......overreal sef dey worry am.

Abi you wan try am? No Bleep up like Michael o
😂 😂 😂

22o62021:
Michael saw all the reds flags during TLC and still went ahead to marry her.

Don't mind him.
Michael didn't play the game well. From the first episode on TLC, Angela has always been the dominant. I'm still wondering what Michael was thinking when he married his abusive "Mom". Most of Michael's interviews has been in fear. His speech always portrays "fear". Angela is like pain in his ass...he still went ahead and marry her. I knew the marriage won't go any length. Angela has always been in the center of it all and Michael shouldn't have expected something less than that. She gives the money, she pays the bills, etc.
Come to think of it: Angela is the temperamental type and Michael is more reserved. If you have been following when they started, it took a long time before Michael could look into Angela's eyeballs. At a point when they started, Michael almost used "ma" for Angela but he corrected himself.
Michael was caged by fear, culture(which includes respect for Elders), low self-esteem, inexperienced in managing a relationship with other race, etc. Their society over there doesn't care about culture, respect, value, etc.
Michael should have known some basic things before plunging.

God will help Michael...cos the guy never Sabi the Opetu wey im don enter.

Na that EFCC and ICPC sweet me pass.
Those ICPC guys are not doing anything.

O ti lor.....far far!!

Metrix147:
Previous thread: https://www.nairaland.com/8014305/27-year-old-man-kills-father-abia



Source: https://abntv.com.ng/news/update-police-confirm-killing-of-57-year-old-abia-man-by-son-suspect-to-be-arraigned/

After doing the money rituals, he will now relocate to Lagos and be calling himself "Developer"...... importation and exportation business.

Someone should please tell MTN to remove that message.
Eagles no dey fly go anywhere........we gather dey together!

gaby:
The cursed soul deserves a castration.

Exactly!!

oz4real83:
We should learn to differentiate between "prophecy" and "prediction". Most of the people we call prophets are just making predictions

Don't mind them.
Prophets wey don stake and put money on "correct scores" . The prediction don cast las las
😂 😂

I will just switch off my phone and enjoy my meal......I no fit kill myself.

naptu2:


https://thenationonlineng.net/im-not-a-kidnapper-but-an-armed-robber-says-abuja-notorious-kidnapper/

Na become say Dem no take beatings redesign your face.....you still get mouth to talk.

dre11:
— Two suspects arrested



https://www.vanguardngr.com/2024/01/ondo-civil-servant-slumps-dies-in-hotel-after-s3x-romp-with-girlfriend/

3 gunshots salute to our fallen Hero who died in active service....

Goalnaldo:
Yesterday was the first time I watched this years AFCON and boy, Nigeria where playing rubbish

They always play Rubbish but I think luck has always been friendly to them.

devilmaycry:
He might be falsely accused.
Some people may just want to bring him down.

But if he is guilty. Uncle blokos should be burnt

True! He might be falsely accused but in most cases, the so called "Men of God" has a kind of "congregational immunity"(according to my English.... laughs). Most church members are being brainwashed in Nigeria, even Africa. Even when a so called "Man of God" is commiting sins or doing the wrong thing , congregation will still be thinking he or she is being led the the Holy Spirit. Call any member to testify against their pastor in church, they won't. They don't even know scriptures but they only do what their pastor tells them to do. Instead, they build " wall of Jericho" around their pastors and shield him like a god.
There was a scenario sometimes ago in a WhatsApp group chat. A Pastor's daughter of about 2 years mistakenly typed "gfshhdjhdhejhegggvvfx" and group members started responding "I claim it", "amen","it is done", etc. They thought pastor was speaking in tongues and he was in the spirit.
.......many things about all these "men of God " Sha.